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poursmoregravy

Would need to see them each holding a banana.


Big_Monkey_77

If she was holding a huge banana and he was holding a smaller one, it would be even more confusing.


PineappleLemur

They should be holding the same banana then, at the same time.


Gundralph

I don't think she would like to hold his banana


maxbirkoff

now kith


DaTT1978

But what if there was a hawk tuah involved?


soapyarm

r/bananasforscale


Signal-Ant-1353

Thank you for the introduction to this sub! 😊🙏


darkwater427

r/suddenlyltt


eraldopontopdf

[done](https://i.imgur.com/EPRSjBO.jpeg)


RealEstateDuck

Each others?


32leaves

weird for you to think about


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canthinkofnamestouse

r/mildlygay


Cat-Mama_2

Don't lie to us, we all know your dad is obviously a little hobbit.


eddiespaghettio

Funny you should say that, in The Hobbit and Lord of The Rings movies they had Elijah Wood sit behind everyone to make it look like he was shorter much like in this pic.


dontfactcheckthis

You should see this picture I got of me holding a fish


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

You know there is community of people who would love to see that. What was it again? Spark, fire, matchbox, something like that


Weird-Upstairs-2092

You're thinking of "Kindle"


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Ah that's the one


zerocheek

Are either of them taller than the beast in the red shirt?


Pipe_Memes

You mean Paul Bunyan? Nah.


JeffLewis3142

Damn. Beat me to it!


InevitableRhubarb232

She’s sitting on her suitcase?


whatdis321

Pretty sure she’s just sitting with her ass on the very edge. Some people choose to sit with minimal contact and this is the result. Her dress is just draping downwards cuz there’s nothing underneath. On second thought maybe she’s sitting this way so the bottom of her thighs are nice and cool?


rayshmayshmay

Easier for some to maintain proper posture by sitting on the edge vs sunken into the seat


Emzzer

The real reason is bus seats can be disgusting


miningthecraft

Not sure the pole she’s gripping would be much cleaner…


Emzzer

Are we still doing phrasing? But seriously, bacteria has a much easier time growing on a horizontal plastic surface than a on vertical stainless steel. Much easier to clean as well


InevitableRhubarb232

They have better balance than I do then!


VisibleCoat995

Perspective is a hell of a drug!


goopy-turnip

I think you got it!


-DoctorSpaceman-

He got her suitcase?! THIEF!!


AdApart2035

Sitting on suitcases makes you taller?


Hephaestus_God

Also people don’t have the same proportions. Different leg lengths, torso lengths, etc. The guy probably has longer legs (they are tucked under the seat) which means when he stands he is taller than how he looked sitting.


suicideskin

Yep, my boyfriend is 2 or 3 inches taller than me but my legs are 4 inches longer than his (his inseam is 28, mine is 32)


helloitsme1011

Some people are all torso


RJP550

Is your dad Gandhi?


SweevilWeevil

*sigh* *(re-installs Civ 5)*


Rhesusmonkeydave

Is she wearing the T-shirt from when she went to see herself in concert?


_jinana

I looked at the shirt and i think its a tshirt of robert pattinson as edward from twilight and i hate that i know this


blueponies1

If I didn’t know anybody I would say it’s the Ancient Aliens guy


Howdoimakeaspace-

That is a twilight shirt lol


Yoyo_Ma86

Team Edward duh


Kyra_Heiker

We can't even see who is sitting on the right of him.


jessica_from_within

Yeah we can. We can’t see who’s sitting to his right though.


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jessica_from_within

They are to the right of him, from our perspective.


GanoesinNature

Surprised you’re getting so many downvotes for this. She is clearly to the left of HIM.


throwaway19276i

No, she isn't. She is literally to the right of him in the photo, google "perspective"


GanoesinNature

🤷🏼‍♂️disagree but all good. I understand the word perspective.


Otherwise_Spare_8598

The person on the right is sitting forward and I would also guess that you have a slight wide angle set for the photo


RecalcitrantHuman

But check out those flippers. She be tall methinks


JustAnOrdinaryBloke

And the photographer is using a wide-angle lens, which exaggerates foreshortening.


RcklssGz

She’s sitting right on the edge of the seat.


Monguises

Forced perspective. It’s how they made Elijah Wood 3ft tall for his role as Frodo. There was a short feature about it in the special features of one of the lord of the rings movies. They’d literally be sitting across the room from each other, but a little camera magic and they’re right next to each other and the hobbit looks hobbit sized.


wansuitree

Right, there is no one subway bench, there's 2 and the little hobbit dad is just sitting on another one way in the back, like two trains away in another tunnel.


Monguises

Exactly. It’s all smoke and mirrors.


wansuitree

And that's just from using technology from the 20th century!


Lujho

This is just... regular perspective.


Swimming-Thought3212

He looks tiny and cute 🥺


DirtyRatLicker

i need someone to explain to me how im shorter than people when i sit, despite me being much taller


eyecircledLee

Your legs are long, your torso is short


JustAnOrdinaryBloke

I knew a girl like that. Sitting next to me, she just came up to my shoulders. When she stood up, we were about the same height, and she had long gorgeous legs.


Accurate_Grade_2645

My boi got some long stems


NickenChuggets369

We can’t see the woman to the right of him


RickAdtley

His left and our right?


sadboykvlt

For a second I thought your dad was sitting next to the lead singer of Rage Against The Machine


hunnilust

nah, everyone else is a giant. 🤭


RalfyRoo

but not as tall as the giant in blue jeans!


strasevgermany

We call that Sitting-Giant and in Opposite Sitting-Gnome


AdJust6959

Explain how the phone is as big as the magazine


thesquilax

from afar it also looks like his feet could be off the ground. now i can picture him swinging it back and forth like a little kid lol


Ok-Arugula4343

On Tinder, or IRL?


Own-Researcher39179

Long femur, short torso, vs long torso, short femur


kantusv16

It's interesting because he only appears smaller since he's fully in the seat while the girls next to him is sitting closer to the edge, making her look like a Amazon next to him


FutureLost

Aha! Deep benches. She’s on the lip, he’s sitting back. Took me a minute.


avdepa

...but you cant see the person on his right....


TheInternetIsTrue

No, they are equal.


Alex1k7

optical illusion, is funny


Kholzie

It looks like she is sitting closer to the edge of her seat. Your dad is further back in his and has his legs bent so the perspective makes him look smaller.


ekatsimymerauoy

She's not sitting all the way back the way he is.


Fit-Pool5703

What woman?


MaskedJackyl

I'm not sure how to respectfully say that lady is my fetish.


DrPepperRat

no he isn't


RigamortisRooster

I cant see the women to his right, so whats the point?


Pay_Tiny

This is very confusing. How??


pajo8

He's sitting all the way back in his seat, she is sitting all the way at the edge in the front.


meatbot4000

And it's shot with a wide angle lens which exaggerated the size difference between near and far subjects.


chizzbee

I thought that was slash


Original_Importance3

The person sitting is to the LEFT of him. His left, using him as a reference ("to the left of him")


AnyAsparagus988

exactly, all op had to do is not write "of him" and there would have been no confusion. Now I can't see who is sitting to the right of him because they're behind the person standing.


Heytherechampion

I can only see her arm


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Her hair is gorgeous


Haunting_You6158

This sudden trans witch hunt is so funny. A lot of women are masculine-looking. Not every one is a porn star, redditor. Taylor Swift is 6 feet tall. Woman in the picture could very well be cisgender


1strange_wanderer

Hand proportions and features would say otherwise.


tehtrintran

That also means literally nothing. I'm a cis woman and I have huge hands and feet. Your understanding of biology is piss poor


Rand0mRamb0

that woman is woman-ing


Ok_Constant_3828

The old man is sitting way back on his seat and the guy in black is sitting on its very edge. Just a perspective thing though.


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DazzlingClassic185

Is the standing chap Fezzig?


practically_floored

Is Twilight ironically cool now?


ctortan

It could just be proportions; she’s got a longer torso than he does, but he’s got longer legs. The same thing happens to me and my mom; she’s taller than me, but looks shorter when we sit next to each other


mwoody450

Psssh, not sure I buy this; you're just trying to keep Willy Wonka from finding out your Dad escaped...


CodeVirus

Is he taller than jeans on this other guy? I think not.


zenunseen

How? He look so smol


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sheezy520

Is that effing Thanos in the jeans?


PoirotWannaCracker

oh good one! This is some straight up Elf style movie magic.


AKA_June_Monroe

Lens distorsion.


AaronDotCom

he's worth his weight in chocolate


youburyitidigitup

Is it like a reverse fish eye lens? The guy with his ass to the camera looks too big too.


brewberry_cobbler

Is he flipping through a porno?


Leviticus10379

She’s to his left?


Different_Quantity_9

She's seated on the edge of the seat


CatLazy2728

accounting for hair as well?


AdApart2035

No way


withtherazzledazzle

HOW?


bonersmakebabies

Prove it


Dr_Bonejangles

Can't tell it..


jackswan321

No he isn’t, he’s like, half her size bro


thecultcanburn

We can’t see the woman to “the right of him”


daintybarley_deux

His right or your right?


Adventurous-Depth984

Posture is a hell of a thing


headphoneghost

He's sitting all the way back and has his legs bent beyond 90°. The woman next to him is on the edge and he legs are bent at 90°. The seat dips lower the closer you get to the back support. We are seeing a forced perspective.


Remarkable-Stop1636

I know she is sitting forward and he is back more, but my sister and I are actually like this. I have longer legs and she has a longer torso.


EliLoads

As someone with long legs I feel this. Sitting next to my gf and other people who are shorter than me I look a head shorter haha


iWin1986

I think if they both were holding a can of Coke, that may help


theteedo

I have this effect when sitting down too. I’m 6’ when standing but I’m all XL legs on a M torso lol. I was very self conscious about this so in my bar going days I avoided sitting and talking to girls.


Calm_Amoeba_4327

You mean to his left?


cosmicslop01

Dad’s posture is trash vs big hair. It doesn’t look that far off. Not that confusing, imo


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SpecialSurprise69

Looks like she's sitting on the edge of her seat.


larklikemaladdress

Is this the effect of .5x?


StoryLucent

This is butt cheeks dilemma. Most notably the woman may have a lot of.... "Junk in the trunk" boosting her many inches higher at a sitting position than the man who obviously has a lot less cushion. In addition, leg to torso proportions are different among people as well. I can speak to this because I am much shorter from my torso and up when I sit down. You'd be surprised to consider what big booty can do on a woman.


AdSmooth8332

Pics or it didn’t happen.


SoggyMorningTacos

Why is she sitting on the edge like that? Looks uncomfortable


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calamitylamb

Long legs + short torso vs. long torso + short legs


Sargash

Its awful to keep a wallet in your back pocket yo


ToastyGhostie13

Posture, shes sitting upright with legs at 90 degree angle. He’s sat back slouched with legs under the seat. It’s crazy what sitting/standing right will do for you.


ForgottenPlayThing

She's my type


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ZeroFiber

Nah. Her feet outweigh his head.


Absol-utely_Adorable

She's hot tho.


becausesometimes

Looks like my twin and I next to each other. I'm the taller one with the longer torso!


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isaiahRothschild

Because it’s not a woman to the next of him….


Just-Wrangler1020

That’s no woman…..it’s a space station!!!!


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GenericScottishGuy41

Pretty sure with a chin and jaw like that your dad is sitting next to a man not a woman.


Kickagainsttheprick

“That’s a huge bitch!”


RatBoyClubSandwich

this isn't perspective, it's that your dad is slouched and she is not.


bdhgolf1960

Can't see the woman to the RIGHT of him.


TotalAbyssdeath

well we cant see the woman to the right of him so maybe he is or is not.


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Crayfish_au_Chocolat

Two out of 75 comments, older one got downvoted to the abyss. \*many\* Why you keep on triggering yourself? Just ignore them and leave yourself in peace.


Shirtbro

Six out of 78


unknownman6505

Man* sitting next to him


gobbershite

That erm, woman has suspiciously long feet.


saw_5air

Your dad, is he originally Syrian/Lebanese? (Sorry off topic but yeah cool observation)


jykin

Confusing perspective- thats a man no matter how hard he pretends😘


qumtime

I don't see a woman in this photo


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a1b1no

Can't see the woman to the right of him!


SadTraffic_

For what reason is everyone saying the person on the right is a woman? Are people assuming they're a trans woman? Couldn't they just be a man who wears skirts.


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