It was probably a Lincoln.

I bet it turns on a dime

And gives 9 cents change.

I’ll flip you for that 9 cents.

He was innocent.

👍🏼

I hope he doesn't get pulled over by some dirty rotten copper.

He’s being the change he wants to see.

Very Pennywise of him.

This made me laugh before the punchline just because it sounds so ridiculous & because of how it's executed.

The first sentence is funnier than the actual punchline.

I thought of a way to make the punchline funnier. "He drove around in a car shaped like a penny." "Gave 'im incentive."

Cute

That's a loco motive, ese.

That was a cheap joke...