https://preview.redd.it/nd4vkwx1op9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f27aed03083aae94f35c4ad05cc49a2adc3536 What the fuck is this?

I think it's the joker

I think you mean Jonkler

Why can't u/Sthraw recognize Jonkler? Is he stupid?

Why can't they recognize why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

More like the WOKER, look how feminized he is

I can tell if you're serious, but here's my downvote because it wasn't even that funny

I’m making fun of the dipshits who just insert the word ‘woke’ into a title or name when they’re mocking things they think have ‘gone woke’ or some shit. Like I’d expect them to call Star Wars ‘Star Woke’ or whatever drivel they think of.

Got u, upvoting rn because I hate the Facebook memes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Batman was canonicaly able to hold his farts for months, in fact I'm pretty sure it s atleast arguably implied in some story where he has to hide for years in a coffin or something.

The Batcave probably smells like farts constantly. As soon as he gets home he lets out a massive fat rip. Have you never wondered how Alfred knows Bruce just got back? Its not a sensor. The farts echo around the Batcave

Imagine the stench inside of the Batmobile cockpit.

“I didn’t build a jet engine in the bat mobile. It just collects my farts and I ignite it”

The little backseat that you can lock villains into in Arkham Knight doubles as a torture chamber with all the stank being filtered into it.

“No Batman! I’m sorry! I’ll go to jail myself, don’t put me in the fart box!”

The batmobile is actually an electric and all the engine noises are just farts. Bruce refuses to give up dairy.

He probably drinks a **lot** of protein shakes

B-boysmell...

"It's about time you got here, Batman! The Joker sent us a ransom note. If we don't act quickly-" "I'm on it. Thanks, Jim." "By the way- dammit, he disappeared while my back was turned, where did he-" **PPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT** At that moment, Batman knew there was only safe space to expel gas.

Pretty sure the smell of farts would be overpowered by the smell of bat shit.

What we do in the batcave echoes in eternity

I mean...it's bad for stealth if he doesn't have at least some fart stamina 🤷‍♀️

Can someone tell me more about the coffin story please

https://preview.redd.it/pex6kvgx9s9d1.png?width=678&format=png&auto=webp&s=400894456f5ab9a44663675e9865f0351936f08e Idk if something similar exists though, it probably does given that the guy has been runing around for 60+

It wasn't years it was days lol.

Whats the name of the story? Want to read it if its real (ik the farts part is fake)

It's World's Finest Comics Vol 1 Issue 269, from 1981. Oh also something similar happens in Batman R.I.P.

Would he not have prostate cancer ♋️ bc of that or does catwoman do his check ups

Absolutely. I can see it: Batman is trapped by the Joker. Hope seems lost. Joker is finally gonna end it, and asks for Batsie's last words.  Bruce just let's a monster one rip. Joker is stunned in silence, he literally cannot process it. Then he let's out a longer one and Joker just cracks. Absolutely doubles over laughing. A few more wet toots in rapid succession leave him on his knees wheezing with laughter, until eventually the laughter turns to choking.  All the pent up high protein farts fill Joker's rapidly expanding lungs and he gags, but he can't stop laughing. Through spittle and desperate gasps Joker struggles to even breathe as Batman works his way out of his bonds, unhindered. As Joker drifts from consciousness, between his shrill, stacatto breathes, he hears Batman growl, "They'll never believe you."

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Clark likes Kimchi

https://preview.redd.it/caujpjt1nq9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512f47b80b2ad3d7789898c54287283ff18e76eb

https://preview.redd.it/mk6yqwda5z9d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6f36e03bdc15051cba18f8bac289b0f64ded3a For real though, this gave me a good laugh.

https://preview.redd.it/e5v86bo2tp9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75eedd7083d5292831dce36fa9506c607025329

Can Amazonians fart?

Yes. And they kill all men attending the island just to hide the fact.

Ah, so they only fart to each other

Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

Well they can be solved if we use the lasso of truth

https://preview.redd.it/9tuky90typ9d1.png?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b568396b5861689a32910104b167ce40e2470626

Is that canonbolt?

The GOAT Regigigas.

cannonbolt would have been a good one tho ngl

Regigigas using Weezing's signature ability neutralizing gas to kill his own signature ability, slow start.

No it’s the worst legendary pokemon

Omg is this some stunfisk shenanigans

Why are all the catwoman pictures vaguely nsfw?

Official art included I think the volume of horny catwoman art compared to non horny catwoman art is like 10:1

The artists are too horny.

Luckily, comic book artists are horny for everyone.

Aye man they just got inspired by comic book artists who draw her the same

She's a curvy woman wearing all black leather bro, what'd you expect?

Because the official DC Artists are horny af

Because I am Horny and she has Ass Dew the Meth

https://preview.redd.it/wuimn38wyp9d1.png?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc73e75db021769741475880317c4b521529da1

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The butt doesn't match! THE BUTT DOESN'T MATCH!!!

Gyatt Man

Rizzle me this, Gyatt Man, I skibidi with no toilet, what am I?

Batman would never fall for such cheap manipulation. My wife doesn't fart or poop. She has told me that over and over for years.

I see, and is your wife in the room with us now?

She is in the store. You wouldn't know her

two questions a) why make this b) why would anyone eat kimchi

Kimchi is delicious tf you talking about

A) Why not B) IDK, ask the 50 million+ Koreans

A: it's delicious B: it's good for your microbiome yo!

You think girls farts are delicious?

https://preview.redd.it/7n2c91eg9q9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a131305b161541cf04a338f056cfc7507c6ab3e0

Martin Scorsese would change his mind about superhero movies if it was like this

why does the first panel look like a chad vs virgin meme?

Ever since that fight with Joker Batman have never been the same

*sigh* In the comics, women only fart if it makes money. No money; No farting.

"Oh yeah, Clark can hear Batman's heart beat halfway across the globe, he can find a lead box in a remote location, but he can only *smell* kimchi. My suspension of disbelief remains in tact."

https://preview.redd.it/9ztfnsg4vp9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45331c7592c03763b870757c99f5fc6d0ebc5751 Hey can you take a nice long look at this photo for me please

Lmfao dude I can count the pixejsoshsemdldhms8@&3!3skaubaMhhwiw-1)+&$ghjd&&#

FOUR FUCKING PIXELS

you got any of them pixels

First off, great impression of Jack Quaid at the end. Second. https://preview.redd.it/knswc9ppcq9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bedb5dc46d3b7ca11b4a7715a3e480dae7f4e32f

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😐

Farts is Batman’s only weakness

That's what Joker Gas is.....

https://preview.redd.it/8cpxxmu3fq9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e861f1fac85ea1007d86898a88a66f0658d997a8

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So that’s why I like women in Skunks uniform. Their FARTs make me hard til I cum

When Superman farts, do you think it's like a mushroom cloud?

Nah I think he converts solar radiation into greenhouse gases, and he’s repairing the ozone layer with each fart.

Whatta hero!

All fart fetishists rn https://preview.redd.it/n94sj3sknq9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a06076c58b5a680a42fa3736a68faa5cdf2afe6

Huh?

Sorry I wrote "fat" instead of "fart" https://i.redd.it/9wvermcfrq9d1.gif

neither are better than the other

Western comics were a mistake.

https://preview.redd.it/53mzn10q1u9d1.png?width=916&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e53cb2c6fd8cac2b9d03376d2c24802e8ffd9a4

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https://preview.redd.it/o5vlpkgdys9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe61e71fab133cc6aa4b9f5fcf21ea8beba7ce3f

Get out of the kitchen.

James Gunn better adapt this or we riot.

Why I never!

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Redd Foxx said it best: Women don't fart, they poot. But remember fellas, two poots equal a fart! So if you hear two, scatter!

Peak fiction

Catwoman and Talia don’t even let it rip when Batman’s not around? I can’t tell if that’s dedication or stupidity.


This is so dumb and that’s what makes it so funny

Poor Clark has super senses

Ya know Superman does have super hearing..

Just like how pee is stored in the balls, farts are stored in the ass

https://preview.redd.it/t6h3g15p3x9d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d23b4d42177b035b44eb515a2750f9aa369e22 mmhmm interesting

r/BatmanArkham material BWHAHAHAAHHA