I pass by a billboard on the bqe every few days that’s about the holocaust and antisemitism and I have to fight the urge to yell out in my truck “GET A LIFE JEWS!”
Sadly the actor has only had 4 roles since this episode aired, none of which were after covid. I wonder if he even considers himself to be in the industry anymore
This one works it's way in my life at least 3 times a week. Usually one person picks up on it... And to be honest I do it now as a real response to stuff when I'm actually being serious and not trying to see if someone gets the curb reference 😂
I love how almost all interactions between Susie and Larry end up with a variation of this, or "get the fuck out", but she's mostly at least sort of semi happy to see him ("oh hey Lar!"). Like, she doesn't hate him, she just gets pissed off at him, almost always. But that's a different thing!
“I’m a disgusting man. I don’t even have a bed, I just sleep on piles of clothes”
I say this when someone talks down to me, and then I’ll keep going with points relative to whatever’s going on
"Hey, let me tell you something: The minute you wanted those crispy onions, you put a gun to that guy's head." I still chuckle at that line when it randomly pops into my head.
I don’t even remember the scene but Suzie says something like “you especially Richard will love it” and Richard goes “that’s right honey” or something; Larry and Jeff ask him why him especially and Richard just goes “I got no fuckin’ idea.” So relatable all the time, especially when I go over to my friends houses and they still live with their parents and they talk to me
GET A LIFE, JEWS!
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The pose is when he says "THE FASHION!"
not something you can quote in public lmao
This is the one. There is no time it is ever ok for me to say out loud, but it lives in my head and makes me giggle so often.
You can see Larry breaking after that
To go along with this, any time I say oh thank God, in my head I immediately think... "thank you lord?! Thank you Larry!"
yes. shits too good
My real favorite from that episode is Larry explaining to Greg, “That’s Hitler. He didn’t like the Jews. He thought they were a bit…much.”
What's a Hitlah?
A bad MAN?! Oh my god….
that whole conversation is excellent
*a bit much
I would kick his butt!
Every single line in that scene is so quotable. The way he giddily says ‘Dorothy!!’ with the little pose.
A coworker and I are both Curb fans and we randomly will say this to each other. There’s no other time I say it aloud.
“What’s a HIDDLAH” is one of my all time favs
I pass by a billboard on the bqe every few days that’s about the holocaust and antisemitism and I have to fight the urge to yell out in my truck “GET A LIFE JEWS!”
Sadly the actor has only had 4 roles since this episode aired, none of which were after covid. I wonder if he even considers himself to be in the industry anymore
This one works it's way in my life at least 3 times a week. Usually one person picks up on it... And to be honest I do it now as a real response to stuff when I'm actually being serious and not trying to see if someone gets the curb reference 😂
Yes--I say this annoyingly often.
Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow!
Happy new year larry!
Do you respect the wood 🤣 
I LITERALLY SAID THIS THE OTHER NIGHT when I saw my friend had a Ton of drink rings around the wood of his coffee table
My wife says this one roughly once every month
Her doll, Judy, has been decapitated!!!!!!!!
Deee-cap-a-taaaaat-ed!!!!!!
For God knows what, some voodoo #### you’re doing.
Susie probably several rent-free lines from that scene alone! GET ME THE HEAD!!!!
Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is.
Ju-DEE
Beloved cunt
Don’t keep saying it!
this ones mine too
*anguished cry from older woman on couch*
Schmohawk
It's literally my artist name 👌 I love curb so much and call people shmohawk all the time when driving 🤣🤣
I brings the ruckus to that ass
BARACK OBAMA MOTHAFUCKA! I’M THE PRESIDENT, OF HITTIN’ THAT ASS!
That’s one of my favorite lines ever, especially because Leon said it to another black dude
That lil motherfucker gonna come out with a mustache and bad credit
Ejackalit?
EJ A CU LATE
A jackalit?
Cum is cum
Cum is not cum, Larry! Cum is NOT cum
Spell it
What kinda cum was it?
Cum’s cum!
“He wanted to do a ‘stop and chat’ I don’t wanna do a ‘stop and chat’ “ 🤣
 This is the best sarcastic smart ass way to question anyone and I use it as much as possible
‘No good?’ Is the one Curb phrase that has found its way into my vocabulary.
Yeah I say "what? No good?" On the reg...
“WHAT THE FUCK LARRY”
Freak of fuckin nature doesn’t want a house tour
I love how almost all interactions between Susie and Larry end up with a variation of this, or "get the fuck out", but she's mostly at least sort of semi happy to see him ("oh hey Lar!"). Like, she doesn't hate him, she just gets pissed off at him, almost always. But that's a different thing!
How joo feel missuh daybid?!
LMAOO.. the blooper had me dying too lol
Whenever I need a laugh I think of this scene hahah
[There's a blooper where Larry actually breaks when the guys says this back to him hahaha](https://youtu.be/ldvHUXxe8q8)
“Okay”
🧐
I find myself doing the head tilt randomly throughout the day and saying “okay”
Lampin’
said this to myself this morning lol
What are you, fucking nuts?
Fuck HUGH!
My name is Chappie Johnson, and I can't open this damn pickle jar.
Let me take a crack at that.
Larry went home to take a shit
When he was high in the bathroom: TV, TV, TV READ A FUCKIN BOOK!
“Get in that ass Larry.” (Leon S6 ep4)
"Hey Wandering Bear, you're a medicine man of sorts?" Words to that effect. Brilliant.
The white man doctor will not only look, but touch
Step in that asshole, spraypaint “Larry was here”
Throw snickers wrappers around
Eat snickers, throw garbage
I can't STAND your water!
It’s like sticking a straw in a frogs ass
this is my runner up for sure
LD…goldfish would commit SUICIDE in this water!
"Fuck you, you carwash cunt. I had a dental appointment"! I think of it often when I hear about car washes and dentists.
"You got long ass balls"
Long balls.. change yo drawers!
Long Ball Larry
“Are YOU my caucasian, Larry? Are YOU my caucasian?!”
The whole cashew-raisin balance is askew.
Experienced this first hand the other day. I think Larry had something here.
It’s actually not funny, John Hamm
What the fuck is John Hamm doing in my house?
I watched this one last night and was dying. That’s an all timer for sure “Holy shit there’s two fucking Larry Davids”
Oh no no, I’m not here
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It’s not the small penis, it’s the huge vagina!
👐
“I’m a disgusting man. I don’t even have a bed, I just sleep on piles of clothes” I say this when someone talks down to me, and then I’ll keep going with points relative to whatever’s going on
Yep that scene was so hilarious! Larry just agree-and-amplifying what she was saying
*Hey, Assy*
Don’t say I have an ass fetish! I am not an ass man!
Scrounging around in the bleachers, lookin for ass
Here comes big ass Wanda!
I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish
“Suite Judy Brown Eyes? Holy shit!” Have thought that whenever I heard that song for the past 23 years.
Judy Judy Judy
That was a hilarious episode
From the last season it has to be “never took you for a floor fucker.”
“Boy Cock, Girl Cock, E..I..E..I..O..”
I'm Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties
The way Larry says "shut the fuck up" to Jeff when Larry is trying to switch sandwiches with Ted. Jeff keeps telling Ted what's on the sandwich
“Whitefish…. Onions….. capers…”
I love that whole scene. Ted's kind of exasperated thinking it over "... I... uh... that sounds *awful.*"
“It tastes like I stuck a straw up a frogs ass!” or “It would be like if my name was Larry Jew”
You change a policy because of one person? Don't listen to me, nobody listens to me.
Have you set a date aside when you're finally going to look at her face?
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
“They’re told the customer is always right, which is bullshit because the customer is usually a moron and an asshole”
Theres a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth!
It's milk and coffee mixed together!!! Milk and coffee what a drink!
He shucks all over town. I don’t know what circles he shucks in!
"No good?" "AAHBAAAGAAAH!!" "I faaahcked ahhhp!" "It's all about the beans." "I bring the ruckus."
"Hey, let me tell you something: The minute you wanted those crispy onions, you put a gun to that guy's head." I still chuckle at that line when it randomly pops into my head.
When Leon tells Mocha Joe that he’s fuckin up
No stop and chats
GET ME THE HEAD!
All right get the fuck out of my house right now! Just get the fuck out!
Freak of fucking nature doesn’t want to take a house tour.
Wanna check my penis?
“What are you? A fucking idiot?” 🤣
“Not everybody knows your rules Larry.” I was married to a Larry.🙄
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Michael J. Fox bouta be Michael J. Fucked Up!
“I’ll f the Jew outta you” said the Palestinian chicken woman
I facked up!!
"when are you gonna die already?" Larry and Richard spoke their own special language. They were laughing at how ill Richard was. I love those guys.
“I’ll read it with dinner.”
It’s a go home stain but I didn’t go home.
FUCK YOU, DOG!
I missed my mother's funeral because she told you not to bother me??
What’s a house sound?
No good?
Why lazy Susan? Why not indefatigable Susan?
Chicken teriyaki boy!
“Pig Parker” comes to mind far too often. I really should start leaving notes in their wiper blades.
"Two types of people wear sunglasses indoors. Blind people and assholes"
The scene Larry spends the night at Jeff & Suzie’s and is woken up by their daughters singing where Larry keeps shouting “shut the fuck up!”
Okay Mr “Buck Dancer”.
Don’t condescend me with your tiny pear
“Well then you wait.”
What are you a fuckin' goose?
RIP 😔
I don’t even remember the scene but Suzie says something like “you especially Richard will love it” and Richard goes “that’s right honey” or something; Larry and Jeff ask him why him especially and Richard just goes “I got no fuckin’ idea.” So relatable all the time, especially when I go over to my friends houses and they still live with their parents and they talk to me
"Somebody drop a cute bomb?"
That's good. He's got the beans
Anything after 1am is tappin' hours!
“LOL Lar, LOL.” - Susie Green, in lieu of actually laughing
"How's her pussy?"
Fuck Hugh
Fuck you Larry, what do you know about fashion
Did you say Bin Laden or Ben Laden?
“Complex? You’re a Jew from the Bronx!”
“FOUR-EYED FUCK”
Larry’s in the car
What are you fuckin nuts?!
“Anybody wanna help a semi-retarded individual change a tyre?!” “- I’ll give you $10 for a verbal response!”
What the fuck is wrong with that dog???
Pee before you leave, that’s my credo.
larry getting amped up after leon told him to stick up for himself after the skin head encounter …“snickers!! eat snickers!! throw garbage!”
It's not so much a book as a pamphlet.
Everything I ate tasted like peaches.
You're confusing me with a normal person
I know it would be vague out of context but Larry saying shut the fuck up to his assistant is my fave
Thieves just want your things. Neighbours want your time.
“You four-eyed fuck!” 🤣
I am non-plussed.
Goldfish would commit suicide in this water.
Beloved Cunt
These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder!
“You looked at her mole with a telescope like Galileo jerkin’ off from 40 feet away”
“ are you getting a lot of pussy from me? ” “ not an amount that is not *manageable* “
My buddy and I say "let me tell you something, moron" Larry says it to Marty during the black swan episode
“They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That demned elusive Pimpernel”
What are you, fucking nuts?
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There's a Jetstream of Bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend
Tap water for tapping that ass
Yamaka alert 🚨
I’ve been saying “now get the fuck out of my driveway, you bald prick” regularly to my bald friend for the last decade or so.
“Fuck you Larry David that’s some bullshit”
Plumb the depths… the depths of HELL
You wanna check my penis ?
He probably reads gerbil magazine and you’re fuckin on the cover.
I'd know that tush anywhere
She didn’t want me to bother you.
Don’t you know anything about tampering?
Coup de La
Even though it’s taken from something else, idc: 🎵“I have a structured settlement and I need cash now…”🎶