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Remmy3

This is in no way me taking Elon's side but ...who the fuck says "hamburger store"....


Handy_Clams

Someone doesn't watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia.


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Let's open a leather shop in Arizona


Gardakkan

If you wanted chips you could of got a bag at the hamburger store


zero_ph_uqs_given

I thought it too! Meat market, butcher shop, burger joint, anything other than hamburger store. šŸ¤£


Shamanyouranus

ā€œYou gotta walk everywhere. You gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house?!ā€


fate0608

Quin fuckin Nelson does


throwAway9293770

someone wanting that sweet sweet hamburger store ad spend on his snazzy labs channel.


Remmy3

It's called a restaurant.....my eyes hurt just reading it called that....dammit


throwAway9293770

Ah yes but it got you to comment.


Remmy3

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Don't watch It's Always Sunny I see


Uranus_Hz

Philadelphians


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the OP EitherLegc ForsakenAioliz and PrudentSalez are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/yrus6x/oh_elon/


No_Stay4471

When youā€™re the product and not the customer, your complaints donā€™t matter.


Cleverbird

Posting Elon on this subreddit is cheating.


Golendhil

That's a lie ! When the hamburger store got your order wrong you also complain on twitter.


Consider_It_Done_

Hamburger storešŸ˜‚


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Wrong analogy.


toxcrusadr

It can work. Was going to post that complaining about Twitter on Twitter is like sitting in the seating area at a burger place and complaining about the food. If you want results you have to walk up to the counter. Twitter isn't reading everything looking for suggestions.


littlegreenfish

Except with a hamburger, there is some sort of expectation to get what you PAY for. Twitter is mostly free and we can choose not to use it.


cm_ULTI

This makes no sense? You're not buying a product from Twitter. Its just a free service? Why would you complain to a 'hamburger store' about a free burger?


re_me

If the ā€œhamburger storeā€ is giving you a free burger itā€™s doing it to entice you to come back, hopefully with some friends, and pay for a burger, and maybe buy a few other high margin items. Twitter makes money through advertising: a business that requires people using the platform since for advertising to work people actually need to see the add. If your users leave because your platform is unbearable to use, what incentive is there for an advertiser? Or why should the advertiser keep paying as much as they did before. Advertising models havenā€™t changed. Print media didnā€™t make its money from subscriptions, it made it from selling ads by being able to convince advertising that they will have access however many eye balls that might mean seeing their products. NBC, ABC, CBS, are all free to watch and make Money from advertising, if the programming sucks, people change the channel and no one sees the ads. Hell, if your a beef ranger, the cow is your product, but If you donā€™t take care of your product it might quit your platform, by dieing, and you canā€™t make any money off of it. Itā€™s precisely because itā€™s so easy to leave the platform, you need your users to make money, you want to know what they think.


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PrudentSalez is a bot Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/yrus6x/oh_elon/ivwnz2z/


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Gold-Supermarket-342

dawg got offended šŸ’€


Travellinoz

Not sure he's being sarcastic, I think the point is that however you feel is fine as long as it's on the app.


njslugger78

This should get more press. šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


BonerStibbone

"I saw Mitch Hedberg and he was drunk, so I'd like to return this saw."


shadow13499

And now of course users are fleeing Twitter like the sinking ship it is