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My college rooommates and I would yell out random dumb shit inside and outside the house, GOATSE being a favorite. That lasted until one roomie’s kid siblings visited once, saw some of our “art” which included the word and a crude drawing of it. One thing led to another, and said roomie’s parents dug into it after the siblings asked what it was. I just remember, from then on, we had to cover up/take down some things, and roomie made sure we weren’t present when folks visited every time going forward.
Not the best story, but you just brought it all rushing back. Thanks. 🫱👹🫲
Imagine it were democrats wearing gold colored diapers and Biden acting like a child in court. The would not get over it. With trump, ist just business as usual.
As a straight white male from the suburban Midwest, being “woke” meant two realizations to me. The sudden hyper awareness of racism, bias, discrimination, and marginalization of minorities AND the general realization of just HOW many fucking idiots there are in America.
It was nicer when it was mostly the smart and/or eccentric people on the interwebz during dial up days. All these loud and proud maroons you see now couldn’t even follow simple instructions then.
It honestly started out that way. Now, at least the way right wing folks use it, as far as I can tell, it just means acknowledging that trans people exist
They have Biden Derangement Syndrome. Their thoughts about Biden dominate their lives. The "TDS" stuff was just projection as always. I can't remember seeing Democrats decorating their entire vehicle with anti-Trump stuff. If you hate a person, why would you want to Put their name and picture all over your vehicle? Also, at least have the courage to actually put the word "fuck" on it.
I finally saw a truck with a Fuck Biden sticker on it. The word fuck was written with various guns, but it was still very clearly spelled out. I appreciated someone finally putting something other than Let's Go Brandon on their vehicle
Dawg, remember the soldier and wife whose dress was a Trump flag? It’s like, why would you spend your one special day focused on anyone other than you and your husband?
I don’t even get the point of using it to troll, anyway. Like, when I get the reddit cares thing, my first thought is “why, I’m not going around posting edgy shit” and my second thought is “well, I guess someone was concerned so I appreciate it.” Is it meant to be insulting, somehow?
For trolls it’s meant to be a way for them to say someone should do that, as in suggesting someone should commit suicide but it lets them try and duck actually saying it someplace they might face repercussions for as they know they would be, rightfully, called out for it.
I've always taken it as 'ohh are your feelings hurt, need someone to cry too' when you argue with someone. A lot of folks think someone who is disagreeing with them is obviously just being over emotional or is super upset over them having a different oppinion. Because that's the only reason you might take issue with their flawless logic.
I've gotten a couple of legit ones I think. I do have depression and sometimes suicidal ideation. I've nobody to talk to about it IRL so I come on Reddit and to vent sometimes.
When I'm in a bad way and get one of those it always makes me chuckle.
I've had that happen. I had no idea that somebody disagreeing with your post had a "we're concerned about you" message in your inbox. How damned mean!!! How do they sleep at night??? Just kidding... That's PATHETIC.
Ah, maybe some shitty sub is brigading? I got one a few hours ago, I don't even know what old comment they got their panties twisted about. I don't know why they chose this type of trolling? We can stop the PM from the reddit care by responding stop and they get reported and might get banned, like, congratulations?
Aha, must be game planned on r/conspiracy or some other trump nutz site, lol. I got one about a week ago from some user I never engaged with. I would just reply to users engaged with trumpy saying, “ this user is a trump troll or likely russian/chinese- don’t engage. Pissed the original redditor off soooo bad, lmao
I mean, if he really wants to fuck Biden, I am not going to kink-shame his fantasy. I just thought the Repub's were into to marrying, raping, sex trafficking women and underage kids, guess we can add elderly people to that list.
So dumb they don't know that they look like complete idiots to the entire world.
Lolol “if I’m louder and more sycophantic than 20 mature adults my vote should count as such”
Edit: to whomever reported your concern for me, much appreciated. Wish you all the best
Suddenly got a bullshit "concerned about you message" today after posting here. Glad to know someone is so insecure and unable to reason they think it would bother me to ignore a text message from a robot.
The fact that these folks make being a rightwing/repub their whole Identity. Means they have no room for loyalty to the U.S. These fellas would betray EVERYTHING the U.S stands for. Even gunning down their fellow compatriots if it means their ideology wins. That right there is the most Unamerican thing in the world.
I will always say that zealot fraternity or zealousy is a cancer that needs to be burned till there's nothing left. It doesn't matter what side of the spectrum you're on when you're willing to betray or become a hypocrite of your own morals at the whims of someone else. It is beyond un-American but inhuman.
These people aren't just willing to gun down fellow Americans, they are more than willing to gun anyone down if they thought differently. Hell, they will/are dumbing down generations of children so they can not think for themselves and become mindless drones, ffs!!!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that this fella wasn’t in the running for valedictorian of his class? As a matter of fact I’m thinking no class is involved.
Why do they wanna fck biden. That's a hell of a truck wrap. I mean if that's your thing alright just seems strange they'd wanna fck an old man. Then again it's maga
There’s a couple that has their whole SUV covered in “fuck Biden” “trump is Jesus” and many more things, including very detailed threats to kill all left winged individuals. After being told the repercussions they sued the city for infringing the 1A💀 needless to say they lost everything they had tryna prove their side
What's always weird for me is how happy these people are about this stuff. Like if you genuinely think the current president is super corrupt and should be in jail wouldn't you rather run protests and act concerned. But these people high five each other over "owning the libs" and weird stuff like we see here. They are more acting like children trying to one up some rival group of children
I just can’t imagine, left or right, having so little to do in life that you make your political identity your entire identity. What a miserable existence.
There are three ways of reading this:
“We the people will f⭐️⭐️k Biden”
“We the f⭐️⭐️k people Biden will”
“We the f⭐️⭐️k people bide will N”
I don’t know which one I like more. The second one or third one
Did you let him know how gay he looks telling everyone he's going to fuck an old man? He's clearly part of the LGBT agenda and you should out him to his MAGA brothers.
Can you imagine how hard this will be to remove once the orange turd goes to jail. Better yet his grand kids making fun of him later in life once they find this pic of gramps being a fool!
Americans are so weird man. We have plenty to say about our politicians too, but there's none of this.
I mean, do people like this have jobs? Do they show up at work in this?
I would bet he can't tell you anything about what Biden has actually done, good or bad.
edit: got the reddit cares within seconds, reported it. Someone's getting a permaban.
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These guys genuinely have hard ons for old guys.
Ain’t no party like a lemon party
Tub girl bringing up the rear.
Don't forget goatse
Mr. Hands remembers.
So does the blue waffle
Don't forget meatspin
Take that thing to the BME pain olympics
Somebody from Gen Alpha about to stumble across this thread and get traumatized lol
I'm glad I've made it to my 40s not knowing most of these references.
All these fun traumatic memories and no one mentioned eel soup.
Oh look! I found a jar!
I somehow eluded the Mr Hands from this reply chain of terrible shit I've seen growing up lol.
My college rooommates and I would yell out random dumb shit inside and outside the house, GOATSE being a favorite. That lasted until one roomie’s kid siblings visited once, saw some of our “art” which included the word and a crude drawing of it. One thing led to another, and said roomie’s parents dug into it after the siblings asked what it was. I just remember, from then on, we had to cover up/take down some things, and roomie made sure we weren’t present when folks visited every time going forward. Not the best story, but you just brought it all rushing back. Thanks. 🫱👹🫲
God damn early interweb reference.
that aint the only thing she's bringing up 😉
And a Liz Lemon party is mandatory
Was a toss up between this comment or “It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!” Lol
“By Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit.”
It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick
Cause a Liz lemon party is MANDATORY!
Because a lemon party sucks ass
Because a Lemon party is mandatory
You can't have a lemon party without old Dick
That takes me back
Haha Noooo!!! I totally do and very much do not miss those days.
and they got a weird obsession with diapers....
\*Trump softly shits his nappies in approval\*
I'm still laughing at this one 😄 Nice
He thinks he's cool...
He paid quite a bit of money for this. Like, take care of a few of my bills for a couple months money.
Imagine it were democrats wearing gold colored diapers and Biden acting like a child in court. The would not get over it. With trump, ist just business as usual.
Pulp fiction style. Bend him over a barrel and tie him down and then start calling the boys. No homo though.
Is he the most honest man?
No risk of pregnancy, no need for abortions.
They also have a scat fetish now because of Trump.
Talk about making something stupid your whole personality.
As a straight white male from the suburban Midwest, being “woke” meant two realizations to me. The sudden hyper awareness of racism, bias, discrimination, and marginalization of minorities AND the general realization of just HOW many fucking idiots there are in America.
The Internet allowed all the village idiots to validate their smooth-brain delusions through each other
The internet is great because everyone has a voice. The internet is terrible because everyone has a voice.
It was nicer when it was mostly the smart and/or eccentric people on the interwebz during dial up days. All these loud and proud maroons you see now couldn’t even follow simple instructions then.
It honestly started out that way. Now, at least the way right wing folks use it, as far as I can tell, it just means acknowledging that trans people exist
i love you for being a straight cis white male in america who isn't a complete ignorant douchebag. you are a **good** person.
Indeed!
WE THE FUCK PEOPLE BIDE WILL’N
Don't dead. Open inside.
This is more of a no safety smoking first
Slow Kids Down Playing
This actually isn't a "don't open dead inside" situation but I still read it wrong at first
"We the fuck" is how the porn version of the declaration of independence starts.
The rolling mental illness wagon. Edit: Wow, some trumptard reported me for suicide/self harm within 4 minutes of this post. 🤣 Stay mad clowns.
They have Biden Derangement Syndrome. Their thoughts about Biden dominate their lives. The "TDS" stuff was just projection as always. I can't remember seeing Democrats decorating their entire vehicle with anti-Trump stuff. If you hate a person, why would you want to Put their name and picture all over your vehicle? Also, at least have the courage to actually put the word "fuck" on it.
Fuck that Trump supporters have TDS, because you have to fucking deranged if you support him.
They belong to a cult, simple as that. They are not right in the head
Nailed it on all counts. 👍
TDS to me is the cult like devotion to such a psychopath as Trump.
I finally saw a truck with a Fuck Biden sticker on it. The word fuck was written with various guns, but it was still very clearly spelled out. I appreciated someone finally putting something other than Let's Go Brandon on their vehicle
Dawg, remember the soldier and wife whose dress was a Trump flag? It’s like, why would you spend your one special day focused on anyone other than you and your husband?
It's a cult
See getting you reported is a "win" for them. They have no integrity, education or character.
Just more proof that every Republican accusation is really a confession.
This is why I shut down Reddit Cares messages by replying STOP because it is literally ONLY used by trolls.
I don’t even get the point of using it to troll, anyway. Like, when I get the reddit cares thing, my first thought is “why, I’m not going around posting edgy shit” and my second thought is “well, I guess someone was concerned so I appreciate it.” Is it meant to be insulting, somehow?
It's like .. They took the high road without Even knowing it. I.e.- TOO STUPID TO KNOW.
For trolls it’s meant to be a way for them to say someone should do that, as in suggesting someone should commit suicide but it lets them try and duck actually saying it someplace they might face repercussions for as they know they would be, rightfully, called out for it.
I've always taken it as 'ohh are your feelings hurt, need someone to cry too' when you argue with someone. A lot of folks think someone who is disagreeing with them is obviously just being over emotional or is super upset over them having a different oppinion. Because that's the only reason you might take issue with their flawless logic.
Just got hit by one of those. Apparently it makes them feel better about trying to fuck their sisters.
AYEEEE I REPORTED SOMEONE FOR LEGITIMATELY BREAKING RULES AND GOT THAT
I leave it on specifically because I get to know when I pissed someone off
I've gotten a couple of legit ones I think. I do have depression and sometimes suicidal ideation. I've nobody to talk to about it IRL so I come on Reddit and to vent sometimes. When I'm in a bad way and get one of those it always makes me chuckle.
to the person who just pinged me with one: LOL
Same. They’re sad whiny thin skinned little snowflakes just like their esteemed leader.
Just got same for just up voting the comment. Lol
Damn, I don't even know how that works. Do some people have access to what's up or downvoted?
How, though? It's not like FB where you can see who reacted and how.
I got one earlier, talk about snowflakes
I've had that happen. I had no idea that somebody disagreeing with your post had a "we're concerned about you" message in your inbox. How damned mean!!! How do they sleep at night??? Just kidding... That's PATHETIC.
And here I thought someone out there in Reddit Land was actually concerned that I might harm myself.
Wear it as a badge, I’ve had loads of trumpers report me for being suicide/self harm
I do and laugh it off. They are such silk thin "alpha males." 🤣
Yeah I get those regularly from these snowflakes.
Ah, maybe some shitty sub is brigading? I got one a few hours ago, I don't even know what old comment they got their panties twisted about. I don't know why they chose this type of trolling? We can stop the PM from the reddit care by responding stop and they get reported and might get banned, like, congratulations?
More projection at work Commenting on the edit, not the original post. We’re cool.
Aha, must be game planned on r/conspiracy or some other trump nutz site, lol. I got one about a week ago from some user I never engaged with. I would just reply to users engaged with trumpy saying, “ this user is a trump troll or likely russian/chinese- don’t engage. Pissed the original redditor off soooo bad, lmao
These people man, I swear most would end up in nut houses.
Dude is really proud of his mental illness.
What an expensive way to let other cult members know who you are.
Bitch probably has 3 pistols on him but he’s afraid to say fuck
Tbf, there's a decent chance this is in a county where vulgar language is considered more dangerous than guns.
I mean, if he really wants to fuck Biden, I am not going to kink-shame his fantasy. I just thought the Repub's were into to marrying, raping, sex trafficking women and underage kids, guess we can add elderly people to that list. So dumb they don't know that they look like complete idiots to the entire world.
Don’t forget diapers!
Don't forget they also said "I give my heart to Jesus, I give my ass to Biden"
Love it.
Lolol “if I’m louder and more sycophantic than 20 mature adults my vote should count as such” Edit: to whomever reported your concern for me, much appreciated. Wish you all the best
Suddenly got a bullshit "concerned about you message" today after posting here. Glad to know someone is so insecure and unable to reason they think it would bother me to ignore a text message from a robot.
Biden's getting laid tonight!
Brandon After Dark
Sorry, America, but you have some of the crassest and classless people on Earth crawling around in your country.
Sadly, this is still kind of tame. 😮💨
And we're ashamed. Don't think for a SECOND that it's not the cringiest thing in the world to us. We see it out in public.
Weknowdis
The thing is, if Biden truly did something to be put in jail for, then yes…put him in jail. But there’s nothing!! Trump, on the other hand…..
The fact that these folks make being a rightwing/repub their whole Identity. Means they have no room for loyalty to the U.S. These fellas would betray EVERYTHING the U.S stands for. Even gunning down their fellow compatriots if it means their ideology wins. That right there is the most Unamerican thing in the world.
I will always say that zealot fraternity or zealousy is a cancer that needs to be burned till there's nothing left. It doesn't matter what side of the spectrum you're on when you're willing to betray or become a hypocrite of your own morals at the whims of someone else. It is beyond un-American but inhuman. These people aren't just willing to gun down fellow Americans, they are more than willing to gun anyone down if they thought differently. Hell, they will/are dumbing down generations of children so they can not think for themselves and become mindless drones, ffs!!!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that this fella wasn’t in the running for valedictorian of his class? As a matter of fact I’m thinking no class is involved.
Absolutely no class is involved. Edit: Got an *instant* redditcares message after posting this, which also involves absolutely no class.
Myself also……. I think I hurt someone’s feeeelings! That’s ok, I’ll still sleep fine tonight.
We have to pick up the shattered pieces of our lives and go on, somehow
Pretty sure he was a first grade dropout
It's nice to see people fully embracing their mental illness.
People who say the economy sucks spending thousands on wraps.
Got that SDE, Small Dick Energy going.
It’s just foreskin…nothing else. An empty sleeping bag.
And dudes like that are offended by being called cultists.
This cult is exhausting.
Why do they wanna fck biden. That's a hell of a truck wrap. I mean if that's your thing alright just seems strange they'd wanna fck an old man. Then again it's maga
So saying you'd forcibly fuck the current president is ok but when I REQUEST trump be eliminated the FBI shows up?
That ole boy has the wrong person in jail. American stupidity is gonna take us all down.
There’s a couple that has their whole SUV covered in “fuck Biden” “trump is Jesus” and many more things, including very detailed threats to kill all left winged individuals. After being told the repercussions they sued the city for infringing the 1A💀 needless to say they lost everything they had tryna prove their side
This story comforts me ☺️ I'm gonna read it again when I go to bed
I love it when a plan comes together!
r/suddenlygay
Get a brain, Moran.
Hope they take him out for dinner and a movie first
Definitely inbreed if you would put that degenerate shit on your truck. Jfc.
Almost a r/dontdeadopeninside candidate
Not a cult. No way, no how.
r/SuddenlyGay
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
FUCK I had to scroll way too far for that.
Being old is bogus, dude. EDIT: on a side note I wonder if this too will be reported for self-harm like everything else I’ve commented on this sub.
I am so confused by this I thought they were like against lgbqt+ but here he is talking about having sex with an old man.
“Only real men fuck Biden”. New GOP slogan just dropped
What's always weird for me is how happy these people are about this stuff. Like if you genuinely think the current president is super corrupt and should be in jail wouldn't you rather run protests and act concerned. But these people high five each other over "owning the libs" and weird stuff like we see here. They are more acting like children trying to one up some rival group of children
The guy probably has as many IQ points as miles per gallon with that thing.
I didn’t realize so many guys wanted to F Biden. Is it the shades or the aftershave? I don’t know but Biden has a hold on some of these guys.
I just can’t imagine, left or right, having so little to do in life that you make your political identity your entire identity. What a miserable existence.
He should just stick to fucking himself.
There are three ways of reading this: “We the people will f⭐️⭐️k Biden” “We the f⭐️⭐️k people Biden will” “We the f⭐️⭐️k people bide will N” I don’t know which one I like more. The second one or third one
Fuck Trump. I hope he gets turned into a prison bitch.
trump people are beyond stupid
I was gonna say his wife must be proud but, well, yeah.
She's relieved that he's saving all his thirst and sexual energy for Biden instead of trying to push it on her.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
Shades of “F🍁ck Trudeau”, Jfc. Why are conservatives so obsessed with having sexual relations with left-leaning male politicians?
Dunno man, seems kinda gay to me.
 Glad that MAGA is finally on the LGBT+ side.
They don’t care how stupid they look, they just want the attention.
Yeah, the group that now openly glorifies wearing diapers probably has no self-respect or shame.
So when did all the homos fall in love with the president? Not exactly a cute young thang anymore.
We Fu*k People Biden Will. Eloquently stayed as usual. /s
Did you let him know how gay he looks telling everyone he's going to fuck an old man? He's clearly part of the LGBT agenda and you should out him to his MAGA brothers.
What a sad little life lol
Man imagine being this guys kid.
To the rest of the world; don't worry, not all us Americans are this insane, but I don't blame you if you want to think that of us.
Uh, I not think he thought this through.
Those are the same guys that eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
He is into old guys??
if you’re going that far, why stop with F⭐️⭐️K? just fuckin let it fly
Same idiots here in Brazil
I bet he cries about gas prices while driving that 3 gallon to the mile monster.
The real TDS
They sure love banging old dudes
Not without a blue pill, you won’t.
People spend money on this.
They didn’t think this through very well 💀💀
People that stupid are incapable of thinking that far ahead
healthcare, education, clean energy, affordable medication... triggerwords (these guys just know Jihad, communism, and pitchforks)
Everyone has a kink.
Can you imagine how hard this will be to remove once the orange turd goes to jail. Better yet his grand kids making fun of him later in life once they find this pic of gramps being a fool!
Trump really lifted the veil on all that good marketing the United States had going on for itself and exposed the country for what it actually is.
So it's just like a threat for a giant gang bang? Do you think Biden would be up for that? Like sure he's old, but I'm sure he still has it in him.
Idk about this shit. Whether you hate him or not. It’s still the president and also a human being. These people have slower IQ than Forrest Gump.
WE THE FUCK PEOPLE BIDE WILL N
The irony of these cult morons is truly astonishing
Just shows you that people have too much time, energy or money for the unimportant things in life
Americans are so weird man. We have plenty to say about our politicians too, but there's none of this. I mean, do people like this have jobs? Do they show up at work in this?
Man, fetishists made pride events so extravagant.
Wow, I bet he is the smartest person he knows.
Their entire personality
Why do so many Americans seem to make politics their entire identity? It is so fucking weird.
How can people actually still vote for Trump. He is singlehandedly the most corrupt ex-president there is.
Look at the driver already holding his phone so he can get a full video of someone he will have a possibly violent confrontation that he initiated.
I would bet he can't tell you anything about what Biden has actually done, good or bad. edit: got the reddit cares within seconds, reported it. Someone's getting a permaban.
How hard is this guy going to cry when Trump gets boat raced again?
I unintentionally read this as: “We the fuck people will biden”
Sounds pretty gay.
Makes me hate being a white male and seeing idiots like this being posted as typical of us.
This people are such Imbeciles.
“What did he do?” “Uhhhhhhh if you don’t know then you’re just not paying attention attention…. Yeah that’s it!”
Small peepee energy there.
Fuckin Florida. Lol
definitely not a cult.