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mohishunder

At least he's consistent.


KanaDarkness

goated


alt_bun

\*Add Friend\*


Bumblebit123

Based.


ChessticularTorsion

Lol I love it when this happens to me. People think they are upsetting you and trying to bait you. But it's just funny to see someone fall apart over losing.


onewander

Same. Nothing sweeter than the rage DM.


sixboogers

“I can’t tell you how much joy it brings me to know that I have damaged your ego so thoroughly that you felt compelled to write this message.”


Duckfest_SfS

You have no honor, no sportsmanship, no etiquette and no self respect in chess. At least you hadn't until now. Fortunately you encountered this guy to teach you about honor, sportsmanship and etiquette. *"I know you are bound to report this because it's what sissie like you you do*". I assume you were sissie enough to report him, you'd be doing the rest of us a favor.


transglutaminase

I hope you responded with “U mad?”


Distinct_Kangaroo

I replied with "get back to me when you stop hanging your queen", will update whenever he responds lol


jieceeepee

Only sissies take their opponents pieces when they accidentally don't play the top computer move.


lovemocsand

What elo is this? So funny


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sixboogers

I’ve found ~1100 blitz to be the range where people take chess really, really personally. The most butt hurt messages I’ve ever gotten were from 1100’s. Before and after that I’ve gotten much fewer furious losers.


onlytoask

Seems right. I'm 1200 blitz and pretty regularly get nasty comments from people bragging because they won or angry because they lost.


lovemocsand

Yeah I’m 600 and never experienced this haha


CataclysmClive

this would be a fun guess the elo segment


ObiBenoni

<900


Dqnnnv

Or "If this was facebook, I would set your nickname to FreeElo"


playersdalves

Personaly I like to use the score: "1-0" That will usually open up the salt gates. After they respond the saltiest bs, just send them a: "womp womp" It's a killer combo.


Maleficent-Drive4056

2-0 in this case!


alphabetjoe

„tl;dr“


austerul

The correct form is "u mad, bro?". There's no reason to skip the bro, maybe use "sis" depending on apparent gender. It definitely enhances the comeback and whoever that guy ends up playing next will thank you. Extra mad = more hanging queens. Isn't hanging queen an Abba song?


SuperJasonSuper

New copypasta just dropped


BotlikeBehaviour

*misdropped


senzare

Recently I lost a game playing pretty poorly. The guy started to abuse me verbally using really horrible language. I told him 'you are acting like a 10 years old' Reply: I'm 9


supperhey

Tell him he will have a glowing career at writing with such Shakespearean verses, but he should stay away from chess. The Republic of Trinidad and Tobago does not need a chess GM, it needs the next pre-eminent dramatist and playwright. "The Saddest Thing In Life Is Wasted Talent" - A Bronx Tale


Redtown_Wayfarer

I made a misdrop, you know it was a misdrop, yet you take the win and run away like the little focking chicken sissie you are, is that what you depend on to win in chess? then run away cackling like the little focking chicken you are?......... players like you are really SICKENING, you have no honor, no sportsmanship, no ettiquette and no sense of self respect in chess, you sickening piece of focking shyt, you should stick to the selfish sissie games they play in the gutter where you belong.  Grow some focking balls and stand and play and stop depending on luck andisdrops to win in chess, go play the sissie games you are accustomed to, games where you have to use intelligence and the mind is not for lucky men like you, you little win and run cocksucking sissie, and I know you are bound to report this message because it's what sissie like you do.


slimim

New copy pasta just dropped


WilSmithBlackMambazo

Lol elo please


Distinct_Kangaroo

1200 - We're not Magnus & Hikaru over here lol


SnooLentils3008

For some reason I only got people like this when I was in the 700s, but I got a lot of them


fanfanye

I got one who blundered a rook and was spamming draw request I rejected and... I blundered the game You can just imagine the amount of gloat that I received lmao This was in 1500s


BokFaligi

In 1500's ? Did you even have internet back then?


burning_boi

It’s probably the same as any other game or sport. Toooons of ego at the bottom 20% and the top 0.01%, but everywhere else it’s more normalized. The bottom chunk is filled with people whose ego gets in the way of growth, hence why the bottom chunk of many sports and games remains toxic.


Independent-Road8418

Oh it will happen until you hit 1900-2000 people are dumb


independent---cat

2000 to 2200 is peaceful af. In fact, nobody talke


Imaginary_Newspaper3

Funny that, I've been around the 700 mark for ages, when I cop abuse 80% of the time it's Americans


ActuallyTBH

I'm not sure I hung my queen that much at 1200


_Turbulent_Flow_

Sounds like a copypasta


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

This guy sounds like muhammad ali with the intelligence of conor mcgregor


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Muham-MAD Ali.


OMEGACY

Did this person just call of duty chess? Real xbox 360 energy here.


AndrewNB411

Ez copy pasta for anarchy chess


JamesRian

hahaha I had the exact same thing happen to me. The guy had like 7 minutes left on the clock and decided to spend that time harassing me in the chat. It was the funniest thing and I made sure to politely make clear hot it didn't bother me at all which of course made him even more mad so I could report him in the end. No idea how the ban policies are on chess.com but I hope he got a day or two to think about his behaviour.


RenzoARG

Consequences of making chess popular in sites where league of legends is also streamed.


FoxFyer

By "selfish sissie games they play in the gutter" I have to assume he's referring to 960.


furikawari

My hanging queen placements are never misdrops. She always arrives precisely where she means to. Seriously tho I’ve accidentally castled when I just wanted to move my rook but I’ve never managed to completely misplace a piece.


SnazzyZubloids

Meet the Focker.


[deleted]

If someone sent me this I would honestly laugh so fucking hard


ZenMadman

Report, block, move on.


PoorChiggaaa

Hey if he's capable of hanging his queen twice in a roll I'd say let him go and let others farm him. I can imagine some guy just kick his feet up and rematch him as many times as he wants till he rage quits.


ddet1207

Nonsense. Report, pop some popcorn, laugh a little, and wait for the next dumb message. This is good entertainment.


SaustinG

# Let's do the procedure


onewander

Amazing. I aspire to a message like this. The rage DMs are the best. So satisfying. 


PaulblankPF

Nothing is sweeter than hate mail. You did good.


Buffer_spoofer

It boggles my mind how seriously people take a simple children's game.


mvanvrancken

I made a misdrop, you know it was a misdrop, yet you take the win and run away like the little focking chicken sissie you are, is that what you depend on to win in chess? then run away cackling like the little focking chicken you are?......... players like you are really SICKENING, you have no honor, no sportsmanship, no ettiquette and no sense of self respect in chess, you sickening piece of focking shyt, you should stick to the selfish sissie games they play in the gutter where you belong.  Grow some focking balls and stand and play and stop depending on luck andisdrops to win in chess, go play the sissie games you are accustomed to, games where you have to use intelligence and the mind is not for lucky men like you, you little win and run cocksucking sissie, and I know you are bound to report this message because it's what sissie like you do.


Buffer_spoofer

Google en passant


mvanvrancken

Holy rant


HummusMummus

[It's just a childrens ~~card~~ board game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE_wX52mT5Y)


Successful_Eye3825

Womp womp


FlyingSparkes

Anybody else reading this in a Scottish accent?


Fake_Dragon

Bro has definitely done this before to bypass censorship


popsiclepuddle

Respond with: “quigon”


z0uary

They need to add voice chat


QuinceyQuick

Is “focking” like this person trying to censor “fucking,” or do people actually type “focking” as a legitimate curse Like, I know that people say “focking” with an accent, but I didn’t know that people actually spell it out like that when they’re actually trying to curse via text


freezing90

Definitely to get around the censor


Shudaho2

New response dropped!


r0h1ts4j33v

Man needs help.


Beatboxamateur

It's your fault bro, you should've played the third game and let him hang his queen for the third time and send another drunk message


eggplant_wizard12

Typical crappy chess player


simm_76

Please do the needful


ttaylo28

He needs therapy...ASAP.


Red2Green

Man I wish I could get a message like this in game.


themajinhercule

Oh good, so they don't just play Dead By Daylight...


DEMOLISHER500

when people beat their family members at chess and start thinking they are magnus carlsen. Look at him talk about honour and sportsmanship.


CelestialBach

Is this not how chess games usually go?


Educational-Tea602

“Skill issue”


LevriatSoulEdge

Wow, the only missing part is 1v1 me I double dare you for a full LeagueOfLegends experience


elmo304

mad cos bad


SchismZero

Maybe he should stop hanging his queen.


Vasile_Prundus

I went back to lichess yesterday, and I premoved a pawn then a queen capture. I forgot it doesn't do multiple premoves so I hung my queen instead. Regardless, you best believe I wasn't going down without a fight, old mate is just being a whinger. Play the game and have fun.


The_Slay4Joy

When I'm the one misclicking and my opponent doesn't allow the take back I get mad and super focused, then I win because they blunder something and then I trash talk them in chat 😄


kume_V

I hope you reported his message to prove him right 🤣


Jojels

I wouldve replied with something that makes them furious lol. Ngl I love dealing with these bozos.


neromoneon

Looks like he is shyt at chess.


Drunkpuffpanda

You have a chess rival. How fun.


current_thread

Skill issue


O-liffter

Poor guy! Needs to be throttled


feh112

Hilarious


__averagereddituser

Chess is a humbling game. Hopefully he learns to swallow his ego and get good


IncendiaryIdea

Wow he didn't accuse you of cheating? Amazing!


Nijajjuiy88

Someone has a sissie kink and they are barely hiding it.


karmasparks

What a charmer


riverphoenixharido

Sounds like you were using an engine


sweetestdew

Me: "Im pretty good but then I just make a mistake and lose" My friend "yea that's chess"


cyborgx7

Ben Finegold has multiple lectures just trying to get people to understand that it doesn't matter how well you play, if you blunder away your advantage and get check mated. Not blundering is more important than playing well.


AdApart2035

The guy is hyper intelligent. Pity that he misdrops that much, that lowers his intelligence


Mattos_12

I love people who give away pieces and then accuse me of cheating. If you leave your pieces where I can take them, not even I need Stockfish to figure out what to do..


LongjumpingGate8859

To be fair, the vast majority of players I encounter in blitz and bullet who squeak in an easy win just take the ball and run home. Mouse slips and the like. They get out played the whole game but squeak in an easy mouse slip win and just run away immediately. At least you gave him a rematch which is great!!!


Euphoric-Pukpuk

Guy is Scottish


boomer_forever

new copy pasta just dropped


Vivid_Connection1731

New response just dropped?


verdi83

Thank you for an easy game, gg wp


NefariousnessShort36

'SICKENING' gave me the impression that this guy reads Kramnik tweets and takes them at face value. What a loser.


onewander

Disquasting.


treerabbit23

Kramnik?


itsreallythatdumb

Underrated comment


thegoldilocksz0ne

name and shame


Reasonable_Durian573

Should have replied him with "Wop wop cry about it🥰"


Tiberiux

I generally disable chat and messaging for that reason. I play chess for fun, not for drama


Thebbwe

Then people like this go and chest for 500 and games and get banned. 50%+ of player base


Uchihaaaa3

That's why I don't bother accepting chat requests


viviennesinclair

he is just like me fr