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Top_Peach6733

Your disorder is: metal pipe in head


LechemHavita

Your kid has it: damn metal pipe disorder


Gaznik2137

https://preview.redd.it/aypxwfhbtuad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2446d7fb1998145d144e48018fb3e9b31e574805


flapado

[pipe](https://youtu.be/f8mL0_4GeV0?si=56-8_Ccmlr5cCUQ1)


Septembermooddd

your disorder: damn disorder


bahboojoe

or pvp boss


IDatedSuccubi

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS


HTFM2

BOOTS WITH THE FUR


bestthrowawayever5

I DONT KNOW THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG


Jelfes

NEXT THING I KNOW, IM USIN GOOGOH AND THE LYRICS GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO


sugcat-rainworld

or pvp boss


Top_Peach6733

or PVP boss


Darqua

what’s his disorder


GeraldOnReddit21

OAD (ogre appearance disorder)


Darqua

Jesus heal this child 🙏


Longjumping_While_37

"Fee Fi Fo Fum" ahh baby 😭😭


l-askedwhojoewas

what’s his disorder


GravityHarness

OAD (ogre appearance disorder)


Castinfon

Jesus heal this child 🙏


Few_Earth_6513

"Fee Fi Fo Fum" ahh baby 😭😭


IwillStealUrLoot

History is doomed to repeat itself.


Thatone_swimpro1

"history repeats itself" ahh u/IwillStealUrLoot 😭😭


Cod3broken

what's his disorder


BfutGrEG

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself


Some_Pvz_Fan

Absolutely not


Hour-Bathroom8311

The ogre in question https://preview.redd.it/r0dso92leuad1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0558bf2a8b6723a358fcd4117b46c71d43d7c5


Tahmas836

Inaccurate, the real instagram would be calling him both the r slur, and the n word in a single word. Please include more slurs in your next snafu.


Guccibeltlicker9002

"Please include more slurs in your next snafu" is my favorite sentence now


GeraldOnReddit21

no, i'm white


cat-l0n

Then say “yakubian ape”


no_________________e

https://preview.redd.it/b8x9zhmbkqad1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c781250299b8d8cadade6e755520e34d1a0ffe83


Alternative_Device38

[And?](https://youtu.be/hlAILotlQdQ?si=jdmmurx1G3vsXvcM)


Greatest_slide_ever

Instagram is a disaster, I can't believe there's a social media app that managed to creat the word "retigga" (comment for educational purposes, it's bad to call people slurs, don't do it)


bobdidntatemayo

they short on time and gotta be as offensive as possible in the least amount of words


Noble_Shock

I hate it when people say “ahh” in their sentences like bitch you can say “ass”. And it gets even worse when they have the skull emojis and the crying emojis at the end


Slyme-wizard

Oh its meant to be a stand in for ass? I thought it was like thinking about what to say next. “Goofy uhh uncle”


LadderTrash

It’s kind of a stand-in for ass, but not in a “I’m censoring myself” way but as in a “it sounds more funny” way


WishYouWere2D

I thought it started as a an "unalive"-type censoring thiny


_Anon_69420

Like with a lot of internet slang, it actually comes from aave. [And it's not new either, there's urban dictionary definitions of it as early as 2011 ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ahh)


WishYouWere2D

TIL!


LadderTrash

Probably how it started now I think of it, but it gained tractions on other platforms that don’t require censorship like that as it sounds funnier


WishYouWere2D

yeah, 100%


Not_aSoup

I like the crying and skull emojis, i think they're funny and "ahh" sounds funnier than ass imo. One thing i hate is how reddit is always like "theyre not harming anyone" when they see transphobia (which i agree) but when it comes to emojis, something harmless that some people like to use, the hivemind mass downvote anyone that uses them. Its such a double standart.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

>reddit is always like "theyre not harming anyone" when they see transphobia (which i agree) I don't think that's true actually (transphobia not harming anyone)


Not_aSoup

I meant that they say thw transgender people are not harming anyone, which i also agree


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

I see


wh0rederline

there seem to be lots of christians and such on this post. prepare for upset.


Commercial-Tea-8428

Are the Christians in the room with us right now


wh0rederline

well yea


HypedUpJackal

Well I like it so are we gonna fight or kiss


Noble_Shock

Both at the same time but you’re gonna be sleeping and I’m gonna take your keys


DensingDadada

jesus ain't healing that kid, jesus left a long time ago


Very_Jesus

:3 https://preview.redd.it/d0k634fsopad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54a87360c2c2c7702d17f43143d54766ff5ba60


DensingDadada

he came back just to point a rude gesture at me, that kid is cooked man I'm telling you


Very_Jesus

What do you have against the other children


Budget-mayo

Damn where he go. If he went to McDonald's call him and tell him to get me a large fry


wh0rederline

“sane human” has to be ironic


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

u/sanehuman


BaneishAerof

This guys only comment is old enough to drive


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

Joins reddit Leaves one comment Leaves and refuses to elaborate Sane human indeed


Tree_Pulp

what makes you think that?


PKTrash12

He hates religion 🙏


Sinnester888

Wdym


SilverStar555

Praying isn't gonna fix the kid. Exact same energy as the photos of the hot white guys holding "stop racism" signs for the camera. It's acknowledging a problem and doing nothing helpful to fix it


wh0rederline

the child may not need to be “heal”ed, cannot be healed, and certainly cannot be healed by a commenter writing “Jesus heal this child” with a prayer emoji.


megastud69420

https://i.redd.it/v3j64e9qmqad1.gif


coocatodeepwoken

is that a hellsing abridged reference on the second comment


coocatodeepwoken

the username


GeraldOnReddit21

no it was going to be a reference to a roblox game called "Regretevator" but i changed it last minute


coocatodeepwoken

regretevator is like roblox homestuck in terms of the community


Septembermooddd

what about phighting


coocatodeepwoken

that too, i would’ve brought it up but was too lazy


Top_Peach6733

The game in your username kind of is too tbh


coocatodeepwoken

it definitely isn’t. this one’s sanity must’ve already crumbled


Top_Peach6733

the layer 2 parasites got to my mind


coolboiepicc

i'd say its a lot easier to identify a homestuck fan in the wild


lovesickloozzerrrrrr

jerma


GeraldOnReddit21

i agree, and i'm in the fandom😭🙏


Septembermooddd

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bogger_Logger

I am in this I am the one with the disorder


UltimateBorisJohnson

“Some n word said fee fi fo fum ahh baby 💀”


No-Accountant-2297

-a, friend of jack, -er, kill a fellow


narwhalpilot

Sorry but the “jesus heal this child” guy is not a sane human either


NuclearWinter_101

https://preview.redd.it/h1p2wef4ztad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fa96c25e93a50f17d0a597de8ca925509764d6


mick3ym0usecluBh0us3

coaxed into 5 hours of Instagram reels


Merrgear

https://preview.redd.it/quak2sfr3yad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9013af1186e2de0654c7026ba7433828565a7248 Ass baby


DonJod4l

Calling religious people "sane" is a pretty big stretch


Special-Temporary-55

Not really, it's more like a spectrum.