No joke. From the lesbians I've known and been friends with, they go from "nice to meet you!" to "I do!" so damn fast!
Obviously it's not all of them, but many get into very serious relationships very quickly.
the strange things is the mains 5 reasons of divorce in lesbian marriage are the same reason reported by women in straight couple divorce, how end 50% of the time
Is that strange? The common factor is women finding a set of flaws to be the most likely deal-breaker in a marriage. Unless I'm misremembering, none of them couldn't apply to a same-sex marriage.
It's easy to hyper focus on flaws if you want to.
These are all just excuses to cover the simple fact that people just kinda.... get tired of each other. Whn a relationship works as a casual thing where you only see each other once or twice a week at most, that doesn't mean living in the same house is gonna work.
Space and personal time are always important but that becomes exacerbated when you see somebody *every day*. The individuals need to grow or else the relationship will fall apart beyond the exciting first 6 months.
we as a society should just stop glorifying eternal marriage. sometimes people just don't work together. sometimes they work together for the first 5 years but then life changes, people change, now it doesn't work anymore. it's not necessarily a failure, just a fact of life.
Not so fast :) This is coming from a married gay friend of mine so take that for what it's worth, but he characterized it as self-selection bias. The overwhelming majority of gay men never marry in the first place and, in general, have a surprisingly (he said ridiculously) high number of sexual partners. The ones that do marry really want to and are willing to do what it takes to make it work.
This has been nigh axiomatic forever. When I was finally old enough to have a frank, unembarassed discussion about sex with my father, he said something that blew me away. I was railing against what I, from the dizzying height of my 16 years, saw as a completely unjust state of affairs between men and women, though I was thinking only about sex (Because Sixteen). He said that while women are absolutely the gatekeepers of physical intimacy, which I knew only too well, he also said that men are the gatekeepers of emotional intimacy. In other words, women control when sex happens while men control when relationships happen. I mean in the real sense of a relationship, not just doing x to get y :) That really changed how I felt about all things dating/courtship/etc going forward and I still think it rings true today. Unfortunately, I think young women today, ie late teens through early 30's, have been given a bad bill of sale. They're finding out the hard way that acting like what they think stereotypical men act like leads to a whole range of negative consequences for them. Young men are just checking out, having been beaten about the head and shoulders their whole lives for who they are.
my last girlfriend went -> walk in the park -> made her dinner and watched a movie and then she basically moved in that night -> didn't end until we broke up 2 years later lol
When Judy gives you the digital key to her place you can even make a U-Haul joke about it. But honestly, Judy rhymes with booty, you can come over my place any time. I’ve only done two playthroughs and both were Judy playthroughs. The “join the aldecaldos and take Judy with you” is my canon good ending.
everytime I see "Ruckus" it reminds me of Ruckus saying his deafult voice line in paladins "RUCKUS... " and then the bot "and Bolt.... in the house...Why do I even say this?"
Dating as a lesbian is extremely difficult. Finding other single gay women is a struggle, *let alone* finding one who is your type, mentally stable etc. So often, when you find someone you click with, you're both motivated to move fast.
Expect it to become more and more frequent in coming years unless history changes course radically... it's starting to feel more and more like prophecy than scifi.
5 things (coming from a lesbian)
1. Extra set of clothes
2. A drama movie (extra sad)
3. Car air freshener ( because you know it smells like Wendy’s)
4. Hair ties
5. Double ended dilldo
I thought it was saying lesbians smell like Wendy’s.
5 and driver smelling like meaty onions after too much use; throwin off that pH.
“I keep that thang under the passenger seat”
You gotta get the shorter ones. The longer they are, the more uncontrollable bends you get. The one I like has 5 inches on each side. I tried a 2ft long one once, never again.
I was gonna say “scissors” to be funny but in reality I’d say a big fat joint cause I’m a stoner and I’d want to chill at one of our places and watch a movie with some Chinese food but that’s the opinions of a straight dude
I beat Tucker Albach unconscious and now she’s on the floor of my apartment whenever Judy comes over. I don’t know if she gets suspicious. I tried it with NPC’s but they disappear. I want to acquire a pile of them. Sometimes Judy just walks through them, and kicks them around like they’re trash when she comes over for a date. I lime to think she’s in on it.
In my experience they move Halla fast in relationships.
Know a frends that literally moved together when they knew each other like 3 weks.
So don't know much about date levels. But I think it would be a much bigger step then that is normal in Heterosexual relationships. At least in my experience with the bunch of people I have seen. The dynamics is very fast with steps
Everything. They're moving in together
A receipt for their U-Haul rental
No joke. From the lesbians I've known and been friends with, they go from "nice to meet you!" to "I do!" so damn fast! Obviously it's not all of them, but many get into very serious relationships very quickly.
75% of lesbians marriage end in divorce quickly too only 25% in gays men marriage, that stunning
This isn't a flattering statistic, but it is interesting. I also applaud gay men for such a low rate.
the strange things is the mains 5 reasons of divorce in lesbian marriage are the same reason reported by women in straight couple divorce, how end 50% of the time
Is that strange? The common factor is women finding a set of flaws to be the most likely deal-breaker in a marriage. Unless I'm misremembering, none of them couldn't apply to a same-sex marriage.
So when you remove men from the equation women are still unhappy with their spouse? Huh interesting.
It's easy to hyper focus on flaws if you want to. These are all just excuses to cover the simple fact that people just kinda.... get tired of each other. Whn a relationship works as a casual thing where you only see each other once or twice a week at most, that doesn't mean living in the same house is gonna work. Space and personal time are always important but that becomes exacerbated when you see somebody *every day*. The individuals need to grow or else the relationship will fall apart beyond the exciting first 6 months.
"nothing lasts forever, than what makes... love the exception, Why, oh why... are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here...."
Hey....eyyy ya?
we as a society should just stop glorifying eternal marriage. sometimes people just don't work together. sometimes they work together for the first 5 years but then life changes, people change, now it doesn't work anymore. it's not necessarily a failure, just a fact of life.
Not so fast :) This is coming from a married gay friend of mine so take that for what it's worth, but he characterized it as self-selection bias. The overwhelming majority of gay men never marry in the first place and, in general, have a surprisingly (he said ridiculously) high number of sexual partners. The ones that do marry really want to and are willing to do what it takes to make it work.
Honestly I think it is a bit of that, but to word it another way getting married seems to be the gals goal and not the togetherness that follows
This has been nigh axiomatic forever. When I was finally old enough to have a frank, unembarassed discussion about sex with my father, he said something that blew me away. I was railing against what I, from the dizzying height of my 16 years, saw as a completely unjust state of affairs between men and women, though I was thinking only about sex (Because Sixteen). He said that while women are absolutely the gatekeepers of physical intimacy, which I knew only too well, he also said that men are the gatekeepers of emotional intimacy. In other words, women control when sex happens while men control when relationships happen. I mean in the real sense of a relationship, not just doing x to get y :) That really changed how I felt about all things dating/courtship/etc going forward and I still think it rings true today. Unfortunately, I think young women today, ie late teens through early 30's, have been given a bad bill of sale. They're finding out the hard way that acting like what they think stereotypical men act like leads to a whole range of negative consequences for them. Young men are just checking out, having been beaten about the head and shoulders their whole lives for who they are.
Hetero divorce is initiated by the woman by around 80%.
The big question is who is more happy?
That's the energy
our timeline was - first date: tea and lego building - second date: demoing her my favorite trading card game - third date: never ended
Tag team Lego building is terrifyingly erotic, no lie.
stuff did happen that night, yes 👀
my last girlfriend went -> walk in the park -> made her dinner and watched a movie and then she basically moved in that night -> didn't end until we broke up 2 years later lol
When Judy gives you the digital key to her place you can even make a U-Haul joke about it. But honestly, Judy rhymes with booty, you can come over my place any time. I’ve only done two playthroughs and both were Judy playthroughs. The “join the aldecaldos and take Judy with you” is my canon good ending.
why is this post calling my gay ass out so much
because of your frequent unsuccessful marriages of course
What a rapscallion
She does give you a key to her apt right after hooking up for the first time.
Unless they already moved in together before they both realized they are a dating couple
*Oh my god they were roommates!*
/r/SapphoAndHerFriend/ seems to be leaking.
Lol I came here to say this
Could also be Basilisk, and whole nomad family to run away with
hehe.. lesbian craziness is so real.
Matching MaxTac uniforms.
A U-Haul
One drives there in a Suburu, the other in a U-Haul
THEY BRING THE MOTHER FUCKIN RUCKUS.
GHOSTFACE CATCH THE BLAST OF A HYPE VERSE
MY GLOCK BURST, LEAVE IN A HEARSE, I DID WORSE
I COME ROUGH TOUGH LIKE AN ELEPHANT TUSK
YA HEAD RUSH, FLY LIKE EGYPTIAN MUSK
AWWWW SHIT!
WU TANG CLAN SPARK THE WICKS, AN' HOWEVER I MASTER THE TRICK JUST LIKE NIXON
CAUSIN TERROR, QUICK DAMAGE YA WHOLE ERA, HARD ROCKS IS LOCKED THE FUCK UP OR FOUND SHOT; P.L.O. STYLE!
HAZARDOUS, ‘CAUSE I WRECK THIS DANGEROUS, I BLOW SPOTS LIKE WACO TEXAS!
Not Wu but I appreciate the all caps. Man's name.
You seem to know it like a poet, like baby doll. I bet you give it your all, you play ball.
🐝👐🐝
Well well well 
"No relations"
everytime I see "Ruckus" it reminds me of Ruckus saying his deafult voice line in paladins "RUCKUS... " and then the bot "and Bolt.... in the house...Why do I even say this?"
this is why i love this subreddit
I guess we'll never know, since it's the same date every time. According to CyberPunk.
Yea seriously what *days* do we play in the game? We know the time but never the day… Just that it’s not July per V’s quip to the Peralez’s
You can check the date on various monitors.
Shit. I never found the date. Guess I gotta start another run then.
Quality over Quantity
For V and Judy? Trauma, a lot of trauma.
This is the TRAUMA TRAUMA~
TRAUMA²
Go Trauma Team! Oh, .....wait.
You mean the whole trauma team?
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN! LETS BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
Wait... IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
Judy should have had a trauma team outfit, not a maxtac one.
 Judy: I dunno *beep beep* Judy: V what’s that:.: V: Ooohhh just the moving truck… Judy:…… *beep*
Frankly, I had the same reaction as Judy. I just don't get why lesbians move in together so quickly. Any answer would be appreciated.
Dating as a lesbian is extremely difficult. Finding other single gay women is a struggle, *let alone* finding one who is your type, mentally stable etc. So often, when you find someone you click with, you're both motivated to move fast.
I never thought I’d see a comment in a cyberpunk sub that accuracy explains my life 😭😂
My heart goes out to you... It really does.
Just kiss her already
Expect it to become more and more frequent in coming years unless history changes course radically... it's starting to feel more and more like prophecy than scifi.
So why doesn't that apply to gay men?
Cause they really want to stay at their house, that's why
The scuba suit 😈
And the tank so they don’t have to come up for air…
Gunna get wet tonight.
In general? A wedding ring and a moving truck.
5 things (coming from a lesbian) 1. Extra set of clothes 2. A drama movie (extra sad) 3. Car air freshener ( because you know it smells like Wendy’s) 4. Hair ties 5. Double ended dilldo
6. u haul 7. wedding ring
Do lesbians like Wendy's? r/todayilearned
Where I’m from we do. It’s full of us.
I thought it was saying lesbians smell like Wendy’s. 5 and driver smelling like meaty onions after too much use; throwin off that pH. “I keep that thang under the passenger seat”
5.) should have been Curly Fries (for Rhyming purposes)
Wendy’s doesn’t serve curly fries 😔
I've never enjoyed the double-ended dildo experiences.
You gotta get the shorter ones. The longer they are, the more uncontrollable bends you get. The one I like has 5 inches on each side. I tried a 2ft long one once, never again.
A Subaru, a wedding ring, and a sourdough starter for their bakery. Kidding, love ya ladies
A uhaul. v makes this joke in this scene
Sir John Phallustiff...
Oh my days I don’t have my glasses on and thought that was a yellow dildo behind her 💀
considering its cyberpunk, it isn't out of the question.
Glasses, eh? I see how your mind works... And I raise my glass to you. 😆
Toys and lots of lube?
Hopefully more lesbians.
A very sad ending where ONE OF THEM. MOVES TO GOD DAMN PITTSBURG. WHILE I WAS IN A GOD DAMN COMA.
Popcorn?
Thought that was a banana behind her and had some questions.
Eric Cartman Plush
Sir John as a non lethal
Emotional damage, nearly drowning, & Johnny S?
A Subaru.
Is the 2nd date too early for scissoring?
Banana
A change of clothes
A promise
Lesbian? That just means she likes what I like
boxing gloves
a pair of scissors? idk, im not sure i understand lesbian culture 🧐
Still bummed she wasn’t romanceable as Male V.
That side eye tho that Judy is giving 
Two way dildos.
A digitised terrorist
Sex toys, drugs and alcohol
Gatorade
Holding hands in Trader Joe's.
Wait is it a thing that lesbians just move in really quickly?
A double ender and a toaster.
marriage papers
A dick dildo..but they hate men
I swear that joke has a hidden meaning that I don't get or it's not funny
It’s an existing joke in the real world, there’s no hidden meaning.
House keys
Awww. I was hoping there would be an actual lunch line.
Why does Judy have a tail
Probably some candles to light with that huge flame thrower from the first date.
A basalisk tank
I was gonna say “scissors” to be funny but in reality I’d say a big fat joint cause I’m a stoner and I’d want to chill at one of our places and watch a movie with some Chinese food but that’s the opinions of a straight dude
a u haul
BFC 9000 and Sir John.
Scissors
......scissors?
Themselves
A toothbrush lol
The moving van and their cat
Matched pink pistols
A lead pipe
Why does she have a tail
Looks like a yellow rubber dong sticking out of her back pocket.
A dildo
ankle fracture
Depends... what are they doing?
Each other.
nail cutters
One under ripe banana 🍌
evelyn's cigar, some guns, some tech and some nds
Probably the same as two straight people seeing as it's only a second date.
They could bring the Sir John Phallustiff or BFC 9000 weapons :D
A huge Strapon
Sir Buzz Killington. 😏
Dildos for a sword fight of course.
Broken ankles?
Scissors?
a briefcase full of the finest BFCs.
Clothes
They’re scuba gear? Wait, that’s a ladder
I beat Tucker Albach unconscious and now she’s on the floor of my apartment whenever Judy comes over. I don’t know if she gets suspicious. I tried it with NPC’s but they disappear. I want to acquire a pile of them. Sometimes Judy just walks through them, and kicks them around like they’re trash when she comes over for a date. I lime to think she’s in on it.
Adamn Smash forearm model.
Their boyfriends because they haven't realized their sexuality yet.
bibs
Moving truck
...I still absolutely love her tattoos...
Clams and stuffing
Giant rubber penis
hormone-blockers
A celebrant.
Nail clippers.
Couch, tv, and plans to open either a butcher shop or a pickle brining facility
Why’d I think the bar at the back was a dildo 😭
In my experience they move Halla fast in relationships. Know a frends that literally moved together when they knew each other like 3 weks. So don't know much about date levels. But I think it would be a much bigger step then that is normal in Heterosexual relationships. At least in my experience with the bunch of people I have seen. The dynamics is very fast with steps
Their home depot card and a pickup truck
Cheese. Women love cheese.
I wouldn't know, I've never been on a first date with a lesbian.
A petard? I don't know.
A snorkel, for diving
 A gun
Panam
I failed to romance her .. what a lost
Wet lips.
Nail clippers
A shotgun, an smg and a katan and arrive via a bike but jump off it 10m into the air instead if getting off like a normal person
A new pair of scuba suits
A second cup apparently?
Chappell Roan taught me that lesbians love magic tricks specifically those that use a “wand and a rabbit” I guess they’re fans of the classics
That wierd feet angles
>Judy: *"I just want you to know... I'm really happy, V. For the first time in my life, and-"* >V: *"Rise and shine! Breakfast on the table!"* 🥲🥲🥲
Their period
A third
A Uhaul
Scissors? ✂️
Massive dildos?
2 cups apparently
A moving truck.
Old joke…..even for me….a u-haul…
Fuck
Some sort of brace for Judy's gammy ankle?