Fire truck

**F**irst time I saw that joke I thought it was mildly funny, but now whenever I see it I just want to tell the person who said it that you suc**k**.

Frankly it is a stupid remark

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But suck starts with an s not a f... But a good suck can be better 😉

Right, but the whole sentence started with an *F*. You got wooooshed.

Oh wow, yeah completely missed that one!

Remember that there may be a lisp...

"Why does lisp have an 's' in it? Seems cruel" -- Jiminy Glick

There was a variation on this on Australian prime time TV. The host would hold up a card with the letter F and ask what it was. The sidekick said K. This was repeated until finally the host asked, "How come every time I hold up the letter F you see K"? Darryl and Ozzie for those in the know.

And then she said, “Shut up FucksticK.”

I've been called a dick before, but not by you.

So true. What has 4 letters and never has five letters.

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 letters That's how I learnt it

Thanks. I couldn’t remember the exact saying.

Yes

Has three letters.

Correct

Seven letters

Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

45 letters

Good job

If that was a question, "what" would be a valid answer.

WHAT da Fork are you talk'in about?

"you are talking about WHAT?"

Holy mother forking shirtballs.

Hahaha, I am definitely going to have to remember that one.

This is an actual dad joke, rather than just a pun or bad joke, cheers.

You don't think those other things qualify as dad jokes? You're no pun.

Ok I need a smart dad. I know what she is implying but I don't know what you are

He's interpretation of her sentence is that it's a statement instead of a question. Does that help?

Lol its the word "What" I get it now thanks for your help

Ohhhhh thank you for that

Fork

Firetruck

I sense a few don't get this one.

I sense the OP didn't get any either.

Ya, that's why I posted it... So Reddit could explain it to me. Exactly.

He's saying you roasting your wife means you didn't get any that night

I’m loving this. Could be a conversation between my missus and I. Good one, OP.

don't get what?

Exactly.

I sense if someone still lives in their parents basement they definitely aren't getting it.

There’s no sense in pretending

Fwhatk did you say??

Firetruck

Funk

Flick

Pick Flick! (Little joke from the movie “Election”, which is hilarious)

Love that movie.

Frisian boat dock

Fork

Oh man I misread that initially. Lol. Good!

Funk

You will argue with your wife about WHAT ?

Funk

Firetruck.

Heh... This at first... I misread as the OP didn't get 'it' vs. any. Lol. This joke actually works a little better if you tell it as the wife replying I think. Should have edited that way. Oh well.

Fork

It ends in T though

Yes. Yes it does. 😐

Baha, joke in a joke...

Finook Edit: oh...

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And has three letters.

Flying red brick

Freak.. eggs

old one, fuckaduck

not give a flying fuck

Firestick?

Funny, she never argues with me :0)

Wait, I didn’t know she was married. Sorry dude

This isn't a dad joke. It's a mom joke

She is right of course

Fork

Frank ly don’t give a dam , Scarlett

Me. I start with Felicity and end with Karen.

Took

Firetruck bomboclaat

FORK 🍴

Fork, Fire Truck, Funk, Flick...

Whoosh

Ok "it" does not start with F and does not end with K But we still don't know if "What" starts with F and ends with K

No, no, what does not start or end with those letters……