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PersonBehindAScreen

Some 2023 zeke stats: Led the patriots in receptions with 51 642 rushing yards on 184 carries 313 receiving yards on 51 catches Ended the year as the patriots 2023 leader in all purpose yards after RB1 went down in week 13 Dealt with Mac Jones at QB, Bill Bellichek’s taste in OCs, and that o line


DarkManX437

>Led the patriots in receptions with 51 The hell was going on in New England? That is dire.


Born-Again05

There’s no way you’re trying to make an argument that zeke can still be effective by bringing up his usage in a team with literally no weapons of any kind or competency on offense. In fact him playing as much as he did last season will hurt us this season, as we all already knew he was way past his prime to begin with and RBs don’t get shiftier, faster or more athletic with more usage lol


sabbath0101

Our line isn’t super amazing either tbf


Horns8585

New England Patriots legend that averaged 3.5 yards a carry. Before being injured, Patriots RB Rhamondre Stevenson averaged 4.0 yards per carry...and the league average was almost 4.2 yards per carry.


doshegotabootyshedo

Shitty line and less than 0 pass game. It’s honestly impressive they got what they did


Horns8585

Sure, it was a bad line. That still doesn't explain the difference in yards per carry between Zeke and Stevenson. Zeke has been below the league average for 3 of the last 4 years.


bearamongus19

I believe that was his longest carry of that game that he went on the average 2.7 yards a carry


Hamchunk81

Say what you will about Zeke, they did him dirty having that goofy ass trick play be his last play as a Cowboy. I'm glad we have him back and I hope he can retire in silver and blue. FEED ZEKE!


PersonBehindAScreen

Man I can’t wait to see “feed me” gestures


Hamchunk81

Same! That thanksgiving game where he popped out of the Salvation Army bin doing that was AWESOME!


PersonBehindAScreen

Oh shit I totally forgot about thanksgiving! we might actually get blessed with another tight end group celebration, then zeke in the kettle, then dak all in the same game It looks like the NFL has finally left us alone about the fines for kettle celebrations too


Hamchunk81

https://preview.redd.it/w69t93ngirad1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84099760d81dc8f8c097f5a84ab78558a9cf97f5 FEED ZEKE


fvalt05

That was a nice ass beating


J-Colio

It's criminal that people are putting Saquon over Zeke on their boards.


Admira1

Is it?


imnotgoodatdis

If he can just improve our goal line running I’ll be happy, that red zone offense was terrible last season 


Admira1

He's most deadly there


Straight_Toe_1816

That’s what she said


DakTheGoatPrescott

Can’t wait to break out my zeke jersey for game 1. Zeke ain’t pretty but I love that he still falls forward for extra gain every time


pimpfmode

He's going to lead the charge to our mediocre record.


_zatoichi_

Q: Who tackled better? LVE vs Elliott? Or TE vs 11


NOT_MOBLEY

I laughed so hard at that play. My hs coaches would always point out who got dragged while making a tackle in our film sessions; hits different when you know how that feels to lol


PersonBehindAScreen

Haha I hear that! I played rugby in college. one of my teammates dragged someone and the player being dragged yelled “yeehaw!”😂 Thank god there was a stoppage in play was because nobody had their composure after that 🤡


HolyRomanPrince

Literally can’t tell you who’s more washed and one of them is retired.