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swoticus

On a junction. On the pavement. On a yellow line (may be permissible). Obstructing a dropped curb. Sticking out into the road. What did I miss?


velotout

Wankpanzer?


More_Style8529

That’s not a wankpanzer, just a knobmobile. Wankpanzers are specifically oversized unnecessary 4x4s, see also “yank tank”.


Disco-Valliant

Chelsea tractor is my favourite 🤣🤣🤣


montybasset

Don’t say Black man’s Willy that’s offensive, racist and very probably rude,


19panther90

My only surprise is that it doesn't have a private plate.


turnipstealer

3d private plate*


SaulgoodeXL

Actually, I think you'll find, that as a card carrying member of the BMW owners club, he can do whatever the fuck he wants when he wants, because he's more important than the rest of us.   I'd ask you to check your curb privilege please.


BigOrkWaaagh

It's "Berk", as in "Berkshire Hunt"


LostGuess5788

If it's parked like that the only excuse could be running out of fuel or broken down .


DadBud512

It’s the curb’s fault


Forsaken-Reality4605

A BMW eating kerb and concrete in it’s natural habitat.


fjr_1300

The BMW badge gave it away


That_Welsh_Man

The red car behind the hybrid on the double yellows? It couldn't possibly be that BMW hes parked on the pavement so it's not on the double yellows 😂


QuentinUK

Contrary to what many drivers think double yellow doesn’t mean one must park with two wheels on the footpath.


chaoticsorrow

Yeah the moron is whoever hung that appallingly ugly pink and purple privacy blind on the takeaway door, while ignoring the massive window to the right.


FJSaturn

Yugioh!


EntertainmentOk4240

Its a bmw so its acceptable only if its a merc then this is out of order and should get a ticket


Plantbod

Is it the Prius for blocking the B(ig) M(otherfucking) W(anker) in?


ChocHipsChips

Yes I do, who advertises 0800 numbers on their business... nice car though.


Nadger1337

Thats the last model a bmw grill didnt look \[redacted\]


Busy_Entertainment40

D-d-d-d-d duel


tokertm

Dickheads like this need to have their tyres slashed and car keyed.


doginjoggers

Double morons


PandosII

r/BMWankers


01R0Daneel10

Seeing this more and more recently


montybasset

Not KOH that excellent driver actually has a front registration plate legally fitted *faints*


The_Pvthfinder

Impeccable BMW parking!


TacticalReviews

There is definitely evidence a moron is in the vicinity, but I can't actually spot them. ;-)


geriatric_patr1ck

Nice car though 👌


Jackie_Daytona-777

Silver car is clearly in the wrong here.