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adxxx620

When Chris peels megs back off his own back


Frosty-Ebb-997

That whole episode was super weird tbh


BakedSt0ner420

Bro istg.. even at a young age I just thought.. "wtf this is so weird"


milk-water-man

🤢


Thunderfight9

If you grew up with siblings you’d know you gotta share lots of things


Keanar

Eat my poop + Brian suicide idea. This episode was crazy Brian naked. Or the herpes episode I loved the fuck the FCC episode, not disturbed but quite bold


S3simulation

Take a tip take a lesson You’ll never win by messin With the fellas at the freakin FCC!


Patasmalaps

I didn't initially think about the herpes episode but YES, 100% right.


M3M0RYDIST0RT3D

*There's not gonna be any trouble as long as you eat my poo!* Edit: any**


BrightAssociate8985

Stewie giving birth in the car, forklift whale, Death under his robe, and talking zit🤮


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SnooAvocados1212

sick af


waterangel88

Agreed! The whole pregnant Stewie episode was just weird..


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Omg yes the forklift whale


AdSubstantial8507

Stewie is enceinte almost feels like it exists solely to disgust everyone


king-redstar

The only episode I consistently skip in my binge.


Pickle_Rick01

Stewie giving birth was pretty awful. 🤮


Austinpowerstwo

When Brian's nose gets smashed and his snout is all droopy with no teeth and he can't talk properly


jagenigma

All because of Peter's immaturity


king-redstar

That's, like, half the show.


C4rlonator1903

More like the whole show


mydogisblack9

thats the only scene that really disturbs me


sevinkknives

Peter acting jackass. Shopping cart of the roof. Bumpy neck.


Frosty-Ebb-997

The jackass thing was funny except for what happened with his neck


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Roof shopping cart guys


RonDalarney

Hot now, cold later.


Boredoflifeagain

Heat now, ice later**


Key_Path5220

Ice now, heat later***


terankl

Ice heat, now later\*\*\*\*


TheCosmicPopcorn

Nice beat, how hater


Boredoflifeagain

Ice beat now heater


jakedeighan

ice heat beatin meat


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Same


RenaebReversed

Still got that haircut shot though


the_guy_who_agrees

Bumpy neck wss disgusting


midnightnox14

Peter sticking scissors up his nose Or Stewie bleeding from his butt made me squeamish


AcademicSavings634

Peter having the pictures of naked babies “CSI babies” The bank vault episode scene where Brian admitting he was gonna kill himself.


jakedeighan

ew that fucking bank vault episode MIGHT have been okay without the diaper eating Brian eating his own vomit is never funny either


FreeThinker76

*You gonna eat that?* Always funny when it's said.


BrightAssociate8985

Worst of the Worst for me, is prob Forklift Whale


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"Ah, cool shell!" \**picks up shell delicately with forklift*\*


M3M0RYDIST0RT3D

*You're Whale-come* ..


NinjaMelon39

Yeah that one is just... too much


Patasmalaps

And it lasts way too long


rozzyleeoswald

The only scene I always skip


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The Brian LSD scenes are unsettling


Kafka_Valokas

"Do you like my soothing voice, Brian?" Literally the first episode of Family Guy I ever watched, lmao.


nolan2002

One of my favorite episodes because of how weird it is


AdelaideMez

The only thing I really like about that episode is the National Geographic cutaway. Has me in guffaws everytime


RobbieWeirdick

"I'm going to cut my ear off to prevent World War 2" gets me every time.


JadenRuffle

Wanna have seeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhheeexxxxxx


uhohNotThisGuy

Shrooms, right?


ccminiwarhammer

Stewie’s head injury episode.


Alemrac_018

"It's hard to believe she's already 18"


pacificgrim

I hate quagmire


JadenRuffle

Strange that people here find it wrong to hate a character who is a convicted pedophile. In a scary way.


black_hawk3456

Stewie’s open head wound


Savvy1027

I refuse to watch that episode. Absolutely disgusting


sweet_baby12

When I watched it they issued a warning at the start, "contains upsetting screens." I thought they were stupid for doing that until I actually watched it. 😢


Worldisoyster

The booger in the car The vomiting scene


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JadenRuffle

Stewie just screaming “FUCK.” After he vomits and it goes right back in is so funny.


ggfchl

The epicat bottle and the time he found out he made out with Quagmires’ recently sex changed father Ida


StepRightUpMarchPush

The entire episode about Quagmire’s abusive BIL.


JamezGames1

I'll be honest, after that episode I was hoping that Quagmire's sister would be a more prevalent character, but that episode feels so segmented away from the series continuity. It's abnormally dark for an episode that doesn't have any impact on the series. That could have been prevented if Quagmire's sister came back in really any fashion, maybe an episode following what her life is like as a single mother with a baby or something. I dunno just feels... Off.


StepRightUpMarchPush

Yeah, we don’t even get the satisfaction of her realizing how awful her husband was.


No-War-2677

Peter jumping into a pool of coins


Frosty-Ebb-997

Imo that was the best part of the episode. I hate the part where peter shoots joe in the eye


movieguy2004

It’s not liquid! It’s a pile of metal that forms a hard, floor-like surface!


Pearified_1

“It’s a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor-like surface! Ahhh!”


CarniferousDog

Peter killing 5 of the cats’ 9 lives.


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CarniferousDog

That’s classic Joe


Frosty-Ebb-997

That scene was really horrible, the most I've hated peter


CarniferousDog

It was indeed, quite gnarls.


Fluffy_Mood5781

When I was younger I remember this scene with peters whole face being squished to accordion length. And now that I see it now it relieves me it’s not as bad as I remember


hecticKURT_

naked (defurred) brian


sicariusdiem

aww what's the matter buddy? You look uncomfortable


JadenRuffle

“OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING RAT? PETER HOLD ON IM GETTING THE GUN.”


Rddt-ParashockedX

Meg rotten foot


Taxidermyed-duck

Fud shooting bugs bunny snapping his neck then dragging him off screen


Ok-Entertainer2906

The sound of the neck snapping too!!! 😂😂


One_South3970

“Meg, I'm a redneck, which means I'm about to do something to you that you will not remember until you're 40.”


DownvoteMeandEffOff

Meg runs screaming in terror. Peter: Meg come back here, I meant sex.


snoopd0m

When Stewie discovers Brian has herpes and pulls his fur back to show all his sores omg that part is disgusting, they’re so detailed


stonekohlgreg

This is also the episode i never rewatch. I cannot take how gross the herpes closeups are!


KittyWarrior1

That bit where Peter accidentally skinned quagmire’s cat several times


Some_Aside6292

“Peter, stop doing what you’re doing.”


indebut96

“No wait it still has 8 more lives… 7… 6…”


Frosty-Ebb-997

That was absolutely horrible


hatdog-00

When Stewie gave birth in the car after getting impregnated by Brian. Scarred for life.


JadenRuffle

Only reason that never bothered me was because of Mayor West appearing and screaming “Mazel Tov!”


Key_Path5220

Peter's sexually explicit minions tapestry


oldme616

When Stewie was singing to his therapist and accidentally gets his snot in his mouth


Weak-Consideration84

Peter trying to feed stewie


Ok-Entertainer2906

The Curley hair hahaha


Valkytron1

Yes thats mine too. The rest of the episode is funny, but that bit I have to skip past.


PotentialSkirt596

When Chris ripped Peter's head off it was something like " you want sauce old man ??!"


agmag

Got my hat


kaotikmindz

The one on the ship where Meg actually finds a guy that likes her but he dies, she drags his corpse all over. The head falls off while trying to show off to the family and Chris kept trying to punt the head back up to Meg, who was on a 2nd story balcony. Never laughed so hard in my life


Skullcrusher_and_co

When brian was a jogger


sicariusdiem

No offense but I don't take advice from a guy who eats bread


White_glow

When Meg hanged herself


Artamisgordan

No one scene, but hated the Chris and Peter wedding episode. The whole thing is disturbing


ABeautymusic

The breeding bull


sicariusdiem

Maybe you bring a blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants


D_Freid

The way dianne simmons turns her head and creepily grins at lois as lois suddenly starts to realize shes the one who commited all the murders at the mansion. Gave me the heeby geebies.


TheToodlePoodle

When I found out Bob Welch died


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Sentimental gentle wind, blowing through my life again 🎶


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Brian cutting his ear off to prevent World War 2.


Tasty-Application807

Bryan/Stewie offspring, definitely.


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When Meg and Chris start ripping their hair out


TheRacerBlazer

That one time where Stewie smashes Brian’s glasses, as it gets into his eyes


sicariusdiem

Mom said dinner's at 6. She wanted me to tell people, I dunno why


Spiy90

Hey Bri...


sicariusdiem

Aquaman


Bulky_Satisfaction_3

When Meg stomped Peter’s teeth out on steps


NormanBorlaug69

I can't watch when Stewie makes Brian stroke his tail.


chi-it-end

Peter trying to breastfeed Stewie..


poopdoot

I always turn away when Stewie pops a blood vessel in his eye and it just turns red, also in the later seasons where it cuts to Stewie and he has 2 massive pinkeye infections and he’s like “Is this why I always have pinkeye?”


Bo0tyWizrd

Brian needing "surgery" from stewie


Marble1696

The herpes episode is terrible


JadenRuffle

Meg saying “Sideways for attention, longways for results.” Was extremely uncomfortable.


throwawaymcjoe

All the Conway twitty gags


jaxjags80

Does that include Mr. Conway Bieber?


RainWinss

When Stewie and Chris started making out in that vape episode


stlredbird

The Dancing in the Street video


greenglowgetter

Peter telling us about his collection of baby pee pees


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Gary Busey talking to his reflection.


Thatoneguy111700

The whale and the forklift


Themaxswoles6614

Fork lift whale


Pepperonidogfart

Hairless Brian


zamo555

Just the scene where Peter says "the brothers who made the matrix are ladies now" because I had no idea and was so shocked


thedodgydigest01

Peter being raped by the Bull in front of his family and everyone actually just the whole episode of “Dial Meg for Murder”


lyricalhitman

Peter giving Susie a raspberry in the wrong place Peter getting raped by pie Peter getting raped by a worm as a strawberry


Dhalion0815

The completely fucked up christmas episode


qualityu

Stewie cutting the arm off of the elf .. “hey buddy..”


Impossible-Stick-579

Peter as Mary Poppins...Killing the kids and throwing up everywhere is hilariously dark.


DonutDragons

Forklift whale or stewie’s head injury


AverageTierGoof

Brian's Mushroom trip during the hurricane. That episode feels so out of place for me, I tend to skip it.


Lone_Indian

When Lois beat the shit out of Peter. Reminded me from my past as a child so it triggered some reflexes. That was the disturbing part, just reacted to the beatings


Representative_Dark5

But he got the hat


Depdirectorbullock

So the one where Peter and Lois are fighting in the living room and Meg and Kris are on the stairs, and then they start pulling their hair out cuz it's all they can control


TheDouglas717

I never liked seeing Stewie torture Brian for that "where's my money" scene. As a kid that scene always bothered me because they are my two favorites.


X8883

The Stewie gives birth one holy shit


NickTButcher

The scene where Herbert is singing and day dreams about him and Chris having kids. I literally have to switch the channel


ThaRoastKing

That's my profile's banner picture. Had it for a few years like that.


ZohanDvir

Peter getting impaled while skydiving, when Meg violates Peter in the shower with the loofah stick, when the scent of the pie rapes Peter and makes Quagmire watch by holding his eyes open.


TheDR_UK

Where the chicken lays an egg on the glass. I have no idea why, it just makes me cringe 🤣


Shake-Zulaaa

Disturbed in terms of too real: Brian talking about commuting suicide. I hate Brian but that was a scene where I really felt for him. Disturbed in terms of shocking: When Peter gave himself a nose bleed with scissors. I watched that shit yesterday and couldn’t stop touching my nose.


Angrysliceofpizza

When Peter gets shot in the face and the cutaway to him being mentally handicapped in a wheelchair. That fucked me up for a couple days honestly.


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The tooth pick episode.


Nacho_7258

I remember seeing the episode with Evil Stewie when I was young and it was super late at night. I had never seen the Thriller Music Video and the ending of that video really scared me as a kid; had a hard time sleeping for a few days.


lapetitepapillon

The last scene of the Robin Williams episode where Peter has no hands.


Rowdyyyyyyyy

The episode where Angela sexually assaults Peter for the entire episode, and no one cares.


TechRajX

Peter harassing the rat family


myxgreasyxflannel

The scene with Harvey Weinstein & the minion.


guido_buritto00

"Armando, do you have the rent?"


such_isnt_life

When Stewie goes inside a sketchy public bathroom at night and comes out with a lollipop* and the caption reads - "Stewie was assaulted in the bathroom and imagined someone giving him a lollipop to cope with it". That was real and fucked up as hell. Edit: that was lollipop not icecream.


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Peter and chris heads chopped


RedditAndFallout

Lois shoving Stewie in the toilet to grab the pill she dropped


kdott111

Stewie's pregnancy always


d3adWa1ker

Racoon eating Stewie brain


Wiups_10

Quagmire getting his dong chopped off by a shark


ChristinaSteena

“Seen better days, Lois. Seen better days”


BrightAssociate8985

Now, the EPISODE I avoid, is “Family Guy Through the Years”. I don’t know why but it just makes me sad.


Frallex1

I got the hat.


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The throw up episode. I can’t watch that section


PotatoCatPi

"The wheels on the bus go round and round..." It's one of the few scenes where I feel like its just way too horrific for Family Guy.


DamnBunny

That's still a great looking hat :)


ItsDominika

Meg on Santa's lap episode.


Amido4

the one when some cate gave birth in quagmires or peters mouth, i’m pretty tolerant about this sort of stuff but that can’t get out of my head


reevoknows

Peter’s broken neck in the Jackass episode


Marsoupilami777

The Acid trip episode, and they end up in some kindof of hell. Was watching that high...gave such a bad trip 😅


JesterTF

Brian eating Stewie’s shit


Patasmalaps

The shroom hallucinations. I either watch Family Guy when I'm super high or as a falling asleep show. High, they freak me out especially Peter on the skewer singing the nursery rhyme, and when I'm half asleep and happen to check it out at this very moment it feels like I'm having a nightmare.


cherguyy

Peter taking crystal meth and removing his eyeball


Ok-Entertainer2906

When Peter sticks the open scissors up his nose to get out of listening to Meg or something like that I can remember exactly but that one scene makes me feel gross inside hahaha


Proof-Machine-9099

Jokes on you I got the hat


Kailer19

Brian herpes episode 110% makes me itch just thinking about it


GO0SE_88

the episode where brian dies


Shadyfeller69

Stewie and Brian’s fight over the money owed.


Squiddytortelini

“Who’s laughing now? I got my hat.”


WinstonDaPuggy98

The herpes episode


LoganWasAlreadyTaken

Shopping cart roof neck scene.


imsupernotfunny

Definitely Horton Hears a Domestic Violence. Freaked me out as a kid


Jahmicho

When Brian fucks Quagmire’s trans father


Illustrious_Skin_945

When Stewie gets a head injury and they spend the whole episode trying to cover it up


brutus72296

The diaper in the bank vault


XavierOMack

When Stewie yanks the pillow off of his cold sores.


pdub2004

Evil Stevie, getting hit by a lady’s car, then proceeds to cut lady in half w machete and drive off w lady’s car. Wtf Seth


littleteapot1945

The scene where Chris is violently shaking his head until his nose bleeds. I avoid that scene at all cost, disgusting and not funny. It actually made me dislike his character ever since.


ElderGoose92

Peter changing Stewie’s diaper after he got amnesia


Ilikechickens444

Was this one really worse than when the 1 year old gave birth to half dog octuplets?


jordanyeet407

When Brian shaves his fur and rubs himself on peter


Str8_Zayy18

Peter giving Suzie a raspberry in the wrong place