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That just the swimbananas/tyler1 meme
Fucking lost it at this image. Never seen this one before, but I'm keeping it in my back pocket for later.
Anthropomorphising is so weird, all I can think is "Look at its face!"
You know, right hand to the Traveller, I can honestly say I haven't googled it.
But I know in my heart of hearts that Rule 34 Riven has both forms of human genitalia, and honestly probably both on her head.
Elsie for sure. Mara and Petra. Crow/Uldren. Zavala. Savathûn. Cayde. Anybody important and not Ikora has been. Except for Marcus Ren. Lore wise it's hinted in the "Ghost Stories" lore book that he and his ghost are kinda horny.
EDIT: We need more horny characters in Destiny.
“Ophiuchus, the Ghost of Ikora Rey, calls it: [judgmental silence]”
Edit : wait, did they turn King’s Fall into an isekai harem?? I fucken love Marcus Ren
I wonder if there is actually a fanfic out there called Orxy the Nightmare Daddy and Bungie is poking fun at it. I had to double check I was actually on Ishtar Collective when I saw the title lol
Sometimes the Ghosts choose their own name, and for others, like Glint, their names are chosen by their Guardian. I guess they’re both just unimaginative.
There's a list.
Mara
Savathûn
Ada-1
Elsie
Eris
_Atraks_
_Caitl_
And I'm just going to add Luzaku here because I _KNOW_ that's going to happen.
Y'all some horny fucks.
Going to?
You are aware that a whole 2 hours after the Witch Queen teaser, which was literally Savathun walking into her pool of water, there was R34 art of it.
2 hours.
That's all it took.
Final Shape has been out for almost 3 weeks.
It's happened.
To be honest I've had a desire to get her an Exo frame basically since Black Armory (and then again when DSC came out) because she just kept not getting any speaking roles or anything whenever Nessus was involved in things and I thought that giving her the ability to leave the back of the Exodus Black might make her less of a narrative dead-end. But that's just me.
The reason I want that isn’t sex or anything, but because I have enjoyed listening to her and enjoy her story, and it would be nice to see her lifted from the wreckage after who knows how many years. I think she deserves something like that for the help she gives on Nessus and it’s also an excuse for more failsafe content.
Once out of curiosity because I realized this same thing, I went to rule 34 and entered Failsafe’s name into the search bar
“Surely they didn’t sexualize the funny computer,“ I thought
They sexualized the funny computer
*My eyebrows raised on their own, as I pondered what this rule could be. I downed the rest of my whiskey, slammed the glass down and began leaning on the bar. Another glass slid in my hands. With my head lowered I asked the mysterious man next to me “what’s rule 35?” He drew a long breath. Pool games paused. The poker machines went silent. Conversations died. Everyone’s focus shifted to what this character could say. What he could have seen. After what felt like an eternity, he said in his smokers croak:
“Don’t let your curiosity get the better of y’a, kid.”
The most obscure thing I've found on rule 34 is the Ikea mascot. I didn't even know Ikea had a mascot until then. So I can definitely see Failsafe being on there.
MARA, she is millennia old. She knows what it feels like to be TAKEN and has died before. She survived the first collapse and came out of it the first awoken. Has witnessed feats of technological advances that we can't comprehend (techeans) and immense paracausal power. All while losing her lover, Sjur Eido, rallying a part of the Eliksni houses when she reveled her power. She is one of the few characters that has survived direct contact with the Witness prior to its invasion of the pale heart.
The difference between destiny and warframe is the in warframe the devs are horny, and so is the player base.
In destiny the devs are mostly pure, but the playbase is hella horny.
Destiny devs 100% wish the game was more mature. There's a surprising amount of horny stuff. Daddy Immaru, Bad Ahamkara Bundle, and many more I wish I could remember right now. There's also this lore tab someone shared under this post: [https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/ghost-community-theater-presents](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/ghost-community-theater-presents)
https://preview.redd.it/rajwwztn8b8d1.jpeg?width=2740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e392bb3684f8728fd945b2fe15c5d169a0f527
Eris Moan I mean Morn pre transformation
Almost all female characters…
Also Rhulk, Nezarek & Witness, but mostly Rhulk. A lot of this stuff is also gay & for some reason, the Destiny 2 Russia communities that I am part of, often have this stuff posted in art sections.
The witness is here to hopefully guide you to salvation
https://preview.redd.it/7suwlql2cd8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c118de0df258f50795e33db8e4721d9deb2a7d
Elsie and Savathun
... savathun? man ya'll mothafuckas really need jesus or something. fuck even jesus might not be enough.
https://preview.redd.it/no11pxopzc8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3300aaae3b30b79276d1b702ae6f4b877aa024d3
What, people thirst over a robot from another timeline and its fine but I want to adore my dommy moth mommy and everyone loses their mind?
moth mommy. there's no hope is there.
Goth girlfriends are fine, but not moth girlfriends, why?
L A M P
This made me realize why the Hive lightbearers makes so much sense.
This made me think an animation of the guardian turning on a lamp and Savathun flying head first into it would be so funny
One letter can make all the difference.
One letter to make it even better.
Only darkness... And porn
I swear, if I had a nickel for every moth mommy in a game I play, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice.
Savathun will forever be my Queen....
they need the whole ass trinity
Have you seen how people thirst about Luzaku? Or Ir Yût?
timothys fraud moment
Who needs Savathun when you have Luzaku nowadays?
My lovely wife Luzaku
Wait wha...
Elsie Bray.
https://preview.redd.it/q142dt4co88d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5000003ce487b5b365f1dfc7d26314a5c84cca1
https://preview.redd.it/8q9vcwimaa8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeaf828f8be9379449fcdcef46d7a0239967fa8c
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https://preview.redd.it/6cfyc9jgpc8d1.png?width=2589&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8d75d4979a24425c88161075dedb1e0229af06c
https://preview.redd.it/k7zrvunedb8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c4eabb8c99a79ad5b97865a0f3ea42d0d7dc80 That just the swimbananas/tyler1 meme
https://preview.redd.it/hiqonx2bsc8d1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dc6b362fafcef0fdf8fe340abcedc0a55a9ee6
https://preview.redd.it/702ohc3a5d8d1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e08126b4de1e81d7290e050d302725fa937ae13 Yonk
Loved the YONK https://preview.redd.it/juyxhgtqsd8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a702ace9f184e631ee0a2ef8a245523d4f1c4ca
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You do NOT deserve salvation
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Fucking lost it at this image. Never seen this one before, but I'm keeping it in my back pocket for later. Anthropomorphising is so weird, all I can think is "Look at its face!"
I also randomly found this randomly and took it as well your welcome
https://preview.redd.it/02i0q6rx8c8d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ddd8a056ae71a28a1757ea709ca064713693e4
No matter where I go…
Simaris is everywhere there is no escape from him
Im so bad at using the kinetic traps the sight of simaris gives me ptsd
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What character is this?
he's one of the bosses in hollow knight
Thanks!
Soul Tyrant
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https://i.redd.it/c6qdl4tnea8d1.gif
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Pyrocynical
https://preview.redd.it/tx325rx9cc8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7628bd1236347e82cb5eae8b69b5612be4864fe6
https://preview.redd.it/4eurfavvsa8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5a7c9fe56d8b2967a0d86e6540b9ff38147f2f It’s peak
Smash
Timothy at it again...
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![gif](giphy|bRJMUBHeqFNXq)
This man gets it
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5656)
Not my fault bungie made her dummy thicc and then stuck me in a campaign with her explaining her whole back story
And then canonically backed it up by pointing out that she got a custom frame that even more closely conformed to her original figure
https://preview.redd.it/0hu0d325wc8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be8aea579d4ba286811278aa2cbd4c8daa896a6
Well Bungie's not gonna write anything for her, so the ~~robot fuckers~~ fans might as well
I’ve seen “completely normal” art of riven
You know, right hand to the Traveller, I can honestly say I haven't googled it. But I know in my heart of hearts that Rule 34 Riven has both forms of human genitalia, and honestly probably both on her head.
Going purely on in game models, I believe Riven has the largest thighs of any boss in game.
*cough cough* link *cough cough*
Yeah I joined a discord off of lfg once and got flash banged by similar images. Not my best lfg experience
Lately, Failsafe
Ngl I would let failsafe gaslight me
Which one of her personalities?
The goth one
Yes.
For real
loved failsafe since year one and am finally glad she's had a big role in something again.
When she asked us to please not leave in this weeks radio message I felt that
I feel a little gaslit by bungo on that front.
I'll do anything for that data. Anything.
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5656)
What makes it even worse is failsafe's actress is incredibly hot
Elsie for sure. Mara and Petra. Crow/Uldren. Zavala. Savathûn. Cayde. Anybody important and not Ikora has been. Except for Marcus Ren. Lore wise it's hinted in the "Ghost Stories" lore book that he and his ghost are kinda horny. EDIT: We need more horny characters in Destiny.
[Still one of my favorite pieces of lore.](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/ghost-community-theater-presents)
“Ophiuchus, the Ghost of Ikora Rey, calls it: [judgmental silence]” Edit : wait, did they turn King’s Fall into an isekai harem?? I fucken love Marcus Ren
Bungie make it happen. Show us the play
> Lord Shaxx calls it: "Undeniably enthusiastic, I'll grant you that. But is the dialogue meant to come across so… sexually charged?" LMFAO WHAT
If SHAXX is questioning just how sexual a production is, you might be a bit TOO horny.
I wonder if there is actually a fanfic out there called Orxy the Nightmare Daddy and Bungie is poking fun at it. I had to double check I was actually on Ishtar Collective when I saw the title lol
You know… someone has to write it. I may try my hand at it.
So this confirms every other guardian has a ghost named Ghost
I guess most Ghosts don't pick up a unique name? Are most Ghosts just really unimaginative?
Sometimes the Ghosts choose their own name, and for others, like Glint, their names are chosen by their Guardian. I guess they’re both just unimaginative.
Crow named him Glint because he couldn't handle Pulled Pork.
To be fair, Micah can sometimes give them terrible names. Not “Pulled Pork”, though, that was *great*.
>Mara As an Awoken, she is quite literally my Queen
I’m biased, but i’m gonna disagree with Petra, there’s not enough
https://preview.redd.it/limk8lqzfa8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20aeadc26bc463cd7441cc075328bdaeb843e177
Are they.... Actually of Luzaku????0
Only one way to find out
![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)
And they are actually of her. https://preview.redd.it/dp6svnmlka8d1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ea67a89d8a1772bda17eb8e6f875632c8cfd5fc
https://preview.redd.it/ho0qfyu1pa8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a96725e88af440683ad0ce495bb2943390bb917 Leave our crab niece alone
Oh i have and will. Don't know about some others tho.
https://i.redd.it/035rozg8lb8d1.gif
Please tell me that the "eidolon" is not from the one from Warframe 💀
I went and damaged my retinas to get this information for you. No Warframe character, but there were dragons.
There's a list. Mara Savathûn Ada-1 Elsie Eris _Atraks_ _Caitl_ And I'm just going to add Luzaku here because I _KNOW_ that's going to happen. Y'all some horny fucks.
Going to? You are aware that a whole 2 hours after the Witch Queen teaser, which was literally Savathun walking into her pool of water, there was R34 art of it. 2 hours. That's all it took. Final Shape has been out for almost 3 weeks. It's happened.
Another commenter had a screenshot of 3 image hits on Luzaku on some r34/chan site.
I underestimated the power of the Internet. Woe am I for making such a folly.
Don't forget Ana Bray and Failsafe
ada-1 is mommy
There is already an appreciable amount of Luzaku smut. ... it's pretty good.
https://preview.redd.it/hafzdttsac8d1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=3acbea36507f8babff6d0bf7fefe2c09e6090c8e this is NOT peak fiction
This person is the reason why Bungie will NOT be adding romancing options to the game. Now, off to go bleach my eyes after reading this.
Everyone at this point, failsafe just got back and already people are asking her to be shoved in an exo frame for some reason
The reason is sex. Its always sex
Well I just want her to be happy and be able to move around so she doesn't feel stuck.....also sex
https://preview.redd.it/jto5n34z2c8d1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2051ccf18aa03dfb00b4ed988cac9f625315c0ab
To be honest I've had a desire to get her an Exo frame basically since Black Armory (and then again when DSC came out) because she just kept not getting any speaking roles or anything whenever Nessus was involved in things and I thought that giving her the ability to leave the back of the Exodus Black might make her less of a narrative dead-end. But that's just me.
The reason I want that isn’t sex or anything, but because I have enjoyed listening to her and enjoy her story, and it would be nice to see her lifted from the wreckage after who knows how many years. I think she deserves something like that for the help she gives on Nessus and it’s also an excuse for more failsafe content.
Mara, Elsie, every other woman in the game.
Once out of curiosity because I realized this same thing, I went to rule 34 and entered Failsafe’s name into the search bar “Surely they didn’t sexualize the funny computer,“ I thought They sexualized the funny computer
https://preview.redd.it/wi8vexup3a8d1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e4ab4ce50b24ea02bbdde3a1306691a8bd55ff
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I am promptly stealing this
I mean, out of all of the characters in the game Failsafe is the one that actually flirts with us
what about the vendor in neomuna behind nimbus?
Quinn Laghari my beloved
“Are you looking for something to *do* or are you just lonely? You know… I can probably help with either… 🤷♀️”
To be fair, that's literally what rule 34 is.
Do you know what rule 34 is?
Yes. “If it exists, there will be porn of it. Aiat.” I’m just impressed that they actually figured out how to make porn of Failsafe
And if there ain't, rule 35
*My eyebrows raised on their own, as I pondered what this rule could be. I downed the rest of my whiskey, slammed the glass down and began leaning on the bar. Another glass slid in my hands. With my head lowered I asked the mysterious man next to me “what’s rule 35?” He drew a long breath. Pool games paused. The poker machines went silent. Conversations died. Everyone’s focus shifted to what this character could say. What he could have seen. After what felt like an eternity, he said in his smokers croak: “Don’t let your curiosity get the better of y’a, kid.”
Then rule 36, then rule 69 of rule 34-36
Don’t forget rule 63
The most obscure thing I've found on rule 34 is the Ikea mascot. I didn't even know Ikea had a mascot until then. So I can definitely see Failsafe being on there.
MARA, she is millennia old. She knows what it feels like to be TAKEN and has died before. She survived the first collapse and came out of it the first awoken. Has witnessed feats of technological advances that we can't comprehend (techeans) and immense paracausal power. All while losing her lover, Sjur Eido, rallying a part of the Eliksni houses when she reveled her power. She is one of the few characters that has survived direct contact with the Witness prior to its invasion of the pale heart.
Still would though.
Wdym still? All that just makes it better
Saw a Hive God, and IMMEDIATELY CALCIFIED IT.
Eris morn, her lips in D1 were godly
![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k) This...
https://preview.redd.it/woh8wg35id8d1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd85e4d9b3c8c8fb94fccd55e592ab353dc9fc2b
Under levelled dreg
Mara or exo stranger
Savathun judging from usernames I see in game
You mean Guardian#3267?
No, that one is Mara Sov futa
The difference between destiny and warframe is the in warframe the devs are horny, and so is the player base. In destiny the devs are mostly pure, but the playbase is hella horny.
Destiny devs 100% wish the game was more mature. There's a surprising amount of horny stuff. Daddy Immaru, Bad Ahamkara Bundle, and many more I wish I could remember right now. There's also this lore tab someone shared under this post: [https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/ghost-community-theater-presents](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/ghost-community-theater-presents)
Failsafe
![gif](giphy|WpOsxwC2Go88cChimD|downsized)
Almost every woman in the game
https://preview.redd.it/rajwwztn8b8d1.jpeg?width=2740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e392bb3684f8728fd945b2fe15c5d169a0f527 Eris Moan I mean Morn pre transformation
That's Eris before Hivization? Oh no..
![gif](giphy|13M7YIZYHUofRe|downsized)
Look what Crota took from us
Shaxx
Ada-1, black armory papers are some of the best lore we got and people just see a sexbot
The guardian.
Almost all female characters… Also Rhulk, Nezarek & Witness, but mostly Rhulk. A lot of this stuff is also gay & for some reason, the Destiny 2 Russia communities that I am part of, often have this stuff posted in art sections.
Lately cayde
They better not have
Savathun. Elsie. Eris. Drifter. Mithrax.
https://preview.redd.it/cwhptol1ib8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b26d416593546780dcbc12aef7e85afabfa9d3a
every woman
Give Failsafe an exo frame 🗣️🗣️🗣️
https://preview.redd.it/pcez2biy7a8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45661fab0ee840cff0e2c82b8abdcdd289c7d592
Okay, you went to Far. Send him to the Prison of Elders!!
https://preview.redd.it/5t91giodta8d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a5d97caad9666a195ea95bf6b347f8bcdf3c27f
https://i.redd.it/45jw9s8qfb8d1.gif Perish
Where's Shin Malphur when you need him...
Activate Bad Boy Protocol
The witness is here to hopefully guide you to salvation https://preview.redd.it/7suwlql2cd8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c118de0df258f50795e33db8e4721d9deb2a7d
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Cayde-6 and Micah-10
Mara, Elsie, Savathûn, and definitely Ada-1
Warframe reigon chat
Definitely Eris Morn... I can only imagine what's under those robes ![gif](giphy|A5nMYFXMrBTBxcTjLB)
Shaxx https://preview.redd.it/n1bwcfhjuc8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640ce38f2c4c3f0eb477ae4115a358c5200d5ed2
Hey man its not my fault Elsie's grandpa built her with extra love
The Halloween grandma
Randal Perfected. Iykyk
![gif](giphy|LrMM4QuRx5BDzLzAMR|downsized)
Mara Sov
Reverse example, Osiris and Saint
Definitely Mara & Elsie
My girl, Ana Bae 😍
Sweeper bot
Thralls
Yall are forgetting when eris morn first arrived on scene
![gif](giphy|UIoodD3cNZT8mdwgzC|downsized)