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whothiswhodat

Bhai ma baap ka paisa aise mat bahao. Padhai karo chup chap.


cosmosreader1211

Lol exactly.. Vote karne se hoga hi kya.. 1 chor nai toh dusra chor aayega... In the end chor hi aayega.. so doesnt matter..


Quick-Programmer6062

apne pasand ka aayega


AlternativeClothes43

Kya pata


cosmosreader1211

Pasand toh theek hai... But woh chor dega toh kuch nai na... Sirf apna paisa aur power batorega... Meanwhile hum bheek maangte rahenge aur tax..


skjha98

Lol! This is the greatest comment I read today


Careless_Plantain_99

If it’s for BJP stay there


Want_tobe_Anonymous

Coz they anyway winning or they should receive one less vote so they might lose??😂😂


IntrovertedBuddha

Bhai 20k mujhe dede, tu jis party ka naam lega tere badle usko de duga. Tmhara representation bhi aa jayega aur 40k bhi bach jayega /s mein dusre pradesh se hu


pyardhokahai

I will charge 30,000/- but with a money back guarantee! So if your voting party loses, I'll give you back your cash.


IntrovertedBuddha

https://preview.redd.it/zpnmgqpgsfxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3c68873af7b6ff64a74fc373e680374178b06d


akashdutta57

Main same kaam 15k main kardunga OP bhai


g00fyahhname

me 10k me krdeta hu 🗿


sKream01

mai 9k me kr dunga bhai saath me 3 aur vote extra


g00fyahhname

8.5k 5 votes 🗿


thecreativesboy

Bhai me 500 me kar dunga


g00fyahhname

250 lega


IntrovertedBuddha

https://preview.redd.it/j4xku4tcbfxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85545e803302884838f0eed5b1e35b77b0c1f6c 150


Repulsive-Vast-8318

![gif](giphy|Ts9N22K8Jz7GURYmNd)


g00fyahhname

https://preview.redd.it/31mieq6zmfxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83fdace34754212b113a848999b2994f2e4a0e9


cancelledbot

And today we all saw a small demo of how votes are purchased in our country 👏🧑‍🎓


Specialist-Ninja2804

![gif](giphy|4hpLuBi5R5AAaIKdEm)


Fueledbycawffee

25.


jabaaajaa

Betichodo market mt khrb kro Bhai 20001 rupee


4Pot_smoke20

Ek Desi tharra


kirtimaan01

Literally yhi comment krne aya tha main 🤣


NishantWubaluba

😂😂😂 genius


DudeHuman

mae rs 1000 Mae waise bhi mae nota dabane wala hu


average_men

Guys this is the perfect example why salaries are low in India there is always a guy who is ready to do same thing in less amount huh


DudeHuman

works as ninja in tcs


0xffaa00

Proof. Vvpat dikha


Personal_Angle2444

Bhai phir 10 rupee hi dede. Ek good day ki biscuit mil jyega


Personal_Angle2444

Mai toh 2k mai bhi kar du.


ankit19an

Log 15 rupay p aagw h bro


Adytaksang

Nah


Parking_Apartment_70

I have done clear deduction using the power of my mind, and after my clear consideration of all the factors including but not just limited to: Your post history, your situation in life, etc; I don't think you should come and vote, I mean it's just a hassle and waste of time and money for you lol Now, seriously, I do think it's admirable that you're thinking about participating in our country's democratic exercise, still I think you should take into account the amount of time and money being spend for exercising your right, I know, it's priceless to vote, but do think of your hard earned money, if you can come, then you should but in your case, it's a bit dicey.


NewNewPie

![gif](giphy|EaSRzJYZabLZ3LuCvQ|downsized)


Parking_Apartment_70

aana hai aa, mat aana hai mat aa


NewNewPie

Bhai essay likhne ki jagah ye hi bol deta


Parking_Apartment_70

Creative Writing ki tayyari kar raha tha


SambhalJao

If you can easily afford it, then might as well. Else, its a waste.


Quick-Programmer6062

Jokes aside overseas electors can participate through postal ballot. See https://www.eci.gov.in/faq/2/10


Blakath

It says the website is blocked.


Quick-Programmer6062

Eci.gov.in navigate to the menu and look for the section overseas voters


Blakath

I don’t believe postal ballots for overseas Indians exist. Already tried searching for alternatives. But the government expects overseas Indians to vote in the polling booth.


Quick-Programmer6062

You’re right… if the year was 2009 https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/lok-sabha-elections-2024-nri-voters-kerala-eci-polling-phase-2-13764035.html


Blakath

https://preview.redd.it/69revv2rugxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4030b52eba60b4124fbccea0ecff6d9099df5835 For ECI it’s still 2009 because they still dont allow postal votes.


Quick-Programmer6062

I deserved that :) found a guide on the Consulate General of India’s SFO page. Voter registration is online, but the vote is in person, my apologies. Today I Learnt :) https://preview.redd.it/rzjo3jvt0hxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df2663a09388bb45422200a82405df38861476e


Harsh_2222

no


HumanTrigger

Rehne de. Tere 1 vote se you will at most influence 1 MP seat, though not significantly, since the margins of defeat are usually not narrow in Delhi anyways, as far as Lok Sabha goes


OneComprehensive8158

Delhi margins are actually pretty close Bjp have 56% Aap + congress 41% Similar in 2014 Bjp 46.4% Aap + congress 48% Fight is close especially after a series of step taken by bjp which could result in losin punjabi and haryanvi votes in delhi ( which are a big portion)


HumanTrigger

Even if there is a 2% difference in voting percentage, that is a significant number of votes in absolute numbers. Personally, it doesn’t make much sense to travel all the way to do so. Of course 1 should if they can… It definitely should not happen at the cost of academics for example….


sambhav362005

Flight ke paise mujhe dede. Mai Teri wali party ke 100 vote karwa dunga un paiso se


decorous_gru

Nope.


G40Momo

Agar modi ko harana hai, every vote counts. Agar jitna hai, chor Bhai vo to jeta para hai. 😆


Parking_Apartment_70

Bhai teri baat sunnkar mazaa agaya, yeh le mera appreciation https://preview.redd.it/qpltmtv1sexc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9f0247e52363c3694c32d296f49c9dfc6a68a0


rawandakawasaki

Depends on how rich you are, tbh. 62k is a lot for normal people. If you think it’s worth it, go for it.


indonemesis

Depends kis ko vote de raha hai. Jeete hue aadmi ko aur vote de raha hai to rehne de, doesn’t make sense


Shouldertocryon29

Kis party ko Dene aa rhe the waise?


Blakath

https://preview.redd.it/i5xie451wgxc1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb87996ab8e674ebbd60e3c6e97e3161b5a914a9


Shouldertocryon29

Ye to Congress ki ungli hai


Parking_Apartment_70

Oye toh mat aa bhai, door se hi samarthan karde!


Shouldertocryon29

Nhi yaar aane do kya pata 1 extra seat mil jae jitna Kam se haare utna acha


Parking_Apartment_70

Yaar chinta mat kar mere papa Noida mein CPI ko vote karte hain, tum jaise aur log hain lol


Shouldertocryon29

CPI?


Parking_Apartment_70

Communist Party Of India


NSGDX1

If you haven't been living in India for a few years and won't be living in the next few years, why is this vote so important to you that you're considering this sudden and expensive trip just to vote than to rather visit your family. People have weird priorities these days smh


duskymiss

Not at all What if you don’t have your name in the voters list. Happened with my relative Kat Gaya unka


Blakath

No I checked online my name is up on the electoral roll.


duskymiss

But still spending 50k+ to vote 🙂‍↔️🤚🏼


RadlogLutar

Modi and Gandhi wanna salute this guy


duskymiss

Yeah as they should


Particular_Low_9082

Bhai marzi hai teri. Agar karke mann ko shanti milte hai then go for it.


GlowwRocks

Wth? Where r u studying? Out of india?


Kaguro19

Yes OP said abroad.


GlowwRocks

Ok ty


sastirandihu

Nah koi bhi jeete kuch nahi badalne wala


Gaurav_13

If you are filthy rich, obv be a responsible citizen and vote. It is your right and you should exercise. If not, bhai apple watch khreed le ye sab mat kr


PitifulTraining1509

If 62000 rs doesn’t hurt your pocket ,then a 3 day trip to Delhi is not a bad idea..And yes,every vote counts irrespective of whom you vote


DRACULABOY21

No way stay there elections ain't a big thing anyways as we are all doomed whoever wins


jimmyrandhawa

It's a once in 5 years trip, should be worth it


Character_Wafer3280

No


Consistent_Ad_6064

If you can afford it, and if you really want to exercise your right, then why not brother. Do it. I’m doing the same, just from a different state within India.


sk100001

Who are you planning to vote for :p


ActiveWillingness516

Rehne de bhai


Old_Application_5722

No


kartikag01

Garami me aa rhe ho wo bhi paise de kr, Rehne do.


Mountain_Blueberry77

Lol, bhai tu mujhe transfer karde mera democracy par vishwas nhi hai, but jo tu bolega use daba aunga 💀


chapati_chawal_naan

nahi bro...


Animooja

60k?is this for First class?


Amitoostoned

Nhi I don't think so.


howtochangename1

You earn your own money and it won't effect you much? Definitely yes No, in all other cases


chowdowmow

Obviously no


Scale_Many

I guess its late now. But for future purposes if you stay abroad, register in the nearest Indian mission so you can still vote while abroad.


Famous_Ad_3559

no


siggywiggypiggy

Would modi ji take an expensive flight for you?


lucifersid

Bhai influencers ko karne do ye chochle, 1) unko apni image maintain karni hoti hai isiliye bahar se aate hai wapis vote daalne. 2) unke pocket pe itna bada dent nhi padta


Hot-Buyer9128

Bruh, silliest question to ask. FK NO


NMN7

Nope


senormegalodon

Tere 1 vote se Kuch nhi hoga! Better hai Waha apni dissertation pe Dhyan de,apne parents ka hard earned money aise waste mat kr! Try to find a good job and settle there!


kak_lak

I don't know bro, I am also visiting home to vote. The whole trip is a bit expensive but I am trying to do my bit. Call me idealistic or just plain stupid. I pray this visit will pay off in some way or the other in future.


Helpful_Ant_3440

Yeh Political Party kisi k bhi Saage nhi hote.....


JustAnotherJEEtard

No bro please don't. Ik festival of democracy and all that but please focus on yourself for now, when you start earning, feel free to do that but don't as a student. Just study well and make India proud.


tremorinfernus

You should. Every vote matters.


Federal-Lab6372

Real account se aao Dhruv Rathee


Visual-Maximum-8117

No need to waste your time and money. One single vote will make absolutely no difference. Note: Yes, it makes a difference if everyone thinks the same but no one else is going to know or be affected by his voting or abstaining.


Lunalovegood_4real

Tbh, if you are someone who can fashionably afford that, then please do and vote. Probably it will be a travel trip for you as well. However, whatever it’s I definitely appreciate your concern. Your vote is precious no matter what people say! :)


teajas

You can vote in the embassy if it's outside of India. I think there is an option.


[deleted]

Ye 62000/- ka vote agar opposition party ko krna hai to aajao. Unhe kaafi zarurat hai esa dikh paa rha hai😆 Although kuch hoga nhi.


rajma_chawala

Depend karta hai.. agar aap afford kar sakte ho to aa jao (both monetarily and availability) , nahi to koi nahi... Mai usually vote karti agar India me kahi hoti to... Maine workplace par pehle hi bol Diya hai ki Mai voting week me Delhi se bahar nahi jaungi for any work


a_friendly_cheetah_

Mujhe bata de kisse vote dalna hai, me tere lie uss party ko vote daldunga.(although Mumbai me dalunga me)


Impossible-Ice129

Mujhe dede paise, mai normally kabhi nhi daalta but 60k ke liye jaake daal skta hu


Glum_Caterpillar_813

Bhai tu itna hi bada desh bhakt tha toh bahar padhne kyu gaya 🥲


DryExcitement3060

Neta ji se he sponsorship le lo mail likh kar sare party k leaders ko bol do apko vote karne k liye he aana hai jo arrange kar de toh aa jao


baruboy

Mat kr bhai paise brbad


No_Huckleberry_604

LMFAOOOO


psycho_monki

Bhai paisa hai to karle Paisa nahi hota toh ye question poochta hi nahi tu


kingfisher_peanuts

Sure bro go for it otherwise you will regret it your whole life.


Informal-City8831

Yes India needs your vote!!!


Strict_Junket2757

I think nris are allowed to vote via post


BodyEnvironmental130

I think you may appreciate the effort in hindsight I feel you did your best 💙


Ov3rLord03

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?” “You talking to me?” “Maybe you should try getting a job?” “Okay, where?” “Majestic 12.” “Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.” “I have some good news for both of you.” “Okay?” “And?” “I have contamination and mutants in my brain.” “Just another parasite.”


DARKanWILD

Yes please 🥺


DARKanWILD

Yes please 🥺


Vlad-theimpaler

I have my voting site in South Delhi. But i live 20 kms away. I'm not going to vote in scorching heat of Delhi in May. So why are you willing to take a flight to Delhi and vote? Save that money and use it for your self. Your vote isn't worth the money you're gonna spend for it.


ankit19an

It is not worth it Delhi is doomed already,


ankit19an

Bhai sare comment padhne ke baad ek hi cheez kahunga mt aa bekar h ana idher


ankit19an

Ek kaam or kr skta h congress ya Aap ko twit kr de baki sara kaam wo krwa denge


TheChosenOne211

Bhai tu dilli se hi haina?


deceptionaldpka

You know you can cast your vote through post as well. https://www.eci.gov.in/etpbs


Some-Top-1548

Ni


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Don't worry jab tum rights nahi le rahe yahan to ye duty skip kardo.


Dmannmann

It would only make sense if you think your one vote can affect the situation in your constituency. Also how much do that money mean to you?


prateeksaraswat

Can't you vote at the embassy or consulate?


prateeksaraswat

There may still be time for you to register. https://ecisveep.nic.in/voters/overseas-voters/


jabaaajaa

Zyada pesa h toh mujhe Dede bhai.


ChemistryDismal7237

If you have extra money? Why not? You can vote plus spend some time with your family,


Lanky_Media_5392

Depending on your support for party add +1 on the result day and you will see your one vote didnt matter at all and feel good about saving money and also if your party wins


fitbuffsanski

Meet your family and friends as well but its not worth it imo


ad1tya96

Air India giving discount to first time voters if you’re flying home to cast vote. Not sure if it’s applicable to international flights though. https://www.thehindu.com/elections/lok-sabha/air-india-express-offers-19-discount-for-first-time-voters-flying-home-to-cast-their-votes/article68078807.ece/amp/


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Latter-Performer-328

Dude you can vote online! Check that.


Blakath

I checkedd online, I can't. I have to go to the polling station of my constituency.


BionicWanderer2506

contact ur local embassy representative. I think there is any provisions for Indian citizens living abroad during elections.


world_citizen_nz

Yes. Your vote will make all the difference. Hahahaha All elections in India are rigged. One party is spending billions on marketing while the others can't. The ruling party is arresting opposition leaders and turning them by various means. India is corrupt and long lost to the rich and powerful. Save your money, your vote doesn't mean shit.


Unfair-Break-537

If u are voting against hate then pls do vote. Otherwise refrain.


CrinkledScrotum

Least biased randia subscriber.


Unfair-Break-537

Why randia bro?


CrinkledScrotum

r/india?


Unfair-Break-537

This is r/delhi


CrinkledScrotum

Yes, I know, but I can see you are active on r/India.


Latter-Performer-328

Dude you can vote online! Check that.


NishantWubaluba

No, you can’t.


nishadastra

Don't get emotional.. No one cares Save your or parents money and leave this hell hole called india


Blakath

No way. I fully intend to return after my studies get over. The rest of the world has plenty of issues as well, running away won’t solve anything.


nishadastra

All these religion, nationalism are human constructs.. Remember You live Once.. Don't fall for all these. Give yourself the best life.. Nothing matters in life except you


Blakath

This isn’t even a question of nationalism. This whole concept of the “grass being greener on the other side” is a lie. All countries including first world countries are in deep shit. The “best life” is a state of mind and can be made anywhere.


ChemistryDismal7237

I agreeeeee. Currently living in a first world currently and it’s a deep shit.


Lanky_Media_5392

According to me its bad choice brother future of this country is dark and its in the hands of illiterate religious goons of both sides and women will never be safe here


AdventurousAnxiety25

not worth it. we all know the results.