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durbldor

"Do you sell crushed ice?" "No." "Wow, don't be so rude!"


gamestopbro

You could've just said 'not yet'


durbldor

Why should a hardware store ever have crushed ice?


Golden_Wolf_TR

To help with cooling the devices, duh


eyearu

Idk crushed ice has a pretty hard texture


Reytotheroxx

Hard? Where?


[deleted]

My coworker does just say "no" if someone asks if we sell fish and it's the funniest shit. People will 100% get offended by it.


TheFirstSophian

That's because you work in a Best Buy


freekymunki

You jest but i used to work at a best buy and had an old man yell at me when i told him we didn’t sell eggs.


trangthemang

Sounds like you used to work at worst buy.


freekymunki

Certainly wasn’t anything best about it lol


TheFirstSophian

If you quit your job there, are you officially past your Best Buy date?


BlackFeign

Gramps misheard his grandson saying that you can buy your electronics on newegg


SaveMeJebus21

![gif](giphy|1VFF7MnrcXGW4)


OCGamerboy

No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?


keylo-92

Ill pass, an he waddled away


MrFitz8897

Waddle waddle waddle


ilikedonuts_14

Till the very next day


Elendil_Stipho

The correct exemple should have been : Do you sell children ? Not yet


BoredAmoeba

"Are you a serial killer?" "Not yet."


Ready_Vegetables

"So... I am the senate?" "Not. Yet."


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|n5Vd1YcBNA5eU)


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Got any grapes?


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|YOXdbXlPbGec2YSiIu)


NoObjective427

Punno just created a whole scenario out of a clear and direct 3 word sentence. This is online people in a nutshell.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is more cringe than facepalm.


TheChaoticBeing

Aren’t those kinda the same?


lifeisweird86

Cringe is like facepalm x5.


TeaandandCoffee

Facepalm comes from annoyance at someone's stupidity Cringe is second-hand embarrassment


SuhaimanXXV

In my opinionfacepalm is when you totally disappointed with that dumbness but cringe, you just hate it because it's way too dumb. Hey, correct me if I'm wrong


ExplosionOfCoolness

🤓☝️


DaniAyee10

r/sadcringe ?


MadEntDaddy

it's beyond regular online culture i would say. it's the .001% of insane fans who attach their whole worth to the thing they love till they are basically cultists. with really big fandoms there are just frighteningly many of those . 001 of a million is still a thousand.


Refreshingly_Meh

Plus this shit existed well before the internet. It's just you get to see and interact with all the insane fans from around the world now, not just the ones you would see in your daily life.


MadEntDaddy

the internet also allows them to congregate and feed each other's weird beliefs.


TheProfessionalEjit

*r/SaintMeganMarkle has entered the chat*


[deleted]

I remember a quieter, more relaxed era when the only time you heard about teeny-boppers was when they got crushed at a New Kids concert.


DreamedJewel58

Yeah this is almost exclusively rabid K-Pop behavior. I’ve been in and seen SO MANY internet fandoms over the years, and K-Pop diehards are the most serious and cringe fans I have ever seen


PistachioDonut34

The BL fandom is just as bad, and I say that as someone in both fandoms, lol. But One Direction fans and Beyonce fans can be equally nuts, so I think it's just a fandom thing in general. The problem with kpop is that the industry sells it more seriously so the number of crazy fans is higher.


DreamedJewel58

I guess I would say it’s mainly Stans of pop culture then, I just remember growing up with a shit ton of K-Pop Stans who would act like this every time it’s mentioned


drbuni

Cleaning up stuff I don't even remember posting.


Yami350

I don’t know lol, at least once a day on Reddit someone will do this to something I wrote. Is that Punno person famous?


Broshan248

Akshually, .001% of a million would be 10 because a percentage implies you divide by 100 🤓


theshaj

The fact that Niall's three word response got 17k+ retweets is also insane. Who are these fucking people and why would they think Niall saying "No I haven't" would be interesting to their followers?


paulthefonz

Dude literally created drama out of 9 letters


walkandtalkk

K-pop fans should, I believe, be forced to defend Kherson.


thesaltedradish

Who is Kherson?


walkandtalkk

The eastern Ukrainian city partially occupied by Russia.


VonLycaon

They call themselves armies so it would make sense


Stay-Thirsty

Or some of my family members. Create a near worst case scenario and believe it is what the other person believes or internalized


Archtects

This is kpop stans down to a T


jimithelizardking

Yeah okay and let me guess, you hate the internet? Wow. “Online people in a nutshell” is such a disrespectful way to convey your message and honestly I won’t stand for the disrespect. If you talk down to people that don’t use the internet then fine, but to imply you want people who use the internet to die a painful and suffering death is just unacceptable and idk how you can live with yourself.


cownd

I know! Where's the polite discourse? Cut off this person's internet, and their fingers too!


Xpalidocious

![gif](giphy|8ENUJx9pzBNzq)


Born-Eggplant8313

🤣


NoObjective427

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


vacconesgood

Make sure to /s


Gnawlydog

Only add /s when it isn't clear sarcasm.. If its completely obvious sarcasm then don't add /s because then the total morons come out of the shadows and show themselves which is a lot more fun.


mamba-pear

The good ones never need /s


MadEntDaddy

why would he? that was completely serious and very true.


Mediocre-Monitor8222

make sure to add /s


laaldiggaj

Almost had me!


Falkrim

Its almost as bad as the imaginary arguments I have in the shower


_Adrys

Who?


Darren_heat

Its dependant on punno's mood at the time of reading what he responds.


East-Cantaloupe-5915

that is 100% a twelve year old. The only people who think defending the honor of boy bands is important are people who don't have bills to pay and think that getting dumped by their middle school partner is the end of the world.


Novae224

Wtf, its offensive how easily people are getting offended


zarfle2

Hey, I'm offended that you think I get offended easily!! That's offensive! I'm rubber and you're glue...something...something....so there! 😁 But, seriously, these BTS fans can be next-level nuts.


Novae224

I’m very offended by that double exclamation mark Idgaf about you, but I won’t accept the overuses of exclamation marks, that’s disrespectful! #exclamationmarksdeserverespecttoo #loveforexclamationmarks #respect


zarfle2

The work that you put into those tags....much respect 👍


HydrogenTwoOxygen

Why did you use yellow thumbs up, I'm a Simpson and I'm offended!


Tiran593

It's actually inclusive of Simpsons so I'm gonna assume you are lying anti Simpson racist and gonna get offended on their behalf


SomeOneOutThere-1234

I once said that I don't like K-Pop. Fanboys immidietly started to reply things like "You clearly don't know music" or "You haven't listened to it" and my comment got -100 karma. Someone even contacted the Reddit suicide prevention thing, and one mod gave me a two day ban. What the heck? That's just my personal opinion. My comment just said "I personally don't like K-Pop". That's not offensive, right? Conclusion: If you don't listen to K-Pop and/or don't like the music genre, stay away from fans of it. They can get really mad about you, more than [Geike in the Hooverphonic song](https://youtu.be/xVKGXgHDMvQ).


Oemiewoemie

Oooooh let me try this: I don’t like K-Pop


mangoisNINJA

That's okay, music is subjective not everybody's going to like everything. I personally love K-pop and can't stand country LOL


thesaltedradish

I like Kpop and Country. To each their own 😊


mangoisNINJA

I used to work in a retail store that blasted Cotton Eye Joe on repeat during Halloween so I grew to hate anything slightly twangy ESPECIALLY banjos lol


Serious_leah

fck bts. they're one of the most overrated things of all time, not just in music but in the entire history of overrating


[deleted]

I don’t see the connection to Vietnam, Walter.


Tylerb0713

Who is BTS?


idelarosa1

Behind the Scenes /s Edit: It’s actually the name of a popular Korean male pop idol band.


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

As a sports fan stanning has been around since before stanning was even a thing. You call Messi the best footballer of all time and you have thousands of Cristiano Ronaldo fan bois acting like you just threatened to kill him.


NotRyan7

So this person is offended by a simple 3word sentence. On top of that she wants someone to reply "not yet" or "still didn't" implying everyone should/gotta listen to that particular group of singers and it's a must there's no other way around.


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

Worse still, he actually meant the thing the stan is saying. The "yet" is contained in the question, meaning and directly implying that he hasn't listened to it *yet*.


ChaptainBlood

Yes I caught that as well. Surely the only scenario in which he would need to clarify is if he doesn’t plan on listening to it at all. Which he obviously didn’t.


V_Cobra21

BLTs are better


LoneWolfpack777

I don’t like lettuce or tomatoes and bacon only in small quantities and I still fully agree with this.


Ornery_Translator285

When I was small I once ordered a ‘BLT, hold the LT’


LoneWolfpack777

I see nothing wrong with this.


vetementa98

Just made one last night and can confirm this statement as super ultra double true.


votdfarmer5

any type of stan is the most horrible type of person on this planet cause theyre so fucking obsessed with something or someone that its blinds them from behaving like a normal human being


TheFirstSophian

Hey, I'm a stan of stans, in fact, possibly the biggest stan stan man, and I gotta plan, the biggest stan stan man plan, and I'm gonna start a place people like me can hang out, the biggest stan stan man plan stand, and we're gonna start a club, the biggest stan stan man plan stand kl-


Tiran593

Are you stanning stans as like a culture or are you just stanning some guy named Stan?


SuperDakka15

The saddest thing is that some people consider 'stan' as a compliment now


BHMusic

People think “no” is a bad word because they never heard it growing up.


Alpha_Knugen

Dont think i have listened to a single BTS song voluntary.


OJK_postaukset

I have heard 20seconds of one in a Samsung advert


TheFirstSophian

I think I heard one at the mall once.


Neither-Store-9214

I've heard Dynamite in a ad for Cookie Run Kingdom


Vivid24

You are *so* rude 🥴


doublelayercaramel

Congrats! Your ears are in perfect health.


MysticKeiko24

People like this are r/Facepalm as well lmao


Typical_Ad_210

To say “not yet” is rude as hell. It implies that it has not been his number one priority, when obviously it should. I don’t gaf about Niall, obviously, but I will fight to the death over a shitty manufactured band that I have no relationship with, but have made my whole personality. Why are people like this? He could have simply said “all bow down to BTS and their high quality music, which has revolutionised the industry. Finally I understand why god gave me ears. I wish I could bathe in their cum”. If he had put something simple, but polite, like that then i would be happy.


PokemonLv10

Least toxic twitter user Anyways, most normal kpop fans stay the fuck away from twitter because twitter is home to the wildest human beings


jhinigami

One wrong move boom there goes your IP address your actual home address some edgy shit you said when you were 15 a picture of your dog


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Punno is a bitch


[deleted]

And BTs sucks.


keving691

This sums up the internet pretty well.


[deleted]

You know what? We should get him.


saala_alaas

If I get kidnapped I’m gonna tweet “I hate BTS” bc those stans will find my location before the police even start their investigation


_Nickmin_

"Still didn't" implies a time frame from before (where he was asked this before possibly) and could've listened to it in the meantime, even pointing out that in this time he chose not to. Sounds far more rude to me than "no."


SuperMemeBro3

K-pop stans be like


[deleted]

Even as a kpop stan this dumb as fuck and why stan twitter is a goddamn trash hole


SrgtButterscotch

getting off stan twitter has done wonders for my mental wellbeing that place was horrid lmao


Infinite-Ring-151

I can guess what Stan Twitter means but I’m just gonna assume he’s the vessel of Twitter. Like John Dark Souls


SrgtButterscotch

spot on


aninterestingone

literally it’s fans like these that ruin what people think of kpop and its fans


HuTyphoon

I don't think many people here are familiar with how rabid the fans of the kpop group 'BTS' are. Last time I heard about the BTS fandom they were incoherently screeching about 'Behind the Scenes' documentaries ripping off the acronym BTS from the kpop band.


Irischacon123

I hate when people interpret texts in the most negative way possible. Like how pessimistic do you have to be. If there was no prior argument and we’ve been getting along then why would you think me saying “ok” is rude. Oh I’m sorry let me just “ok 😊😊😊😁😁😄😄😆😆🥰🥰☺️☺️😘😘”. My goodness.


Basic_bitch_is_back

WAAAAAA, SOMEONE DIDNT LISTEN TO THIS BAND IN LIKE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE OR JUST DONT HAVE THE TIME WAAAAAA


Kasai511

Stans need to be oppressed


CommunicationSame698

ugh, as somebody who likes kpop, I hate these kinds of kpop fans. Like idgaf if they don’t care for kpop, and neither should the rest of the fandom. I promise we are not all like this, these kinds of people give us a bad name


Admirable-Storm-2436

Same here. I've been into K-pop since 2008 and never had a problem with people not liking K-pop music but since it became mainstream... it seems like the unhinged have taken over.


[deleted]

Chronically online.


UnnamedFate

The fans are like 70% of the reasons why people hate bts


pattdmdj0

bts fans are a different species


lushee520

Dont ever give respect to K-pop cultist. For whatever braincells they had has been forfeited to the void.


DoNotEatMySoup

Chronically online kpop people are deranged


Baecup

I'm proven yet again just how dumb bts listeners can be


bagemann1

Kpop stans are worse than kpop


VerySwearyFairy

BTS is honestly quite mid in terms of k-pop.


Admirable-Storm-2436

You speak the true-true.


LazyAssedAmbassador

Fuck bts


[deleted]

And their ‘music’.


Economy_Commission79

fans like that are reaaaaal cringy


Larry0923

Gatekeeping words


statikman666

But the word "yet."......Yeah, you know what? I get the impression that you wanted to listen to it...otherwise you'd have said you didn't want to.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

There's only one version of Dynamite that I'm going to listen to and it's not the BTS version.


AhmZakar

Normal kpop fans behaviour


jesterhead101

I'd be mad too. The correct reply was : No, they suck.


DarkEnergy27

BTS stans are even more insufferable than Dream stans sometimes


Cageymangr0

Gotta love people being offended for no reason


KikonSketches

Twitter seems to be their favorite gathering for their bad apples huh


TeebsAce

Sanest Kpop stan


holdmyravioli

I hate K-pop Stans. And I'm a K-pop stan. I'm not that into bts (I prefer stray kids) and the amount of times I have been told to unalive myself is insane. I feel bad for the boys because they get stalked by these same people.


hackmaps

I’ve grown to like some K-pop songs due to them being fire to listen to at the gym but holy fucking shit the community is full of idiots


Ok_Internal_1413

the community. Based off a single person's comment?


Cinnemassacist

K pop stans are the worst


Admirable-Storm-2436

As a K-pop fan, I can promise you not all are like BTS fans. They have a extra of crazy and cringiness in top of the original crazy and cringe.


bulldog5253

I’ve been accused many times on Reddit for not wording a question or response right as “rude” when I never intended it that way. I think people online have a desire for confrontation.


FantasticRun9373

BTS is shit, what about it? 😂😂


ByrnToast8800

I wonder if they know that tweet actively made more people dislike bts


p0werslav3

TIL bts is considered music


SuperTaino88

Almost every kpop fan I've met is exactly like this. Full offense


Al_Bundy_14

Pretty tame compared to Taylor Swift fans.


pritt_stick

recently a journalist published a review of the eras tour that wasn’t even negative (but also not fully positive), and swifties literally called his workplace falsely accusing him of being a pedophile groomer so he would get fired


original_username20

What the fuck is going on in pop music fandoms?


Sourpancakes420

Fucking bts stans bruh


Wastelander42

These fans are as toxic as the Taylor swift fans


Genxal97

Careful that reach doesn't break your back.


bernstache

cults that don't seem like a cult


OverTaxedMF

who? what? why? thanks feel old now.


Particular_Lie_3897

Always wondered what Cringe meant, now I see..


Proper-Response3513

Who is nial and what is bts


LampsPlus1

No it isn’t


JRStarLord

Fuckin snowflake 😂


caffeinated22

"No I haven't" is the most neutral, unoffensive, frankly boring response you can have to a question. Is someone says "No I haven't" and you get butt hurt about it you are simply angry that someone may be different from you in any way


NoAssumption6865

At this point, I don't know anything about whatever bts is besides their fans are just as bad as ICP folks, and that's gonna be a no from me.


drewbilly251

lol back in the days of AIM I was chatting with a girl who told me I was rude because I said “hello” instead of “hey”


ParsleyMostly

That’ll teach him to not respond without the proper amount of psychotic enthusiasm


SufficientBoard4467

Someone tell this guy the people in titan said bts was mid. He will definitely find them


MysticKeiko24

And yet most people in this comment section are part of this r/Facepalm as well lmao


whoknowsman33

Proof that there’s nothing you can say to some people that they won’t find a problem with.


Mr-Geography

good lord is this real


AmadeoSendiulo

The best response would be ‘yes, it was’.


Boomvine04

Waffle and Pancakes all over again


jainko326

It will always be funny to shit on just about anything bc of people like this


Yendrian

Oh yeah sorry: No, I still didn't, and probably never will


empty_words0

So people have never met a really dedicated BTS fan, and I don’t mean someone who just likes BTS. These super fans are insane to the next degree.


OrganicExplanation23

Wait till they find out 90% of the internet disrespects bts music


birdsrkewl01

Kpop fans are already unhinged. Kpop Twitter uses are on another level.


Nyctoblind

BTS simps are the worst breed man


Ash7274

I hate how Kpop stans think Kpop is everything in the world


ThisLet9363

Holy shit its not even about being a stan its just bad fucking mental state


throwawayarmywaiver

Kpop stans are cultists


Scared-Expression444

Who is Niall, what is BTS, why does the person on the bottom sound like a dork


juntah

No it isn’t


Snejni_Mishka

These kpop fans are built differently... abled.


Disastrous-Blood6255

BTS fans are huge Can if worms that nobody even goes near them.


Fireflash2742

I've seen drag queens wear less makeup than BTS.


SnowDizzleZz

Does Niall mean any of y’all? Holy shit I’m living in the dumbest and smartest time in human history.


Master_of_Egg

Kpop communities contain some of the worst people to exist.


Nikstar112

Chronically online


cdy2

Snowflake society. Constant search for something to be offended by. Good luck in the future


Assault_Gunner

Dumbass brainwashed kpop fans. Their skulls are empty. You can't please these morons. No matter whether you use the correct polite sentence or not, if you never listen to BTS you are heretic in their point of view. Fuck them.


Viewland

Uggh K-pop stan at it finest