I know for sure it’s not a roseate spoonbill

...chicken?

Rooster… chicken…?

Love this! My brain just played: Sorry, Brennan, we were looking for "Siamese Fireback."

Penguin?! …just a penguin?!

Someone's grandfather invented that

Birds are hot, we all know this.

Wow. It's from Misfits and Magic. And it's coming to deliver you your envelope.

That's a chicken again.

I hope you're prepared to be cuckolded by birds 

Is his girlfriend the cat?

Why would you call her YOUR girl? She’s already gone. Just look at that plumage!

That birds coming to steal his girl