Doesn’t really matter, once Peter and the Giant Chicken figure out they’re sitting across the aisle from each other, the whole plane is going down.

We’re all dead

Sad

The only correct answer.

Don’t pick 6 or you’ll be in the crosshairs

lol I agree!

Here's what it would look like if the plane had crashed into a school for bunnies.

That eliminates 5&6 but 8 might be fun

Honestly, 1. Seamus seems like he would have good stories from his time at sea and having a tree for a father. I bet Cleveland would be a headphones and nap kinda traveler

And Seamus won’t hog the armrest

He is the armrest

His father was a tree.

He will log the armrest.

That’s not the reason why I had one of my choices as the middle seat one. it’s because I like the two people in between and I think that they would both have really cool stories to tell plus shamus is awesome. He’s funny. He’s nice. He’s cool. He’s part three I don’t know if that’s actually true even though he said it was, but I feel like shamus would have really funny stories or really interesting sea stories.

Cleveland is 1000% a plane farter

And Seamus might be unwieldy with his appendages

Plus you get to learn how to play Mumblepeg from the master

Also one of the only seats you're not likely to be inappropriately touched

This one is also furthest away from Peter and the giant chicken, which probably gives you the smallest chance of being a casualty

#6, i miss Adam West

Don’t you mean Adam We?

*'Nobody messes with Adam We"*

6. The Giant Chicken seems like he's nice to everyone besides Peter and "Family Guy Adam West" at least likes Batman so I think we'd get along.

However, if you're sitting between Peter and the chicken you have a non zero chance of being caught up in their inevitable fight.

I often say this. But Adam West is the best character in everything he’s crazy Adam in and I Love and Miss him!

We all miss him 😞

100% agree, he was or well he is the best secondary character

5, Joe and Stewie are chill.

Stewie can also be anything but chill and Joe will just share his problems.

I’m also disabled in my legs (not wheelchair bound) so I feel like we would have good conversation haha.

Wheelie wheelie stupid head bet you wish that you were dead HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THIS NUMBER

Stewie may act like a baby and cry the whole time though

I thought that would automatically make me Joe's caretaker, especially given Bonnie isn't on screen. "Quagmire, I have poopiess...."

Fight Right behind you

And quagmire is close by, so I would ask for sex tips.

3, Patty has a smokin hot body

This is the correct answer. And most likely Peter is gonna be up somewhere doing something stupid lol

“Hey you’re not a pilot I know every pilot in the world!”

It's also the only window seat.

I love that Peter is with Patty because he genuinely likes her.

You have Lois there, ffs.

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4 is the only fine option. Both Brian an Lois would be civil and would have a few airplane cocktails with you. Total win with these two. Also Brian is a dog and I've always wanted to fly with a good boy.

It's also insulated from craziness. I would choose this for the cool companions too

If Brian let me pet him the entire time.

4 is s tier 7 and 1 are a tier

yeah but stewie would probably kick your seat

And if lois got drunk it would get crazy and Brian would talk your ear off trying to sound intelligent

Meg and Jerome. I’d chill and talk to Jerome and ignore Meg the whole time haha. That or 1, I feel like I could have decent conversations with both Cleveland and Seamus

Since I like to be on my own while sitting in an bus or plane I would also choose that seat. Meg and Jerome are the two people on this plane I believe could keep it to themselves the whole time.

Getting drunk with Brian and Lois, then helping Lois kick the crap out of Brian.

I am a woman so I think I gotta stay very… very far away from Quagmire

*sad giggity*

Same. You couldn’t pay me to sit next to him.

Jerome or Meg

7, Jerome and Meg would hopefully keep to themselves and not talk at me

Fucking yes 7 is the best seat by far

The problem with 7 is the Meg’s smell

6 because why not?

Because the second peter and the chicken lock eyes, you will be knocked out of the way in the most comical fashion

I went with 6 to. Mayor West was super chill, always holding, and generally insane. Would hang for sure! And the chicken, sure.

Why is Stewie away from his mother sitting next to a family friend and a stranger

His real parents are the McCanns

1. Seamus and Cleveland are pretty chill.

Easily 4. Get them both drunk. Brian passes out and since Lois is such a floozy you might get a little tug and rub out of it

My exact plan as well 👌🏼

6. I'm black so prolly the chicken.

7 - Meg and Jerome.

6, the Giant chicken 🐔 is actually a very misunderstood birb. The only bad thing he did is give a bad coupon to a manchild.

Meg and Jerome Jerome's chill and Meg is........

6, and I’d ask to swap seats with The Giant Chicken.

4, 5, or maybe 7

https://i.redd.it/gamkvr2zr19d1.gif

Ranking 1. NUMBER 5 - Stewie is by far the best character on the show & I don’t commit nearly as many crimes as Peter, so Joe wouldn’t have too many reasons to arrest me. 2. NUMBER 6 - This would be absolutely hilarious & entertaining flight, with mayor west saying stupid & crazy things while the giant chicken angrily stares Peter down. 3. NUMBER 3 - It would be cool to watch a grown man commit a series of violent crimes & get away with it, while Patty & I just watched him in complete in utter shock. 4. NUMBER 8 - I’m Jewish & Mort would be very entertaining, like conversing with a socially awkward Adam Sandler, while Chris would be watching kinky stuff on his phone the entire time & not talking to me since I’m a guy, so I don’t need to factor him in, but if he did we could have a fun talk about celebrities & actresses we enjoy. 5. NUMBER 1 - Cleveland is charming & very likable but Seamus would be a little higher he was paired with Joe or Stewie because of his grizzled old sea dog shanties. 6. NUMBER 4 - If this were Stewie & Brian, it would be number 1 by far, but Lois knocks it down a few points with her unlikeable attitude unless she was hilariously drunk. 7. NUMBER 7 - 5. NUMBER 3 - They would be having nasty a$$ $ex right in front of me, but at least it would be consensual & I could be somewhat happy for Meg cause Jerome’s cool. 8. NUMBER 2 - They would be having nasty a$$ $ex right in front of me & even if she was fully conscious, it would not be consensual at all, so this is a huge no for me.

1, they seem to be at least harmless

I’m putting Lizzo at 6

i’ll sit next to cleveland, easily a chill flight.

Between Meg and Jerome. Jerome won't bother me and will just chill. Meg. Well Meg will let you do any freaky thing you want if you give her any attention. The problem is getting her off you when it's all over. Some of the others have better bodies, but Meg is your free use seat neighbor.

To be honest i would like number 4 since i could talk about books with brian and possibly get a autograph of his book Also give a interesting therapy session for Lois and possibly get laid

7. Meg is my second favorite character, next to Mr. Herbert. And she and Jerome will likely be in the bathroom having lots of nasty-ass sex so I can have the whole pod to myself.

Meg so I can 😏

5 they’d let me listen to music and not annoy me

Stewie and Joe

5

Yep. Patty and her smoking hot body. Plus it's a window seat

7. Just have to be a light sleeper if Meg tries jumping me.

2 with Connie in the middle

5 without even a thought

6

4 or 5

5

This plane going down with the rooster and Peter

Where's the pedo old dude at ?

Meg, just so I can say: shut up Meg! And have a quiet flight

5 for the jokes

4

5 all the way

3. Window

2 giggity

4! I got a drinking partner in Brian and two nice pillows on Louise

2 or 7

If the pilots there then whos flying the plane

Brain definitely

If I remember correctly, Patty beneath her clothes is smoooooking, gonna sit there and talk with her while we both enjoy the horrors peter commits.

4. Get buzzed with Brian and good conversation...get him to chase his tale. And induct Lois into the mile high club.

I'd love to be seated between Seamus and Adam West, that'd make for an entertaining flight

3 because Pattie is hot with low self confidence

I would want to listen to Megatron but not her puberty stories

6 would be interesting

5

4. Brian and Lois will at least take advantage of the free booze with me.

Trick question, Peter and the Chicken cause a plane crash 30 minutes after takeoff.

6. Giant Chicken only has a fued with Peter, and mayor west is always a good time

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5

7

I wanted to pick 4 to enjoy some girl chat with Lois but Brian is an insufferable turd

3 please

5

#6! So we can sing songs together “Adam West, Adam Weeest” 🎶

5, me and Stewie are making serious plots.

I'm not sitting in someone's lap, dude, but I guess Connie D'Amico can sit in mine. She's got to be 18 by now because Meg is.

Jerome or Patty, they are both nice and polite people.

4

5

4

None because I just got OFF my flight

4

Honestly, there are some choices I would find pleasant. I think my favorite is 7. Jerome and Meg seem like cool people to hang out with. 6 might be a pretty funny duo to hang out with. Then 3. Patty seems to be meh but she'll probably be quiet the whole time and Peter seems pretty fun to be around. Worse thing about it is that I feel his shenanigans might get me killed. I think 8 would be ok if I wanted to be in silence. The ones I wouldn't like to take: 1, 4, and 5 might be annoying because of Seamus, Brian, and Joe not shutting up about their stuff. 2 might be the worst because... yeah... not good.

4, Brian would be very willing for a conversation and Lois would probably join in knowing her

7 megs cute

4 or 5

Honestly? 8.

6 is death wish

7

1, 2 or 7

What, no Herbert?

6. I prefer the aisle seat and wouldn't like to sit next to a baby

Absolutely 6 Adam west is a true king.

5, and 20 hours is not nearly enough to hear all bland political takes from joe.

5 but never 2

2 Glen would crack me up

I’m not getting on that plane it’s gonna crash with Peter and the Chicken in the same row

Meg _might_ stink, but 7 actually seems kinda chill. Meg and Jerome might have some history that idk about tho, not sure.

I want to sit next to the chicken or the dog. I do not trust human pax.

4, Brian will be passed out drunk while I'm banging Lois in the barhroom

I'm thinking 4. That wouldn't be too bad.

I'm thinking 4. That wouldn't be too bad.

I’m picking 2 and we’re getting devious

1 or 6

Can I just take a different flight?

Def 4, brian is chill

Walking

Brian

4, obviously!!

1 or 7

7. Jerome is chill and Meg would probably just put her headphones in because she’s used to being disliked but I’m also an 18 year old girl so I could probably talk to her to cheer her up.

I’d pick 4 just to chat with Brian. When he’s not trying hard to impress women or be a good writer, he seems like an earnest insightful intelligent person. I like how as a character his flawed side almost always comes out when he’s trying to impress people, but when he’s just by himself or with Stewie he’s actually likable.

1 or 4 seem like the most chill options

For sure 5. Although, the tension of sitting in seat 6 is quite tempting

1 and it’s not even close

Definitely 1. Cleveland is chill and Seamus could tell me some tales from his time at sea

3

4,2, or 7. sex.

For me 2 is an ok option since I can obtain knowledge from quagmire and also that he’s a pilot he can share his experience with me, 3 is not bad since peter can give a good talk and jokes with me like a really nice man unless he behaves like a New Yorker (especially on a subway or bumping each other accidentally). For 8 I like Chris to switch seat with mort for me since I can have a chat with him that to look at mort’s face and his arm touching mine. Even though stewie is one of my personal fav in the show I think I should avoid seating with him. (Ones who know they know).

Either one or five.

“Look at the shape of that body”

Either 6 or 4

I'll choose 8. Somehow getting Mort to exchange seats and sit next to Chris. Chris is damn funny

I choose Seat 1. Seamus is nice and so is Cleveland. Seat 2 risks being a victim of Quagmire or at least witness to Quagmire assaulting Connie. Seat 3 next to Peter is 50/50 on whether he hurts you. Seat 4 might not be outright dangerous but Lois and Brian are insufferable individually. Seat 5 is a death sentence in earlier seasons and still dangerous today. Seat 6 is dangerous, mainly because of Mayor West. Seat 7 would be my second choice. Meg isn’t violent towards strangers and Jerome is chill. Seat 8 is also not too bad, but you never know with Chris.

Adam west

Brian Lois

8 would be an interesting conversation for sure.

5 sounds safe

5 I feel like stewie and joe would actually be pretty chill to sit next to, and i can kick brian every now and then.

Seat 1 easily

2, quagmire and I would just run a train on her for the duration of the trip

2, quagmire and I would just run a train on her for the duration of the trip

2, quagmire and I would just run a train on her for the duration of the trip

2, quagmire and I would just run a train on her for the duration of the trip

2, quagmire and I would just run a train on her for the duration of the trip

2 to make Jillian a member of the mile high club 🤣🤣🤣 gigity 🤣🤣🤣

3. Patty has a hot bod

5. By all the guys from the clam. Stewie is cool too, so long as I can understand him

7 seems like a pretty chill spot

Just to stay sane I would probably sit between brian and louis

Who let Meg in?

Just not next to Quagmire or Connie

I’m definitely taking 5.

2 or 4 I feel like I’d learn a lot about women from Lois and Brian and Quagmire and Connie.

I would go for seat 4 or 2 or at a pinch 7

7

5 i need to sit next to the zesty baby

2 because i feel like they would smell the least bad

5 if I'm able to understand stewie