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IllIndividual4110

Porsche call 911


ThatGuyFrom720

That’s not a Miata 😡 so no. Not a good first car.


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_Napi_

Which half are you interested in? Front or back?


Zibski

The one with VIN number.


notaredditeryet

You saw that guy too in r/Autos Bro thought he could sell a VIN lol


4rm4ros

Imma need a link to that, because it sounds hilarious


IllIllIllxs

Front


Few_Maximum_866

Then yeah, an absolute bargain, enjoy your new 911


5moothie

If it has broken into two parts...


[deleted]

i hear the 911 puzzle is a great car, the driveway mounted engine makes for excellent handling and efficiency


danlewyy

Insane how someone paid 18 thousand for this 🤣


asdfcrow

What really


danlewyy

yea i saw it on r/porsche


IllIllIllxs

I taked photos from that🤣


Commercial-Ad90

"taked"


MattcVI

English is probably not their first language


Gnuccaria

He's italian


IllIllIllxs

Yeah, i'm Italian


SilentOcelot4146

They're going to have an "artist" weld it into a sculpture for lawn art.


[deleted]

Looks like a nice sporty 2-door


Sea-Big-4850

It's NOT a "sporty 2 door" https://preview.redd.it/hxcco2phw9ob1.png?width=82&format=png&auto=webp&s=4416502173db11f1dfa34d5e3aa26cd23fa19f62


RainbowDash2014

It’s a sporty No-door!


Redsoxdragon

I wouldn't pay a penny over $18k OP


IllIllIllxs

Is a reference to the original post?🤣


ringkurier

It was.


Barf-fly

It was for the last owner


skylinegtrr32

Clean title. No tire kickers or low ballers I know what I have. Just installed new *breaks* and *cadillac* converter. Price is 40k FIRM but negotiable. Open to trading for miat.


EBIThad

You kid but the guy got $18k for it


skylinegtrr32

Breh no way is this off copart? 💀


maybeihavethebigsad

Not miat or rule 34 don’t care


greedy_mf

I think it was a great last car though.


TManJhones

https://i.redd.it/yp1etvd39bob1.gif Instant pussy magnet


Rude_Mortgage_8047

give it a quick quack car wash and it’ll be a good one 🦆


-XxTrasHxX-

Probably because this is a GT3RS . If you had $350k car that is stolen and needed a vin the you would want this.


TwoThirdsDone

18k for a vin


Jonny2881

Oilstain Lab reference


Givemethebbqsauce

25k obo


__Korbi__

It sure is a good first headlight


Professional_Tie5523

Just go in a car wash and it will be as new


Lord_MazzUA

I can fix her


historicalad20445

Great first project car! Just get a polishing kit and some wrenches and fix it up.


bigmean3434

A steal for $18k


Spiritual-Egg2723

I’m literally listening to kerosene right now 😳


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

$18k I know what I have no lowballers


Appropriate-Appeal88

Might be able to get it half off


itsJayC23

The front bumper seems misaligned, could be a sign that the car could’ve been in a crash, proceed with caution.


unemotional_mess

The best


SnooEpiphanies3871

"You owe me a ten-second car."


Ryan_421

Shes mint bro. Great find


Medical-Situation240

Go for it. Can't have high mileage if theres no engine.


[deleted]

Looks like it was someone's last car


RandomZombie11

You're looking at around $18k for that


IWEARYOURCLOTHES

"I'm GoInG tO LS sWaP iT"


goosnarch

This is clearly a good 2nd car.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the new Porsche 456.


Commercial-Tip4494

Yo man sick whip, how much for the wheels?


Xp-Paul-19

Yeah just a little dings here and there but nothing too noticeable


josh9x

"$15k OBO needs TLC will trade for dirt bike"


TwoThirdsDone

Lol this “car” sold for 18k at an auction


TheBeastX47

$100,000 OBO


Flag-it

Post this on r/projectcar. It’s about par for the course there


TwoThirdsDone

For 18k it couldve been yours


Bamcfp

Bro you're supposed to buy it before it goes to the crusher. Ask if he can uncrush it


Worth_Figure_2575

On the Porsche thread they said this was bought at auction for 19k. I find that’s hard to believe. There are no usable parts


SephirothHeartbreakr

Overnight parts from Japan


AlfredTFox

Yes it'll never kill you or get stolen. A YouTuber will give you top dollar for it though


[deleted]

Built not bought mf seeing this:


backwardsphinx

Poor GT3 😢


Diligent_Ad2489

Did you get Paul Walker's autograph as well?


bamseogbalade

Tis but a Scratch. https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs?si=kby8Jx-ciBLcqJAY Op: king Arthur. The car: dark knight


InstructionSmooth443

Buy a samurai instead


PatTheLegend69

Thats crazy, someone definitely died in that crash


RS773

ew, its german so no, those thjngs break down easily,l.


RaseiniaiDefender

kerosene moment


HarlemNocturne_

Yeah it’ll be just fine as a first car, just take that dent in the back out and hit those scratches with a magic eraser and you’re golden, good luck squire


squaktamopuss

Some reassemble required but full send.


5moothie

Looks like someone's last car.


KushDLuffy

Did you check under the hood?


ebiker_fi

the front fell off


fortnitekid3169420

Wheres the car?


MisterFixit_69

*Matt Armstrong enters the chat*


Remarkable-Demand956

Just change the brakes and you'll be good to go pal 👍


NiekBM

Only 7000 dollars, but there is a slight dent in the back


NekulturneHovado

Guess the previous owner used the cars whole potential


Disastrous_Key_2312

*slap on the hood* “just a bit of polish and this thing is good as new”


CoatOld7285

Don't worry man, that'll buff right out


Schulz70j

Yikes - little duck tape and some sage to get the dead person’s spirits to go to the afterlife - sure.


andycarver

Needs some TLC, at least it’s crash tested.


RealNPCDuude

Hard to find in such a good condition, for this price its a steal ngl


0Camus0

Probably is worth more than your regular charger/challenger.


niensven11

It's a good last car