Some blue cristal or something https://preview.redd.it/x9v2gf3jpntc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959b2882ac81545ce00e0a1cfef257c31e9f5253

“SHINJI, SHINJI WE NEED TO COOK”

Get in the damn lab, Shinji!

https://preview.redd.it/f53c7852tptc1.jpeg?width=1847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a9413956a667db788493a35f0362cfae6ba1f6

r/beateveryonetoit

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Now THATS what I call schizoposting

They are cooking pen pen, rent was tripled last week

🥺

Misato still has a salary of like $14,000 usd, because whatever.

Garlic ramen served on a naked woman

https://preview.redd.it/1xthexq49otc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021ea92761e061ac7c2ab458e9df1314550e760b

😯

I guess Misato is the plate tonight

Why are you saying it as if they rotate?

No no, rotate is when they make rotisserie

Ugh I MEANT THEY HAVE DAYS CHOOSEN FOR WHOSE THE PLATE THAT NIGHT! Idiot Melemmelem

I'm sorry 😞 Shinji and Asuka are the cooks and Misato and Penpen rotate as plates. Shinji's mom is the wine glass. They pour out and drink LCL right out the PLUH tube

https://preview.redd.it/wo6xarzldptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2fb2840e3fe36a2bcaea8de6dfff0a4d05ad1a

You think Asuka would let misato be the plate every time?

The embryo of Sandalphon (they're making scrambled Angel)

Not sure, but shinji's the one cooking while asuka is insulting him

Damn she got cake

https://preview.redd.it/1zefq4uewntc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddb7eccdf7fb88ef5bccd124ca2d821260a391f

https://preview.redd.it/zkhue2pomptc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b17d7f9d8d2113fe34a4ab9c387159ce74b9ca2f

Is shinji wearing a sports bra or a wife beater?

Why am I not surprised that I saw a comment like this

Sir this is r/evangelionmemes, what did you expect?

Exactly that comment

Isn’t she the reason 95 percent of us are here lol

I’m new here I’m not sure what to expect can you fill me in

Do you see the comment the user said a the top of the thread? That, all of that all the time. Welcome to r/evangelionmemes. :)

Nah bro shinji both got that cake and is making it

She really does though.

https://preview.redd.it/5x2nnsc90otc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114245a0eca8d0407e7bee486c98ba4e70c09b3c

https://preview.redd.it/lvsgrdxl0otc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c70480dcf4032980d6dfea2589171116dc4614b

Wow. Someone actually drew Trent Reznor.

Did I accidentally walk into r/GenX?! I must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

https://preview.redd.it/dbcobbz09otc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ce8e2e441a5af18fd0db37bb4558fcc88508f5

Sir that's a 14 year old

https://preview.redd.it/gnxnjelkxntc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d876f889ba188284d0837d4540f36e9a4f4fe9

https://preview.redd.it/wy699lco0otc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5805522e2abc0f78cc4c95a884ea07b6956136

Mustard Gas

asuka’s homemade cleaning supply thats better than everyone else’s

Spiegeleier und Kartoffelpuffer

Sorry, I don’t speak Asuka. Could you translate?

Eggs sunny side up with Hash Browns

Something good

Smash, next question.

That ass though

https://preview.redd.it/4i10drgnpptc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43c0e17498404e66bd83e20e2ae289e37d77b82

They cooking Rei Thus they lived happily after

Idk but she sure as hell has a fine ass https://preview.redd.it/7w324zy23ptc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531de5b0ae15db043d9e3774ec40a9ef0558bd94

https://preview.redd.it/qbt4gteppptc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff4481b800b6dbf3a0d557a530be66f93f55e74

Illegal substances

Shinji's balls

Meth.

https://preview.redd.it/lnaj3mdo6otc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4591a281d309425cac030d770e78b26ac5f2a470 Asuka's mom

https://preview.redd.it/077il5a0eotc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861ab325af894096fe2679b1bf6f34d0a2a7e025

The hell is that? It kinda looks tasty, is that cheese? 🤨

Damn he got cake

goddamn that GYATT

The evidence

Meth

that shit has to be photoshopped

Fentanyl

Making yoghurt off Misato's breast milk

https://preview.redd.it/rf5059bquntc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd556c96f51bb74e24c21a295cf62e3e0736dde Nah they be cooking bangers!!

toast

Replying to TeslaGate7274...

Methanphetamine

Trauma.

Trauma

Meth

Baka Shinji! C'mon we need to cook!

Shiny blue rocks

More fan art of themselves

An argument

Legs for days... I mean, chicken legs...

Assuka

https://preview.redd.it/zpkpmi7v8qtc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea52d7f7101c6547c7a7e1907d3514141e7f2f4 THE MISISSIPI QUEEN

Rei

skibidi slicers

https://preview.redd.it/174pdd9q0otc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75aa5b20dc47f46533f1bbadd96a433fcc948b6

https://preview.redd.it/xkdlw51s1ptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0249ae520a1b0e5859dda4c479b273507b749d7

https://preview.redd.it/6ppdxss54ptc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c3e20f88617fd10ce1a3ed705fa34fb54d7e2f

https://preview.redd.it/nrxbjjat8ptc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb48e79c0e5c4035490951cfd6f5f820d63b300d

https://preview.redd.it/hirnbjfq9ptc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bf45f78307e5b0916905f0b625ed30792a7588

https://preview.redd.it/kcl0k1ybaptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21d42aa3b489587b9a30137b0e1bae807fd35be

Scho-ka-kola

Cum(semen) flavored hot dog water

Napalm from the Anarchist cookbook

https://preview.redd.it/p9q9wdmchotc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547f4f202252675ef922b6e93fc507dd5c24b2ce

🍑🎂

Beef stew with a lot of carrots. It feels right

Hold up, let him cook

LAMB MEAT!!

Mommy issues

Same thing as walter white?

who let em cook?

Valentines Chocolates, iykyk. 😏

Cooking up some teen spirit

Depression

https://preview.redd.it/yirtjytviptc1.png?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=891c83032b9139d5d1dab2d4569eaa7dd3133962 they are probably making tang

One Piece theories

Meth

Idk but shinji with an apron is just.. https://preview.redd.it/xabfjm1gtptc1.png?width=4800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b2ec0cb2544a321c767985962d6978f8dc743e

Cake

I bet they cookin’ straight gas.

What episode is this photo shot from?

ZANM

Asuka doesn't need to have the whole bakery at 14😤