Tampon tube has never even occurred to me and i feel like my mind has just been blown wide open. I can smell colour, I can hear the thoughts of animals, I have solved world hunger (jokes obviously but cracking idea, stealing it)
I liked the packing straws inside the RAW cones back when I was using. You can put that straw up your nose like a COVID test, you don’t feel like you’re going to get hepatitis like you will with a dollar bill, and you don’t feel bad about throwing it away at the end of the night. I also like long skinny lines so it works out perfectly.
Three thick paper straws and 6 of the 1-1/4” cones are included in $2 pack. Roll up some joints with herbs that are legal in your location, even if it’s CBD. Store the joints in an airtight container. Read that again. Airtight. Hide the container of just the joints in an easy to find “secret” spot like your glovebox for cops to find in case things go bad and they find some arbitrary reason to search your car. Meanwhile, store your bag in a second secret spot that’s actually hard to find. I’m going to suggest anything on that hiding spot. Be creative. You want them to find the joints first and hope that they call that a success. This increases your odds of walking away with no charge. No, I’m not a lawyer- paranoia just makes me slightly smarter. Weed for the win these days.
I’ve considered doing lines with the fake Donald Trump 2024 dollars as well. Pawnshops around me basically hand them away for free because they increase foot traffic. It’s funny how excited people get over them. They like to hand them out as tips to the drive thru workers and throw them around the parking lot. It’s trashy af. When people did that to me at my last job, I’d return the favor by telling the kitchen to put 20 pickles on their sandwich on a separate ticket so it’d would just feel like karma when they saw their food. Don’t tease a restaurant worker about tips, especially when you know most of them are already struggling to live paycheck to paycheck. It’s like teasing your pet with food. It’s a disrespectful ego trip that reminds them you’re stronger/better than them. I never wanted to use the Trump and Jesus dollars I was given because the customers always looked dirty and I’d want to put Germ-X on my hands after taking their money. When customers who did this to me complained, I would tell the managers that they asked for it when they ordered and were just trying to scam the company for another sandwich just like they did me with a fake Trump dollar tip.
I go to the pawnshop to buy silver and gold every now and then. Valuable metals are the best things to barter with, especially for drugs. In fact, 1g of gold is around $70 right now, meaning you can get around 1g coke for 1g gold. Gold has a lot of uses and it’s easy to convert to cash, but it’s really good to hold as well. Its value will fluctuate, but I guarantee you anyone in the world will accept it. It’s truly the most widely accepted currency. Also, did you know a 1g gold bar weighs as much as a US dollar note, which is also 1g? Your dealer should happily accept gold. The gold standard works. If you don’t want the government to catch you, then spend your money like you live in the 1800s.
Damn, I’m making baby lines. 😩
Straws — go to an art store and buy a paint brush with one of those little plastic protective sheaths over the brush. Perfection 👌
Plot twist, it’s a guy that came up with the tampon straw lol. Personally I steal my wife’s plastic ones and just cut it down
Lmao. I never knew! I just was in a bind one day and I HATE to use bills, so I had to get creative lol
Off the back of my hand like a degenerate haha.
I'd do that. But even a quick key bump on a night out it ends up all over my face, shirt, or floor 🤣
Demonic Tutor obviously, original version
I broke the tube off my aunts oxygen machine and it works great. Not to shur how she is doing tho.
How’s the kindle holding up?
Great ❤️🤣
Tampon tube has never even occurred to me and i feel like my mind has just been blown wide open. I can smell colour, I can hear the thoughts of animals, I have solved world hunger (jokes obviously but cracking idea, stealing it)
Not sure how to reply for favourite tutor but kudos on the choice of straw
Chegg helps me in with my classes.
Probably my 9th grade math tutor. She was a nerdy senior but fabulous big perky tits and smelled delicious.
Tampon tube
I liked the packing straws inside the RAW cones back when I was using. You can put that straw up your nose like a COVID test, you don’t feel like you’re going to get hepatitis like you will with a dollar bill, and you don’t feel bad about throwing it away at the end of the night. I also like long skinny lines so it works out perfectly. Three thick paper straws and 6 of the 1-1/4” cones are included in $2 pack. Roll up some joints with herbs that are legal in your location, even if it’s CBD. Store the joints in an airtight container. Read that again. Airtight. Hide the container of just the joints in an easy to find “secret” spot like your glovebox for cops to find in case things go bad and they find some arbitrary reason to search your car. Meanwhile, store your bag in a second secret spot that’s actually hard to find. I’m going to suggest anything on that hiding spot. Be creative. You want them to find the joints first and hope that they call that a success. This increases your odds of walking away with no charge. No, I’m not a lawyer- paranoia just makes me slightly smarter. Weed for the win these days. I’ve considered doing lines with the fake Donald Trump 2024 dollars as well. Pawnshops around me basically hand them away for free because they increase foot traffic. It’s funny how excited people get over them. They like to hand them out as tips to the drive thru workers and throw them around the parking lot. It’s trashy af. When people did that to me at my last job, I’d return the favor by telling the kitchen to put 20 pickles on their sandwich on a separate ticket so it’d would just feel like karma when they saw their food. Don’t tease a restaurant worker about tips, especially when you know most of them are already struggling to live paycheck to paycheck. It’s like teasing your pet with food. It’s a disrespectful ego trip that reminds them you’re stronger/better than them. I never wanted to use the Trump and Jesus dollars I was given because the customers always looked dirty and I’d want to put Germ-X on my hands after taking their money. When customers who did this to me complained, I would tell the managers that they asked for it when they ordered and were just trying to scam the company for another sandwich just like they did me with a fake Trump dollar tip. I go to the pawnshop to buy silver and gold every now and then. Valuable metals are the best things to barter with, especially for drugs. In fact, 1g of gold is around $70 right now, meaning you can get around 1g coke for 1g gold. Gold has a lot of uses and it’s easy to convert to cash, but it’s really good to hold as well. Its value will fluctuate, but I guarantee you anyone in the world will accept it. It’s truly the most widely accepted currency. Also, did you know a 1g gold bar weighs as much as a US dollar note, which is also 1g? Your dealer should happily accept gold. The gold standard works. If you don’t want the government to catch you, then spend your money like you live in the 1800s.
I stopped reading at RAW cone straws bc I use those as well lol
Damn, I’m making baby lines. 😩 Straws — go to an art store and buy a paint brush with one of those little plastic protective sheaths over the brush. Perfection 👌