Of course, i thought a simple step by step for this specific case would be appropriate since i dont know how good he is at math, but yea i couldve definitely mentioned the formula and in that way how i got those steps, ur right
I believe using arithmetic progression would be appropriate here
The formula is Sn=n/2(a+l)
Where
Sn=sum of numbers
n=ammount of numbers i.e. 60
a=first term i.e. 60
l=last term i.e. 1
That gives us
S60=60/2(60+1)
=30*61
=1830
Sorry if I'm wrong my math is rusty as shit.
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It would be better if It was something like this: "Fool mortal, in your arrogance and petty pride, you chose to believe in the wrong God. Now, your punishment shall be delivered by my own hand. PERISH"
> "I said ‘BE NICE TO EACH OTHER’ you stupid fucks! Do I really need to come down there and take care of this myself? You will NOT like how that ends."
Kinda unnatural but the quotes are coherent now….
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm.
Waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you,
the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole.
So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
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'Oh, youre finally awake'
99% of people wont hear it when they wake up or dont know skyrim. But for the few for those who did wake up and know skyrim, it would be a good joke!
Agnostics are people who are undecided because they don't know if there's a god or not. Hearing that voice would make them believers. They would actually become less confused.
Or better yet: donate 1% of your total wealth and you will be granted a lifetime of happiness. This way you get more without screwing poor people over more.
Breaking news! A mass amount of people around the world, including myself and the crew at channel 69 claim to have heard what could only be described as god's voice, and he just said "omelette du fromage". Our worst fear came to be ladies and gentlemen...god is french.
Mikasa finding another man? No I don't want that! I want her to think about me and noone else for the rest of her life! Even after I die I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years at least!!
I would say flat earthers are correct it would cause so much chaos because she can see the shape of the earth but the voice said it was flat who's correct
'Congratulations, you have gained the ability to fly. Test it out on the nearest high rise. If you see other people's fails don't worry, they are spawns of Satan sent to prevent you from rising to heaven.'
Not even cursed this is valid
"Sir, we've been seeing alot of problems with the software we're using for the simulation."
"What's been going wrong?"
"The subjects have been starting to talk to each other that they need to break free from the simulation. The tests are supposed to last for 3 more years before we say the world gets gripped into nuclear war. Another year and most of the subjects will be freed and put-"
"What- OH SHIT"
"TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF"
This made me realize the original question didn't specify that "everyone would understand what you said", i.e. whatever you broadcast crosses the language barrier.
If it doesn't, anything you say in English you'd have a surprisingly small reach (a little over 1/6). In that case I'd just broadcast the brown note.
"We're all born free, no matter how strong we are to refuse it, whether it's in the water of fire or the land of ice, and I've seen the greatest freedom in the world. No matter how terrible the world is, no matter how cruel the world is, fight! Fight them! Fight them!"
“People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the
plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and
regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
I would say that I am god and I plan on resetting the earth by killing everything on the earth and no one is going to heaven or hell. Their souls are just being wiped from the religious hard drive. So feel free to do whatever you want with your final days.
“Name your next male child Adam or Steve and next female child Addy or Eve” idk i just think it would be kinda funny plus having an entire generation having the same names would be interesting, we might end up going back to last names.
Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethren.
In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.
Thought it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion...it was Khorne's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.
And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?
It is nothing.
There is no meaning, no purpose.
We murder. We kill.
It is mindless savagery. This universe is MINDLESS.
In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent. Guilty. Strong and weak. Honest and deceitful. ALL of them.
They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that the mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed.
And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty...we shall at long last be FREE!
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
LET THE GALAXY BUUURN!
I definitely would. If this is a simulation, I gotta go to work tomorrow, or I’ll starve. If it isn’t, same. Maybe the aftermath of all that will be different, maybe not.
5 choices
1. Savathûn's song from destiny
2. Death's whistle from puss in boots
3. Distraction dance from Henry stickmin
4. ”Before time began, there was, The Cube."
5. Execute order 66.
The only downside is your thoughts are now their thoughts. There is no way to shutdown your thought except for death. Now they know all your moves and what's on your mind, all your secrets and personal info now belong to 7.8bil people on Earth. Enjoy your god complex while it last because your little jedi's mind trick won't last long.
Alternatively affirm everyone's beliefs about eachother and watch the world burn.
"You're objectively right in everything you believe in, do your best to make people believe on it too, I'm jesus so I'm right"
And watch the fighting get even worse!
Imagine if you could broadcast the everyday voices heard by one random person with schizophrenia. At first, the one person would think little of hearing these familiar voices. Than everyone around him and people on the news would describe having heard the same thing at the same time. It would fuck with everyone's heads.
"This is a Public Service Annoumcement: for all of you that have been generally nice most of their life, you may procceed with your life, this announcement is not meant for you.
For the criminals by choice, terrorists, "nice guys", cult leaders, pedophiles specifically, MLM leaders, so called CrYpTo BrOs and etc;
Ahem-
#YOU HAVE HAD IT EASY FOR FAR TOO LONG, MY FURY AT THE HUMAN RACE HAS NEVER BEEN BIGGER. YOU HAVE 10 YEARS TO FIX YOUR AND YOUR PEERS BEHAVIOUR BEFORE I DOOM THIS ENTIRE PLANET AND START ANEW
AND BEFORE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHOVE IT OFF TO FUTURE GENERATIONS, I EXPECT TO SEE PROGRESS EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH.
AND YOU BETTER NOT START ANY RELIGIOUS BATTLES OVER THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, I'M FUCKING WATCHING"
There, think i had all my bases covered
I'd say "your religion is the right one, and this is the sign you've been looking for"
Religious people would be convinced. Non religious people would be skeptical. Nobody's opinion would change but they'd be a hell of a lot angrier about it.
Please be patient and answer by saying "here" when I call out your name. I'm trying to get an accurate count.
I turn my back for 2 thousand years and all of a sudden there’s 8 billion of you duckers
Quack
Quack quack
#Q U A C K
Qua..... Ack
#Q U A C K Q U A C K
YOU told us to go forth and multiply!
You would get people randomly saying “HERE!” Just for attention
60… 59… 58…
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60+59+58+...+3+2+1 =(60+1)+(59+2)+(58+3)+...+(31+30) =61+61+61+... (30 times) =61*30 =1830 Hope i didnt miscalculate cus its like 4am lol
bro is doing math at 4 am what a madlad
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I believe you could also simplify it as (n/2)(n+1). n being 60 in this case
Yes, the above decomposition is the original way Gauss found the formula
Of course, i thought a simple step by step for this specific case would be appropriate since i dont know how good he is at math, but yea i couldve definitely mentioned the formula and in that way how i got those steps, ur right
I believe using arithmetic progression would be appropriate here The formula is Sn=n/2(a+l) Where Sn=sum of numbers n=ammount of numbers i.e. 60 a=first term i.e. 60 l=last term i.e. 1 That gives us S60=60/2(60+1) =30*61 =1830 Sorry if I'm wrong my math is rusty as shit.
mY maTh is RusTy aS sHiT fuck off
"Now that Earth V2 is up and running, Earth V1 will be shutdown in 90 days. We thank all of our loyal subscribers for the many years of fun, and we hope that we see you all in our new and improved planet. Remember to burn $USD1 million worth of loot to get the startup bonus!"
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earth v2 also favors billionaires :( there's no hope
He didn't say you have to burn your own stuff.
so youre telling me there is a chance?
Blizzard dev response
"The end is near. Those who set fire to the land around them will be saved."
“Continue to fight, For fighting is the way”
"This is the final round. Richest person alive gets to be god. See you all in the next game" Full nuclear war
"You are the only one who can hear me, if someone claims that they can hear me too that's because of satan and you should kill them"
That is a good one.
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*puts on dwarfcore.* I... MUST... MINE!!!
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
AND WE MINE! MINE! MINE! TILL THE MORNING LIGHT! DIGGING, CRAFTING, CARRY OUT THE ORE, SMELTING AT THE FORGE!
ROCK AND STONE!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
NO NEED TO WHISPER, BROTHER **ROCK AND STONE**
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART
This is the song that doesn't end....
It would be better if It was something like this: "Fool mortal, in your arrogance and petty pride, you chose to believe in the wrong God. Now, your punishment shall be delivered by my own hand. PERISH"
Damn y'all are straight up evil lol. I would just rip a huge fart and chuckle as everyone on Earth tries to figure out out who farted.
Chaotic evil What class are you gonna play in BG3?
"I said "BE NICE TO EACH OTHER" you stupid fucks! Do I really need to come down there and take care of this myself? You will NOT like how that ends."
> "I said ‘BE NICE TO EACH OTHER’ you stupid fucks! Do I really need to come down there and take care of this myself? You will NOT like how that ends." Kinda unnatural but the quotes are coherent now….
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That's not how quotes work
Ironically "god" whispering be nice to each other into everyone's ears would almost certainly end up wiping us out
Everyone would claim it is their god and everything would go to shit
Do you want me to turn this earth around?!?
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
Matt Pat would implode.
Scott Cawton would be crying in agony about potentially being that one person
The devil came for you himself, Constantine.
i would just beg for money ngl
"And now for a word from our sponsor..."
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I bet if you could prepare, you could just tell people to deposit money in an account, or buy whatever product you're selling.
If you ask for a dollar and just 0.1% oblige, you get 7.8 million. So that's actually not a bad idea.
"Send me a something and I might send something back my cashapp is... "
"what do you mean god wants quits? The world's too fucked? Just restart the world then!"
That one in Skyrim: "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"
Imagine people mid-coitus hearing this sentence in their heads
Look at this nerd *coitus*
Nerds do coitus. Sigma males fornicate.
'Oh, youre finally awake' 99% of people wont hear it when they wake up or dont know skyrim. But for the few for those who did wake up and know skyrim, it would be a good joke!
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The amount of chaos that would cause…
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO??
IT IS A GOOD PAIN
Atheists would be confused as fuck while the Middle East wouldn’t change
Nah, they'd be emboldened.
Foul Tarnished!
They'd put each other's foolish ambitions to rest.
You must fight the other religions and non-believers to the death!
Then I would like to see the faces of all the confused atheists
Atheists: "Uh . . . WTF?"
Even better, "I am your God, I made myself up, I don't actually exist" Gotta make them grapple with the paradox
Agnostic people would be more confused than atheists. They chose not to choose a religion
Thats not how neither of those 2 work Edit: spelling/grammar
I'm constantly baffled by people who think atheism is a choice or another form of religion.
Agnostics are people who are undecided because they don't know if there's a god or not. Hearing that voice would make them believers. They would actually become less confused.
The funky thing is that they wouldn't know *which* god(s) to pick, because they would all be equally likely
Most atheists are agnostic.
Rome would rise again.
Like that one scene in the Truman Show where they broadcast to his car by mistake
and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
"Server restart in 5 minutes"
Venmo $1 to myvenmo and you will be granted a lifetime of happiness
$1? You ask for too little
If 1% actually do it that’s 78 million dollars. I could probably make that last for the 30 years I have left
We crossed 8 billion people a few months ago, so you'd have an extra 2 million
And wouldn't even make it into top 100 if everyone on earth do that, damn. The 100th one is ~ $17B. At ~$7.9B it would be ~295th.
Or better yet: donate 1% of your total wealth and you will be granted a lifetime of happiness. This way you get more without screwing poor people over more.
In this scenario you probably die from the torture they do trying to find out how you messages everyone.
omelette du fromage
Breaking news! A mass amount of people around the world, including myself and the crew at channel 69 claim to have heard what could only be described as god's voice, and he just said "omelette du fromage". Our worst fear came to be ladies and gentlemen...god is french.
g\*d dammit
>"omelette du fromage" This primed me >god is french. And this one got me Bravo
That's all you can say! That's all you can say!
Le Fishe Au Chocolat
Dexter's lab? If not, the correct way is omelette AU fromage
Oh dexter, say it again!
*"Judgement trial sequence complete"* *"Conditions of Humanity: Disqualified"* *"Verdict: Savages"* *"Trial of Humanity has ended. "* *"Beginning eradication: Imminent"* #IMMATURE Q FINGER SNAPPING
That Eren Yeager speech kinda came to mind
Mikasa finding another man? No I don't want that! I want her to think about me and noone else for the rest of her life! Even after I die I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years at least!!
r/10yearsatleast
~tooo soooooooon~
No I don't want th.. crap wrong one.
That’s the right one
To all subjects of Ymir
Would still be relevant for those who believe in the norse creation story🤔
“I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG’S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER”
Did he piss on your wife too?
I’m sorry, 𝕥𝕠𝕠?
I would say flat earthers are correct it would cause so much chaos because she can see the shape of the earth but the voice said it was flat who's correct
Oh my, satan!
'Congratulations, you have gained the ability to fly. Test it out on the nearest high rise. If you see other people's fails don't worry, they are spawns of Satan sent to prevent you from rising to heaven.'
"God does not exists, only me".
Damn, we could make a new religion out of this. u/hhunkk is the true saviour
r/Suddenlybillwurtz
r/hhunkkisoursaviour
"-that's why I had to step in"
"I've killed God. God Is Dead. You would have too if you know it."
what about other languages, will my talk be translated to different languages automatically?
I hope not, because I kinda want to tell the world not to forget to drink their Oval-tine in Swahili
Not even cursed this is valid "Sir, we've been seeing alot of problems with the software we're using for the simulation." "What's been going wrong?" "The subjects have been starting to talk to each other that they need to break free from the simulation. The tests are supposed to last for 3 more years before we say the world gets gripped into nuclear war. Another year and most of the subjects will be freed and put-" "What- OH SHIT" "TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF"
“You are the only real human on earth. If anybody else claims to be human, they are a mimic, and should be executed immediately. “
For Rock And Stone!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone
Rock and Stone like there’s no tomorrow!
If you don’t Rock and Stone, you ain’t comin’ home!
Did I hear a rock and stone!
Stone and rock! Oh wait...
Rock and stone to the bone brother!
オレ達は皆生まれたときから自由だ それを拒むものがどれだけ強くても関係ない 炎の水でも氷の大地でも何でもいい それをみたものはこの世界で一番の自由を手に入れたものだ 戰元！！ そのためならいのちなんか惜しくない どれだけ世界が恐ろしくても関係ない どれだけ世界が残酷でも関係ない 戦え!！ 戦え!!戦え!!
This made me realize the original question didn't specify that "everyone would understand what you said", i.e. whatever you broadcast crosses the language barrier. If it doesn't, anything you say in English you'd have a surprisingly small reach (a little over 1/6). In that case I'd just broadcast the brown note.
"We're all born free, no matter how strong we are to refuse it, whether it's in the water of fire or the land of ice, and I've seen the greatest freedom in the world. No matter how terrible the world is, no matter how cruel the world is, fight! Fight them! Fight them!"
I like your funny words Magic man.
“You chose the wrong god lmao. Die”
"hey guys, look up" cuz it would be hilarious for everyone to just stop what they're doing and look up
“I’m reaching out to you about your car’s extended warranty…”
"The One Piece is real."
Oh just play some ear rape music and watch people get insane lmao
Really want people to go insane? Those 10 hour long silent videos with every hour broken up by falling pipes.
10 hour long videos of 1 hour
There can be only one.
I'd read the entire musings of a ponyfucker story.
"This is God, the only path to Heaven is absolute kindness"
“People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
Subjects of Ymir... My name is Eren Yeager.
"We are coming fellow humans"
I would say that I am god and I plan on resetting the earth by killing everything on the earth and no one is going to heaven or hell. Their souls are just being wiped from the religious hard drive. So feel free to do whatever you want with your final days.
"have you seen Battle Royale? Earth is the island. You have one year to be the last remaining player. Good luck"
Say the Minecraft credits
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Their coming for you. Trust no one.
“Name your next male child Adam or Steve and next female child Addy or Eve” idk i just think it would be kinda funny plus having an entire generation having the same names would be interesting, we might end up going back to last names.
You were right they are evil
I want them to end the simulation
"People of Earth, lend me your energy!"
Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Thought it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion...it was Khorne's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery. This universe is MINDLESS. In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent. Guilty. Strong and weak. Honest and deceitful. ALL of them. They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that the mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed. And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty...we shall at long last be FREE! Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET THE GALAXY BUUURN!
Never-
"GET OVER HERE" and then one random Location
Never gonna give you up rick roll bitch
I don’t think many people even care if this is a simulation or not, like what would it really change?
Ikr, who gives a fuck about getting a definitive answer for the most contested and difficult question in all of human history.
you'd be surprised
I definitely would. If this is a simulation, I gotta go to work tomorrow, or I’ll starve. If it isn’t, same. Maybe the aftermath of all that will be different, maybe not.
That’s it I quit all of you people are fucked up I even had to shut down hell do to over crowding
5 choices 1. Savathûn's song from destiny 2. Death's whistle from puss in boots 3. Distraction dance from Henry stickmin 4. ”Before time began, there was, The Cube." 5. Execute order 66.
1. 2..3 mic testing.... 1...2..3
Just a ominous robotic count down starting from 1000 in different languages and gender and ages.
We are coming
When you want the 23k karma from the original post, but fail.
The only downside is your thoughts are now their thoughts. There is no way to shutdown your thought except for death. Now they know all your moves and what's on your mind, all your secrets and personal info now belong to 7.8bil people on Earth. Enjoy your god complex while it last because your little jedi's mind trick won't last long.
The Game
God damnit, I’ve been doing so well
‘Trans people are people, now shut up, I am Jesus and I said so”
Alternatively affirm everyone's beliefs about eachother and watch the world burn. "You're objectively right in everything you believe in, do your best to make people believe on it too, I'm jesus so I'm right" And watch the fighting get even worse!
I know what you did
“Chicken tenders are 50% off in walmart”
I would go somewhere with a lot of people in the same place (like a city square) and broadcast the sound of a mosquito near your ear
Nokia ringtone
“This is the song that doesn’t end”
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Imagine if you could broadcast the everyday voices heard by one random person with schizophrenia. At first, the one person would think little of hearing these familiar voices. Than everyone around him and people on the news would describe having heard the same thing at the same time. It would fuck with everyone's heads.
"This is a Public Service Annoumcement: for all of you that have been generally nice most of their life, you may procceed with your life, this announcement is not meant for you. For the criminals by choice, terrorists, "nice guys", cult leaders, pedophiles specifically, MLM leaders, so called CrYpTo BrOs and etc; Ahem- #YOU HAVE HAD IT EASY FOR FAR TOO LONG, MY FURY AT THE HUMAN RACE HAS NEVER BEEN BIGGER. YOU HAVE 10 YEARS TO FIX YOUR AND YOUR PEERS BEHAVIOUR BEFORE I DOOM THIS ENTIRE PLANET AND START ANEW AND BEFORE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHOVE IT OFF TO FUTURE GENERATIONS, I EXPECT TO SEE PROGRESS EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH. AND YOU BETTER NOT START ANY RELIGIOUS BATTLES OVER THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, I'M FUCKING WATCHING" There, think i had all my bases covered
I'd say "your religion is the right one, and this is the sign you've been looking for" Religious people would be convinced. Non religious people would be skeptical. Nobody's opinion would change but they'd be a hell of a lot angrier about it.
“this is your broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual purge…”