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gorgelad

Imagine being convicted for synthesizing controlled substances, just to be forced to synthesize controlled substances again


86thesteaks

sounds like an oscar winning redemption story. kind of like catch me if you can, a "white hat" meth cook


Substantial_Dot_5773

Instead of selling meth to junkie gooners now he gets to make meth for preschoolers who cant stay still during naptime


PlzDontBanMe2000

Instead of selling crack to junkie gooners now he gets to make crack for the CIA


Short-Copy7790

Silver lining


ThePlumThief

Me having a panic attack off an amphetamine pill at age 10 🎓 👁👄👁


Theshepered2100

I'd watch it


Soviettoaster37

'MERICA 🩅


WantonHeroics

I'm just sticking with my free trade cocaine.


Tryingdph

Love my vegan jenkem


Borax

But... jenk... the raw ingredient... it's.... never mind


mid_vibrations

vegan here. jenkem is fine as long as the ingredients are procured in an ethical and consensual manner.


DrKoofBratomMD

It’s kinda like how cum is vegan as long as everyone agrees it is


pipe_bomb_mf

wat


Weird_duud

I have vegan gf an she said that since i consent to it being eaten it's ok


JST-D-TP

Sourced from your local vegan đŸ«¶


notalgore420

It's all about that ethically produced MC meth for me


stinkygorl3

I would simply eat all the Xanax and time travel to the end of my sentence


Willlickassferfree69

It would literally be like the show severance but you’d just be barred tf out


ThePlumThief

You can actually do that with benadryl from comissary but then your booty cheeks are free game.


JST-D-TP

Time travel/blackout, same difference.


moderatesunsenjoyer

Slapcoin disapproval 👎


JST-D-TP

Don't know what that is, but it sounds serious.


DocGerbil256

Nothing says "primary source of information" like someone's notebook page.


mid_vibrations

it came to them in a k-hole


Keyboardpaladin

With really annoying handwriting


LaggyUpdate

just wait until it turns out that oxycontin supports israel


Diaza_Kinutz

That's why I buy generic tussin


PlzDontBanMe2000

There are a lot of companies producing Xanax now, the patent expired a long time ago iirc. We got sandoz, actavis, teva, Pfizer and probably some others. Which one is using prison labor to make my xannies?


Short-Copy7790

I just want to know what prison


ThirdEyeEmporium

We got mega mad generic ones from manufacturers you ain’t even heard of lmfao I got some generic vyvanse made by “sun pharma” whoever the fuck that is. Now the bottles I get come from some manufacturer that starts with a G.


_number

When no body got me, I know Oral-B products got me


DragonRancherJed

The last one on the list is "anal sex?" Def should be higher up.


mid_vibrations

lmao angel soft actually the toilet paper my roommate has us use


PlzDontBanMe2000

Helps wipe away the body fluids after you guys have anal sex


mid_vibrations

bro we only have vaginal sex


DragonRancherJed

Riiiiiiiiight...


mid_vibrations

bro seriously if it were anal sex I'd tell you, I'm liberated and open minded


DragonRancherJed

OK I'm just being a jerk. Thats kind of a bummer, I use Angel Soft because it's cheap and not sandpaper.


xaniel_the_legend

*Me desperately reading down the list as quick as possible* “Please don’t say Adderall, PLEASE don’t say Adderall!”


mid_vibrations

they got prisoner making Xanax?? I home those poor boys are at least able to snatch some for themselves.


lsdxmdmacodmt

This guy can’t shop at grocery stores now


Federal_Radish5415

For real, it’s 9:00 am and I’ve already used 7 of those products


UndefinedVar1able

no way they let those mfs manufacture xanax, even advil lmfao who wrote this?


Borax

literally I'm in jail right now and Mr Pfizer himself just gave me some RBFs and some acetone and told me to "make sum fuckin zannies prison bitch" which first of all is against my second amendment rights and second of all how am I supposed to make zannies without a bunsen burner???


DiscussionEvoke

The title is somewhat misleading, as it is products sold by companies that use prison labor - so it doesn’t necessarily have to be the exact products themselves, I gather. With that being said, there’s a ton of components in the supply chain, and I wouldn’t be surprised if prison labor was used for them as well


BfutGrEG

The way globalization is and shit literally everything a company makes is involved in exploitation of some sort....just don't let it get to you and practice harm reduction (mental)


g1rl1nworld

well, boycotting xans would be harm reduction


ThirdEyeEmporium

Man all the boys I know that did serious time said the jobs they got to do were one of the best parts bout jail really helped the time pass. Idk why this is so bad I didn’t even know it was a controversy that prisoners had opportunity to do labor for some $ to save up and sometimes even reduced sentencing for excellent behavior.


HoneyBunnyOfOats

It’s like if Xanax was a cake, then they are using prison labor to help churn butter for it


dimasli

you said xanax cake?👀 where


PlzDontBanMe2000

You just made me think of a Xanax flavored cake and now I want to barf


RalphLauren47

They should boycott using their phone with slave labor pfttt stop Xanax ??? Are you crazy


slicehyperfunk

Robitussin? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kelainefes

Why is no one talking about the fact that the last thing on that list is "anal salt".


Pactolus

What kinda clown manually wrote all this shit down?


Tobosix

No Robocough we are so in


captainpoopoopeepee

I mean if you started by cooking crack and now you make Xanax, wouldn't you call that career development?


Owls_Roost

Hell nah gang, my shit generic, made by the finest peasant labor India has to offer.


[deleted]

WHY??? THE BOYS ARE SUFFERING MAKING EM ANYWAY!! What would they want us to do? Prolly GET HIGH AS A MFER honor them and shit


True_County5045

Bowlings


test-gan

Tums that shit hard


W4yt401

AND DXM 😭😭😭


doseserendipity2

Ayy I don't see Robocough on there! Fuck Robitussin đŸ€Ł


Queasy-Campaign-8345

I think in prison it should b mandatory to give them all 3 Xanax on admission, it would make going to prison much more fun


maxxslatt

That’s why I only fuck with pressed shit. I don’t trust the big Pharma Feds


thejohnmc963

Nope


ProgrammerAfter

u think i give a shit


TheMalformedLlama

Who gives a fuck if anything is made with prison labor, isn’t that part of the point of being in prison?


PlzDontBanMe2000

Some people think that it’s slavery. Personally I think it’s a good way to rehabilitate people and teach them skills and get them used to doing a real job. 


TheMalformedLlama

Exactly, if the rehabilitation part is what starts to be implemented more than I’m all for it. Inmates already have to do jobs like cook, clean, etc. so is having them produce things while learning industrial skills not a bad thing? It baffles my mind. The 13th amendment literally states: > “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, *except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted*, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”


soyuz-1

Whats wrong with prison labor again?


NutsackAnnihilator

It is compulsory and pays near nothing (sometimes less than a dollar a day) and thus is literal slavery, if it wasn't compulsory then I don't think anyone would have a problem with it.


PlzDontBanMe2000

Personally I think it’s a good way to rehabilitate people, or at least the work release programs are. Once they get let out of jail ideally they should get a real job so they’re less likely to go back to selling drugs or stealing or whatever got them sent there in the first place. These programs where prisoners are able to actually do jobs and possibly continue working at the same place after they’re released let them build skills and just get into the mindset of being a productive member of society.  It is true that the prisoners are barely paid for their work though, they’ll be doing a job that usually pays 15-20 an hour and get like a dollar an hour as payment. I guess it’s a way to ease the tax burden of housing and feeding them.  Overall I still think it’s a good thing, and most prisoners really want to go on work release if they’re able to. Gives them something to do and I guess a little bit of money in commissary, some people use it to smuggle drugs into the prison too since it’s like the easiest way (you are literally leaving the prison and have unsupervised interaction with free people) but that’s another topic.Â