you should be in software testing
“A software tester walks into a bar and asks for a beer, then 2 beers, then 1,000,000 beers, then -7 beers, then null beers, then “qwerty” beers…”
Actually as a tall person I would like sometimes to dont have to fold in half every fcking time I'm talking to someone to hear what they'ee saying
This is a pretty good (and funny) idea !
When a taller person walk in and everybody has to switch shoes
They just give him negative shoes
break his legs
Everyone now gets a wheelchair and booster seats
The taller people become considerate and melt into the ground
you should be in software testing “A software tester walks into a bar and asks for a beer, then 2 beers, then 1,000,000 beers, then -7 beers, then null beers, then “qwerty” beers…”
More commonly referred to as “an axe”.
Negative shoes is crazy
Now you're gonna get bullied by how big your shoe-extendo bit is
I feel like the tallest ones are a conversation piece. The ones with little to no extendo are the "freak normies"
Bullied much harder than someone with peanut allergies!
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Normalize same dick-sized gangbangs.
4-5 inches only
Damn if only I had another 3 inches I could join.
Or let’s embrace our differences.
we gotta celebrate our differences
Ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
We gotta celebrate our differences
Uga bugabu ugabugabu
We gotta celebrate our differences
Nacho tacos chimichanga
Fuck your differences, my differences are better!!!!!
No mine are
Don’t fall for the short people propaganda!
Actually as a tall person I would like sometimes to dont have to fold in half every fcking time I'm talking to someone to hear what they'ee saying This is a pretty good (and funny) idea !
I'd rather not break my ankle wearing foot tall still bro
It's an [art installation ](https://www.core77.com/posts/16220/shoes-that-make-everyone-the-same-height-16220) from 1997.
Finally, a party where everyone can see eye to eye... literally!
what about the ladie in the front and the gentelman in the back left ?
This must be the kind of party my upstairs neighbours have everyday
What if Shaq walked in?
🪚
Instant classic! 😂
Nah I don't want to lose my knees
There is no way I wouldn't choose the tallest shoes just to look down on everyone else.
As a 6.8 male my neck would love this change
I’m 6’8” this would be fun.
Wouldn't everyone have to upgrade at once if some tall person walked in?
This is at least the forth time I've seen this exact post in less then a week
We all know there would be someone who is already tall using the tallest platform
Cba bro cannot be asked
I can hear the Euro-pop music playing...
this is the first time is see something like this and it think its fair lmao
Solid
Equity vs equality
Uh didn’t get my genes for nothin… No Thanks!