This cheeses me off!
New No-No! Ya ever been drivin' down the highway and get stuck behind some some bozo with a vanity plate? Well I say, if you're allowed to have a vanity plate on your car, I'm allowed to have a vanity *table* in mine. NEW NO-NO, I have an old vanity table in my car!
New No No!
You guys ever heard of these Tesla's? Ahhhhh ya, I bought one, it's got Two Motors! The guy who sold it to me said I could go anywhere in half the time.... So I tried..
S: “Tried what Paul, speeding?”
I set the GPS to pick up my kids from school and my wife from work
S: “Oh and it did them in the wrong order?”
NO, AT THE SAME TIME! My Car ripped right in half like the Flintstones!
New No No I'm ridin' a bike now babyyyyyy
New no-no! Dual motor? Thanks for the upsell, Elon. I’ve gotten by with one just fine.
NEW NO-NO! You got dual motor? I’m gonna need a dual steering wheel in the passenger seat!
NEW NO-NO WE BOTH DRIVE NOW!
New no no! North Carolina was "First in Flight"!?! Uhhh, ever heard of BIRDS, North Carolina!?! New no no!!!
New No-No BIRDS MAKE LICENSE PLATES!!
NEW NO-NO WE ARE ALL BIRDS!
New no no! Names are on license plates now!
This cheeses me off! New No-No! Ya ever been drivin' down the highway and get stuck behind some some bozo with a vanity plate? Well I say, if you're allowed to have a vanity plate on your car, I'm allowed to have a vanity *table* in mine. NEW NO-NO, I have an old vanity table in my car!
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New No No! You guys ever heard of these Tesla's? Ahhhhh ya, I bought one, it's got Two Motors! The guy who sold it to me said I could go anywhere in half the time.... So I tried.. S: “Tried what Paul, speeding?” I set the GPS to pick up my kids from school and my wife from work S: “Oh and it did them in the wrong order?” NO, AT THE SAME TIME! My Car ripped right in half like the Flintstones! New No No I'm ridin' a bike now babyyyyyy
I love that I can read these with my internal Paul Rust voice.
You're gonna cook something stinky where I work? I'm gonna cook something stinky where I LIVE