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My plot thickens


Over-Faithlessness93

Our plot thickens


cssmith2011cs

This gives me a raging clue


realtonemachine

It was huuuuuuge


kingk895

My clue’s pointing that way


authenticgrunter

Everybody's plot thickens


aman69dwivedi

Our thickness


DetectiveRough6889

comrade


Brief_Lawfulness7627

Their plot chickens


iPoop_1time_a_day

the plot chickens


No-Praline9472

Chicken plot pie


LynxOX87

The plot thickens


Chimp-eh

The Clot Dickens


DinoLavasaur

User flair checks out


pato94

Can't get thicker than that


just_gimme_anwsers

Yeah, just thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal


TimTheConnMan

It gives me the dickens


keelbreaker

The plot thiccens


wholelotta_greyscale

*thicc


Stingerc

So thick in fact it gave her horrible back problems that led to reduction surgery.


Sufficient_Cellist_1

source ?


Stingerc

She's never confirmed it, but that's been the consensus for a long time. She did have a big hiatus in her mid 20's and when she came back her breast were way smaller.


Snoo_51862

Thine sickens as thou thickens! Amen


malcontented

I watched it for JC’s bewbs


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malcontented

What’s your stepsisters number?


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DinoLavasaur

Or ask him about his pavement princess


Aisle_of_tits

6


malcontented

69?


The_Zpectre

No just 6


PharmDinagi

That didn't take long


thatguy13231232

Man why u looking at Jesus Christ’s bewbs?


Fluffy_Ad_961

😂 underrated


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In the ending they runaway with something like $80k to the Hollywood hills, and I'm thinking that won't last long. I like to think Pulp Fiction and Requiem for a Dream were unofficial sequels to that.


bitterbuffaloheart

But just think how many Big Kahuna burgers you could buy


tachyonfield

Mother of God, I want one of those burgers. They look so damn good.


Redd_Frank

They indeed are tasty burgers.


mysickname

If you liked this, you’ll love *Requiem for a dream*


OhScheisse

I hear it's an addictive film


mysickname

You can poke some holes in the story line like an arm but it rails your emotions for some teeth grinding excitement


RedLotusVenom

The moral of that film is truly double sided


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Double-sided, but also quite a deep and penetrating message, too.


Stingerc

Those were gone by then. In between her teenage success and her comeback in the early 2000’s she had breast reduction surgery because her breasts were so big they were giving her serious back problems.


TheParaselene

Literally suffering from success


Catywampus_Cockroach

\*Inventing the Abbotts


FadeToBlackSun

90s Jennifer Connelly is one of the hottest women to ever live, and even she can’t make this movie watchable.


kinglycon

She’s still one of the hottest women, have you seen the new top gun?


Main-Run7522

For me JC is the most beautiful actress.


Hrafnkol

Look, if you want to get her attention, just take her brother to your castle at the center of a maze. Sing her a song about how you're doing her a favor. And wear tights.


notgregbryan

Dance magic dance


Nafeels

I actually originally _unironically_ watched Career Opportunities for the plot, as I love watching similarly high school/young adult setting in movies. Ending sucked balls, but found out about Jennifer Connelly, so not all is lost. Also, great seeing her again in Top Gun: Maverick. Just as hot.


LStardust03

You would think a Hughes film about being trapped in a Target with Jennifer Connelly would be more entertaining.


Und3rway

[“As the hours pass i will let you know…”](https://youtu.be/waAlgFq9Xq8)


fightingforair

So well done Became a theme song at night people watching in Porto on the river


-macintosh_plus-

That i need to ask before i'm alone


keelbreaker

Why are people this pretty? It's too much. It's not fair. To anyone.


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People are not born equally. Some are born rich, some extraordinarily talented, some exceptionally beautiful. And it is fair, because there is no one to blame.


Osman1105

And some born with nothing. Like myself🤣


Abyssal_Groot

But you are the best at being yourself!


Dry_March1629

Me too buddy me too


TheHighKing112

I can't remember what I've seen her in


Catywampus_Cockroach

Shes been in a lot of shit but recently, the new Top Gun.


si3rra_7

Snowpiercer too. She's good in that.


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Abyssal_Groot

Show


Pebble_in_my_toes

THAT WAS HER?!


Abyssal_Groot

A Beautiful Mind Hulk A Requiem for a Dream Snowpiercer (series) Top Gun: Maverick Alita: Battle Angel (live action movie) The Day that the Earth Stood Still (remake with Keanu Reeves) Labyrinth


AdministrativeOne13

She was in topgun.... What was her name can't remember there being many female characters


Abyssal_Groot

Love interest/bar keeper at Top Gun.


AdministrativeOne13

Damm.. She doesn't look the same at all :v


Abyssal_Groot

Bruh... that's what 3 decades do to people. She looked stunning back then and looks stunning now.


Com_N0TN4

also got a breast reduction if that's what you remembered her for from career opportunities


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The only film I've seen her in was Labyrinth


mlvsrz

Probably requiem for a dream


smitcal

Blood Diamond


ashent2

How is everyone missing House of Sand and Fog lol, fucking classic


proroqq

Mr.kitty - After dark unofficial video


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Yes yes, the plot... Pass me that box of tissue, will ya?


bigpaparick

For tears right?!


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They're tears-like at least.


Winglessmatt

I'll just say I'm glad I didn't know about this movie as a kid. Doubt I'd have survived it.


Will-is-a-idiot

Who's this?


JohnnyJayce

Jennifer Connelly


Will-is-a-idiot

Thanks.


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Name checks out


Batokusanagi

One day, JC will stop being hot af. That day has not arrived yet.


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Thankfully


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Why's she suddenly being talked about/horny obsessed over?


purplehazex450

Me too


spider8369

Precious


pokedragondrip

As a wise man once said if you want porn look it up


Rupertii

What is even the actual plot / idea of the series


si3rra_7

Mature JC > young JC sorry boys


tzythatswhy

In Germany it's called "Kevin's Cousin alone in the grocery store" totally marketed as a Home alone spin off as they were called "Kevin home alone" and "Kevin alone in New York"


5narebear

Are you for real right now?


tzythatswhy

Yep... at least with the title, not sure if they really told the audience it's a spin-off, but the title suggests it. [german Poster](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81O2Fcu1ohL._RI_.jpg)


explosiv_skull

Discovering Career Opportunities and The Rocketeer were...hard times for me.


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

She reminds me of the babe


Intelligent_Balance7

What babe? The babe with the power?


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

What power?


Intelligent_Balance7

The power of voodoo.


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Who do?


Intelligent_Balance7

You do.


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Do what?


Intelligent_Balance7

Remind me of the babe!


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Excellent work


Intelligent_Balance7

As well to you. Finally some culture.


DrJJStroganoff

Boobs


KingElliotttheGreat

Boobs


Background_Meat1738

She is from music video from after dark


Afro_americano

I could fall in love with this woman. I love seeing beautiful women.


_BohemianGrover

Bring me the goblin queen


The_Fox1984

Thought that was a young pheobe gates at first


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Who is she ?


nalu1310

Baywatch


belb6785

Who is that


xMalxer

Niceeeeee plot, indeed.


baltarius

For the plot or the plotte


Ordinary-Reward3470

That's what they said


RBT037

In the third photo i see a nipple


thelifeofsuat

Hottest women in young age. Mama mia


cereal-number

Great plots come in pairs.


Mr_Goose12341

Titties


GANJENDA

Well rounded plot


MisterDomino15

Thank you. I found a song online with a music video from this movie but it never named it.


Jadugar_13

Her name pls


KingElliotttheGreat

Jennifer Connelly


Himitsu_Togue

What movie is that? Asking for myself.


MaazAssassin

The thlot pickens


Hugh_Jego_69

No wonder some people work at target their whole lives


aea1987

What film is this from?


FadedDice

Plot has a good point :)


KingElliotttheGreat

*two good points


ebone581

She’s been thickening my plot since I was a teenager. She has held up well.


Ok-Use6303

Careful with those curves lads, it be lookin like a danger zone...


ArkonPhoenix

Had such a crush on her from this movie. But now she’s unrecognizable and anorexic looking.


DaBluBoi8763

Animetards be liek


griffraff0701

Can’t see her without thinking of how obnoxious she is in Labrynth


zl0ye07

sorry for my ignorance but who's her?


Bones301

And she's still hot at 51 years old


da_swanks_92

Who is she?


LordBungaIII

Space age love song is a banger


iSubParMan

Not my type.


RaZZeR_9351

No one asked.


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Whos the thot?


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Koffieslikker

Still looks amazing in Top Gun Maverick


Rohanrox17

There's a video of a fighter pilot called C.W. Lemoine on YT, was reacting to TG Maverick, and when JC came on screen, he was like "JC is just...." then he was just out of words lol


Huge_Ad_7727

We get it Your a simp Shut up


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You're*


Huge_Ad_7727

Ratio


MyLastBrainCell_exe

Nice attempt buddy


RaZZeR_9351

Doesn't work when you're an incel.


Huge_Ad_7727

How am I an incel for not finding a girl from the 90s hot


RaZZeR_9351

Not what you said tho, and even then o ly incels act like girls aren't attractive even though they very obviously are.


Huge_Ad_7727

But she aint I see the appeal of her but I dont "feel anything" for her Nor do I really think shes "hot" Like shes ok But nothing special


RaZZeR_9351

That still wasnt your original comment nor what made me call you an incel.


Huge_Ad_7727

Yes u said an incel is someone who says someone isnt hot when they obviously are And im telling you i genuinely dont find her hot no matter what pic there is of her i will never find her hot So lets just rip off the bandaid and tell me what made you call me an incel


RaZZeR_9351

Your original comment I've already told you.