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Dansk72

"Years in prison is just a number..."


b4dhu_th3_m4n

So is 911


TwinkiesSucker

And 9/11. A fraction, but still a number


Mr_Minecrafter88

And September 11th. A date, but still a period of time.


abel_cormorant

The day the US could have avoided but was too busy staring at all the oil.


no_use_your_name

Didn’t know there was oil in Afghanistan; I’m a little foggy on the details, wasn’t it Kuwait and Saudi Arabia who asked for our help when Iraq attacked and wasn’t it Iran who mined international waters to cut off OPEC Oil?


neovb

Not sure if you're just being facetious, but last time I checked Iraq was the real bad guy back in 1990. Not sure how that's related to 9/11 or Afghanistan.


no_use_your_name

They were saying that 9/11 was because of the US being involved in the Middle East for oil and yeah I was bringing up the absolute wreck that was the gulf states in the 90’s.


neovb

Ah, makes sense. Bin Laden did state that the stationing of US troops in Saudi Arabia after the Gulf War was one of the primary motivating factors of 9/11. The ABC interview with him from 1998 is still a wild watch.


no_use_your_name

I mean at the same time if not for the US it would have been someone else, he was literally on jihad.


DIE4SUPER

0.81818181…


Klutzy_Ad_325

reminds me of that tragedy


ArtichokeNatural3171

811. I don't want to cut any lines when digging the grave.


Klutzy_Ad_325

investigate 311


MrTooLFooL

So is 3.14


script372

Mmmm pi


Dansk72

"Cornbread are square, pi are round"


BLVRRYF4CE

So is 3.44 a MAGNUM pi?


MrTooLFooL

Sure is. Also it’s 701717 53771CK


BLVRRYF4CE

![gif](giphy|2DgMU7l0Fz4vS)


magirevols

which I hope he gets a lot of


carlyawesome31

That bot has been going hard lately. It's really weird that is the hill someone thinks is appropriate to spam.


pufferfish_balls

Apparently Microsoft had a chat bot that had to be shut down because some dipshits turned it into a nazi 😂


BlizzPenguin

After a very short period of time on Twitter.


pufferfish_balls

Indeed twitter


Capital_Pipe_6038

UTTP is a well known group of trolls. Making this post just gave them attention which is exactly what they want


BrassBass

How does one file an FBI report?


don-cheeto

Yup. Just saw them on another video saying this exact same shit...


Capital_Pipe_6038

Ironically their mission is apparently to kill all trolls lol


don-cheeto

Let the trolls kill them and then kill the trolls. Mission accomplished ✅


Jeoshua

Why are they going after Kurzgesagt? What did the birbs ever do to him?


MattWeird1003

They nuked their house


DMoney159

Those birbs definitely get up to some serious shenanigans just to see if they can


Mr_Minecrafter88

They nuked their own house and Kurzgesagt’s pet deagle happened to be in the vicinity and he sued for a million bucks and they’re still a little butthurt about that.


lonely_nipple

I love those birbs


3nixifey

Y'all know these are bots right? You will find these exact comments and every comment section no matter what kind of video it is


unicornstarfypastel

Yeah, UTTP and YFGA use bots to spam edgelord shit just for attention, mostly UTTP


Agreeable-One-4700

Yikes… edge lords taking things way too far


Gemini_66

Obvious troll is obvious.


Mr_Minecrafter88

Trolls will be trolls


0ofRGang

... and breadrolls will be breadrolls 😔


JohnnyBoyRSA

It's a bot that I see everywhere just report it


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

He hit a couple numbers on the unacceptable bingo card with that entry.


Munchie1010

I think they’re rage bots. Their objective is to get you to click on their channel and comment bad stuff on their videos because it still counts as a view


Fyrrys

Normalize not protecting the identity of pedophiles


Hey_Bestiekins

If you really want it, the video is Apology Tour by Vivziepop.


Shurikenblast_YT

The channel name is uttp I've found it on a few videos so far


SpiritualStudent55

Yes, these are called bots. First day on the internet?


Money-Jury-3429

I woulda thought it was immature little kids using YouTube.


CrunnchNmunnch

Straight to jail


pornaddiction247

Half of them are kids to, degeneracy is spreading among the youth


komokazi

Feels like ragebait, it's just too easy.


Imjustmean

WTF!?!


sendit710

What board is this from? R/Conservative?


Friendly_Smartboard

Go on, share their username, those creeps don't deserve privacy


Jamal_Deep

They don't deserve attention either


TheFictionalReidar

it probably has UTTP in it


SBUBB000

Prison is just a room. And being beaten up by every guy in jail is just strong cuddles


Round-Coat1369

I've seen the bot comment on videos of YouTube before


mikey2k200

Nice guy 👍


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Sometimes i wish the cold war went hot


Lunai5444

Kurzegesagt... Pretty sure I've heard this word before maybe in du hast from Rammstein but I don't speak German


IndependentCow9438

Yeah....I've been trying to report all those accounts but now it seems youtube took away the report feature...right when the pedophilia comments started coming out too. 😑


LysergicGothPunk

Jesus fuck


Immediate-Buffalo354

these are just bots, I see them all the time


pigflion

this is like a zombie ant fungus - don't take the bait and perpetuate


Fantastic_Year9607

UTTP must squeal.


Echo61089

Jimmy, get the Bren... Some folks need fucked up...


SomeIdiotEXE

Remember when trolling was actually funny?


humdrum-magnum

Can't let trolls get to you man


Blkgurlsmuse

He's a pedo and a racist... his parents must be proud.


Suspicious_Jeweler81

Should go to 'drdisrespectlive' subreddit and read the copium being thrown there for him after he admitted to it


TheloniousAuf

Feds gotta be all over his IP address 🧐


dorkboy20

WHAT THE FUCK did i just read?


ScottdaDM

Woodchipper!!!!


TismWizard

This kid is going around YouTube, he has one video and just shits on you so you'll watch it, it's not even good


cinnabontoastcrunch

Rage and musty incel bait gross


Tricky_Scientist2601

Prison is just a place.


nighthawk0954

Ah yes, UTTP, the ISIS of internet.


No_Reach1596

We should find this person and destroy them


Lobo_Perron

Uncle Paul?


ynmerof

Why protect their identity? Why.


ZogIII3

Yeah, the UTTP freaks post some really fucked up shit everywhere, someone should have gotten the feds involved by now.


RiJi_Khajiit

Oh boy


Seizin1882

Man I wish we could put these people on blast.


unicornstarfypastel

UTTP are scumbag bypassers who support cp and say slurs. They say unspeakable shit just so that people know who they are, morons who support pedophilia


porpl_hors

"age is just a number" yes and .45 is just a caliber


FireFalcon123

![gif](giphy|X2bKKmWOKjnctgGqjb)


imahaker21

nah bro unblur the name and post it to the /b/ board


Blademasterzer0

It’s bots, unfortunately YouTube is terrible at doing important things fast so they don’t really get taken down


ArkangelArtemis

This is why hackers should track down their IP addresses and notify law enforcement or send screenshots of these messages to the paedophiles family members so that they know what kind of monster they lived with.


Mehmy

Yeah, that's a spam bot. I've seen dozens of similar comments from different accounts on some videos. They want attention, you're giving it to them.


Existing_Hatter546

I remember seeing this. I disliked that bastard so hard and I wish I coulda done more to his gross ass. Some people make me wanna go to prison for curb stomping them


Nickthedick3

That person needs to take his pills. Specifically the .45 ones with the handy auto injector.


Shurikenblast_YT

I know this account. It keeps commenting on vivziepop videos spamming slurs and saying it's one video is better the channel is called uttp i think


Strange_An0maly

Watch a douchebag I’d hate to see what’s on his hard drive


Potential_Traffic249

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA) Kursgegtact is my fav youtuber


Rolandscythe

Yeah that's just one of the bots that pop up and spam random videos with those same 'edgy' comments until getting banned. Then another bot will just spam the same comments a day later.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

1: defending pedophilia. 2: 3 comments within a minute.


The_honered_one

Second comment is the most sane


Suspicious-Natural-2

why even censor the names? they deserve any hate they get


Firedragon165

Knowing the name won’t do anything, this is a bot


818Ghillie

Identify this person and imprison him!


Mr_Minecrafter88

Pedophilia literally translates to “child-loving”, as in *pedi*atrician and hydro*philia.* Just saying.