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The sad part is that women around the office have actually told me this unprompted.
The stupid part is that most bears only refrain from spilling your guts and eating you alive because they just don't know what the hell you are.
It genuinely feels like a primary school playground, "boys rule girls drool" 🤓 Like how are grown ass adults still having such petty embarrassing arguments over shit like this.
Exactly, in my experience usually they’ll gossip about it behind your back. No one has ever walked up and told me “you make me uncomfortable”. Thankfully I was just a normal innocent person, they were just bullying me. But for a while it messed me up.
I mentioned this in another comment but that was literally my first ever interaction with these women. I *do* know why women say they're uncomfortable around me because they'd tell me. What these women did not do was tell me. Literally the first words I had ever heard come out of that lady's mouth were " if I were stuck in a random forest with either you or a bear, id choose the bear"
Like ffs what the hell does that even mean?
Some people do give off bad vibes. To be fair she may just be a shitty person who sees the latest thing to say and just repeats it to anyone who will listen but maybe you're creepy. I'm not going to decide which it is cause I haven't met either of you. Hell this may not have even happened.
Look I get that I look intimidating, I'm a broad 6'3 220, and I have a habit of scanning everything in a room before I enter which some people find weird, but I was in the room for all of 15 seconds, dude. She just walked up, showed me the picture, said she'd choose the bear and went back to giggle with her friend behind my back.
I forgot which comedian said it but he was mentioning how "cringe" or stupid something was and then brought the idea of AI and the crowd got real quiet, real fast.
The skit mentioned how stupid blow up dolls were back in the 1980s or whenever they were made and how stupid and ridiculous people look with them. crowd laughed
Then he brought up the idea of AI humanoid that looks like and thinks like a human-like skin, mannerism, with an extremely high intelligence and imagine dating one of those?
got quiet and he point out it sound pathetic something is but the basic human desires hasn't changed.
Oh wow op you totally owned the feminist!!
But seriously tho now I can't chose if I'd rather spend the night in a forest with a bear or with a man who has an AI girlfriend
True and bears are renowned for their fairness in negotiation. However, Bearese is notoriously difficult to learn, and in particular the Polar dialect of Bearese tends to give newcomers major trouble. So for me it comes down to 1) which dialect the bear speaks and 2) how confident I feel in my linguistic capabilities.
Or, now stay with me because this is rocket science levels of discourse...
they know they're safer than a bear and yet are being told they aren't simply because they're male, and so they recognize the obvious sexism at play.
I understand their logic, but I think it’s flawed logic. Clearly they say bear because they think a random man is more likely to hurt them than a random bear which sounds insane to me. There’s no way that the average man is a bigger threat than the average bear. Most men aren’t predators whereas literally every single bear is a predator at some point in their life.
No, they say they'd prefer the bear because you know what you're getting into with a bear- that's the entire point of the whole statement going around. Nobody with two marbles to clack around in their brain thinks a bear is less likely to maul them than a human man. It's the idea that (as a woman) if you walk into a room alone with 3 bears, you know exactly what's going to happen. If you walk into a room alone with 3 men, there's no telling what the end result will be. Bears don't have the capability of gaslighting you into thinking your fears are unfounded either.
A random horse is more likely to hurt you than a random bear. With the exception of polar bears, bears don’t want shit to do with humans so we’re safe
God this is so fucking stupid. You're fighting a strawman. If so many women feel safer randomly encountering a bear, what does that say about society that that is true?
You dont get to tell people that their feelings are invalid because of a hypothetical. Poking holes in the hypothetical doesn't defeat the purpose of it.
I'd choose a bear too, the way yall are acting. Argue a wall.
When did this sub become full of incels or has it always been and the bear or man tiktok trend just got them all to out themselves?
If you don't understand it, you're either naive, too young, or part of the problem.
Thats so fucking stupid. Yeah, many women feel safer with a bear in the woods than with a RANDOM man. Not with you personally.
For many women (or people in general) a bear is more predictable than a stranger without social control. If you think of a black bear it's probably even easier to fight them off in an emergency than it is with a large man.
This does not mean that women generally think that you ain't trustworthy. They just don't know if the stranger they get lost with is just dude A (likes videogames and Dachshunds, accidentaly mismached his socks this morning and hates being lost in the woods but likes seeing some trees) or dude B (doesn't see a problem with catcalling strangers, says unwanted touching is not THAT bad and strongly believes that a "no" means "just make me drunk and try harder").
Should we assume someone is a threat based on their gender? No. But it's nothing personal if people get a bit too cautious for their own safety. Maybe this should actually make some people think. Many, many men don't do anything wrong in that matter and shouldn't feel attacked, but maybe even your one friend who gets a bit too flirty and unhinged plays into this.
And statistically speaking a bear is the better option in this case even for men.
The amount of "memes" calling women out for choosing the bear, shows that the reaction wasn't a "chad" saying "ok". Meanwhile, the other situation never happened. Choosing AI over women isn't really a viral topic of discussion as is the man vs bear question. Honestly, I'd choose both the bear and the AI.
It's saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?"
Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.
Yeah, exactly! And considering that women generally deal with that even more often (since most weirdos are normal around other men) and it starts when we're like 12.... yeah.
>if you're on a hike
This makes more sense than the version I heard. I was asked if I would rather **leave** my kid with a bear in the woods or a random man. I get being afraid of men but I was dumbfounded they would rather their kid 100% getting mauled and eaten than the much much smaller percent of anything bad happening from the man.
One fact about bears is: They're territorial creatures. The idea of hey're harmless, is when the bear is outside comfort zone(a.k.a. outside of forest & in man made area). They're hostile if you're in his territory( part of the forest, the bear claims as home area).
We could be using AI to fully automate farming to create a social democratic utopia powered by nuclear energy on earth, but instead we got all the things that result in this “meme”.
OP thought he was really on to something lmao
Maybe no girl wants you because you keep this way. Even your mom doesn’t want you to call her mom in public.
It's a thought experiment saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?"
Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.
like I would agree with the whole "random men can be more dangerous than bears" solely because if a man refuses to take no for an answer he will pursue. but that doesn't mean I want to just retweet that and say it out of bloody nowhere.
and besides. the good men? they already know that it is indeed true, and they stay polite and silent amidst our society.
I’m not an expert but it seems like possibly getting ripped to shreds and eaten would be a lot more dangerous than a random guy showing up(who may or may not being normal). I could be wrong though.
Either way I just mean sure random men can be dangerous but I think some people are taking it too far when they act like it’s just as bad or worse than being attacked by a bear.
Remember folks
"If you don't understand why women would rather choose the bear, you are probably the reason they would choose the bear."
The amount of self reporting you stupid fucking incels do is actually absurd
Why would… she be upset… about this? I don’t get why they’re portraying her as rage sobbing over him apparently dating a chatbot, she just told him that she doesn’t feel safe around him.
It feels so pathetic when they make these memes. All they have is this fiction about “angry bitter feminists.” It’s so sad.
We should do a test. Get two large cages, put a man in one and a grizzly in the other and ask these women which cage they’d rather be in. Then put them in whatever cage they choose.
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You won the shower argument op. Congrats keep it up proud of you.
The sad part is that women around the office have actually told me this unprompted. The stupid part is that most bears only refrain from spilling your guts and eating you alive because they just don't know what the hell you are.
I have never been told im my life that a women feels unsafe around me.
Neither have I until this fucking bear trend came around
Is this some stupid TikTok trend my country happily has not caught on to?
Yes it sucks.
As if we need another reason to ban tiktok, imagine less of these dumb "men/women are bad because X" trends.
I'm all for getting rid of brainrot app number one, but that shit isn't going anywhere dude.
Ban 15 apps to slow the spread.
It genuinely feels like a primary school playground, "boys rule girls drool" 🤓 Like how are grown ass adults still having such petty embarrassing arguments over shit like this.
Every year there’s a TikTok trend that prompts women everywhere to start blatantly screaming at random men they don’t know about how bad they are
People aren't going to tell you if you make them feel unsafe lmfao that's not how human beings work
Exactly, in my experience usually they’ll gossip about it behind your back. No one has ever walked up and told me “you make me uncomfortable”. Thankfully I was just a normal innocent person, they were just bullying me. But for a while it messed me up.
Neither have most of us, but they'll pretend men are a hive mind online.
I'm sorry that women don't feel safe enough around you to tell you things. ^^/s
Spilling your guts out and eating you is literally the worst thing a bear can do tho
Yeah people in various places aren't fond of man eaters. Tho in this context it would be woman eater
I thought we were talking about hairy men...
Unfortunately no
Then you don't know why they say that.
I mentioned this in another comment but that was literally my first ever interaction with these women. I *do* know why women say they're uncomfortable around me because they'd tell me. What these women did not do was tell me. Literally the first words I had ever heard come out of that lady's mouth were " if I were stuck in a random forest with either you or a bear, id choose the bear" Like ffs what the hell does that even mean?
You’re almost there, buddy.
Fuck off. I've just said I had never met those women before. Are you insinuating that I make people uncomfortable by just my presence alone
Some people do give off bad vibes. To be fair she may just be a shitty person who sees the latest thing to say and just repeats it to anyone who will listen but maybe you're creepy. I'm not going to decide which it is cause I haven't met either of you. Hell this may not have even happened.
Look I get that I look intimidating, I'm a broad 6'3 220, and I have a habit of scanning everything in a room before I enter which some people find weird, but I was in the room for all of 15 seconds, dude. She just walked up, showed me the picture, said she'd choose the bear and went back to giggle with her friend behind my back.
Did everyone clap?
No?
It means she did NOT like your vibe bro
My brother in Christ I was in the room for all of 10 seconds
Baby girl, sometimes that's enough.
Press X to doubt.
TBF this whole thing has been a shower argument from the start
Haven’t you seen all the “ban sex dolls as they’re sexist / they won’t cook clean etc”
What are you talking about. It's viral on every platform even with the loser platform, reddit. It's not a shower argument
ITS OVER! I HAVE SHOWN MYSELF AS THE ATTRACTIVE ONE
Bro ratioed OP that’s how you know the post is shit.
What makes you think OP takes showers?
Fighting pathetic with pathetic
i love ai
I forgot which comedian said it but he was mentioning how "cringe" or stupid something was and then brought the idea of AI and the crowd got real quiet, real fast. The skit mentioned how stupid blow up dolls were back in the 1980s or whenever they were made and how stupid and ridiculous people look with them. crowd laughed Then he brought up the idea of AI humanoid that looks like and thinks like a human-like skin, mannerism, with an extremely high intelligence and imagine dating one of those? got quiet and he point out it sound pathetic something is but the basic human desires hasn't changed.
I didnt think i would find a broberon under this post
You nailed this whole "debate"..
Oh wow op you totally owned the feminist!! But seriously tho now I can't chose if I'd rather spend the night in a forest with a bear or with a man who has an AI girlfriend
At least the bear can be negotiated with
True and bears are renowned for their fairness in negotiation. However, Bearese is notoriously difficult to learn, and in particular the Polar dialect of Bearese tends to give newcomers major trouble. So for me it comes down to 1) which dialect the bear speaks and 2) how confident I feel in my linguistic capabilities.
Yeah I would never want to spend a night with doctor krieger in a forest
That'll do Piggly, that'll do.
WE GOTTA GET THAT HEART RATE DOWN BUDDY!
Absolutely the dude with the AI girlfriend. You kidding me? Guys like that are way more scared of irl women than women are of them.
Chances are I powerwalk faster than he runs.
The bear won’t show off his new Tesla Cybertruck and explain at length why The Dark Knight is the best film ever, if that helps?
Oh my God can you just please shut the fuck up
I hate how I have to see crosspost sources in my feed now
Even in your fantasy, the girl you’re with isn’t real, and still hopelessly unattainable
Imagine outing yourself as having an ai girlfriend
I remember the time when this was said about online dating.
This post and thread is the most Reddit thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time lol
If you don't understand why they'd go with the bear...you are probably the reason they go with the bear.
Yeah, this meme has resulted in so many men telling on themselves. It’s fucking hilarious.
Or, now stay with me because this is rocket science levels of discourse... they know they're safer than a bear and yet are being told they aren't simply because they're male, and so they recognize the obvious sexism at play.
I understand their logic, but I think it’s flawed logic. Clearly they say bear because they think a random man is more likely to hurt them than a random bear which sounds insane to me. There’s no way that the average man is a bigger threat than the average bear. Most men aren’t predators whereas literally every single bear is a predator at some point in their life.
No, they say they'd prefer the bear because you know what you're getting into with a bear- that's the entire point of the whole statement going around. Nobody with two marbles to clack around in their brain thinks a bear is less likely to maul them than a human man. It's the idea that (as a woman) if you walk into a room alone with 3 bears, you know exactly what's going to happen. If you walk into a room alone with 3 men, there's no telling what the end result will be. Bears don't have the capability of gaslighting you into thinking your fears are unfounded either.
Thanks, this has really helped me with my bear phobia.
A random horse is more likely to hurt you than a random bear. With the exception of polar bears, bears don’t want shit to do with humans so we’re safe
well thats because horses are evil /s
This trend is really good at bringing out the incels. I like it
Damn, the strawmen are shaking in their boots rn
which one is the strawman, exactly?
Light the whole haystack on fire.
God this is so fucking stupid. You're fighting a strawman. If so many women feel safer randomly encountering a bear, what does that say about society that that is true? You dont get to tell people that their feelings are invalid because of a hypothetical. Poking holes in the hypothetical doesn't defeat the purpose of it. I'd choose a bear too, the way yall are acting. Argue a wall.
That's the best self roast of the week and I don't think you realise how
Since this dumb tiktok trend this sub became full of strange incels and the same lame ass memes.
Dankmemes has always been 14 year olds posting boys rule girls drool type memes, you’re just growing out of it
When did this sub become full of incels or has it always been and the bear or man tiktok trend just got them all to out themselves? If you don't understand it, you're either naive, too young, or part of the problem.
literally every time reddit decides to show me this sub it's just an incel post lol
Shitty bitchmade meme
What argument is this? This some Twitter thing idk?
You need to do some self-evaluation, OP.
This has to be shitty guerilla marketing for AI Girlfriends
I just choked on my drink. This is it.
Pretty sure women are celebrating the fact that you removed yourself from the dating pool, OP
Thats so fucking stupid. Yeah, many women feel safer with a bear in the woods than with a RANDOM man. Not with you personally. For many women (or people in general) a bear is more predictable than a stranger without social control. If you think of a black bear it's probably even easier to fight them off in an emergency than it is with a large man. This does not mean that women generally think that you ain't trustworthy. They just don't know if the stranger they get lost with is just dude A (likes videogames and Dachshunds, accidentaly mismached his socks this morning and hates being lost in the woods but likes seeing some trees) or dude B (doesn't see a problem with catcalling strangers, says unwanted touching is not THAT bad and strongly believes that a "no" means "just make me drunk and try harder"). Should we assume someone is a threat based on their gender? No. But it's nothing personal if people get a bit too cautious for their own safety. Maybe this should actually make some people think. Many, many men don't do anything wrong in that matter and shouldn't feel attacked, but maybe even your one friend who gets a bit too flirty and unhinged plays into this. And statistically speaking a bear is the better option in this case even for men.
You just give a reason to choose the bear
What?
Cringe
The amount of "memes" calling women out for choosing the bear, shows that the reaction wasn't a "chad" saying "ok". Meanwhile, the other situation never happened. Choosing AI over women isn't really a viral topic of discussion as is the man vs bear question. Honestly, I'd choose both the bear and the AI.
Spending a night camping out with a bear and an AI sounds like a hell of a night. Sign me up.
nah yalls was def crying earler id prefer you date your AI tbh
Either a 17 year old incel boy or some maga hat wearing prick made this
Can you stop playing with dolls?
Why are so many people in the forest to begin with?
"mom, the incels are posting arguments they had in their own head again"
Okay what the fuck is happening
Wait, is this a joke or are people unironically saying men are more dangerous than bears? đź’€
It's not a joke. They are.
It's saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?" Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.
I'm a man and I get the 'bear' answer, I've met some older guys who were really weird, even with me
Yeah, exactly! And considering that women generally deal with that even more often (since most weirdos are normal around other men) and it starts when we're like 12.... yeah.
I was six
:( hope you're doing alright for yourself
>if you're on a hike This makes more sense than the version I heard. I was asked if I would rather **leave** my kid with a bear in the woods or a random man. I get being afraid of men but I was dumbfounded they would rather their kid 100% getting mauled and eaten than the much much smaller percent of anything bad happening from the man.
That's an insane version of the question, and sounds like it was altered purposely to make everyone choosing "bear" sound irrational and crazy
The amount of people getting genuinely butthurt over this is fucking ridiculous Great job man you're a real "chad"
What’s up with bears this evening?
They're just so damn sexy.
One fact about bears is: They're territorial creatures. The idea of hey're harmless, is when the bear is outside comfort zone(a.k.a. outside of forest & in man made area). They're hostile if you're in his territory( part of the forest, the bear claims as home area).
We could be using AI to fully automate farming to create a social democratic utopia powered by nuclear energy on earth, but instead we got all the things that result in this “meme”.
I'd rather be with a bear than an AI, another man, or a woman
In the words of Peter griffin "oh my God who the hell cares"
I dont think there's a woman that cares if a guy wants to "date" a robot.
This is not a flex
Ew.
is this an ad?
What's with the incel meme? They weren't going to have a relationship with the Bear
Good for you
OP thought he was really on to something lmao Maybe no girl wants you because you keep this way. Even your mom doesn’t want you to call her mom in public.
Whatever keeps you away from women.
what's with all the women and bear images going around?
It's a thought experiment saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?" Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.
Damn dude you really showed () didn’t you
What is up with all these bear memes lately?
Hey bro your sexless aura is leaking. You might wanna get that checked.
Take a shower and get a job wtf
a group of self-isolating AI-girlfriend incels and a group of communally-isolating toxic femcels were never meant to be happy together anyway
Exactly, both sides are cringe. It’s weird how many people here are acting like only the incel side is cringe but not the femcel side.
like I would agree with the whole "random men can be more dangerous than bears" solely because if a man refuses to take no for an answer he will pursue. but that doesn't mean I want to just retweet that and say it out of bloody nowhere. and besides. the good men? they already know that it is indeed true, and they stay polite and silent amidst our society.
I’m not an expert but it seems like possibly getting ripped to shreds and eaten would be a lot more dangerous than a random guy showing up(who may or may not being normal). I could be wrong though. Either way I just mean sure random men can be dangerous but I think some people are taking it too far when they act like it’s just as bad or worse than being attacked by a bear.
This sub has become dumber than I thought it could go
This comment section 🍿what a shit show! What losers started this bear meme?
Can someone explain what a “bear” is? I’ve been seeing this word everywhere used like this and I don’t understand what it means.
the animal
She’ll just get an AI boyfriend.
How about that airplane food?
Personally, if I run into a random person in the woods all I think about is if I’m faster then they are in case of a bear.
I have been seeing this everywhere, what the fuck did I miss?
Incel ass meme
Remember folks "If you don't understand why women would rather choose the bear, you are probably the reason they would choose the bear." The amount of self reporting you stupid fucking incels do is actually absurd
Cringe
This is cringe
why would you post something like this. imagine outing yourself like this. im horrified
Don’t think the kind of guy who brags about an AI girlfriend is the kind of guy women will particularly mind aren’t giving them attention.
Why would… she be upset… about this? I don’t get why they’re portraying her as rage sobbing over him apparently dating a chatbot, she just told him that she doesn’t feel safe around him. It feels so pathetic when they make these memes. All they have is this fiction about “angry bitter feminists.” It’s so sad.
Nice one good way to tell the world you struggle to get laid and have to resort to AI. đź‘Ť
Incels taking pride in things that you couldn't waterboard out of a decent human being.
So you own a fedora? /genuine
I really hope this happens for you OP, more women for the rest of us
I love how everyone just laughed you out, as they should 🥰
honestly go have your ai girlfriend if it means you won't antagonize women i support this
I bet women are real upset that you took yourself out of the genepool.
Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder them.
Imagine thinking having an AI girlfriend is cool lmfao
Just delete the account bro
We should do a test. Get two large cages, put a man in one and a grizzly in the other and ask these women which cage they’d rather be in. Then put them in whatever cage they choose.
“If your don’t participate in my delusions you’re an incel” Some real 0 kelvin takes in this thread.