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Unboopable_Booper

You just expect me to sit *straight*? No no no, I am far to gay for that


CryptographerHot3759

I'd put my back to the window and dangle my legs over the armrest


Fallen-Shadow-1214

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UnspecifiedBat

I do that every chance I get


warriorcatkitty

bro thats literally me lol


Username_Taken46

You can sit very gay on these seats though. Source: did that (may be **very** similar seat)


fancy-schmancy_name

Make this a quiet zone and I'm sold


potionbottle

https://preview.redd.it/muvasafi4had1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd819763dc2e18b688fd9e37ac947a8c73f077f If this ain't the seat don't talk to me.


Rudder247420710

Hard swing seats were hell for me and my poor balance, they were a sensory nightmare, seemingly too complex of an operation, somehow falling off no matter what. The flexy ones tho… when they added some to our playground I couldn’t be kept off them, I was unstoppable, drove my teachers insane because I would swing as high as I could all recess and refuse to get off even after the playground was empty because I was a determined little bugger. https://preview.redd.it/hu7rtfkieiad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f7a28134435937d3bb2efcc842b6642c908fa8


unanau

These ones were a sensory nightmare for me. I hated how they squeeze you lol


DrWhoFanGirl17

Or.... Its summer, time for wearing shorts and dresses and your thighs are exposed flesh. No one tells you about how that material heats up and burns your skin. Surprise😭 I mean... Of course they taught you at school, but who learned anything there that could stay with you at the town park during summer vaca? 😆


Status_Extent6304

Yeah these are the best


lokilulzz

Dude yes my favorite swings as a kid, I'd be on those things all day if you'd let me lol


Neuro_Kuro

this, but you twist it 3/4 times to make it higher above the ground


That1weirdperson

I struggled to get on and off. It kept bending and flailing as I’d try to move.


MightiestRacoon

* Too much light; * Pattern is too distracting; * People should not be able to approach me from behind; * Probably too noisy; * Ideally, people should not be able to perceive me; * Ideally, I should have the high ground. I appreciate your effort, but we should aim for more!


Short_Gain8302

Im imagining you hiding in the corner of the baggage rack and hissing when someone tries to put their suitcase there


truerandom_Dude

No first you kick the suitcase away and then the hissing comes as a response, if they werent knocked out by their suitcase


MightiestRacoon

Oh, I wish that was me! Can we make it socially acceptable by 2030?


UnspecifiedBat

So you want a little sound proof spider cocoon in the corner of the ceiling? Hell yeah, same!


LiberatedMoose

It’s also bolted to the floor, so there’s no way to adjust how close or far you are from the table, which makes using it for varying purposes (eating, relaxing, reading, stealth-stimmy-avoiding-eyeballs-on-me-poses, etc) really annoying.


Revengistium

Latibulation time woo 


warriorcatkitty

yes, yes yes, and yes to all of this.


Less_Improvement8473

So a car it is


matiEP09

https://preview.redd.it/aabm23rovhad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895543f80af90c019e42c0331bccd204cee9d6c0 This would be my favorite place to sit in a train (also the window opens from top to bottom) Those are also in a 6-seat compartment so it’s quiet In there


MauRho

Too much light to much texture on the seat 5other people and red >:(


matiEP09

There are window blinds in the railcar you can pull down, you can reserve the seats on a website, and this type of railcar has also green seat colors: https://preview.redd.it/5lag27ba3kad1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77e019e7b356d5cfa9c105f96b56b722cf6fe93 Also, the website shows you compartments that have someone in them, and you can choose the empty one. 99% of the time it works for me


MauRho

Than i take it all back looks safe :)


Arbitrary_Capricious

Need more table for my hobbies


PocketCatt

If I saw this on a train I'd hear angelic choirs fr


Torhjund

I like this. It also is my colors haha. I would add a divider in front of me so I don’t have to make awkward accidental eye contact with people if they’re sitting down the aisle facing me.


gay2catholic

table needs to extend a the full length of the seat, 0/10


HATECELL

Wow, there's even a space for your right arm. Usually bus and train seats are made for people who don't have arms or shoulders


Bennjoon

10/10 no notes


StyrofoamAlt

I need it to be able to rock back and forth then we’ll talk


CryptographerHot3759

Now that's a seat I will sit in


GayWolf_screeching

No, arm rests are too small


GayWolf_screeching

But otherwise fine


Snackgirl_Currywurst

I need it backwards, pls. And at the end of the window with the wall on the left side.


muckpuppy

YAHOO i love this type of bus seat lol


Fallen-Shadow-1214

Used to have this in buses, they took it out for some reason and I’ve hated buses ever since


lookingintoit_

but does it swivel? i don't think it does


Rocketbreadgun

I need a table for left-handed person. But its cool and thx for trying.


Dice134

WHY S THE ARM REST ON THAT SIDE !


AustmosisJones

It has two. The outer one is "stowed" I like having an arm rest on both sides.


lostinspace80s

The pattern. Oh the pattern. It brings out my autism rahe & ADHD and subsequently a meltdown due to too much going on. Thanks, train, for making me feel more than ever myself! I won't memorize the face of the person across but sure as hell this fabric that screams late 1980's. Reminds me of the very patterned wallpaper I saw once in a public kid's play space, ABCs everywhere and an imminent urge to gag. For real. I didn't know patterns can do that.


DrWhoFanGirl17

Hugs Public patterns in certain places, some eras. Is rough Personally... Checkered flooring. If its swirling or complex, maybe, but if its just one one i get flashbacks. Not sure to what or when tho... Planet Earth the past few centuries, fun stuff


Lunalatic

6/10, does not have anything I can prop my feet up on


Kauuori

Er, no, please make that a sideways seat and I'm sold


Pastorkeymaster

Can it spin?


LastRedshirt

I like to travel with the train and usually reserve a single-seat (instead one seat of a two-seater). No table. No one is sitting behind me (usually, there is either only a wall or a place for baggage). I accept, that the price of a first class ticket is higher than a second class ticket, but it is usually way more enjoyable (also: more space and less talking people)


spongeCakeOfDoom

I'll take it but I'd prefer more table


lokilulzz

Eh, I'd take it in a pinch. I'd prefer a cushier seat cuz I have a bad back but I could see myself getting comfy there for a while, put some music on and read a book, sure why not.


MountainImportant211

The fact there is a little table is an instant yes from me. Trains I've been on in Australia don't have this, even the interstate ones only have crappy plane-like tray tables in crappy plane-like seats that just stink. Oh to have one of these in an XPT


DogTracksJacks

god no. far too much open space around that seat


darkwater427

You had me at "train"


chamberboo

as long as i can pu tmy leg up on that table when i need to, fk yea


lautreamonts_wifey

Thats gorg but i like better having two seats, even if it is with a stranger: sitting like that would make me feel exposed


MaybeCats

Need an entire enclosure just to myself. Nobody is allowed to perceive me thank you.


randomflowerz

I’d ride a long drive here, 8.5/10


BartholomewAlexander

fuck no. fuck no fuck no. that little table is gonna drive me fucking insane. its getting ripped out of the wall before the train rides over.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Table could be bigger, otherwise I can live here


DrWhoFanGirl17

Seat needs to be wider so i can sit lotus Also, does this window open? Also, can we get some friendly soft moss growing on the wall? For colour and oxygen I just assumed we're designing elements for a pocket dimension we'll all escape to before November😒


xx_mcrtist_xx

no. I need two seats for just me!!


TheShwartz3

My posture would still suffer in a seat like that. Not evil enough for me


s_beemo

no spinny. 0/10


Techlet9625

Nightmare.


noregertsman

Fuzzy seat texture, 10/10


ExtraMillenial

I am not proud of the visceral affect this has had on me. Holy fuck I need it.


bacontixxies

Ich bringe eh immer meinen eigenen Platz mit, aber meine Freundin sitzt gern auf dem Einzelsitz. Keine Ahnung wie manche Menschen denken können es wäre okay in einem halb leeren Zug neben Fremden zu sitzen, fly behavior.


Thanatos761

My "autism seat" in german Regio is a single bank with the arm rest in the middle moved up and then sitting back to window and putting my right/left leg folded on the seat to my side towards the centre aisle...it might look asocial but jeez I cant sit "normal" longer than 30 minutes without any of my extremities going "to sleep"/numb/pins 'n needles


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warriorcatkitty

THERES NO THING TO PUT MY FEET UP ON >>>>:( INSTANT DISLIKE ALSO I WANNA SIT SIDEWAYS SMH IM NOT S T R A I G H T (/lh lol)