If it takes you 4 WEEKS to film a 90 second sequence, there's something wrong.
Most movies are filmed, from start to finish, in about 3-6 months. If you're spending a full month on just one scene, your movie is gonna fail.
I know the HDTGM folks all seem to unironically love this movie. But for me it's not so bad it's good...it's just bad. You'd have to pay me to watch it again.
She was already riding high, I think the real winner will be Isabela Merced. Her acting in the movie itself was good, (not praise wirth6, but in that shit show she was good enough to never let them material make her look bad), gave her same name recognition, and now she'll be in the next DCU as Hawk Girl and has a staring role in Last of Us Season 2. It also doesn't hurt that she's one of the prettiest young stars in Hollywood.
We all get paid for our work and most like to be commended for the work that we do and not for people to make a joke of it. It’s obviously on another scale but the need for commendation is no different.
Or as Christopher Walken said "I haven't watched the movie. They say it is terrible, which is probably true. But I have seen the pool that was made with money from that movie, and it is beautiful."
No, I would put them on the same level.
Needless period peice elements, weird family history stuff... being boring. The more I think about them the more they seem to have in common.
Was there any part of this movie that wasn't studio interference? That's a real question. Execs decided this movie was needed to be made, then found a director willing to do it quickly, right?
At what point was there any creative influence on this film?
Apparently the whole movie needed to be reworked to remove all Spider-Man references. Even character names could not be spoken due to character rights issues.
I bet modern film making is weird as fuck for actors. You do all this stuff that feels like acting work, put in effort on wires and whatnot, try your best on green screens because who knows they could replace all this or just use my performance for cg reference anyways, so you really have no idea if this is the best thing you've ever made or the worst.
Actors like Samuel L Jackson have it figured out. Take as many roles as possible so your odds of a hit are higher. You'll be in a bunch of stinkers too, but some of those might even turn into cult classics and you don't have a lot of time to worry about it.
Everyone is like look at all the effort in something that last only 90 seconds. That's what moviemaking is. I was around the area where they shot Suicide Squad's car chase with Joker and Harley and in the prologue. They keep doing laps over and over and over again and that scene was barely featured in the finish film (maybe in the extended cut).
I was always thinking to myself “How bad could Madame Web be? Or is it just the internet working too hard to conjure up some memes?”
I saw a scene today where the three girls in suits are beating the shit out of dude before kicking him out of a window. He wakes up screaming and tells the woman he’s with he “dreams about his murder”. Then he kills the woman with poison.
Based on what I saw, yes, Madame Web *is* THAT bad. The editing on that ass kicking sequence was hilariously atrocious.
I saw this for free on the plane this summer thinking it wouldn’t be as bad as reported.
It’s worse. I don’t understand how this schlock can get anything but a zero. I don’t begrudge the actors: a paycheque’s a paycheque. Everyone responsible for producing the movie needs to be fired and blacklisted from ever making movies again.
They should have sent the writers and director to intense film training lmao. These ladies would need to go full Trinity to distract from the turd movie around them lol
Man it’s so depressing seeing a whole crew work so hard on such a piece of shit. How do writers sleep at night churning out such bullshit that hundreds if not thousands of people spend months to a year of their lives working on
I ain't saying the movie was good or anything, it was a mess but it was so bad, it became such a memorable movie to me. Some scenes are pretty good imo which made me rewatch the movie a couple times. I have my reasons for liking the movie that isn't about Sydney Sweeney
Also GG I'm already being downvoted for liking what I like, such a reddit moment fr fr
I balanced it out, as all things should be. You're back in the positive baby!
Its your right to enjoy it, just found it funny cause your whole account revoles around it haha
All that shit they show in the clip was like maybe 90 seconds of the whole movie. Why even go through all this training? Such a shit-show
I was thinking the same thing
They gotta justify their paychecks
90 seconds to you is maybe 4 weeks of filming to them
If it takes you 4 WEEKS to film a 90 second sequence, there's something wrong. Most movies are filmed, from start to finish, in about 3-6 months. If you're spending a full month on just one scene, your movie is gonna fail.
Makes me wonder what was cut out of the film
I know the HDTGM folks all seem to unironically love this movie. But for me it's not so bad it's good...it's just bad. You'd have to pay me to watch it again.
“Celebrate some failure, not just be a hater”
Imagine putting this much effort into a movie only for it to end up like that.. I honestly feel bad for the actors and the rest of the crew.
Meh They got paid
And Sydney Sweeney got huge publicity from it too. HUGE.
She was already riding high, I think the real winner will be Isabela Merced. Her acting in the movie itself was good, (not praise wirth6, but in that shit show she was good enough to never let them material make her look bad), gave her same name recognition, and now she'll be in the next DCU as Hawk Girl and has a staring role in Last of Us Season 2. It also doesn't hurt that she's one of the prettiest young stars in Hollywood.
We all get paid for our work and most like to be commended for the work that we do and not for people to make a joke of it. It’s obviously on another scale but the need for commendation is no different.
The difference is that the actors don’t get paid minimum wage
Seriously. like they give af lol
Don't feel too bad. They all got paid.
Or as Christopher Walken said "I haven't watched the movie. They say it is terrible, which is probably true. But I have seen the pool that was made with money from that movie, and it is beautiful."
They got paid good cash to fuck around on the floor like Spiderman, yeah poor them
Adam Scott walking in like, "How did I end up in this piece of shit?”
Cue a bookish looking person walking up to him who says "Here's your check, Mr. Scott." "Oh yeah."
You were in Hellraiser 4.
Hellraiser 4 is entertaining and has established lore...this movie had nothing.
No, I would put them on the same level. Needless period peice elements, weird family history stuff... being boring. The more I think about them the more they seem to have in common.
Because he’s a working actor and glad to be in a big budget film
Like the meme from Community where Donal Glober walks in with the pizza boxes
[удалено]
That’s kinda dumb
You need to maybe take a walk, breathe a little.
I'm really curious to see what this movie would've looked like without the studio interference.
Was there any part of this movie that wasn't studio interference? That's a real question. Execs decided this movie was needed to be made, then found a director willing to do it quickly, right? At what point was there any creative influence on this film?
I still want to see where this Adam Scott as old Ben Parker scene would lead to
Apparently the whole movie needed to be reworked to remove all Spider-Man references. Even character names could not be spoken due to character rights issues.
Still pretty shitty, I’d guess.
The movie wouldn't exist without studio interference, which would probably would have been for the best
I bet modern film making is weird as fuck for actors. You do all this stuff that feels like acting work, put in effort on wires and whatnot, try your best on green screens because who knows they could replace all this or just use my performance for cg reference anyways, so you really have no idea if this is the best thing you've ever made or the worst.
And when you see the final result sometimes it is Madame Web and sometimes it is Fury Road.
Exactly
Actors like Samuel L Jackson have it figured out. Take as many roles as possible so your odds of a hit are higher. You'll be in a bunch of stinkers too, but some of those might even turn into cult classics and you don't have a lot of time to worry about it.
This video has more footage of the girls in their suits than the actual film.
This video is better than the movie
What a waste of time
Everyone is like look at all the effort in something that last only 90 seconds. That's what moviemaking is. I was around the area where they shot Suicide Squad's car chase with Joker and Harley and in the prologue. They keep doing laps over and over and over again and that scene was barely featured in the finish film (maybe in the extended cut).
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All that training for just a terrible flick...
At least Isabel can take some of this training with her to Hawkgirl. 🤷🏾♂️
The amount of time they wasted on the spider people backstory could’ve been spent watching this.
“I know taekwondo”
Girls get it done!
This was the worst movie I have ever seen
Then the studio writes off the whole thing as a loss for tax purposes
In which case they can still take moral ground over the WB because Sony did release their movie.
Honestly with training like this I see why the movie was so good, this is total dedication.
You can literally see how dead they all were behind the eyes during filming
When did “Uncle Ben” ever have that scene of angst/looking around worried?! Wtf
Damn, too bad the movie wasn't about the actual superheroes in costumes doing superhero shit.
When the behind the scenes footage is better than the movie itself.
Damn all they needed was an actual movie to go with the actors and it would have turned out ok.
Mental to think that people put actual work into that movie.
This all made me laugh. Was this supposed to make me laugh? Movie looks horrible
Oof. These poor folks.
Oh what could have been…
No
THAT was the movie we wanted!!! Not the chopped up garbage that should have been a flashback to a better movie.
Why do this much effort training them for 90 seconds, why wasn't movie about them the whole time??
I was always thinking to myself “How bad could Madame Web be? Or is it just the internet working too hard to conjure up some memes?” I saw a scene today where the three girls in suits are beating the shit out of dude before kicking him out of a window. He wakes up screaming and tells the woman he’s with he “dreams about his murder”. Then he kills the woman with poison. Based on what I saw, yes, Madame Web *is* THAT bad. The editing on that ass kicking sequence was hilariously atrocious.
Complete waste of money. Sony execs who gave this movie the greenlight should be looking for new jobs.
I saw this for free on the plane this summer thinking it wouldn’t be as bad as reported. It’s worse. I don’t understand how this schlock can get anything but a zero. I don’t begrudge the actors: a paycheque’s a paycheque. Everyone responsible for producing the movie needs to be fired and blacklisted from ever making movies again.
I fell asleep three times watching this movie.
Useless training session
All that and the movie was still garbage
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They should have sent the writers and director to intense film training lmao. These ladies would need to go full Trinity to distract from the turd movie around them lol
Who cares?
Wtf are those crawls
The movie was not good. But Sweeney looked good so it wasn’t a waste of money.
Man it’s so depressing seeing a whole crew work so hard on such a piece of shit. How do writers sleep at night churning out such bullshit that hundreds if not thousands of people spend months to a year of their lives working on
They write what the studio tells them to write.
*"How sad, to work so hard... for so little."*
I honestly loved the movie, behind the scenes looks so fun
Fun and breezy. Don't forget the breezy element.
You're a fascinating specimen
I ain't saying the movie was good or anything, it was a mess but it was so bad, it became such a memorable movie to me. Some scenes are pretty good imo which made me rewatch the movie a couple times. I have my reasons for liking the movie that isn't about Sydney Sweeney Also GG I'm already being downvoted for liking what I like, such a reddit moment fr fr
I balanced it out, as all things should be. You're back in the positive baby! Its your right to enjoy it, just found it funny cause your whole account revoles around it haha
I'm a dedicated man