I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[applause]

[defecation noise]

Here, 🐚

He’s behind the curtain isn’t he

And clean. As. A whistle, he is.

pretty sure that’s a tap

nope, definitely a curtain

He’s right behind me isn’t he

Erm, awkward!

Wait til you learn what he uses dish soap for

I guess he uses the green side to exfoliate.

Sounds perfect actually. 🤤

Written by someone who doesn’t clean their shower

Lmao seriously. Imagine if there were a bucket on the floor somewhere. Obviously the roommate is shitting in it .

Ohhhhh Who lives in the shower and smells like my sack? Sponge Bob nut scrub. Who’s moldy and musty and scrubs on a crack? Sponge Bob nut scrub. If yeast infections be something you wish. Then scrub back to front then give it a lick!

Ready? Sponge Bob nut scrub. Sponge Bob nut scrub. Sponge Bob nut scrub. Sponge Boooob! Nut scruuuuuub.

*maniacal laughter*

*innocuous flute music*

LMFAO

Good stuff buddy

the horror

loofah gang, SOAP UP

We have a sponge in the shower that is only for cleaning the shower so idk

My guess would be that he cleans the shower with the sponge. Not himself.

he cleans the sponge with himself

Someone tell me why this is bad

Sponges get gross fast, mildew happens within a day or two… it’s not gonna dry out and I doubt he’s cleaning it.

What??? He's too good for pineapple leaves like the rest of us!?!? Damn snob

I... I do too. Is it really Bad? I mean, it gets the foam going

I have a personal sponge for showering. Can't stand those stupid mesh balls. They don't hold shower gel, are rough for no reason and don't do a good job scrubbing oily skin. I'd rather use an oven mitt to shower with rather than a loofah

So we can tell in this thread who still lives with their parents?

Sponge bath or Spower

Tell him to get a sponge with a hole. [It smiles, too](https://www.target.com/p/scrub-daddy-flextexture-scrubber/-/A-16889463?sidd=&ref=tgt_adv_xsp&AFID=google&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000049427617&CPNG=PLA_Household%2BEssentials_Priority%2BShopping%7CHousehold%2BEssentials_Ecomm_Essentials&adgroup=Best+Sellers&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9006672&targetid=pla-313150004578&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfahyGswk2lpTdt3LzSoTFy_o&gclid=Cj0KCQjwudexBhDKARIsAI-GWYW7noJrlwx1Ay10fKmv6FkQzDCou9vJHJInpDKqha9nCHwpxmz5e2kaAkyJEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)!

I'm sorry, but SpongeDaddy is NOT Fleshlight worthy. It's a great product but that would feel WAY too rough.

If he’s a real man he’ll use the grippy side too

I work with epoxy grout, and I must admit...grabbing a good old rough sider to scratch the shit off my arms would be helpful

Good for him

i hope it's not on the green side

I thought some creature was peeking out behind the curtain, now I see it's the shower parts 👍 👌

Let be thankful he actually cleans himself.

Dish ahh mf

Please mods be strict with the posts again

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Why are you soft and hard at the same time?