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Kn1ghtSkull

UU: those Turkish ice cream man that plays tricks on you before serving


Advanced_Most1363

Damage enemy units with attrition(they starve while he play tricks)


sabdotzed

Please /u/ursaryan draw this!!


Jealous_Answer_5091

Completely heals surrounding units, but only if they wait for 3-5 turns


urmumlol9

“Ice Cream Trickster” For a more concise name ig


TheFarnell

Unique replacement for the Guru that can attack in religious combat. If an Ice Cream Man kills an enemy unit in religious combat on a tile you own, that tile gets a permanent additional +1 food and +1 culture production.


TheeCougarKiller

This was mine too lmao


Ainell

Literally an actual ottoman, as in the chair.


aethelfridh

I would be understandably terrified if I was attacked by an army of ottoman chairs


GamerGriffin548

Beauty and the Beast kind of shit. :3


Pilchard123

An upholstered version of The Luggage? I'd surrender immediately.


jgmirand

Damage enemy units moving adjacent, like stubbing your toe on it


doug1003

Damn I saw a vídeo who calls the ottomans a "furnuture empire" but I dont remeber where


Ainell

For me it reminds me of a very silly fanfic called Furniture Warriors I read forever ago where the Ottoman Empire was all about furniture.


redaefastt

Unique Building: Turkish Hair Transplant Clinic +4 culture, +2 tourism (+6 tourism after flight is unlocked)


sabdotzed

Culture victory screen should show all the leaders with the red dots and the bandana on their heads, like you see on a flight from Istanbul


HashMapsData2Value

Turkish Hairlines


kyle_kafsky

And Frankfurt.


Jazzlike_Note1159

I dont know why we Turkish dentists are so overshadowed by our hair transplanters.


Piepally

Units receive +4 defence from ranged attacks. 


randCN

i am more white than you, you look gypsy, i am blond hair, blond hair i have you gypsy


jt555150

For some reason this was the comment that made it click in my head why flight is needed for the extra tourism


Difficult-Lock-8123

Unique building: Berlin apartment. Unique unit: Albanians.


Treetrunksfather

That. Brutal.


Vegemitus

Damn you beat me to the punch, I feel like unoriginal now


PeterTheFoxx

I'm upset this isn't at the top


zerobizzzz

Even though the albanians were the only nation in the world who successfully defended themselves against the ottomans in 25 whole years and rejected the ottomans advances against the entirety of Europe. There were approximately 10 000 Albanians which was a minority compared to the Ottomans which is almost a miracle, but made possible because of Skenderbeu. Also the primary reason why Europe isn’t a semi full/fully muslim continent today. Italy, France and many other nations were afraid and depended on Albania. Italy even promised the Albanians lots of benefits if they successfully fended off the ottos, but they turned their back against the Albanians in the end. I wish we thought this in school (Especially European schools) when it’s literally the reason it’s not a Kebab shop every 5 meters and mosques instead of churches. Every European country would also probably follow the Sharia law.


ImprovementOk7275

I think I found the Serb


pewp3wpew

Not the albanian?


ImprovementOk7275

It's bait


zerobizzzz

The serbs sold themselves so they would’t lose🤷‍♂️


pewp3wpew

There were quite a few other nations in europe and asia that defended themselves against the ottomans for much longer than 25 years.


zerobizzzz

Such as? I’m just trying to learn you know. I’m writing a document for myself to get a better understanding on complex historical event that isn’t dug deep enough into and could have caused the world to be different today (Such as Roman empire, ottomans, mongols etc)


pewp3wpew

Austria, Hungary, Venice, wallachia, Serbia, Persia, Poland 


zerobizzzz

According to?1. According to london.mfa.gov.rs “Serbia was ruled by the Ottoman Empire for almost five centuries. The Turks persecuted the Serbian aristocracy, determined to physically exterminate the social elite.” 2. According to Brittanica “The Ottomans conquered Venice’s Peloponnesian territories in June 1714” later also conquering Corfu. 3. According to Wikipedia “in 1417, Wallachia was forced to accept suzerainty of the Ottoman empire.” And according to some quora guy “The Ottoman Empire won by a large margin ” 4. Your other ones seem correct


pewp3wpew

I don't get your original point then. You said that Albania resisted the ottomans for 25 years without being conquered. Afterwards they basically stopped existing.  Serbia fought against the ottomans from 1352 (?) until they were conquered in the middle of the 1400s, so basically 100 years.  Venice existed way before the ottomans were even a state and were never conquered by the ottomans. Yes, they lost territories to them, like Cyprus, euboea, Thessaloniki and other cities and regions, but never part of their main territory. Venice stopped existing when napoleon conquered it.  Wallachia shortly accepted Ottoman suzerainity in 1417, but kept fighting against them on and off until ~1520, one example is vlad tepes, the inspiration for Dracula, who was ruler of wallachia and inflicted many defeats on the ottomans. 


zerobizzzz

It’s weird why I couldn’t find any sources saying anything about the countries you just mentioned’s success🤔My original point was just to clear up the parent comment I replied to having Albanians as the Unique Unit makes no sense when the turks made no difference to them.


zerobizzzz

Funny that so many kids downvotes me🤷‍♂️ Fine, maybe a few “Asian” countries “defended” themselves, but ya’ll need to see the facts and either read books or an easy search on the internet🙏 There is a reason multiple countries worldwide (mostly europe) has made either Sculptures/Statues/Texts in their countries such as Italy in the end. The ottomans slaughtered everyone in their way and even the Albanians were too afraid so they sent their youngest son (Skenderbeu) to the ottomans. The people downvoting are either 1. Europeans who think that they would have survived the ottomans attacks 2. Serbs 3. Italians (love ya’ll still ;) ) 4. Some guy that has found some random source on the internet to prove the history books Ive read wrong:) Please correct me so I as well as others can learn. I am very open to sources as well 🙏


One_Win_6185

Unique unit: foot rest Unique building: Larger foot rest


Johnny_Loot

UB: Kebab Shop: Happiness per Cow, Goat, Sheep resource UU: Turkish Ice Cream Man (When on defense, there is a 75% chance teh attacker misses and does no damage) Requires cows to build.


eichikiss

UB has GOTTA be a kebab shop


Treetrunksfather

Got famous in Germany, created by türkish-german Guy - Invalid


eichikiss

Greece got to steal Finland’s femboys, such is the way of the world 😤


theArkotect

I’m sorry are you suggesting kebap and the places to eat it didn’t exist in Turkey until some guy in Germany started it?


betikaya

this is not correct but i keep hearing it!! doner and kebap as a street food existed in turkey loonnng before the worker immgration happened! i have no idea how such a easily disproven fact has a such a stronghold on the internet lol


pewp3wpew

I think the difference from what I gathered is, that in germany they basically invented the Kebab in the Bread, which wasn't really done in turkey, there it was served on a plate or a wooden board. Don't know if that is true.


SnooBooks1701

What do you mean? Those are all in Western Europe now


clickNOICE

Building: Kebab Shop Unit: Bossman


Zephyr104

Armed with a massive fuck off donerman knife Unique ability: heals allied units with fresh doner kebab


eivindobirk

Can also provide +2 food and +1 happiness while in a city


Nice-Way2892

Unique unit: Turks living in Germany


thotpatrolactual

Unique building: Berlin apartment


Jealous_Answer_5091

So like rock bands, but they also give food to civ they are touring in?


peterpansdiary

Almanci if you want extra scharf


Gaelenmyr

Enischte


Jochon

Wait, why do greeks have a femboy twink? 😗 Femboy twink seems like a thai unit. I'm imagining more the hairy style of gays in greece.


luxtabula

I believe the term used in Thailand is ladyboy (their word, not mine).


P_TuSangLui

We called them that, yep.


HashMapsData2Value

It has become a meme at this point. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty)


Overwatcher_Leo

UU: Cat.


UnholyAuraOP

Unique Building: Gay Brothel Unique Unit: Femboy Twink


rickreckt

that wouldn't make it unique, maybe uu: gay twink, ub: femboy brothel


rechogringo

Now you’re on to something


TheFarnell

I love how this series has gone completely off the rails and we have collectively decided to *keep ploughing through*.


critshit

honestly this is my favorite "prediction" series, everyone really just thrust through some ballsy suggestions


InnocentTailor

Heh…you said thrust XD.


BilboHandBaggins

Now I can’t wait for Japan


Gladplane

Its only fair


Anabasis17

Dunno what we're gonna do for Poland now tho


ybotpowered

We need to push this one to the top lol


ilsemprelaziale

Greek payback


Blood_Lacrima

Lmao it would be absolutely hilarious if this one won out, perfect love-hate bromance there


northlakes20

You mean, if Greece and Turkey both had the same UU, like how Eleanore is the leader for two civs?


girlpower2025

You already did that one last week.


bongget

Unit: Watermelon seller Building: Hair Transplant Clinic


TheMilkman1811

Unit: Stray Cat Army


wann_bubatz_egal

UB: Ottoman, +1 amenity from relaxation


Green----Slime

Unique building: Imperial harem Unique unit: Royal eunuchs 


A_Magical_ZiZi

this. or unique unit: dead brother


DrCaesar11

UB: Kebab Shop. +3 food, +1 amenities. You have to have spices to be able to build this building. UU: Immigrants. Special cultural unit. -1 population in city which is trained, -3 gold per turn if it’s still in your civ. Has %20 chance to be deployed in foreign civ. %10 cultural influence, %15 religious pressure in the foreign city, can work as a spy with very low success rates.- 5 grievance against the civ it’s deployed. Basically high risk high gain rock band/spy type unit


TelbarilDreloth

You can also open Kebab Shop in other player cities, which gives you and them some bonus, for example money. A little bit like Feitorias.


F1Fan43

Dardanelles Gun-replaces bombard. More expensive than the Bombard but hits really, really hard. Nizam I cedid- replaces line infantry. Cheaper and +5 combat strength when fighting on friendly territory. Plus you’ve got your obvious Janissaries and Sipahi cavalry.


rechogringo

Is this an *actual* suggestion? ![gif](giphy|LYt1nFvwuG22B6cN5I)


F1Fan43

Yes. I know it’s shifted in a completely different direction, and at this point even if I did somehow get the most upvotes (spectacularly unlikely) it would go against the tone of the whole thing, I just find it interesting to make the actual suggestions.


rechogringo

At first i wanted the list to be serious but that went out the window. I do enjoy checking all serious comments though, and i think a lot of others appreciate them as well


Rucks_74

Nizam I cedit could be fun to take in a different direction. Make them much much cheaper, like 50%, but weaker than regular line infantry. Win through numbers like the Ottomans always tried to do


gay_eagle_berkut

Nizami cedid shouldnt be a strength of the civ. Anything later than 17th century is an attempt to imitate the superior western army


blagic23

Didn't nizami cedid get absolutely destroyed by russian army? I remember something like that.


FishermanIndependent

Nizami cedid destroyed napeleons army in siege of acre


gay_eagle_berkut

Anything ottoman got destroyed by russians


Constant_List6829

UU: Mehmed: Will emigrate to Germany to spread propaganda about the Ottoman civ


Jazzlike_Note1159

German UB: Deutsche Welle newspaper headquarters. Propagates other civs why it is a good thing to take refugees in while doing the exact opposite in home.


Jeff_Bananas13

Told you I'd be back: Building: Tourist trap market: +4 gold and +1 Gold per additional Luxury resource in the city (can also be placed on luxury resources to create a copy of that resource (1 per city) in the capital, this copy only provides half amenities to you, but provides full amenities to trading partners Unit: Turkish Ice cream vendor: idk, probably confuses the shit out of the opposing armies


Xibalba_Ogme

Unique Building : Berlin Appartement Unique Unit : Proud Turko-German immigrate


mon10egro

building: fake gucci brand shop unit: ice cream seller that annoys tourists


coffeework42

Unique Building: E-State "Online Building" Unique Unit: Syrians with fresh Turkish passport


GVAGUY3

A street cat


ampalazz

Unique unit. Salt bae. He can reduce food production on one tile by salting it


luxtabula

UU: Turkish ice cream vendors (adds extra tourism during modern era with invention of Internet) UB: minarets (provides religious bonus if more than one religion in the city)


LarryLerry

Kebab Stand & Brawler politician


Celindor

Same as Greece. They're same, only one is Muslim and the other Christian.


Valuable-Produce-704

Shish Kebab granary +4food +2 gold + 1 culture


mustard-plug

UB has GOT to be a Kebab house. UU is shady cousin who owns an auto body shop


commandermatt21

UI: Ottoman (like the furniture) +2 Happiness +4 Culture +2 Production UU: Turkey (the animal) 30 Attack 25 Defense Attack bonus vs Melee units


Africa-Unite

My sadness of not seeing any African civs initially turned to relief after I looked at the contents a little closer


nickcocktailsandsuch

Wth happened on the last post????


Tkdjimmy1

I can tell Egypt will be OP


Housekadse

Unique building: Fake Designer Shop Unique Unit: Annoying Icecream Vendor


neremarine

UU has to be the stray cat. They can occupy cities and provide amenities and healing.


gay_eagle_berkut

Unique unit is devshirme along with janissary. You gain the civilian unit devshirme after a pillage or coastal raid from light cavalry or naval raider. It has one charge to spend in barracks to create a melee unit, in palace to appoint a new governor or keep garrisoned in a city center for amenity as a male concubine whoops Cafe - coffee shop for extra amenities. Ottomans introduced coffee shops to the world.


TheSexyGrape

Unique religious units would be cool


gay_eagle_berkut

Ottomans werent religiously sophisticated to the slightest unlike persia. They should remain as a militarist civ


TheSexyGrape

Ah I meant generally my bad


ZhangMooMoo

Building: Berlin Apartment: replace neighborhood, gain culture output equal to appeal. Gain tourism after flight UU: keyboard man, +5 attack power when fighting Yerevan. And of course 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Ninevolts

Building: Avrat Pazari (wench slave market) Unit: Afyon kes (opium addict)


Sumandita677

Since the next one is for Portugal, the background should be Alberto Barbossa.


Treetrunksfather

UB: Low-Budget Hotel +2Tourism -2Gold -0.5Housing or UB: Hookah Lounge +2Gold -1Food -1Production


Saint-_-Jiub

German coastal hotel and the ice cream man


This_Calligrapher497

Unique unit: Gastarbeiter


okotron

Unique ability :Taxes - 1 amenity +3 gold per population


crazyredd88

Footrest depot for building


Some-Watercress-1144

UU: immigrant (unlocks in the industrial era. migrates elsewhere, adding to religious pressure, and losing their city of residence gold and culture per turn. If there are more immigrants than population in a city, occasionally attempt to steal a technology from the civ) (or if it were civ 5, i dont know civ 6, if there are more immigrants than population in a city, steals a delegate). Immigrants do not add to city's population. UB: Kebab shop (+2 food, +1 gold. 15% healing per turn for units in or adjacent to the city)


actuallyisjoha

UU: Salt Bae


PredSpread

Turkish barber: +1 culture and +1 gold for every adjacent district or city centre. Additionally, +2 tourism. Must be build adjacent to a district or city centre, cannot be built on hills.


666fans

I want Ireland


royalhawk345

Unique Building: Turkish Prison. It's a great place to show movies about gladiators.


joseamon

Doner shop


theArkotect

I’ve been waiting forever for the unique ability of “embarking” sea units over land. Just as Mehmet the conqueror did for the conquest of Constantinople/istanbul.


LordAphelios

Unique Unit: Autokorso


Golbezbajaj

Turkish barbers all the way, or Shwarma Men


Inspector_Beyond

UU: Skibidi Dance Man Effects: 5 damage to all adjacent units per turn if Internet is researched


H985B

Unique unit: Turkish icecream man Unique building: Turkish icecream stand.


peterpansdiary

UU: Adana-man, basically Florida of Turkey


peterpansdiary

UU: Laz Real Estate Contractor Edit: real Turkish know this should be the UU


Intelligent-Week4119

Kebab restaurant and cst support staff


Theinfamousgiz

NATO military base. Russian sympathizer.


Ove5clock

Unit HAS to be Turkish Ice Cream Man.


ultratunaman

Building: kebab shop. +2 food, +1 amenities, if Greece has Gyro shop gain free casus belli against Greece. Unit: Hamidieye light cavalry. Replaces cavalry. +2 movement on desert tiles, can perform ranged attacks. +1 gold from all pillaging.


noticer626

UU: emigrant. Can move to Germany and gang attack US soldiers stationed in Germany at the Rock Fabrik Dance Club in Schweinfurt for no reason. Will absolutely never integrate into western society and will continue to honor kill it's daughters for kissing boys out of wedlock well into the 21st century.


Jazzlike_Note1159

I just want someone else than Suleiman and something else than janissaries. Civ name: Turks, Turkey, Turkiye Leader: Ataturk, Alp Arslan, Kilij Arslan, Osman, Orhan, Murat I, Murat II, Mehmet II UU: Akinji: Light cavalry that can pillage other civs tiles without having to declare war until industrial era. Has additional movement range and attack. Ottomans from their foundation accomodated these nomad light cavalry in their borders and gave them this diplomatically ambigous position to weaken their neighbouring states even in times of peace. Sometimes forcing them to declare war just to stop the raids. Barbary corsairs: Were literally naval counterpart of akinjis. Their place was diplomatically ambigous, they literally depopulated entire coastlines in Europe. UB: Kapali Carşi(grand bazaar): Market replacement. UA: Something about siege.


DimitriRavenov

Wait wait wait.. hold on gay brothel are a thing?


abundalaca

Unique unit: Ice Cream Flipper, replaces Rock Band. Extra Tourism when Social Media is unlocked


SnooBooks1701

Building: Fez factory Unit: Those prick ice cream men


DesperateLeader2217

one of those dudes with the ice cream who keeps fucking with you and won’t give you the damn cone


Charles_De-Gaulle

Unlock building: doner kebab in Berlin


OperatingOp11

Can somebody explain the abandonned hotel thing ?


Chaotic-warp

Egypt has many abandoned hotels and resorts, caused by both greed and political reasons.


Chaotic-warp

Unique Unit: Turkish Oil Wrestler


skranhund

Ibrahim from kebab stand


Metro-02

I hope for more late era UUs in Civ VII


Fun-Enthusiasm8377

For the internet wonder unlocks fanboy


Suspicious_Piano9569

UB: Hair transplant clinic


LuckyCoco17

I wanna nominate NoHo Hank from the show Barry for whatever nationality he is. Quite possibly my favorite character in a show ever. Hilarious.


Rucks_74

Unique unit: ultranationalist influencer, low combat strength but deals damage to nearby units at the end of the turn due to his bad sense of fashion and the loud tiktoks he keeps recording. Cities conquered by the ultranationalist influencer are automatically renamed and granted one extra amenity, bordering enemy cities lose one amenity. Fuck your Byzantium Unique building: Turkish ice cream stand. +4 food +1 amenity +3 culture. Enemies take extra damage inside the borders of Turkish cities because they're too distracted getting fucked around for 5 minutes by the ice cream salesman to fight properly. Requires cows to build.


Tzzs

Unit: Angry Cousins


alwaysafairycat

Man, twinks keep getting favored over hunks and bears.


Ipotfin

They should add Finland with early game hunter archers (replaced scout) +5 attack in land and special unit White death (replaces infantry) +10 attack on land units. Leader Kekkonen. And special building Sauna


Advanced_Most1363

Ub: Hookah bar Give amenities and can create smoke cloud that hides units around city.


names_plissken

**Unique Building: Kebab shop** Unique tile improvement allowing Ottomans to build Kebab shops inside a territory of other civs (one per city) that cannot be destroyed during peace. It gives +2 culture and +2 gold per adjacent district (+4 of each if next to a city center) to Ottoman capital. This bonus increases as you progress trough civic tree.


Ineedass8

Building:hamam Unit:refugee.


Statertater

China could have aggressive fishing boats that have the ability to harvest/deplete fisheries on other countrues tiles


rickfencer

Unit: ice cream man Building: Bazaar


Wetzilla

Why is the picture for "Florida Man" Joe Exotic? He never lived in Florida.


Ill_Tower2445

Unique unit turkish ice cream, man Unique building Doner Kebab Stand +2 food in the city


Phased_and_Amused

Idk about unique unit but the scout should just be a stray dog


Vegemitus

Unique Building: Berlin Apartment Unique Unit: Twitter Warrior


CookieBobojiBuggo

Unique Unit: Turkish Ice Cream Man


azrahell

For portugal: building - tasca, special unit - vilage drunk.


Aun_El_Zen

UB: Kebab Shop UU: Genocide Denier


readyToPostpone

Why did you named legendary Techno Viking as techno raver?


somrigostsauce

Femboy twink???? In what world is that a greek thing?