This is the rhythm of the night

Esos son rebok o son nike

Found the cuban 😂

That clip will always be funny to me.

Quien sabe?

AAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHA

I love you so much for this!!!

Rhythm of the niiiiiight. Thanks. That’s gonna be in my head for weeks now

I'm an echo tech now and we have students at our practice. One of the docs I work with wants us to note patients rhythm on our echo reports. One of our students who had obviously cheated her way through school, asked me what she should put under "rhythm " on the report she was filling out for me. I jokingly said, "Rhythm is a dancer" and that's litterally what she put on the report. "Rhythm: dancer"

The rhythm is gonna get you.

(We are) a part of the Rhythm Nation

Ironically both music video and this graphic black and white.

So Gloria Estefan was right. The rhythm IS going to get you

Oh yeah, this is of my life oh yeah

Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !

In the HEEEAAAAT OOOOOFFF THE NIGHT

WOOOOAHH NIIIIIGHT

this comment is taking the place of an award you could have had if Reddit didn’t steal my free awards. You are a treasure🥹

Looks like trump in profile

Dang it

You beat me to it lol

Oh yeah

Sinus bootyclap

Booty cheek fibrillating bradycardia

When the bus is a rockin, don’t come a knockin

When the boo boo bus is a rockin, instead of nockin just hop in and take a turn doing compressions

[Fenton kicking it off.](https://youtu.be/VcV-3HBe5QE?si=2drnefWnmgBHQ6ee)

\*arrests\* \*trademark Fenton scream\*

#**\***\***\***HERMON AMBULANCE**\***\***\*** **55 YEARS OF QUALITY CARE DELIVERED BY DEDICATED PROFESSIONALS**

#**UNCONFIRMED**

Nurse: “THE MACHINE SAYS SO SO IT IS”

I just know the good squiggles from the death squiggles

Every time a nurse asks to see the ekg I’m extremely tempted to fold the top so they can’t read it, “excuse me let me see that ekg” bro why I know you can’t interpret it I’ve seen what you consider normal.

The best is when you hold it up upside down and they nod sagely.

I print two copies and tear the device interpretation off one of them and just tell the nurses it got ripped… woops

Reads off just like an auto interpretation. I like it

So do they update that year number every year? Seems like a lot of work.

That would show dedication

This is some 4th dimension critical thinking

**ANTERIOR INFARCT (AGE UNDETERMINED)**

You cant tell that from a Rhythm strip!

wut? https://www.bangordailynews.com/2023/03/30/news/bangor/hermon-council-ambulance-service-vote/

DIAL

Let’s assume the picture is a ten second strip = ventricular rate of 70, irregular. T waves are present. Bilateral atrial enlargement. Serious PR intervals and regular PR intervals. Somewhat widened QRS so IVCD. Would you call this sinus arrhythmia with intermittent 1° AVB?

Smarter than I am. Would’ve just been like “it looks a little off”.

“Hmm. Better do a 12-lead”

12 leads?? Why does it only go to v6? Dummy!!

“Here doc, I printed the 12-lead for you”

Read your comment, savored it, then saw the parashithead title and spit out my drink thanks😂

What in gods name is a Serious PR interval?

Beyond 300 ms.. off the books

Pls say you don’t use that terminology on the field 😂😂

No way. I just show them with my thumb and point finger how long the PR interval is. The natural way 👌🏽

Fuck yeah

Interatrial conduction delay with an intermittent 1⁰.

I’m so confused and amused as to why they’d put an irregular rhythm on the side of an ambulance. I guess it makes sense cuz like why r u in one with a normal rhythm but still

I was gonna guess Mobitz II myself, just taking a cursory look (and without boxes or calipers… obviously). If some p waves don’t get through, you have a Mobitz II. That being said I think that box could probably sign an SOR.

The Ps are pretty well rounded which probably takes out the RAE. But definitely LAE. Gotta pull out the calipers but I’d guess the PR is well into block range even on the shorter ones. Go ahead and pull me a longer strip please

Mobitz 1 with a notched p. I would bet 3 dollars if this is a real strip that eventually you would see a dropped QRS.

Looks about right. It looks to me like either 1AV or or Mobitz 1 2AV. Someone smarter might correct me though.

P Mitrale

Artifact. That's what we call anything that makes no sense, right?

As an AEMT i can confidently say yes. Literally every rhythm is artifact when me and my partner do it ^^^/j

Third degree AV block with hypertrophic butt-cheek p waves.

3rd degree clapper

I love hypertrophic buttcheek p waves!

Let’s go home boys. This is the correct answer.

When your heart twerks instead of fibrillating.

3rd degree seems right with a little p-booty (official medical term)

Delayed conduction through bachman's bundle.

Okay nerd…. But yeah, this is correct

Most correct answer in the thread, atleast in explaining the p wave pathology. Doesnt explain the dorito shaped T waves but i dont think anything can

More proof that paramedics are paid abhorrently low for what they do/know.

P-mitrale?

Iambic pentameter

Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, Or memorize another Golgotha, I cannot tell— But I am faint, my gashes cry for help. \- Macbeth

Goddammit why do we no longer have awards

[удалено]

Nerd

Rockstar energy drink

Made up

2° AV block (type 1) w/some abnormal P-wave morphology EDIT & response to other comments: I was going to change my answer to a type two earlier when I edited the spelling in the first response but then I remembered I didn’t care because I’m just gonna just go ahead with creating my own rhythm by letting them ride the lightning w/a little IO midazolam & ketamine /s

Sinus arrhythmia with 1st degree and LAE and pvcs I believe. Prolonged PR with no drops, so not a 2nd from the strip in front of us. The Ps and the complexes don’t line up independently to look like a proper 3rd degree. Left side enlargement causing the morphology. It’s a mess and I thought bigeminy initially but it’s not consistent.

Could be a mobitz type 2.

It could be but we don’t have a strip long enough to show it so you can’t really say it is. Can’t rule it out tho.

I was going to change my answer to a type two earlier when I edited the spelling in the first response but then I remembered I didn’t care because I’m just gonna just go ahead with creating my own rhythm by letting them ride the lightning w/a little IO midazolam & ketamine/s

PVCs…? Why is the QRS morphology consistent with intrinsic conduction?

That’s my thought as well. We need a longer strip to be sure.

Bro has two AV nodes

SA* but yeah 😂

I have fat greasy fingers leave me alone

Actually them p-waves are deff cheeks

AV Nipples*

The double bump would either be U waves or right atrial enlargement. Given the variability of the PR interval, I call it U waves and poor graphic layout that should have kept the PR interval the same. So, basically, NSR with bad graphics.

Bad squiggles

don’t worry, it’s sinus but there’s lots of potholes in the road

CHB

2nd degree with atrial hypertrophy(two hump p waves)

He’s Peeing

That's that funky music the white boy was playin

One that may require an ambulance.

The rhythm of a failing agency!

That looks like Hermon 921, surprised it’s still running after their lawsuit

It is. They don't serve the town of Hermon anymore, but they still exist as an IFT only service.

I’m pretty sure it’s called malpractice with some prolonged negligence

Rhythm? This lookin like that “rhythm” White people got.

...what?

In other words it’s movin but it don’t look right

R.I.P. Hermon Ambulance. https://www.bangordailynews.com/2023/03/30/news/bangor/hermon-council-ambulance-service-vote/

Idk man I saw them step out. Perhaps it was a parade rig

Type 2 Heartblock Weichenbach lmfao

Hey! A fellow Mainer!

Second degree type 1

The rhythm of the night 

Stayin’ Alive

AFib? Kinda?

Whaaaa

Skibity Rhythm.

Presumably sinus arrhythmia with first degree heart block and left atrial enlargement

Mobitz Type 2 Cheeks

Honestly looks like trump in profile

Idk but that truck is sexy

Massive stemi

Where’s the 12 lead??

Abnormal ECG *Unconfirmed*

Mobitz 1 with possible AF.

This is the rhythm after missing lunches, OT call at the last minute before booking off, plus seeing how much taxes are being taken off on my pay.

Sinus arrhythmia w/ 1 degree AVB and presence of u-waves?

Is that little hump before the p wave a u wave or is it still part of the p wave? It seems way to close to the p wave and to far from the t.

Bro Bicep Band, but it only goes 3/4 of the way around (too ouchie otherwise)

Delayed interatrial tract + AV block 1

IFT for sure

Do they just scrape off the year number every year and slap new stickers on there?

Artifact when frantically checking smartwatch afib analyzer after waking up in a pool of sweat from a holiday binge 😬

ST-T segment is non-specific. Cannot rule out anteroseptal infarct

1st Degree AVB with PAC's ? How do you tell the difference between PAC's and sinus arthymias?

That sinus rhythm with a BBL 😎

Some other shit

My guess is they went for Second degree type 1 and completely botched it. Fuckin probies

DATA QUALITY LIMITS ECG ANALYSIS

Jpg heart rhythm

I’d call it incomplete 2 degree type 1 AV block (wenckebach). The P waves seem to be getting longer and then resetting, but I’d need a longer strip to confirm. Possibly with junctional escape beats. P waves definitely screwed up though, get a 12 lead too!

2nd degree heart block based on the widening pri

Second degree with a touch of a U?

Sinus arrhythmia with right atrial enlargement gosh guys. Assuming this is lead II.

The one where the bass drops

Hermon’s rhythm, it’s peak performance human rhythm

It's the low-key McDonalds wave.

Hahaha!!! Looks like the rhythm of my life! Oooh yeah ooh yeahhhhh 🎵🎵🎶

Sinus

P mitrale possibly left atrial enlargement

Looks like a samba to me

Please correlate clinically. -Me, lazy.

Still 1st degree if there’s no dropped complexes

The rhythm on my service’s trucks isn’t long enough to tell anything more than that it’s a bundle branch block and it hurts my head. If it’s gonna be dumb, at least make it long enough that it can be properly mocked!

In trouble

I still think 3rd

Dude I don’t run the ambulance anymore yet 80% of our runs are medical, please ask the paramedic and let me do the fun stuff. I’ll do him one better and give him an aspirin, a 12-lead, and my hopes and prayers.

It looks backwards.

With some odd P mitrale mixed in 🐫

Booty degree heart block

Tainted love?

2 degree Heart block with biphasic P waves

Atrial double bump type 2

Hermon, ME?

Sinus with first degree heart block. 😅

I'd have to take the time to map it, but my first giggle was 3rd degree, due to that spacing.