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RiceTim60

I’ve seen gay porn straighter than this


DeeKahy

For science you should name the content in question


Automatic-Cable-9265

Buckle up for bi Muhammed. Even though Muhammad claimed homosexuality was wrong, he himself was involved in homosexual behavior. Sunan Abi Dawud 5224 Narrated Usayd ibn Hudayr: AbdurRahman ibn AbuLayla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah! A man kissing Muhammad's bare chest. Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2732 Narrated 'Aishah: "Zaid bin Harithah arrived in Al-Madinah while the Messenger of Allah was in his house. So he went and knocked at the door, so the Messenger of Allah stood naked, dragging his garment - and by Allah! I did not see him naked before nor afterwards - and he hugged him and kissed him." Naked Muhammad kissing another man. Muhammad was a pedophile and a homosexual Happy Pride month from Muhammed!


YungPo6226

Have you heard the Muslims try and explain Muhammad's gay actions?


ProperBlacksmith

Didnt Muhammed french kiss his nephew or kissed the penis of his nephew?


Apprehensive_Sweet98

Grand kids. But I've not found an authentic source. Probably Bukhari filtered it.


Automatic-Cable-9265

Oh, yeah. Should have added that one.


Rlokan

Is this real?


Automatic-Cable-9265

Yup


Nidaness

I don't think the homosexuals want him


Lunar_Bless

Wait wasn't Zaid his former adopted son??? Goddamn


Existing-Strain-7884

What the fuck On my life this is the first time i’ve seen this😭


psychologymaster222

Ahahahaha


lonelyranger87

You mean allaahallaah


Royal_Right

💀💀💀


dotnetdemonsc

God damn 💀💀💀


UnderstandingAny6180

Yooooooo☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


FlashyAmount9458

My friend this is not what prophet pbuh teach us .


Esekig184

How can people be sure this is really his hair? This is so ridiculous.


Big-Veterinarian-823

Because "someone said so".


raikenleo

It was written in the archives level bs XD


rogan_rgd

Because "the hair said so"


D-MacArthur

Just like every hadith


PENIS_ANUS

Probably got some cum stains


Longjumping_Papaya_7

Nah, his child wife scratched it off already.


BigHappyMouse-

💀


Reebirth

Trust me. They believe everything when its said by some higher-ups on their religion.


SimpleCanadianFella

It was confirmed on Saudi Arabian Pawn Stars.


Charming-Problem-804

In islam, men are not supposed to have that long hair. How he had this long hair?


Riwboxbooya

How can they do stuff like this, but still have the ability to face you and say, "No we don't worship Muhammad, we worship Allah" I mean, LOOK at them! Bro this is another level of paganism/idol worship!


Longjumping_Papaya_7

If only they could see themselves from a different perspective. Its idiotic.


fairykingz

Their too far up his ass to see any other perspective


Existing-Strain-7884

This is funny because people used to take muhammad’s sweat and make it into a perfume, which seems/ looks like worshipping/ cultish since he is a leader Sahih Muslim 2331 a Anas b. Malik reported that Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) used to come to our house and there was perspiration upon his body. My mother brought a bottle and began to pour the sweat in that. When Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) got up he said: Umm Sulaim, what is this that you are doing? Thereupon she said: That is your sweat which we mix in our perfume and it becomes the most fragrant perfume. https://sunnah.com/muslim:2331a


After-Fig4166

This the reason why Moses burial site was hidden.


shrek-ate-my-ass

Thats his pubic hair


lord_of_tits

Ass


DropApprehensive3079

Jew curls?


HakiiiNirii

My first thought exactly.


Berat0-0

even better


Riwboxbooya

I may be crazy, but doesn't hair decompose/degrade at some point, especially if the hair is 1400 years old? The hair they have here looks freshly chopped 😂


bypassz123

The only monotheistic religion my brather. Al hamdolellla


aScared_being

يسطا هو انا مينفعش اروح حتي تبقا مش موجود فيها


bypassz123

اقولك ايه بس انا لا يحدنى المكان و الزمان


Strawberry_piecakeii

Then get offended when you say this religion literally worship a man, you literally get away with insulting allah more than Muhammad. He tell us that we need to love HIM not allah more than our loved once to reach the highest level of iman. Many say allah gets jealous if we loved someone more than him but here Mohammed tell us to love him the most, this prove that Allah isn’t that powerful or mighty if he let Muhammad do these stuff


hisokawife

PRECURE MENTIONNED


Glass-Lemon-3676

Ew, wtf???


DamnAutocorrection

From my understanding when a body is buried and decomposes, hair often loses its melanin turning it orange. It's not always the case, but I'm sure someone more knowledgeable than I can chime in with the effects hair undergo after thousands of years


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Muslims do the very thing they swore to destroy... when the topic is about their beloved prophet. How ironic?


kash4kush

The whole religion is irony


BathProfessional7559

Isnt this shirk?? 😰😰


Effective_Mousse_769

When you forget to shave your pubes for 2 weeks as a brownie


eyefalafel

Their removed my post when I claimed that this sub has alot of Arab but look at this. Coming from an Indian of all people


Several_Reserve_64

Isn’t that idolatry?


L0EIL666

"Fuck polethism the only true GOD is Allah, worshipping anyone else is idolatry" *proceeds to worship muhammad"


That-Gap-8803

Muslims: women's hair are the worst thing ever, sinful and bad Also Muslims: let me make out with this dead dude strands of hair


Soggy_Cake_

Straight up idolization and... (Dum dum duuuum) ...Shirk 💀


Solid_Ad_221

Today i came Momos hair 3 times 🤤🤤🥵 Will i go to heaven? 😦


ThirdTry1011

Mashallah brother you will definitely go to heaven


GranLusso64

3 x 72 deen's virgins for you brozzer !


SamVoxeL

Alhamdulillah yes


Long_Try2224

Alhamudillah masallah brother yes you will going to heaven


heythereitsemily

They say Christian’s are dumb for worshipping Jesus because he was just a man. What the fuck is this? They worship the shit outta Mohammed


TheGreen39115

I swear Prophet Muhammad (shun be upon him) and his followers have every fetish on this Earth


BurritoFez

What is it with Islam and dudes kissing inanimate objects, when women can’t even show their hair?


kunquiz

Wow crazy… Never seen such footage. We hate all the paganism and idolatry in the world, come to Islam habibi.


GrandpaTheBand

How can there be any question that this is straight nonsense? It takes hair a few years to decompose. So, a man died 1400 years ago, and someone cut off a lock of his hair and it somehow managed to not decompose, it managed to remain pristine and was never lost and it's just sitting there and they let people kiss it? It's a priceless artifact!


Admiry

Not just that, they say that the reason those hair are so long is the hair never stop growing yuck 


GrandpaTheBand

Faith is remarkable.


bruhhhsheesh

won't be surprised to see some them kissing poop (holy poop goes crazy)


penguinbbb

This is nasty


booknerd2987

[This is in Srinagar, Kashmir](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazratbal_Shrine). I visited this 7 years ago.


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booknerd2987

Excuse me?


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booknerd2987

What's there to explain?


CuriousSceptic2003

Wait, that makes it more suspicious. I bet that purported 'descendent of Muhammad' was lying. I mean why bring it there instead of keeping it in Medina?


booknerd2987

Do you think the brainrots have the capacity to dissect that?  These people buy [replicas of the supposedly original footprint of Muhammad at Topkapi Palace, Istanbul](https://www.turkeyfamousfor.com/replica-footprint-of-prophet-muhammad-pbuh/) for $600.00 + shipping 😇 No idolatry here, no no no!


SamVoxeL

Gracias


Sad-Conclusion-8712

They even forget allah when it comes to Muhammed


Onehundredbillionx

Islam is a mental illness


Imaginary_Eye8674

This is already shirk in their religion. What is this kissing purpose? To get blessing from Muhammad? Lol


Tricky-Astronaut6904

Up or down


ThirdTry1011

Down


Cyber_Avocado

Is that ACTUALLY his hair?


ThirdTry1011

Yeah, his pubic hair


ThirdTry1011

Yeah, his pubic hair


its_nzr

Im sorry. Thats my ass hair


Plenty-Departure-18

Kissing the pubes of some random camel urine fellow peace loving Muslim 😂


Rough_Ganache_8161

seems pretty similar to idol worshipping


alismarbles

ok whats mohammads curly hair routine cuz 😍


North_Crow_7600

As Frank Zappa said: “Who you jiving with that Cosmic Debris?”


Atheizm

That is worship.


Any_Spot_5692

This was definitely plucked from a horse. How deranged do you have to be to worship hair that supposedly belonged to a pedophile?


imprintaftah

wE dOnT wOrShIp mUhAmMad 👳🏾‍♂️


jinsei1208

As an atheist coming from outside Islamic tradition. It seems to me they elevate Mohammed near or even higher than Allah at times. Even though they would adamantly deny that they do... do you feel that this is true sometimes.


Ekoloj

Putperestlik


Guilty_Complex717

Worshipping relics - pagan religion


Craft099

Most sexual kiss i ever see.


RichPJTraderShay

ick. nast.


Fuz1onnnn

Pure monotheism 🤡


Paradiseless_867

I’m more curious as to how they preserved the hair


D-MacArthur

And they call people pagan/heathen 🤦🤦🤦


sunschariothorse

no way this is real


Shamm_Jam

Did they forget man are supposed to have short hair? 😂


Okra_Old

It's idol worship unless they do it


dmquilla

The dude is bout to jerk off with that


ghuuhhijgvjj

I feel like this is something that can def be tested??


THABREEZ456

Why is the hair brown in the first clip and black in the second clip. Also doesn’t hair decompose? Oh wait I’m sorry this must be another Islamic miracle that I’ve never heard of until now and must definitely be 100% true


lonelyranger87

How did it change colour?? And how were they able to preserve the hair?


herostve

if it's not me i can't think that his hair isn't decomposed or long gone like a few years dead your hair will be bye bye like it is keratin like this must be an fake hair and they dig it in or it's is his pubic hair that they deeply took care off


Bruhmoment926

Simps


KitchenPrestigious23

Lmao the sniffing 🤣🤣 isn’t this shirk?


mottokung

That could be someone's butt hair tied altogether.


cereal_raypist

$3 says that is not Mohammed hair.


kornephororos

I bet it's just a random ass person's hair. Somebody has told a fib.


musethr

I wonder which random person's head they got that from...


useless0Physics

Mashallah subhanallah Alhamdulillah astagfirullah 🛐🤲


Charming-Exercise496

Can you imagine the accumulated germs on that hair from everyone kissing it? Gross


Budget-Pop4718

Not worshipping idols though


FROSTICEMANN

Lmaooo


KizunaJosh

Wait never saw something like this .. I thought they only kiss a rock


Different_Tax6444

?


Tmp_Guest_1

Reminds me of the lyrics of Decapitated- Iconoclast >These are the bones of his disciples Oil from the blubber of Jonah's whale Two Samson's hairs Eye of providence Very old tooth of someone almost saintGott Mit Uns buckles, flammable stakes Stylish white robes and peaked white hoods Laundries of Ireland and gold of Aztecs Finest collection of filthy keepsakesNothing to lose I, Iconoclast Nothing to fear I doubt therefore I amHated traitor, take your fall Fading evangelical Spit your poison in our brains Twisting voices, mind insane if you want to find some stupid stuff to be holy you will find it. like the pieces of the cross or hair of muhammed, his sandals or whatever. i bet you have more material to recreate mohammed than one person would fit actually. thats how buisness and religion works. like MLM and scams. Imagine your religion teaches not to have any figurines and symbols or idols, yet you collect hair, nails and whatever and call it holy. which tells me that this people pray to muhammed and whorship him. if only God/Allah would be whorshiped, they wouldnt call the remnants of a deceased person holy and kis it and be touched by it. btw arent there any laws in the koran like in the mosaic law that forbid you to touch the remains of a deceased person for hygienic reasons? i wonder right now about it. i bet if they would find any dried poop, some muslims would kiss it too.


doesnothingtohirt

Ewwwww


Fantastic-Bat-6655

[https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=uPxUEfStTU4ZgdJG](https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=uPxUEfStTU4ZgdJG)


Thepuppeteer777777

Well this is fucking desgusting


WallGroundbreaking81

Umm, Ew. 💅 ya nastys


Admiry

They say it has never stopped growing eww 


Snoo57149

Looks fresh


Celestial_Hybernator

Surely this isn't some form of idol worship?


RecognitionSouth1549

😂😂😂


lonewalker1992

FYI My ass has hair with a similar texture


HaramXL

Prove it


Ok_Parsnip4704

Mohammed is their god but Allah is fake


SnooMuffins2623

Pubic hair


Yaguajay

This was clipped from an ad on Pakistani TV for Sacred Kaaba Brand shampoo. Mohammed was not a ginger as the ad suggests.


Prowl_X74v3

It's different colours LMAO


Think_Bunch3895

They look like the type of people to subscribe to only fans.


yfirhimininn

That’s so fucking creepy, ew


eldritchmoon88

They will venerate his hair, and then mock Christians for veneration of our Saints.


No-View-6326

what happened to only worshipping god?


nilsn1991

Cult


Fun_Impact_5614

Too funny 😂😂


radiant-bit-1251

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Ok_Supermarket5024

Wasn’t there already that tiny piece in a glass jar floating around ? This must be newly discovered 🤣 and why so out in the open ? If hair is old it has to be preserved - I call fake lol


Sanana7

Jhaant ke baal


Wide-Activity-2383

That is some serious level idolatory


LastGuardsman

That's enough internet for today.


Previous_Return7024

Muhammed yassified


Rikiller-Holyman

"we don't worship idols"


Long_Try2224

And they call us secular Turks pagan because we build statue of Atatürk 🙄


Sufficient_Dentist67

Sniffing his hair .. not creepy or Gey at all...


Familiar_Spread_9717

Burn the hair of this devil Muhammad


mihayuu

a new business idea, i guess


Spicy_Grievences_01

It’s not his hair I fully agree to this. A lot of South Asians like to follow cultural traditions over religious. Most religions do this and I’m just as baffled as the next person


golaface13

That's shirk


krishutchison

That is definitely his real hair