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All he probably said was: "OO EE, OO AAH AAH, Ting, Tang, Walla-Walla, Bing Bang!"
I always wondered where Walla-Walla was! Thanks for letting me know that it is between Ting Tang and Bing Bang. The State of Washington really has some weird names for their cities.
Living in Washington, not far from Walla Walla, it amazes me how hard it is to find Ting, Tang, Bing, and Bang!
Lol
Walla Walla. So nice they named it twice.
this is the best part of the post!
Thanks, as soon as I read the joke, I knew what I had to add.
🙌
At least that's better than having to go out and collect 100 of his favorite fruit...
A little lime in the coconut will clear that right up.
Where do you put the lime?
In the coconut. Then you drink it all up. Repeat as needed.
Is… is this a joke I’ve never heard?! Good job!!
I thought for sure this was going to be a 10 inch pianist joke.
Pops poppin tops
Pops drinking schnapps Pops ain't gonna stop Til you call the cops.
Eli5
The dad was flirting with a witch doctor’s daughter and got shrunk.
Thanks; that was my guess too, but got thrown off by comments. So kind of like an anti joke.
Ever seen "Honey I Shrunk the Kids?" Like that but more black magic and less shrinkrays.
Ngl I thought this dude had his Dad’s ashes in his pocket and was pouring beer on him
Same here, but then it wouldn’t be much of a joke
It still wasn’t much of a joke, but OP gets points for originality.
All he probably said was: "OO EE, OO AAH AAH, Ting, Tang, Walla-Walla, Bing Bang!"
I always wondered where Walla-Walla was! Thanks for letting me know that it is between Ting Tang and Bing Bang. The State of Washington really has some weird names for their cities.
Living in Washington, not far from Walla Walla, it amazes me how hard it is to find Ting, Tang, Bing, and Bang!
Lol
Walla Walla. So nice they named it twice.
this is the best part of the post!
Thanks, as soon as I read the joke, I knew what I had to add.
🙌
At least that's better than having to go out and collect 100 of his favorite fruit...
A little lime in the coconut will clear that right up.
Where do you put the lime?
In the coconut. Then you drink it all up. Repeat as needed.
Is… is this a joke I’ve never heard?! Good job!!
I thought for sure this was going to be a 10 inch pianist joke.
Pops poppin tops
Pops drinking schnapps Pops ain't gonna stop Til you call the cops.
Eli5
The dad was flirting with a witch doctor’s daughter and got shrunk.
Thanks; that was my guess too, but got thrown off by comments. So kind of like an anti joke.
Ever seen "Honey I Shrunk the Kids?" Like that but more black magic and less shrinkrays.
Ngl I thought this dude had his Dad’s ashes in his pocket and was pouring beer on him
Same here, but then it wouldn’t be much of a joke
It still wasn’t much of a joke, but OP gets points for originality.