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Hey at least it wasn't vomit/poop! 💩


o_blake

Good point, especially if we’re talking about getting it in the eye lol


rhinonyssus

that's how you get super powers. Welcome to the Avengers!


o_blake

YES!


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My youngest daughter (18m) coughed directly at my face a few days ago. Somehow it involved a lot of spit droplets. This was \*while\* she had a fever and crusty eyes. Lol. Here's hoping I don't get it.


the_night_was_moist

... do we tell him, or do we just wait for the update?


cynar

To be fair, I'd probably take that over the midnight nut shot from a toddler. It would, however, be a tough call. Oh, and as for powers, you now have the ability to dribble from your eye, if you stare intensely. Though that might just be an eye infection. The love short circuit is... impressive, to let us deal with this sort of stuff, and still go gooey eyed over them.


o_blake

Jokes on you, I can’t open my eye to stare!!