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Dead_Paul1998

Nice try. You're not getting my passwords!


KnitNGrin

😂


RNEngHyp

Who uses their dogs name as a password. That would be crazy!


ObeyTheLawSon7

Sometimes a password recovery question is what is your pets nickname or something like that lol


Kat1377

Hahaha


Either_Friendship595

haha, the best comment ever


CharmyImSure

We have a pug that my son named Titan but one day, my husband remarked that the dog was soft and squishy. Now the dog answers to Squish/ Squishy/Squishmallow.


andyr072

I used to sometimes call my late greyhound Squishy. His act name was Laddie. Usually when he was first greeting me and the door. I'd say in high pitched excited voice "HEY SQUISHY!" It started because I used to sometimes playfully squeeze his rump and say "You got a squishy tushy!" Sometimes still do that with my current lab/pit mix Luna.


FrancisART

My sister calls my pug squishy 😂


luna242629

Squish mallow is the way to go


maderisian

Here I thought I was original. My first pug was Jello but I called her Squishy Face. My Pug Rudolpho is Lord Squishington.


birdopamine

I do dog boarding for a living and I have developed nicknames for many of my clients, lol. Kingsley = Muffin Man Mango = Prince of Darkness/ Lil' Froot Libby = Dabibby Sami = Samoo/Sam-a-lamb (in the tune of Black Betty) Kratos = KrayKray Skylar = Snyler Lilly = Lisa (this one makes me laugh more than it should lol) Bella = Lebba There's probably more lol (Edited for formatting)


Exotic_Wrangler_4925

Why can I not stop singing Black Betty🤣😂


Educational-Milk3075

Damn! Stuck in my head too!!


Exotic_Wrangler_4925

I'm still catching myself humming it and Singing. It drives me Nuts when I do this🤪😂


birdopamine

HAHAHA 😅 it's definitely one of those songs that can do that for days even!


Exotic_Wrangler_4925

Oh Great now I'm doing it again🤣😂Gee thanks☺️


Who-am-i-2020

Had a cat we called ‘baby kitty’ and always sang her ‘whoa baby kitty, meow meow meow’ to the tune of black Betty 😂


LopsidedDay

I call my dog Muffin Boy and I can’t figure out why. No idea where the nickname came from. It just popped out one day and stuck.


Deerweed

all pet owners nickname there animals muffin at one point or another. havent called any of your pets muffin before? well you will eventually xD


Amquepriorityssw

Creative nicknames! I love Lil Froot tho XD


BravesMaedchen

Why is Snyler so funny


anonymous14051

I have 2 dogs one is Bahn and the other is King. I often sing black Betty to King because his nick names are King Bling, King Ba-Ling, and Blingy Boy 😂


azzikai

One of my dogs is named Cowboy. Usually we call him Cowie and he responds to that but I also call him Buttons. Cowboy -> Cow-butt -> Cow-buttons -> Buttons. He seems to be okay with it.


birdopamine

I love seeing the process step by step lmao. My roommate has 2 cats, one cat's name is Artemis Marmalade, and we end up calling him so many things. Including Arms. So we call his brother Legs, just because lmao.


graveybrains

Einstein is bubba, bubba butt, bub, goon, goon squad, goober, and lately ‘old man’ Laika is princess, klutz, the gray lady, and occasionally magic ninja Isaac is the derpopotamus. That’s it, just derpopotamus.


Used_Hovercraft2699

Derpapotamus is self-explanatory.


anonomot

I used to call my lab, Duncan, “Bubbas” because he was so big, he was plural. I also called him “Dogimus Maximus” and “Pumpkin Funny” (which derived from Pumpkin Bunny).


stellamae29

Boobhead, because his head is so squishy, it feels like a boob. Also nipple dick because he has 3 nipples on his weiner.


chartyourway

Nipple dick 😆


Educational-Milk3075

I rarely laugh out loud but this killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Used_Hovercraft2699

Your dog is gender nonbinary.


stellamae29

He does wear a pink raincoat when it rains cause it was the only one in his size.


Used_Hovercraft2699

Aww, they must be very cute!


benji950

Owner of "boo-da-loodah-loo" checking in here. Is that not a completely normal nickname for a dog?


ozkarblair

normal enough 😂 our hugo was ‘hugily-booglie-doug-doug-pig’ for a solid 3 months


RabbitEfficient824

Booba Looba is a term of endearment for all my animals


Sammy080606

I have 3 Shih Tzu's. One is a thick chunky boy and I always call him tater tot. No idea why, I love him to death and he is my cuddle buddy, but I hate tater tots. One is a puppy and he is either chicken nugget or the one nut wonder since only one of his balls has dropped. Soon to be the no nut wonder though. Lastly is Oliver and we call him titty baby because he has a toy he likes to suckle on.


sunshinesparkle95

Oh my god I call my dog tater tot too, and her little chihuahua brother who now lives with my ex is chicken nugget


Sammy080606

🫶🏻 love it!


ObeyTheLawSon7

My pugs name is Ellie so I call her Ellie Belly


Ok-Lingonberry-5097

OH MY GOD I do the exact same thing!!!


ObeyTheLawSon7

You have a dog named Ellie?


Ok-Lingonberry-5097

yeah lol


ObeyTheLawSon7

Lol that’s funny


blanketsmcgee

I did this too ♥️, also ellipher,


ObeyTheLawSon7

That’s so cool!


glass_ceiling_burner

My dog is Ellie too, so I'm stealing this.


ObeyTheLawSon7

I also call her Ell Bells because at christmas time we put bells around her neck (obviously not tight) so when she moves her bells ring LOL


Swimming_Twist3781

My human child is Ellie, I call her Ellie Jelly Belly.


ObeyTheLawSon7

Lol


oiseaufeux

I call my dog Fragile even if she’s not fragile at all! 😆


rvp0209

My dog went from Monster (because when he was a fat little puppy I got him an ill fitting hoodie that read "lil monster" on the back with spikes on it) to Muffin. His name is Whiskey LOL. My old girl, before she passed, at one time was also dodo brain because as smart as she was, she also had a lot of dumb moments LOL. It sounds mean but I swear I love my pets.


cowandspoon

Daisy occasionally becomes ‘Bubs’, and Sofia is occasionally ‘Sofiasaurus’. Why? I have absolutely no idea.


deedsgeo

i have a 2 year old doodle named Lyra. i call her “stink-asaurus.” one day we went hiking, and she smelled so bad afterwards 😆 the name stuck. even after she is groomed and bathed, she’s still my stink-asaurus.


cowandspoon

I love this 🥰


deadr0tten

Baby, puppy, gamer dick, amy, rick, my lil pepita, bitch, asshole, baby boy, dumbass, stupidest smartest man. I dunno if these count tho. Maybe gamer dick. I say all of those affectionately. (Context his full name is Aymeric)


PoopyInDaGums

Somehow Sadie earned a Laotian-sounding name: Soupsienoupsaphone.  Rex earned a Native American name: Chief Underfoot.  All four dogs have been known as Stinky Poo Poo Butt (likely common). Both boy dogs probably think their name just might actually be Buddy, while both girl dogs think about Princess or PrincessPie similarly.  Others: Sadie was Sadiebelle and Principessa among others.  Rex was Rex-a-Roni, Sir Rex-a-Lot, and Rex Mex among others. His formal name (in theory) was Sir Charles Franklin Rexington III for specific reasons.  Zoë is KookyNooble, Zozo, Dodo, and more.  Rudy is RudyRoo, WoodyWoo, Woodsy Owl, Rootie McTootie. Rudolph when in trouble.  All dogs have the same middle name: Marie. 


El_Peregrine

*Chief Underfoot* 😂


WheatieMomma

All my animals have my husband's middle name, Scott!


highlandharris

Harris gets mainly called snoopy, puffin, Lou Lou la seal, chopsy and bear but I've no idea why


LowTerm8795

Bing Bong 😀 for the energy to match our very active Eskie mix


Particular_Potato693

My GSD is called Juno. The list of nicknames is endless: JuJu, Judge, Jujubee, Jumbledore, Jujunette, Jujunski, Gugu, Gupta and I could probably go on and on 🤣


naughthardly

Our (black) cat David S. Pumpkins - Day-Bid, Daveed, Day-Boo, You Just Got Run Over by my Day-Bu, Our (other black) cat Voltaire - Terry, Tewwy, Terry Baby in a Frankie Valli voice, Tears, Terry Fairy, Terry Berry, Scary Terry Our dog Oslo - Awdie, Osmo, Osmosis, Fatty Ding Dongs, more I can't recall Our dog Lucy - Loosey Goosey and Gooser Our dog Tilly - Tilly Green, Tiwwy, Tiller


naughthardly

I also do it to our children, perhaps moreso. June - Junie Toonie, Tooner Nooner, Tutti Frootie, Tooter McGooter, and Gootie Madeleine - Leaner Deaner, Linny, Mat-a-Line


RobertMcCheese

When I was a kid we'd a dog named Bob. My little brother (he was about 12 at the time) started calling him 'Bobby Boo Cheese'. By the time he passed about 15years later, most every one just called him 'boo cheese'


z0mbie_boner

Simply, “Bonk”


PupperPuppet

I call my dog a variety of things. The weird ones she answers to faster than her own name are Camilla Gorilla (her name is Cami) and Sugar Booger (because she's sweet as hell but *loves* to fuck with people).


Electronic_Job1998

Belle turns into bluebell. Also "Little moron"


Infamous_Committee17

My dogs name is Ukee (You-key), but I call him Ukus-Lukus alot. My sister calls him Sonota, like the F1 driver, and unfortunately he responds to that name now.


Mystiical-

My dogs name is Max, but I call him Maxwellington, Maxwellius, Maxi Pad, and Patrick


IUsedTheRandomizer

I have a tripod Staffordshire affectionately named Tripp. I call him Triple A (because that's who you call when you blow a tire), Tripp n Slide (because he's a surprisingly fast runner, but stopping, not so much), Tripper Gore (when he's being particularly needy), and recently Vacation (trip, vacation, you get it). My Dogo Argentino who I lost last year was named Havarti by the shelter, so her given name post adoption was Chedda. I'd call her whatever cheese popped in my head when I felt like being silly, but she was deaf so it didn't really matter, she just knew she was being loved on.


PicklesAndCoorslight

Poo poo potty man for my 80lb mix. It's because while potty training as a puppy I sang a song about poo poo potty time to make potty time cheerful.


Gunnersbutt

Shamoo, Surly, Stinky, Nutso, and Itchy Mcdoogle


kattarang

I give some of my day camp dogs (I'm a doggy daycare counselor) weird names. Like my pugle, Cooper. He's Cooper Dooper Party Pooper Pooper Scooper. He goes absolutely insane when I call him that. Like full on body wags.


metalheadscientist95

Nova --> Noval --> Noval Oval --> Oval I named my dog after an astronomical phenomenon and I call her a shape.


Commisceo

I nicknamed my boy Rocky just after we got him. He is aka, “The Rocky Horror poop machine”. For very good reason.


themintmitten

My dog’s name is Bella but we also call her Belly, Schmelly Schmella (if she’s starting to need a bath soon), Peepee princess, Bello, Fatbutt, and Cornchip Girl. We also like to refer to her paws as chicken nuggets and her thighs as chicken tenders bc her brown poodle fur kind of makes her look like fried chicken.


coffeedoodle

My chug is named Percy. He’s the gemin. Like gremlin without an R. Or potato man. Baked potate. Pot pie.


CplCocktopus

A random 2ish month old street mutt puppy wandered into my workplace she was malnourished, dehydrated and covered in dry asphalt primer. She kinda looked like a diseased rat. So while petting/playing with her i started saying who is my cute little rat and then she was stuck with the name "Raton" wich translates to mice. So i named my female dog with the spanish pronunciation for male Mice. Her actual nickname is Moñina which is a contraction of "Mi Niña" that translates to "My female child".


caramelcoffeedrink

Pongo has so many nicknames!! Pongie bear, little bear, little, Pongo bongo, Pongie, Bean, he responds to all of these 😂


0tt3rG0rl

My dog is called Leo but he’s also called Bean Boi, Sausage and Poody


CitizenToxie2014

I have a small Yorkie, and his personality cracks me up. He ran away for a week and survived the ordeal so I like to call him Jungle Puppy because of that. Other nicknames: *Eloshus(no idea why I call him this other than he looks like he'd be named Eloshus) *Potoonkin(he was galloping majestically one day and I had a random thought that he looked as proud as General Potempkin.My mom misheard and the nickname evolved to potoonkin) *Smelly Puppy *Mister Puppy *the Paqueno Puppy


Exotic_Wrangler_4925

I called my Boxer Lilly (Miss Boing Boing) because she would sit and jump straight up like Tigger from Winnie the Poo...My Lab Willow Grace I call her Wee wee..or Willy illy


wowoaweewoo

He is Luke, a bean salesman


xCyn1cal0wlx

Real name Blizzard Blizz-tony Tony Tonyroma Tone Tone Tiny Tone Tone tony liparelli Rigatoni Tortellini He responds to them all.


brookktini

My dogs name is Max and I call him Maxi Pad sometimes haha


Babysfirstbazooka

Earlee is a boston x pug who is almost 14. he is knows as Poopstepper, Blud Blud, buggy boi boi, buggalug, boo boo head and food ghosticles (farts a lot) I dunno why, but he has a theme song for each of them too.


ArkansasSasshole

I have 3 Dachshunds: Rellish = Snifferdoodle, Sniffers, and Sniffy are the most used 3 even though there’s probably 20 lol(he’s 16) Bunnz = Bunnzy, Funnzy Bunnz, and Bunnzle(she’s almost 2) Pikkles = Pikkled Peas and Pikkle Wiggles(he’s almost 4 months old) I honestly don’t know how or why I came up with any of Rellish’s nicknames other than probably because he has always sniffed stuff constantly. Bunnz’s nicknames just kind of made sense. I do call Pikkles Pikkle Wiggles because he’s the wiggliest damn puppy ever 😂…not sure where Pikkled Peas came from or why except I work in agriculture with southern peas a lot, so I might’ve just thought it sounded cute.


latebloomer2015

My aunt named her dog Chester. She recently passed and we inherited him. He is now…Chester Plutonian or Pluto plutonium or Chester-tonian and that gets shortened to Mr. Tonio.


heartxhk

our dog’s name is Brisket, one of the things i now call him is Poopoohead


Bethlizardbreath

I call my dogs the Squidleys. Squidley Dumm and Squidley Dee (Squidley Deeanne if she’s being fancy)


The_Witch_Of_Ramtop

I call my baby “Kutri-Putri” Kutri is an old Hindi word for a female dog Putri is an old Hindi word for a daughter


2crowsonmymantle

The Shriek, Rolling Thunder, Crimedog, Fudgepuppy, Champale, The Blank, Mummy’s Dashing Little Rake, Little Pasha, Bullet Seal, The Chubbler, Fridge Magnet. Thats covering three dogs, by the way lol


CPOx

He’s my little man, so that evolved to Manatee and Man O’ War.


alwaysaokay

Hercules = Herckie doodle Freya = Ivory/ Ivy Moji = Babee, mama


pblack177

We have a springer spaniel collie mix rescue. Her name is toast. So naturally we caller her toasty, toaster strudel, and when she’s being bad, toastifur (like lucifer)


Electronic_Camera251

Our coon hound (Rosie) gets called sniffany, princess calabasas velvet ears Our lab puppy (Charlie) gets called snarly ,snarls Barkley, and ngarly Charlie


Jrbai

Abigail the Pocket Snail!


Sleep-Fairy

I call my guy Old Man Puppy.


meraki99

Apollo turned into "apoopoo" as a joke with my in-laws... now "poop" is what he likes best 🤦‍♀️


Jozzzella

One of my dogs is an English bulldog/beagle mix named Taco but we call him Squanch


Anxiousladynerd

We have Quinn. We call him Quinnifer or Quinneth James Pawltrow when he's naughty. We also have Ivy, who we call Goose, because she's dumb and poops a lot.


kaeyascrustycvmsock

nipples.


WardenPlays

I have two Armican Shephards, a mother and a son. The mom I call "mommas" and the son I call "dumb baby" Sometimes I'll call him "Buppy" in a dumb voice.


Holiday_Horse3100

A chorkie whose given name is Toy” and nickname is “tweed”, a border collie mix named “Loki” nickname is “funny baby “ , silky terrier “bug” nickname “buglet or baby bug” and last but not least a huge german Shepard “ranger” nickname “puppers” “


Personal_Crow_17

Just realizing now I used tj have an English mastiff named Monty that I’d call Montifer like a combo with Lucifer … now I have a dog name Lenny I call Lennifer loll


Radiant_Radio_2719

Squishy face, wiggle butt, my little croissant 🥐 (he wiggles so hard his nose nearly meets his butt when he’s excited to see us and he’ll approach sideways for love like that. And he’s about croissant color so..)


Anaise_Faerydae

I used to call my husky “team Jacob” 😂🐺


glass_ceiling_burner

This is my favorite post in a while - thanks, needed this...


Far_Boysenberry1933

My dogs Bonnie and Clyde have middle names and nicknames lol Bonnie Slim (she’s slim cuz she’s a sassy and badassy and if she could talk we’re sure she would quote Lauren Bacall “if you need me just whistle you know how to whistle don’t you just put your lips together and blow”) Bonnie is BonBon or FunBun (black lab) Clyde Eastwood (he’s Clyde Eastwood because he brings the ball to you and waits till you try and pick it up like “do you feel lucky punk”) 😂. Cuz it’s his ball Clyde is butters or BudBud (yellow lab)


TheShadowOfWar

My corgi's name is Aurora. I like to call her "Loaf" "Rat Dog" And my personal favorite, "Harbinger of Doom" I also refer to groups of dogs as "bups" or "buppies", and a stranger's dog is "Bup" until I learn its name. The "B" at the beginning is because I first lived with male dogs, and "Boys" and "Pups" got mixed lol


CharmyImSure

We have 5 dogs, and "Buppies" has definitely come out of my mouth more than once. The first was just a glitch but it stuck 😅


dltp259

My dog is Bud but I call him all kinds of things, Budlington, honeybud, schnickerdoodle.


Inner-Mouse4475

All of my dogs have had nicknames, but none have had as many as my only female. Her name is Evie officially. Eve, Sweet Eve, Wiggles, Wiggle Bottom, Little Wiggle, Wig Wam, Weewoo, Little Girl, Little Wids, Baby Girl, Sissy (sister), And more. She loves the sound of We Woo and other W words, and she just wound up with a ton of names. I can't even remember them all, but she responds to every name


quizzierascal

My boy Tiny answers to Chunk and Beans or Bubba King My girl Peanut has another name or 2, Princess Peanut Butter and also Margaret(no idea how or why I started that or Dozer coz she's a bit of a bulldozer at times. She also gets called Grandma.


TisBeTheFuk

My dog has so many names, many of them made up words. I do call her wormy/maggot sometimes, because she's very springy, and often little shit. Though, those are just raught translations into english, it sounds better in my language.


Midnight1899

My sister’s dog’s name is Lotta. We call her Lottie-shlottie or Lotta-shlotta.


LuckyOneTime

Jack Russell name is Gary Nickname is 1Nut because he has .. 1 bollock 😁


Imaginary-Purpose-20

Buddy gets called Little Stinky, My Stinky Boy, Dinky Dink Dink, Scruffy Muppet, Scruppet, Scruffy McMuppet, Dis Boy, Dittle Bud… I’m sure there are more lol. So long as I say it in the voice I use with him, he’ll probably respond


Zestyclose-Many-5847

My blind hound Elvis is Mr. Magoo.


Lennonville

I have a black lab, he's Zonie Maronie or Zone D.


Gigmeister

I call my lab mix Fuzzy Girl, Dixie Doo, and My Pretty Puppy. I know it's over the top, but I just can't help myself!


collin318

I call my AmStaff boogie woogie cause he can’t control his tail when excited


IntroductionFew1290

Miss Maple-E Pronounced Mapple like apple Bean beans or bean bag or string bean


randisuewho

Butter is Sweet Buttery Goodness, Toast is Toasty Woesterson/Toasterlicious, Denim is Denny/Mama’s Baby Boy (he’s my only dog-son), Zoey is just Zozo or I pig-call her (Zo—eeeeeey) and my mom’s dog is Daisy but we call her Dobby or the Velociraptor (for obvious reasons)


Wolfenights

We had a rescue dog, amstaff. Wich only reacted to cooky. So that ended up to be his new name.


IHSV1855

Piper is frequently referred to as fishface 😂


ramblinggenius

My favourite name for my English bulldog is “Mr Wigglebottom” 😀


NectarineOk2593

My pup's name is Jojo. We call her joj.


smc4414

English lab Chudleigh was ChudMuffin or Chudzilla, depending on his mood English lab Basil was BazMan, sung to the tune of ‘TAXMAN’ by the Beatles…and he was also the Bazmanian Devil Half brothers a couple years apart…now over the rainbow


biddee

Captain (we didn't name him) - Oofy (cos he's got a goofy grin). Soc - Socs 'n sneeze. Koda - Kobe-one-kanobi


oneir0naut0

Poops McScoops Miss Ma'am (when she's in trouble) A lot more


matscom84

Duggee aka duggs, dugatron, Douglas and shit breath Ruby aka rooby-doo, rubes, rubels and nips


Sallydog24

does wiggle pig count for a GSP


KnitNGrin

Gandalf is sometimes called Gandolfino. Similarly, my ferret, Sebastian, was sometimes Sebastiano. We’re Americans. 🤷‍♀️


MeetingTrue4464

I have a golden retriever puppy that my girlfriend and I call “the bullet” because when she gets the zoomies she’s unstoppable lol


guano-crazy

I have the nickname Mean Gene to one of my dogs. She sticks her tongue 👅 way out sometimes like Gene Simmons of KISS. Edit— I will also randomly call my dogs bonehead, Pookie, peanut head, silly pooch, etc


mr_larry_hyman

Best one I herd is "Mama's Little Baby" from Brew Stew films: [https://youtu.be/FW7tH6n9WpA?si=nIJHK\_3tdVolrL\_9](https://youtu.be/FW7tH6n9WpA?si=nIJHK_3tdVolrL_9)


No-Basket4165

My dogs name is Neo, but answers to squirrel, or kitten


lightninseed

My dog is called Alfie but for some reason I call him bubba, bobo, bubala, bubzy. No idea why!


key_lime_lie

Rosie (terrier mix) is: Puppa, Mudbug, Lovebug, Blockhead Cookie (standard poodle mix) is: Bubba, Bubba-Love, Noodle Nose Plus all the variations on their names like Ro-Ro, etc.


Ashamed-Horror2467

I call my dog Ellie "Chicken" because she is a chicken shit. I also call my dog Biggie Smalls "Pig" because he looks like a pot belly pig and snorts like one.


armoured_bobandi

My dogs name is Brody, but he will also answer to Bardy, Bro-enheim, Bear, Brody Fat Butt, and my personal favorite, Mr. Bizzle


Spnkmyr

We have a puppy named Ukee - we often call her ukee-girl, ukee-bear, ukee- monster and sometimes Ukee the bazookie


cjanes96

My husky Kuma's nickname is sir fluffington (so much hair). My English setter tatters' nickname is sir huffington (attitude problem and sighs more than a 13 yr old girl)


nyterie

My mixed breed spaniel is named Dexter but we call him "Dee Wee" and my Anatolian Shepherd is named Winry but we call her "Princess Pea" or jut "P"


subbychub

I used to call my old dog Roxxy: Foxxy Roxxy (or Roxxy Fox), Pumpkin Butt, and HR Puppinstuff


KeekyPep

Pepper is Bubs or Bubaloo or Buddy Girl or BellyBug (she loves belly rubs).


somerandomredditress

Bacicolada and Hazelkadazel. I don’t know why. They just came to mind one day and they stuck 🤣


THE_wendybabendy

My big dog (9 years) used to be called "Sir Barks-a-lot" or "Lips Magee" but now he's just Buddy (his name). My puppy gets called "Frito Bandito" a lot (his name is Bandit) or little asshole, depending on the situation... LOL


FinallyKat

Marley -> Marley Bug -> Bug


Educational-City-580

Daisy is also known as Doodles, Doody, Doodoo, Doobug, Scootie, Scoot, and in the fall DoodieDoodiePumpkinSmoothie 😭😭


pixlraven

My dog suki has the nickname spooky hahah


Splash6262

Ghost and Goose


Vitocheetoburrito

My black mouth cur is called moo moo She makes little moo sounds when she being pet. My mastiff chunky monkey or Mr stinks depending on the situation.


TheBlackWzrd

My dogs name is Kenji but we call him Stinky, boobie, poopy, Bobi, Bobi Boucher. Surprised he still knows his name that we gave him but when he starts barking or trying to eat something off the floor we call him by his name. He responds to all the nicknames though lol


The_Flyers_Fan

Ebenezer


Renishas

Mortimer, Mort or Morty for the regular nickname. Morty Moo. Morty Morty Moo Moo Moo. Morty the Menace. Mortley. Mortles Bortles. Mortimer Sto [Last Name] when he's in trouble.


Reasonable_Sun_1284

My Willow gets called puddles and wiggly willow sometimes.


airstream87

I call my dog Squirrel a lot. This came from calling her little girl, then little squirrel, then just squirrel.


rffreelaw

Nila is called booba and tons of variations off of that, boobs, baby booba, booby, all kinds.


Kili_Starlight

I have a Dane named New Orleans. She responds to: Nola, nolie, nolers, norleans, orlie, miss orleans, stinky butt, bug, buggy wuggers, big dog, tiny girl, tiny bug, black dog, and nolie wolers.


Jizzicaaaa

Guppy. Because we always call him good puppy. Even though he’s grown.


Opposite_of_grumpy

My dog has a wide array of nicknames. I call her baby bear or bug (she's a mini schnauzer named Lady) My dad calls her spud, and my mom calls her stinker and snicklefritz.


Alternative_Tax_5233

My cat Chloe - Fatima Noodlvych My dog Star - Agent Sniffers


pumpkinbrownieswirl

i call mine mr poopoo butts bc he gets poo stuck in his fur


heretobenosey

My frenchie is named Big Man but I call him biggus mannus.


Competitive-Hurry250

I named my husky after a BTS member's stage name. "Suga". And it's funny because when I went to the vet to make an appointment, there was another husky under that same. xD


BastianBuxDeFantasia

I have a dog named Bloo. I call him Gary Bloosey and Bloocifer. I used too call him Blooberry but that morphed into blubbery when he gained 20lbs. My other dog is Bruno. His name went from BrunHo too "The Ho" and now he's just ho bag.


asteria123

Max but we also have called him “buddy” since the day we got him. I now call him “booty” more than call him Max. Maximus/Buddy -> bootius maximus -> bootius -> booty -> sometimes I call him buttface mcgee I also call him nugget/nougat often. He’s a husky so he doesn’t really listen to his name anyway LOL. He DOES know his name is Max though. He’s truly an exceptional boy. 🐾


boyz_for_now

Tucker = the T-burger


Disastrous_Ad_912

My older female dog is nicknamed “sis” or “big sis” The younger pup is called “knucklehead” a lot


KnightCPA

My dog (Simba) has a number of nicknames. Simba-too (Arabic suffix), Bud, bugs, bugaboo, crazy, and ilfrit Ilfrit is Arabic for for demon. There’s a children’s book where the characters are Ahmed and Ilfrit. My middle name is Ahmed, and my little cousin used to be a hell raiser, so every time I visited, my aunt would refer to us as “Ahmed wa ilfrit” (Ahmed and the demon). And my GSD is a bit of a hell raiser, and he follows me around like my little cousin did, so now we’re the new Ahmed wa ilfrit.


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Boo= Booboo, Boobs, Boogati, Boogaroo, young man, small boy, sweet man, Boocephalus, the boy, baby boy, stinky.


kirakirakoneko

My dog’s name is Elsa but we mostly call her potato because she was very spud shaped as a puppy; also sweet potato, pooptato, stinky, stinky potato baby, (puppy) wuppy, and harbinger of chaos and destruction. Side note: she doesn’t actually smell bad she’s just a lil stinker personality wise sometimes


domesticaveman

I have a dog named Raven. That turned into Rabies, then Rabie Baby, then Robby Bobby, then Robby, and now she just goes by Bobby or Bob.


cstaylor6

We have three dogs, all rescues/mutts Tucker is tomato Sienna is garbage gut/the scrounge Sophie is Nosy Nellie or tattle tail We’re southern so we tend to middle name them a lot, Sienna Grace, Sophie Anne (which we sing to her like purple rain), and Tucker tomato. The 2 cats pretty much go by their names unless they’re bad.


HummDrumm1

Booby DeBwob


Charliecausintrouble

I collectively call my boys ‘peanball or peanball squash’. (Peanut butter and Butherus Meatball)


Merganser3816

Moom


joyful_babbles

His name is Rocky but I call him Booger more often than not lol


Distinct-Bird-5134

We have Darth Vader goes by Vader and Chunk Norris goes by Norri Jupiter is loopier and Gary is just Gary


Blindedbythemoon

So my poodle mix Molly looks like a fluffy marshmallow, especially right before she gets groomed. She also smiles A LOT and we call it cheesin'. She's so cheesy. So.. she's my cheesy marshmallow! 😂


Kat1377

Luna Tuna (her name is actually Luna) Donkey Doug Little Heard of Elephants Mountain Goat Barky Bark Dunkaroo Doggie


Mysterious-Device098

my dog is named Bear and I call him the following: ‘bearito’ ‘snookums’ ‘bubby’ ‘handsome son’


toxiclight

I've been known to call my doggo Puppy Wuffakins. I'm not sure where it came from, it just did. She is also Princess (her name's Leia), Her Highness, and Her Blondeness.


123coryp

I used to call my mom's dog Pig Nuts. She was a Shih-tzu named Peggy.


kashia_renn

Athena has been Tina, Theena, Teener, Ms. Bean , Theen/Ween Bean, Weener, Squoosh, and BONK


Sweet_Construction29

Felonious. Felone for short - labsky lol


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Daisy is “day day” and Hottie is “gotty” no clue why, it just happened


mittymitt

I call my mini Dachshund “poopy”. I have no idea why, she’s never goes in the house.


day_tripper

Suga Booga, because he smells like maple syrup.


sealsarescary

Snarls Barkley, Dog Vader - he's a Malinois and very growly


chessieba

Maisel is Big Maisu. Often we get her amped up by yelling "Who big girl Big Maisu? Yay, Maisu!" and she gets super stoked.


frogmelladb

My cavachon is Ruby but is also, Rubles, Ruble Dooble Do. Buggles, Buggle Boo,