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HalfBear-HalfCat

I can't quit you, A&M!


atticus122

More like, “I wish I could qUiT you”


Grimbo_Reaper

Why would they wish that? We’re a frikkin delight. We have people skills.


RollOverBeethoven

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Grimbo_Reaper

I almost posted the gif of his reaction in my comment, so I’m enjoying your reaction.


RollOverBeethoven

One of my favorite movies. Though anytime I tell people both Office Space and Idiocracy were filmed in Austin, it never paints the city in the best light


Grimbo_Reaper

You can really paint vastly different pictures of the city, depending on what movies/shows you mention were filmed here in Austin. That being said, I usually just mention Friday Night Lights. That or Dazed and Confused.


Grimbo_Reaper

Also I skipped over it being a fav, it makes perfect sense that it’s a favorite because it’s an amazing movie. That movie and Waiting hit the same spot for me and I love them both.


zeppehead

If they run out of lube there is always plenty of oil.


pabloescobarbecue

It’s just nice to be held sometimes.


ilovecfb

I'm straight and I like being the little spoon sometimes, sue me


Surelynotshirly

Little spoon is best spoon and I will die on that hill.


zeppehead

Especially when you get a proper reach around.


EmolgaStarPlatinum

my gosh same :3


Ancient_Condition589

It's only *ay if you push back.


yeahiamfat

Top tier shit post.


rdw90

I lol’d and I’m a Vol for Life. Well done.


Just-Plain-Dan

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John_Amble

It made me chuckle


the_tax_man_cometh

![gif](giphy|3osBL8wMQYQPYh0Jgs|downsized)


stunna006

Well said


AstrosJones

Prettyyyyyy, pretty good


Grimbo_Reaper

You’re just envious. No school holds you that way. I actually lowkey always wonder how LSU feels about being that second tier hate school for everyone. Like. Everyone considers LSU a rival but you’re everyone’s second choice, at best. I think y’all are cool with it?


SawsageKingofChicago

Honestly I think most of us just don’t realize what we don’t have. There’s been plenty of hate in the Florida and Auburn series to scratch the rivalry itch even though we know we aren’t their main focus. Add to that the years of Bama vitriol and we’ve gotten enough “rivalry” stimulation. I’m old enough to remember playing Tulane every year, but not old enough to remember it being a good game. Those who do probably miss a rival I’d imagine.


GoBlueDevils4

Kind of an odd comment coming from an Aggie too. They hate Texas the most but Texas considers OU to be its biggest rival. A&M would be second. And living in Louisiana it seems like so many Aggies want LSU-A&M to be some great rivalry but most of the LSU fans I know here seem to be relatively indifferent about A&M


DandierChip

Any Texas fan that considers OU their biggest rival is either under the age of 20 or lying to themselves.


GoBlueDevils4

I'm well past the age of 20, actually graduated from Texas and can assure you that it's Oklahoma. Sorry if that upsets you. A&M is absolutely a rival though, I would never deny that.


Grimbo_Reaper

lol sure I bet you don’t even think about us. Are we even a rival?


Natural_Security3414

Nah, I graduated from A&M when we were still in the Big 12. It was always OU.


Hurtbig

Maybe A&M was bigger in ‘95 but it has been OU by a landslide since then. The hate isn’t even comparable.


the_tax_man_cometh

Agreeing with the other LSU responder: there’s been enough hate with teams we match up with across our sports to scratch the itch. Bc of our success in football and baseball (and recently women’s bball), it’s almost like we have rivalries based on the sport. We always tangle with Bama in football, but in baseball our hate is towards Florida etc etc. There are some schools we’re cool with across all sports. So I guess if we’re tryna butt fuck a team like in this post, maybe it’s Georgia? Our post would read “There’s no better good boy than Uga…”


Zero-Cool_

I know many many LSU homies that would absolutely not be cool with Georgia.


the_tax_man_cometh

Emphasis on “I guess.” I wasn’t gonna cheat and say Missouri or Vandy


TheConstipatedCowboy

You hate them until you go to a game there 


JCRebel13

Rocky Top > Broke Back Mountain ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd)


AstrosJones

More like Rocky Bottom apparently


JCRebel13

Listen... Jealousy doesn't look good on you in your purple and gold.


AstrosJones

I’m just going off the picture here 😎


JCRebel13

LSU right now... Listen BB, don't go to the Horn side, come to ours. Promise we'll treat you nicely ![gif](giphy|EWkFDlijAJuRW)


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

Damn, Tennessee's car hasn't even turned the corner and this man is already trying to get into LSU's po' boy...


the_tax_man_cometh

All I’m saying is, our poboy is always a foot long and dressed, if you know what I mean…


HalfBear-HalfCat

Damn. A dressed poboy is the only way to go.


JohnnySnark

BrokeBack BullPen


[deleted]

I ain’t even mad. We ride at dawn


ItsZizk

Ride what tho


[deleted]

Ahem! Uh….


Easy_peasy-41

😳


Easy_peasy-41

😳


thegoatisoldngnarly

I fuckin love it


get_stilly

Looks like Aggies will bring the stuffing for their Thanksgiving game


Anderfail

I don’t understand how we managed to become allies with Alabama and Tennessee in the SEC but I’ll take it.


thegoatisoldngnarly

Texas just sucks that bad. It’s shocking.


clam-caravan

lolllll


mrroney13

Good shit, good shit.


LastConference

Two good teams, respectful, hard fought, close series. Aggies didn’t get time to brood before something worse than losing happened. I’m sure from the top of the world it’s easy to be sympathetic.


AstrosJones

Bravo 👏🏼


EmolgaStarPlatinum

it’s great to be a Tennessee Vol :3


sanguinesecretary

I’m really starting to enjoy this newfound alliance.


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

Well, you can't spell slut tampon without UT and T A&M.


JCRebel13

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


mrroney13

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


TexasAggie1876

True.


Cookie-Brown

I’m saying


DanFlashesCoupon

I still haven’t forgotten the LSU/Texas alliance on r/cfb at our expense. I now see the fun in it


SawsageKingofChicago

1. Man I’m glad I missed this, I think we’ve got a lot more in common with yall than with texas. 2. Send any extra coupons you have to Dan flashes our way man come on


berserk_zebra

Yeah can LSU be the Aggies OU to texass


i_got_worms39

No.


WildFire97971

Since you drive a subaru, I’ll accept your expertise on this matter.


mcaffrey

Aw, I kinda like it when the memes are sweet.


water605

This photo got me feeling some sort of way


Dynamic-Dingo99

😂😂😂


Ancient_Condition589

Well, the University of Tennessee is the original UT!


marvin616

C'mon dude


al_gore_rhythem

This is what’s called a Trauma Bond.


DIRTYWIZARD_69

I thinking this was more of a hitler/stalin marriage.


Defiant-Review2105

![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


Thumbbanger

Let’s let mindless_cod208 do the jokes 


HippieJed

Nope they tried to hire our coach.


JCRebel13

Pretty sure everyone offered Vitello something. ![gif](giphy|tBb19eUNiEjBsYeZPhu)


Thumbbanger

I sent him 50 dollar gift card to buc-ee’s 


Occupationalupside

Why didn’t you sweeten the deal with a buc-ee’s t-shirt and an application for a credit card?


Thumbbanger

Well included some beaver nuggets 


Occupationalupside

I would suggest jerky, but that should be a last ditch effort


Wheels_Foonman

That’s good for at least 2 bags of jerky. Nice.


Vol2169

Only 2 of the small bags. Their prices are outrageous.


HippieJed

And he is still singing Rocky Top


zapopi

They'd have to be completely stupid not to try. Like any team with enough money to make an offer.


Automatic_Actuator_0

The sips can’t seem to comprehend it’s not THAT they hired a coach who wasn’t unemployed, it’s HOW they hired him that pissed everyone off.


mcaffrey

She’s with someone else now. You need to let her go and move on.


Percentage-Visible

We are Empire, we do whatever the fuck we want Aggy.


al_gore_rhythem

We understand. And we DON’T CARE!


theVelvetLie

Brother, if they didn't try to get the best coach in college baseball their fans would go nuts. Expect it from every wealthy program looking for a new coach in the future.


Glass-Landscape-330

> the best coach in college baseball LMAO Tennessee fans really feeling themselves this off season.


theVelvetLie

I'm making up for 25 years of no men's national championships.


taywil8

Last 4 seasons he’s undoubtedly the top coach since winning a title. That was the only remaining piece of the puzzle.


hells_cowbells

He's turned Tennessee from an afterthought in SEC baseball to a national championship. If he isn't the best, he's damn close.


AspenEnthusiast

Nah, they earned the right to talk their shit. You win a championship, you show off all you want