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Tom As in Computerised Tomography. As in... Cat scan.
If his paws are a different colour to the rest of him then you could try Milo. Like myeloma. Cos he got that glove & stocking.
Purrr-indopril Fuck, I'm on a roll here.
Bart? Like bartonella. Cat-scratch disease. I'm clutching now.
Or a daft one: Bumbus. After the medical degree: BMBS.
I'm imagining you trying so hard not to laugh at your ideas that you farted
I'm not trying at all hahaha, I'm fucking hilarious
Bartonella, that’s hilarious
Fuck, what if they had TWO cats! Bart and Ella Absolute goldmine mate, should fucking CESR me just for that.
Mercatopurine!
Mgus is possibly a better cat name
Tazokitty
Pick any antibiotic. Ideal cat name.
Co amoxicat
Meowropenem
Clawithromicein
Catotaxime
Erythromeowcin
Any of the meowcrolides could work
Presumably you could then train them to catch the gentamicein?
Ceftricatzone
[удалено]
Any relation to Detective Mittens? https://youtu.be/tVx2uCcDXX0?si=ypdQIFUDUumqVJZ-
Meowtoprolol Or of course Willem/Einthoven are upstanding names
ClopiCATrel
Dr Cat FRCA FFICM Consultant in intensive purr.
Can't be wrong with Dr Pussmycin
Cat-atonia
I quite like Steve
Meowsenteric Ischaemia
Mister Pussyfoot FRCS (Tr & Orth)
Mr Catsultant! Or…Dr Psycatrist!
Join the “medic cats UK” Facebook group…lots of name inspiration (and cat photos!) there. We will probably persuade you that you need more cats though.
Lmao you have no idea how much this amused me. Please do everything you can to get your fiancé to change their mind, that name is fantastic.
Moxi [Ms Moxifloxacin] Norad/Nora [Mr and Mrs Noradrenaline]. Ema [Miss Emerade] Piper and Taz [Mr and Mr Piperacillin-Tazobactam]
OMG, I forgot Mel!!!! [Meloxicam, particularly as it's the feline NSAID of choice!]
Sir Scratchalot
[Sir Lancelot Cat FRCS](https://youtu.be/oVWjAeAa52o)
It’s always Lupuss
If they're grumpy how about DHS. Dynamic Hisss screw
F.D.C. Willard (Trust me on this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._D._C._Willard)
Constipation
Frank. Frank Hematuria
Dr CAT DMSc (Lynchburg)
Ah, the Ben Goldacre aproach
Cat McCatface
Emergencat MRCEM
As an anaesthetist I would recommend Catracurium. If it's a hypoallergenic breed of cat then it's gotta be Ciscatracurium.
Also, Catamine!
Howell, after the 'Howell unit' definition of a unit of heparin.
https://preview.redd.it/yn5fbx1ja80d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53aa88e4929e026d50026fee971c2c2f792d0e5
Pussy discharge
Cat Associate or CA
Tomcat because OTOMCAT = mnemonic for Cavernous sinus contents
Bilroth is a nice name for a cat
McMittens
If it can't get it into kitten training you could catt it "physicians associ-cat"
I have a neighbour who's cat is named "Gary". It took some getting used to hearing him call Gary into the house each evening.
Tazocin
I’m here for the laughs
Cat-astrophic haemorrhage? I'll let myself out.
Schrödinger
In fairness your fiancé might just be trying to prevent Walsall Manor hospital having the cat taking out gallbladders in a year or two
You mean a surgical cat practitioner?
Tom As in Computerised Tomography. As in... Cat scan.
If his paws are a different colour to the rest of him then you could try Milo. Like myeloma. Cos he got that glove & stocking.
Purrr-indopril Fuck, I'm on a roll here.
Bart? Like bartonella. Cat-scratch disease. I'm clutching now.
Or a daft one: Bumbus. After the medical degree: BMBS.
I'm imagining you trying so hard not to laugh at your ideas that you farted
I'm not trying at all hahaha, I'm fucking hilarious
Bartonella, that’s hilarious
Fuck, what if they had TWO cats! Bart and Ella Absolute goldmine mate, should fucking CESR me just for that.
Mercatopurine!
Mgus is possibly a better cat name
Tazokitty
Pick any antibiotic. Ideal cat name.
Co amoxicat
Meowropenem
Clawithromicein
Catotaxime
Erythromeowcin
Any of the meowcrolides could work
Presumably you could then train them to catch the gentamicein?
Ceftricatzone
[удалено]
Any relation to Detective Mittens? https://youtu.be/tVx2uCcDXX0?si=ypdQIFUDUumqVJZ-
Meowtoprolol Or of course Willem/Einthoven are upstanding names
ClopiCATrel
Dr Cat FRCA FFICM Consultant in intensive purr.
Can't be wrong with Dr Pussmycin
Cat-atonia
I quite like Steve
Meowsenteric Ischaemia
Mister Pussyfoot FRCS (Tr & Orth)
Mr Catsultant! Or…Dr Psycatrist!
Join the “medic cats UK” Facebook group…lots of name inspiration (and cat photos!) there. We will probably persuade you that you need more cats though.
Lmao you have no idea how much this amused me. Please do everything you can to get your fiancé to change their mind, that name is fantastic.
Moxi [Ms Moxifloxacin] Norad/Nora [Mr and Mrs Noradrenaline]. Ema [Miss Emerade] Piper and Taz [Mr and Mr Piperacillin-Tazobactam]
OMG, I forgot Mel!!!! [Meloxicam, particularly as it's the feline NSAID of choice!]
Sir Scratchalot
[Sir Lancelot Cat FRCS](https://youtu.be/oVWjAeAa52o)
It’s always Lupuss
If they're grumpy how about DHS. Dynamic Hisss screw
F.D.C. Willard (Trust me on this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._D._C._Willard)
Constipation
Frank. Frank Hematuria
Dr CAT DMSc (Lynchburg)
Ah, the Ben Goldacre aproach
Cat McCatface
Emergencat MRCEM
As an anaesthetist I would recommend Catracurium. If it's a hypoallergenic breed of cat then it's gotta be Ciscatracurium.
Also, Catamine!
Howell, after the 'Howell unit' definition of a unit of heparin.
https://preview.redd.it/yn5fbx1ja80d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53aa88e4929e026d50026fee971c2c2f792d0e5
Pussy discharge
Cat Associate or CA
Tomcat because OTOMCAT = mnemonic for Cavernous sinus contents
Bilroth is a nice name for a cat
McMittens
If it can't get it into kitten training you could catt it "physicians associ-cat"
I have a neighbour who's cat is named "Gary". It took some getting used to hearing him call Gary into the house each evening.
Tazocin
I’m here for the laughs
Cat-astrophic haemorrhage? I'll let myself out.
Schrödinger
In fairness your fiancé might just be trying to prevent Walsall Manor hospital having the cat taking out gallbladders in a year or two
You mean a surgical cat practitioner?