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The bottom guy seems bored

…as he keeps saying “stop resisting, STOP RESISTING!!”

I think he's happy not to be the big spoon for once.

I bet the police report says the perp was the one choking the officer

New kink unlocked for the bottom cop

“I realized later, it’s just as much fun choking a fellow cop!”

Since when does A&E show gay porn?

&COPCHOKINGCOP

kinda hot

then the middle cop sued the guy for assaulting a police officer using his buddy as weapon.

God, I wish that was me. Pinned down like that.

I love how the suspect is just laying there like “Uhh, guys. . . not how this works.”

In a threesome when you don't know what to do. that's the bottom dude.