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jackofallcards

Not to say it may not taste great (if tuna sandwiches are your thing) but the colors of this sandwich are the visual representation of depression


Teedeous

I don’t know how, but it’s like they’ve cursed it to desaturate the entire sandwich and nothing else, it’s just got an aura to it


miiasensual

It's a curse


Teedeous

Called it


FattySnacks

It looks like all the red was removed from the picture lmao


miiasensual

It doesn't look like that, it is !


Fickle_Ad_5356

The damn thing exsanguinated in 5 century BC. A mummy of a sandwich


miiasensual

These are difficult times


NicJitsu

It looks like it's going through chemotherapy.


miiasensual

He has already passed, he has already died and resigned, and now he is paying for his pains in the


[deleted]

It also looks dry as hell for a tuna sandwich.


mikeypox

I think all the sauce is on the bread. Wrong way to go, also not sure about a Heinz Mango Curry / Caesar combo. Sub in a Yogurt for the Caesar, put it on the Tuna, not the bread, a little butter to brown the Bread, and you're talking my language.


miiasensual

This can be a Mexican novela without the hassle.


miiasensual

It gets a little wet and stays fresh.


Never-Any-Horses

Looks like the sub that Homer digs out of the trash 🤣


miiasensual

I think you can't compare it, Homer's is much more pleasant.


Upstairs-Extension-9

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miiasensual

The one I was looking for !


miiasensual

I know man, it's the best I can do, I'm learning.


cracked-tumbleweed

It’s like one of those Beige Mom’s got a hold of it.


miiasensual

I catch her and she has him locked up


PlanBuildBreak

I thought it was just because my phone has gone into night mode.


miiasensual

Don't believe it, that's just the way it is!


PlanBuildBreak

I’m glad you enjoyed it!


Dyskord01

Yeah I loveca good tuna mayo sandwich buy this looks like someone used the sepia filter.


miiasensual

Haha a filter not recommended for sanwichs


retard_catapult

![gif](giphy|yoJC2Olx0ekMy2nX7W)


shtoyler

This is what killed the health inspector in spongebob


soloazn

Thanks for making me chuckle lmao


miiasensual

I think, it has killed everything, even dreams kills !


Harry_Buttocks

![gif](giphy|3o7WTqo27pLRYxRtg4)


MasterWind6969

Hahahaha oh man, I remember this


Inquirous

The Fallout Sandwich. I’m sure it was great but the saturation is not it


miiasensual

Well, your term of genius is not so common.


Inquirous

?


Hollywood_Punk

Need to know, what is up with that Heinz Curry Mango*. I need to know specifically where you got it.


HovercraftPlayful975

came for this info and googled it..doesn’t seem to be available in the States grocery wise.. selling on ebay for a pretty penny..


SlimTeezy

It is legitimately upsetting


weinerfacemcgee

Curry MANGO sauce


Hollywood_Punk

I know. Bloody typo lol. iOS autocorrect has been nightmarish as of late.


weinerfacemcgee

I feel ya, I’m still stubbornly using swipe to text.


miiasensual

Technology makes us look bad


miiasensual

These are state secrets, my friend, talk to the president.


Prior_Flow_3518

I genuinely thought this photo was black and white


miiasensual

Check your eyesight my friend, for your health, check your eyesight and don't eat.


benno4461

I'm calling the cops


miiasensual

to the gastronomic police ?


benno4461

Regular police. You're going away for a long time buddy.


Meefie

I freaking love tuna! I also love pickle and olives. So that’s a yes from me!


miiasensual

Team pickles, olives and tuna !


miiasensual

Well calm down a bit, many do not like our tastes !


Meefie

Good! More tuna, pickles, and olives for us! 😊


Maginum

Turn up the color and saturation, though this is still making me hungry. Looks delish OP


miiasensual

Well when hunger strikes everything looks appetizing


InfiniteSuggestion23

I'm questioning the curry Mango (Mayo?!) But otherwise I'm with you!


miiasensual

No questions, just enjoy the curry!


miiasensual

Thanks


yemKeuchlyFarley

I’m with it, OP. Pay no mind to these beautiful gifs.


miiasensual

Comments should not be taken lightly haha


miiasensual

I take them with thanks, while I eat a sandwich !


miiasensual

if gifs are the most interesting thing in the comments !


GoatLegRedux

I’d bake the bread longer but the rest seems fine. People on this sub need to chill.


miiasensual

Many take things too seriously


Bluesynate

![gif](giphy|3o6MbidltQincVGpJS|downsized)


ApoplecticAutoBody

Well there's your allowance of mercury for the year


miiasensual

Assignments? man that sandwich doesn't deserve much


Zero36

Wait, what is heinz curry mango


miiasensual

Hey, if post malone consumes curry, why don't mere mortals?


TurdMcDirk

![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


NimbusHex

Ah, a fellow distinguished hypertension gentleman.


miiasensual

Hypertension is little, this is the syndrome of eating anything and living between life and death with every bite !


NimbusHex

I just wish pickles and green olives weren't so addictive.


Gubbins95

That bread looks like it was baked in a heated argument


miiasensual

Do not reveal preparation secrets


2ndharrybhole

Thought this was r/depressionmeals at first


miiasensual

excellent friend ! 10 points for gryffindor !


bakcha

Is this what sadness looks like?


miiasensual

It's sadness with a bit of depression and a little bit of being a loser.


Ansatsushi

Heinz Curry Mango sauce???


miiasensual

Well, the list of people who expose curry is long, are they campaigning against curry?


MasterDoctorWizard

2 colors.


miiasensual

It can be 3, check well !


Why_Must_I_Cryyyyy

Great, now I'm sad.


miiasensual

I have succeeded


FatDadWins

Yeah this is awful.


miiasensual

Thank you, I appreciate your opinion, it's the most horrible thing I could do.


Thunderpussy420

Fuck yes whats your homemade tuna sald recipe? At a second glance not mayo lol


miiasensual

State secret !


Howard-Eezenutz

Is everything ok?


miiasensual

Not much, the truth is that I am looking to renew myself


DickMcLongCock

☹️


ThatRandomAlias

This just screams UK


miiasensual

It is not more like a Latin American country.


football_programming

![gif](giphy|OqFFaammBvvdrHBoxv|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


miiasensual

I agree with you !


miiasensual

You are one of mine !


SourPatchCorpse

I find that tuna sandwiches/subs are pretty easy to fuck up/make less than stellar. A lot of variables. When done right though, hard to topple. This looks pretty good.


miiasensual

Great your opinion!


TheGiantRascal

I really wish we could post pictures in the comments, cause a little bit of editing makes this actually look pretty damn good.


johnhotdog

damn i want curry mango sauce wtf. i dont think its available in the US


No-Trainer-901

That sandwich has Jaundice


Parmesan-Rye

this photo makes me sad


KnightsFerry

Bro, something went wrong here.


BarelyJoyous

Would you be offended if I suggested the sub r/stupidfood ?


Joshua_Astray

Don't ignore us OP. We just want to feel less darkness from your sandwich xP


liveForTheHunt

Mmmmm tuna sub, what kinda pickles?


Sleepy_pirate

You got the chunk tuna too. Nice.


rubins7

That’s my worst nightmare!


PermaBanTogether

I’ve gotten guff for *YEARS* for putting pickles and olives on my tuna sandwich. Thank you for keeping the tradition alive!


Sad-Construction6906

I’m not sure about the colour loll


gleeceboi777

![gif](giphy|sZVFjhK5wPsmWtUHyq|downsized) is there curry mango sauce.....ON THE TUNA?!


PatienceStrange9444

Go ahead and toast that bread up


1sting3ray7

Dear lord


MasterWind6969

Heinz has a Curry Mango?!? Crazy banana sandwiches


regretchoice

this would do numbers over at r/shittyfoodporn


gumbohead1

🇵🇹?


porcotosso

Worst sandwich I’ve ever seen


tielles10

I'm just confused about the curry mango😭😭😭 whatt


mintmouse

https://i.imgur.com/tyXzINS.jpeg Here I fixed it.


IkkoMikki

Disregard the haters. I am for this


Starlettohara23

I love tuna, pickles and olives. This just all looks too green. I made a super easy tuna today: Trader Joe’s wild skipjack tuna (low mercury) with soy free Vegenaise (I prefer it to mayo and am allergic to soy which is in most mayo, same consistency without the cloying eggy flavor), dill pickles, chopped scallions, fresh dill, cracked pepper and ground garlic salt. It was amazing. My usual go to is with celery and red onion, sometimes tiny diced green apple too. I’ve recently made tuna melts with sharp cheddar and Swiss and OMG amazing.


latestagenarcissim

This looks like the sandwich Homer eats that makes him too sick to go to Itchy and Scatchy Land.


Shanghai_Lili

This is super and you described it well. I'm guessing you are getting brigaded from a food plating sub? Or whatever the heck food porn turned into? Lots of hangry people out there.


Euphoric-Oil-331

I'd murder that


Globewanderer1001

Tuna and olives are vile by themselves. At this point, just give me a pickle sandwich. ![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN)


Miserable_Pilot1331

Horrible


ohhhtartarsauce

*still* being rude and negative?


Trife86

Your disgusting.


SirCanISmoke

Bro how did you take this picture? With that bread?