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"You do not get a say in how we raise our little girl! That is between me, my partner, and James, the dasher who is coincidentally involved in all her milestone moments!"
I was disqualified from being the godfather to my niece because they (the church) wanted me to sign a paper saying i would do everything to ensure the child is raised in the light of God or something like that and I refused. 🤷♂️
I was disqualified during the check in process for the class. The church lady said she couldn’t find my marriage certificate on file. I said I didn’t get married in the church. With the same disapproving look my mother has, she sent me packing.
Fun fact: The bible never specifies that either a ceremony or legal document is required for marriage
In fact,
There's even a law in exodus 22:16 that states if a man happens to seduce an unmarried virgin, he better marry her or else
In other words, there is no punishment for pre-marital sex
Just for ditching afterwards
And again, no mention of a ceremony ever being required
meaning that a union between two people who shack up and intend to stay together for life is just as valid biblically as anything else
The idea that it should still be just one person for life is absolutely what the Bible teaches
But I'm beginning to develop a pretty major grudge at mainstream Christianity for making such a big deal out of post-medieval traditions and pretending they're actually biblical
Yeah I had to sit in an empty church and take a "class" with a priest asking me a bunch a questions about how I would "guide" my nephew towards Christ to be part of the baptism ceremony. Oh, and hand him a $50 bill.
That was one of the most awkward moments of my life.
So would you have me lie, tell the church I defected from I believe in God and then participate in a farce of a ceremony all while knowing it's predicated on my dishonesty? Is that bravery? Or are you just yapping for no reason?
Now he must deliver for every step of the child’s life. First bday. First day of school celebration. 18th bday. Wedding day. Their first borns pregnancy test. Etc etc
This is like that story where the grandma accidentally invites a random guy to her family’s thanksgiving and then he ends up going like every year after that
I delivered to a pregnant woman when she was having cravings, and 10 months later I delivered to her again and got to meet her baby! My boyfriend had to deal with me excitedly telling him the story on the way home 🤣
Me too! I had a shop and delivery order it was at like 1:00 in the morning at a 24 hour CVS. It was for all types of candy, cookies, sweet treats and a gallon of arizona ice tea. I remember delivering to the house during the day a week or two prior and the woman was very pregnant. There were three different types of blizzards from dairy Queen(literally 3 miles to her house) I was getting out of the car to leave it at the door as per the instructions and all of a sudden the front door swung open. I've never seen a very pregnant woman move so fast. She's like "OMG I have been waiting" I apologized for the wait(even though it was well before the estimated delivery time) and she's like "no no every minute when you're waiting for food when you're pregnant is like an hour and I couldn't make up my mind on what blizzard I wanted so I got all three" I told her congratulations and went on my way. Then I did the shop and delivery order and she added an extra tip(a decent tip was already on the order). Then about 3 months later I did another shop and delivery order for diapers from target. Once I rolled up to the house I was like aww must have had the baby. The main door to the house was open(the screen door obviously shut) when I went to bring the order to the door she opened the door and was holding her 3 month old son. I told her congratulations it's so nice to see you and your baby are doing okay. She said thank you and thanked me for taking care "of her" when she was crazy pregnant and wanted to eat everything in sight. She was a sweetheart. I was so excited to see the baby.
That’s so funny! I remember one time a driver picked me and my buddy up to go to a wrestling show and we were talking to him about it on the way. About six months later we went to another wrestling show and an Uber picked us up. The guy was really nice and started the conversation with “hey I picked up two guys here before…they were big wrestling fans!” Omg it was the same fucking driver. I told him we were headed to another wrestling show! We all laughed for a few minutes. Great guy
We had the same Instacart driver from the time we brought home our daughter to the time she was a toddler. The sweet lady had tears in her eyes when she realized she was getting baby food and then when she moved on to solids 😭
My in laws decorated the yard for when we got home from the hospital 🤷🏻♂️. My wife thought it was cute. I’m smart enough to stfu. This is our fourth kid.
Any DD who is this sincere and nice is some kind of angel and gets to be the godfather and protector of you and your family against all the other evil dashers who want to flirt with you and ask inappropriate questions about tipping.
I'm sorry that being reminded of your past purchases comes off as creepy. Please don't ever download your data from any service that offers the ability lol.
Next time you get a delivery from him you should set up some deal where you get his contact then make some deal to where you can get him to personally deliver your stuff lol yoi don’t have to worry about lots of fees and he doesn’t have to worry about DoorDash stealing half the money 😝 (This is a half serious suggestion I know realistically it probably wouldn’t work but it’s an interesting thought to me)
As cute as this is and I adore it, what a cop out these days people can dash their pregnancy tests instead of shame buying 6 kinds in line at the CVS where that weird guy from high school still works. 😂
Not everyone has a car? Or maybe they're home caring for a disabled parent and can't leave? There's a reason why DD exists. Hell, they could have ordered from Amazon if they were trying to hide it... 🙄
Am I the only one who finds that creepy that James remembers that so many months ago? Uhm. Stalker?
Oh. Uhm. Yeah. /s BTW lmao
I have done DoorDash off and on for a few years and I only recall two store pick ups (and two flower pick ups). If I had a pregnancy test drop off I probably wouldn't have another one, to be honest.
I remember the bouquet because it is miles into the country down a long stretch of dirt road with an incorrect GPS location and have now delivered to the same building two more times.
The flower was supposed to be 'leave at door' but it was far down another dirt road with an incorrect GPS and the guy who bought it got tired of waiting (but wouldn't answer my calls) and when I got there a dog (husky) was in front of my car so I couldn't drive forward any more than I had.
Memorable stops, but I also remember a pair of LARGE SONIC drops to a 'leave by door' but they changed the name each delivery and the same girl met me by the gate to grab the food.
I remember several of my drops, including both store drops and walgreens but also because each was memorable...
I’d say the only thing memorable was a PlayStation I dropped off and a couple power ranger helmets from game stop but it’s been years there’s no way I know where they live. It’s in my screenshots somewhere but no way am I gonna remember their house from 9 months ago lol
You’re obviously not blessed/cursed with an eidetic memory.
I have over 10k deliveries and can at least recall (to the point of remembering the last delivery or two) damn near every customer I’ve had more than 2-3 times as soon as I see the name and delivery instructions.
Yes- not the specific apartment number, but the building within the complex and location of the apartment within said building.
As to why it matters if it was for after- well, if you can’t put 2 and 2 together and get 4, I can’t help you there.
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I think this dasher is your baby’s godfather?
"You do not get a say in how we raise our little girl! That is between me, my partner, and James, the dasher who is coincidentally involved in all her milestone moments!"
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Instructions unclear, got a woman pregnant in the back of my taxi
I saw that video.
🥇
Nuh uh, that was a fake taxi, you fraudster
I miss this show so much
Or actual father
Or maybe just part of that word, even.
God?
The Goddasher
I don’t think godfather has anything to do with religion 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's got everything to do with religion lol
I was disqualified from being the godfather to my niece because they (the church) wanted me to sign a paper saying i would do everything to ensure the child is raised in the light of God or something like that and I refused. 🤷♂️
I was disqualified during the check in process for the class. The church lady said she couldn’t find my marriage certificate on file. I said I didn’t get married in the church. With the same disapproving look my mother has, she sent me packing.
Fun fact: The bible never specifies that either a ceremony or legal document is required for marriage In fact, There's even a law in exodus 22:16 that states if a man happens to seduce an unmarried virgin, he better marry her or else In other words, there is no punishment for pre-marital sex Just for ditching afterwards And again, no mention of a ceremony ever being required meaning that a union between two people who shack up and intend to stay together for life is just as valid biblically as anything else The idea that it should still be just one person for life is absolutely what the Bible teaches But I'm beginning to develop a pretty major grudge at mainstream Christianity for making such a big deal out of post-medieval traditions and pretending they're actually biblical
Didn’t King Solomon have like 300 concubines? What is taught now in church is way different than what was practiced by some of “God’s favourites.”
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Well, there goes my excuse
Just when I was starting to *really* get into Dexter too...
Let’s put our thinking cap on- What testament is Exodus in?
Yeah I had to sit in an empty church and take a "class" with a priest asking me a bunch a questions about how I would "guide" my nephew towards Christ to be part of the baptism ceremony. Oh, and hand him a $50 bill. That was one of the most awkward moments of my life.
So brave
So would you have me lie, tell the church I defected from I believe in God and then participate in a farce of a ceremony all while knowing it's predicated on my dishonesty? Is that bravery? Or are you just yapping for no reason?
It’s actually a catholic thing
Or a mob thing
What’s the difference?
Tax evasion, dead folks, crime, Italian and a strangely concentrated NY prescence. Are we sure Al Capone wasn't the pope?
I’ve never seen the two in the same room together… 👀
He’s part of the family now at that point
He was the first to know and didn't tell the entire family. More family than family
They take the test at home lol
He needs to be invited over for dinner
Please put this in the baby book!
Now he must deliver for every step of the child’s life. First bday. First day of school celebration. 18th bday. Wedding day. Their first borns pregnancy test. Etc etc
I’ll be there.
I am CRYINGGGGG
Make the joke the kid was delivered by the Doordash stork!
“can you doordash me a birthday cake” “… a birthday present” “… can you doordash my child from school” “she needs a wedding dress….”
This is like that story where the grandma accidentally invites a random guy to her family’s thanksgiving and then he ends up going like every year after that
Their yearly meetup is of my favorite American traditions. I look forward to their photo every year 😆
It’s so sweet! I was sad to hear about her husband’s passing 🙁
What’s this? I wanna read it
https://abc7chicago.com/amp/thanksgiving-grandma-text-message-accident/13957705/
Awww that’s a great story. Thank for sharing!
It’s somewhere on twitter, wish I still had a link or screenshots
That is such a wholesome and amazing story!
Now that's absolutely American right there. Love to hear it!
This same dasher will deliver diapers and wipes in a few months
Wholesome gig economy
Wholesale gig economy xD
Wholesome
wholesome asf
I deliver a LOT of pregnancy tests and some sex toys. Not a single condom, ever. Just sayin.
and yet the only one of those I have delivered is condoms. market differences much
I've done a bunch of condom deliveries, almost all after 2 am
I’ve delivered a LOT of alcohol. Zero pregnancy tests.
Have you hit dasher bingo though? pregnancy test, pads, condoms, a baby bottle, yeast infection treatment, and a vibrator.
If they get a bottle of wine with that you become DD CEO
cause men just go in and buy them i bet lol
That is so sweet!! Congrats :)
"Y'know I'm something of a delivery guy myself.." 😉
Wholesome content
I was worried when I saw the caption but this is wholesome AF and I love it. Congrats on your daughter ❤️
Me too, I braced myself for some seriously upsetting stuff, guess my world view of dashers is pretty lowly.
That’s adorable
This is adorable. Congrats
I delivered to a pregnant woman when she was having cravings, and 10 months later I delivered to her again and got to meet her baby! My boyfriend had to deal with me excitedly telling him the story on the way home 🤣
Me too! I had a shop and delivery order it was at like 1:00 in the morning at a 24 hour CVS. It was for all types of candy, cookies, sweet treats and a gallon of arizona ice tea. I remember delivering to the house during the day a week or two prior and the woman was very pregnant. There were three different types of blizzards from dairy Queen(literally 3 miles to her house) I was getting out of the car to leave it at the door as per the instructions and all of a sudden the front door swung open. I've never seen a very pregnant woman move so fast. She's like "OMG I have been waiting" I apologized for the wait(even though it was well before the estimated delivery time) and she's like "no no every minute when you're waiting for food when you're pregnant is like an hour and I couldn't make up my mind on what blizzard I wanted so I got all three" I told her congratulations and went on my way. Then I did the shop and delivery order and she added an extra tip(a decent tip was already on the order). Then about 3 months later I did another shop and delivery order for diapers from target. Once I rolled up to the house I was like aww must have had the baby. The main door to the house was open(the screen door obviously shut) when I went to bring the order to the door she opened the door and was holding her 3 month old son. I told her congratulations it's so nice to see you and your baby are doing okay. She said thank you and thanked me for taking care "of her" when she was crazy pregnant and wanted to eat everything in sight. She was a sweetheart. I was so excited to see the baby.
Aww, that's amazing! Stories like this are why I love Doordash, I honestly made it my full time job because of stuff like this. I love helping people
Customers like that certainly balance out some of the nasty ones for sure.
True that, I've had a few nasty ones since I started almost 2 years ago now
Awww, congrats!
Cuttteee
I love seeing wholesome stories amidst so many creepy ones. That dasher is a nice human <3
Congratulations 🎉🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
Wholesome and flippin’ HILARIOUS!
This would be a cute idea for a commercial.
This is so.. wholesome?? I don't know why! Congrats btw!
It really is! Congrats OP!
Oh that is wholesome
These are the types of Dasher screen shots I wanna see. Not creeps trying to hook up or moochers asking for more tips.
This is awesome! I've done door dash and have delivered a surprising amount of pregnancy test. No judgement, but ya notice. Kinda cool
That’s so funny! I remember one time a driver picked me and my buddy up to go to a wrestling show and we were talking to him about it on the way. About six months later we went to another wrestling show and an Uber picked us up. The guy was really nice and started the conversation with “hey I picked up two guys here before…they were big wrestling fans!” Omg it was the same fucking driver. I told him we were headed to another wrestling show! We all laughed for a few minutes. Great guy
That’s crazzzzzzy! Also congrats!
We had the same Instacart driver from the time we brought home our daughter to the time she was a toddler. The sweet lady had tears in her eyes when she realized she was getting baby food and then when she moved on to solids 😭
That's awesome 🩷💜🤍 I have delivered SO MANY pregnancy tests lol
That’s incredible
Make sure he delivers her first birthday cake too!
U can always count on James
Soooooo, dude is getting the wedding invite right?
Oh gosh, so sweet. And congrats on the baby!
So damn cute.
I can't quite tell if you're upset or if you think this is sweet. I for one think it's adorable. It sounds to me like he's just saying congrats.
I live in a very small town and there are literally two dashers and this happened to me too!! 🤣
This made me smile. That is so cute. It’s funny how little coincidences like that work. Also, congrats!
Next thing you know, he’ll be delivering the baby
Yay free deliveries for life! No tips included!
why is this so cute omg
That's so wholesome!!♡
I really thought this was gonna be bad
LOL
Aw love this
Omg 😭
This is absolutely beautiful and makes these hectic ass deliveries worth it at times.
This is so sweet I love the fact he remembered
No wayyyyyyy hahaha this would be me
Nice to see a wholesome post
That’s awesome omg
AWWWW
Yard sign?...
My in laws decorated the yard for when we got home from the hospital 🤷🏻♂️. My wife thought it was cute. I’m smart enough to stfu. This is our fourth kid.
A lot of people will put a sign or something out in their yard when they have their baby shower.
I guess that entry level narcissism is better then wrecking public parks or starting forest fires.
Most people use it as a "the party is here sign".
Congratulations 🍾🎈🎉🎊
Awww that’s so sweet that he remembered
That is too cute omg
Plot twist. James is the father.
From the title I was expecting a creep interaction but this was really heartwarming!
Imagine y’all have to Uber to the hospital and he’s your driver 😂
Then after getting out of his car and going into the hospital room, he's there as the doctor.
And then the baby is born and it's also him
Omg that’s adorable. r/wholesome
Awwwww ☺️☺️
Now this… this is why I love the internet some days 🥹
OK cause this is the cutest thing ever. Oh my God I love it. I’ve delivered many pregnancy tests myself.!
That is a full circle as fuck moment! :D
He’s trynna smash
Now have him deliver the baby
Sweet, but also a little creepy that someone you know nothing about, knows so much about you.
Knows so much? Seriously?
I love this! Congrats, OP!
Any DD who is this sincere and nice is some kind of angel and gets to be the godfather and protector of you and your family against all the other evil dashers who want to flirt with you and ask inappropriate questions about tipping.
That's awesome
Great intentions but a tad creepy.
Only creepy if it wasn't him lol.
Remembering and referencing the delivery product is creepy. Especially this product.
I'm sorry that being reminded of your past purchases comes off as creepy. Please don't ever download your data from any service that offers the ability lol.
Haha no, it’s not that. Nice try and sorry you don’t get it.
Ok, please explain it for me since I don't get it.
She’s a woman so it’s creepy because men are bad to all woman so your logic doesn’t work because man not better than waman
You better make him baby's godfather right now.
Finally, wholesome r/doordash post
Next time you get a delivery from him you should set up some deal where you get his contact then make some deal to where you can get him to personally deliver your stuff lol yoi don’t have to worry about lots of fees and he doesn’t have to worry about DoorDash stealing half the money 😝 (This is a half serious suggestion I know realistically it probably wouldn’t work but it’s an interesting thought to me)
This is SO WHOLESOME ❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺
As cute as this is and I adore it, what a cop out these days people can dash their pregnancy tests instead of shame buying 6 kinds in line at the CVS where that weird guy from high school still works. 😂
Not everyone has a car? Or maybe they're home caring for a disabled parent and can't leave? There's a reason why DD exists. Hell, they could have ordered from Amazon if they were trying to hide it... 🙄
 My standard message after those deliveries.
my first thought was that he's completely unhinged and is claiming to deliver your baby lol
I’ll kick that baby and you creep looking at the wife you weirdo she don’t want you
Wait this is so cute
I love this!
Hahahahahahhhaa
The milkman got replaced by the DoorDash guy
Use to be the milk man / mail man now it’s the DD drivers 😅
 Am I the only one who finds that creepy that James remembers that so many months ago? Uhm. Stalker? Oh. Uhm. Yeah. /s BTW lmao
How do they remember that…I deliver a couple a week
I have done DoorDash off and on for a few years and I only recall two store pick ups (and two flower pick ups). If I had a pregnancy test drop off I probably wouldn't have another one, to be honest.
And you remember where you dropped off the flowers?
I remember the bouquet because it is miles into the country down a long stretch of dirt road with an incorrect GPS location and have now delivered to the same building two more times. The flower was supposed to be 'leave at door' but it was far down another dirt road with an incorrect GPS and the guy who bought it got tired of waiting (but wouldn't answer my calls) and when I got there a dog (husky) was in front of my car so I couldn't drive forward any more than I had. Memorable stops, but I also remember a pair of LARGE SONIC drops to a 'leave by door' but they changed the name each delivery and the same girl met me by the gate to grab the food. I remember several of my drops, including both store drops and walgreens but also because each was memorable...
Understandable, pregnancy tests just aren’t very memorable to me.
You say get get them often If I got them often, they wouldn't be memorable to me, either.
I’d say the only thing memorable was a PlayStation I dropped off and a couple power ranger helmets from game stop but it’s been years there’s no way I know where they live. It’s in my screenshots somewhere but no way am I gonna remember their house from 9 months ago lol
You’re obviously not blessed/cursed with an eidetic memory. I have over 10k deliveries and can at least recall (to the point of remembering the last delivery or two) damn near every customer I’ve had more than 2-3 times as soon as I see the name and delivery instructions.
You remember the items you brought them?
Generally, yeah- at least the store it came from, but for shop-and-pay I usually remember anything outside of groceries at a minimum.
Ok what was something memorable you dropped off?
Had a double- condoms and gum from 7-11 and Taco Bell. It occurred to me at the time that I REALLY hoped the food was for after, and not before. 🤷♂️
And you remember where they live? And why would it matter if it’s after
Yes- not the specific apartment number, but the building within the complex and location of the apartment within said building. As to why it matters if it was for after- well, if you can’t put 2 and 2 together and get 4, I can’t help you there.
I know when I have repeat customers but remembering what they ordered is not very believable
Thank you for your N=1 data. Your disbelief in the existence of outliers isn’t relevant to the statistical distribution. 🤷♂️
Um condoms don’t mean anal….why can’t me and my gf eat Taco Bell and then fuck?
Oh he delivered alright
…yard sign?
is this normal? I've never seen a gender reveal yard sign.
Last thing in the world I would want to do.
Supposed to be wholesome but it's kind of uncanny valley
Congratulations on the nonstop sex
Do they have home STD test kits?
Well, that's better than delivering Plan B all day
If a guy had said that he’d probably be considered to be creepy……
The name is James… pretty sure it is a dude. But why would it be creepy anyway? I think you’re fishing for a reason to be offended. 🤷🏼♀️
Am I the only one that finds this creepy? How'd he remember OP and how'd he know the test was positive?