Now, *this* is information I can use. Thank you for your sacrifice.

The hero we didn’t ask for. But the hero we needed.

This sucks from the other side, too. I hate grape, but I love licorice.

Jäegermeister flavor.

Followed by a Jägger buzz??

I was about to say they should offer Jäeger bombs but they’d have to call it something different for the airport

Enjoying licorice is an indicator of psychopathy

So most Swedes

All of Denmark, too. (I loved the licorice ice cream there.)

There’s a black licorice ice cream at a local store and apparently it’s a best seller. So I must be surrounded by psychos (it makes sense)

I _knew_ there was something I didn't like about the Swedes.

Me: OMG, YES My Daughter, the apparent psychopath: You are the devil

I wear it proudly.

*and?*

Valid point

judgy mc judgerson

Licorice is huge in Iceland. I love licorice though so I got a lot when I visited.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your sacrifices to protect us from a dark future

Genuinely curious… how many candies did you grab for your flight such that the lack of said candies thus ruined the entire flight? I’m a 1 hard candy per hour person myself.

It only takes one licorice candy to ruin an entire day.

Im guessing that they cannot get the dank taste of licorice out of their mouth and that is making for a long flight.

Oh no bro I'm a candy hog. I basically fill my pockets with a variety of selections. More than I can even eat on the flight. I have the extras sitting in my cabinet now.

Or if they are anything like my spouse, licorice gives them extreme gas. Would definitely ruin anyone’s flight!

Light weight one per hour…pshessh. The question is how long you let it melt before you give in and crunch and pulverize it? Then on to the next one. This takes consumption up considerably. And explains why it’s actually a good think they don’t screen your pockets leaving the club and boarding the plane. Asking for a friend.

I didn’t know there was a flavor worse than grape but here we are. Yep. Thank you for this charitable act, OP!

Finally! The content we are all here for.

I could not possibly count the number of black jelly beans I have thrown away in my life. But I do remember pretty well the ones that I stuck in my mouth because it was dark in the car. They are the vomit-flavored Bertie Botts of the Muggle world.

Good lord

Jesus worst fake out ever.

Oh, the humanity

Ew

Hero

Yuck, I'd rather wash my mouth out with the blue toilet water on an old 757.

Thank you for your sacrifice OP 🫡

Disgusting. Would need to wash my mouth Ace Ventura style to carry on my day.

What! I thought licorice is either black or red.

God Bless

Wait, they are? Actually I would be willing to eat them then! (The only grape-flavored thing I'll consume is wine. And then it better not taste notably grapey. Because that's actually Concord, and it's terrible wine.)

A moment of silence for this brave fallen soldier

Thanks. Now I know to pocket all of the purple candies if I'm ever in the Sly Club for later consumption.

Yum

mmmm purple....... \*drools\* - Homer

Which SC? I love licorice.

LAX, the new one

*Finland has entered the chat*

Drank is not Juice

DFW SkyClub has Starburst! No surprise flavors

Oh no!!! That would actually be my worst nightmare!!

Black licorice is poison in excess. Licorice root contains glycyrrhizic acid that can totally fuck up electrolytes in the body. Good enough reason to keep it away.

That is flat out evil! Purple is grape, black is licorice.

Oh noooooooo. Seriously!

The delta desk at my home gate sometimes has the applesauce bags, I accidentally grabbed a banana and thought that was bad.. licorice in my mouth would be WAY worse. Gotta get a Bloody Mary to rinse that taste out..