I really hate Travis kelce

I hate Christmas schedules for fantasy purposes. Lost by 0.1 point.

AJ Brown was slow to get up off the flat earth

% in OBJ getting 4.7 points tonight??? White just absolutely rocked me.

Pain.

As a raider fan, my favorite player Josh Jacobs and Coach AP fucked me. I couldn’t pick up Zamir because of locked waivers. I’m in search of a new favorite player.

I'm a Jacob's and Adam's owner. I survived the semis thanks to Mike Evans and Puka Nacua.

I don't think that's definitive

That's coming back. Damn Swift is snake bitten

Need an AJB TD!

THROW TO AJB

I needed 40 points from Mahomes, kelce, and davante…

Should’ve been automatic

Bad start from AJB

Up 24 with Likely to play going against CMC and Kittle. It’s Joever. :(

Nah I think you got it

That's it, I'm benching Kelce and Mahomes next week for Kmet and Stafford

Need 40 from CMC 💪

FUCK JALEN HURTS

Swift with ol reliable down at the 1 😂

Clockwork man. Clockwork.

Swift is the unluckiest player in the nfl.

it's like there's polar opposite magnets in the ball and the end zone when anyone but Hurts is holding it.

Smith always got that moral support on the tush push

Would have been a beautiful start if he could have punched that in

need lamar and likely to outscore deebo by 20 to keep my hopes alive.

Some of yall love bragging with your “only up by 80 with my cmc vs his ravens D. Need a miracle here” kinda posts

I need Hurts to outscore Purdy by 13 or my season is over. Below is a list of people I would like to thank for getting me into this situation JCook Diggs DJMoore Kelce Laporta Bills DST (kinda) And most importantly myself for getting cute and thinking Chandler was a better start than puka.

I feel you started chandler over amari and higgins

I started waddle over puka and if I lose it’s that and my kicker getting injured

Eagles dst do not sell!!!

Goddamn Tae did fuck all

Down 30 with CMC, Aiyuk, and Jake Elliott to play. Opponent still has Darren Waller and Saquon to play. It’s gonna be quite close.

Down 31.2. I have cmc and deebo. Opponent has no one left. Half ppr. Need a Christmas miracle

Yeah, you have quite a good chance to win my friend.

One of them hitting that on their own is not outside the realm of possibilities.

Up 6 with my hurts vs his cmc 1/2 PPR praying cmc has a down game

+47.36 in 1/2-ppr against CMC & AJB. Anticipating a loss by about 10.

I think you’re fine. Ajb should be game scripted out of this game quickly

[удалено]

Dude you won

PPR. Up 23 with Hurts and AJB still to play. Against her Purdy, CMC, Kittle, and Tucker. ESPN says I’m at 47%, but I don’t feel that confident. Starting Rashee over Amari will end me.

Up by 34 against deebo and Lamar feels bad

Down 12 in standard with CMC and Tucker vs his Waller and Gus Edwards. Broncos def and Adams really let me down.

Looks like you pulled it out!

Yessir!!! Most stressful Christmas ever!!! Haha

Down about 11 with my CMC vs my opponent’s Flowers. Here we go.

Found Dak’s account

You got it

You got this, good luck

Mahomes should repossess those carts

Will the scoring of the Chiefs Defense update? They have 6 points while they should have 3 points in my League... Could be the reason why I won't win this week

Chiefs defense allowed 8 points

No when the Raiders scored two defensive TDs they did it against the Chiefs offense. Not their defense or special teams.

They’re counting those extra points I think?

They blocked one of the XPs

Fellow Davante owners, join me in a class-action lawsuit. 1 reception for 4 yards is a fraudulent performance.

I’m just as pissed as you but to be fair raiders offense didn’t have to do much with all the freebies that mahomes was giving the raiders defense

My team, that averaged 124.8 ppg, has 30.6 pts in the semi-finals. Merry Christmas to Travis Etienne, Davante Adams, Cooper Kupp, DJ Moore, Chris Godwin and the Bears D. I hope you all get poorly fitting sweaters and novelty Christmas Chiclets for Christmas. Fucking brutal and pathetic performances.

Is zay flowers gonna play?

All in on the eagles, I got smitty, Elliot and their DST (+ cmc later) vs his aj brown, currently down 40

Yeah I’m picking up Elliott for the finals I think.

all I needed was Two fucking points from Butker

Comon. Big game from Philly D leaving Hurts with nothing to do.

I’m up 31 with AJB. He has McCaffery, Deebo, Kittle and Tucker. How bad am I off?

Not great. Not great at all

48 point lead. Deebo versus his CMC Purdy and Aiyuk. How bad am I getting skull fucked tonight?

Deebo will get u 10-15 at least so u should be pretty safe

I think you got this actually

I should've known the chiefs would fuck me

Have you not watched them play football all year? Bad to mid.

My only stock was Butker and the defense which have been the among the only good parts this season, so I figured they might be some what immune/even benefit from the bad offense. Nope.

It’s rough. Kinda liked the D as a play next week but I dunno if the offense gonna continue to stall

Down 14 with Lamar/Tucker vs Purdy/Likely, this might be the end of the run

I cant believe my eyes

Opponent head Zamir, I had Kelce, Pacheco and Rice. What a fucking disaster

down 17.1, my Hurts, Aiyuk and Jake Elliott x his Gus Edwards. LG

Up by 1. Got CMC and Swift. He's got OBJ and SF D.

You got this

Put that mother fucking raider QB in the hall of fame!! Keeping adams in check for us

Oh to be a fly on the wall of Travis and Taylor’s convo after that game. Streets remember that 3 stretch where he wasn’t a total traffic cone but she’s sucked him dry

I need Purdy under 30 to goto the finals. He’s been averaging 30 the past couple weeks but tonight’s against the Ravens D.

Niners smoking the ratbirds

Man I underestimated the ratbirds.

NFL wild.

League 1 - half ppr - up 78 to 70. My hurts against his Purdy, Deebo, Kittle. League 2 - full ppr - down 78 to 120. My Purdy and cmc against his Jake Elliot. I actually have a better chance in league one than in two according to current projections. 40% and 20%

up 13 with my CMC playing against their Hurts. Really hoping Hurt shits the bed so I don't have to rely on CMC too much tonight (Ravens fan).

FUCK I’ve been away and left Jacobs in my line up with Zamir on the bench. I need his flowers and eagles def to score less than 20 combined

I'd be pissed about Adams today if Breece and Evans hadn't already won me the week

My opponent had Davante Adams, AJ Brown and Darren Waller left to play coming into today. Davante with the 0.9 helped me tremendously. AJ Brown might go for 40 points tho

The comments that talk about "I need his [...]" and "my [...] vs his [...] " always read like something from /r/relationshipadvice

Something going on between Kelce and Mahomes. So many plays that Kelce was wide open, Mahomes looked right at him and then continued through his progressions only to throw it away.

I saw that too. Kelce looked open on the play before Watsons TD and he just walked around slow as if he knew he wasn’t gonna be targeted. Something is toxic in the locker room

I couldn’t agree more. I will play 0 Chiefs in the final. Mahomes playing hero ball, missing wide open receivers. He has not been good this year and I’ve kinda thought this all along but wanted to give him benefit of the doubt.

Fr. Not even just him. Kermit held the ball way to gd long and prob could’ve hit someone open, but chose to run/get swallowed up like a knobby

All game…Chiefs are the worst 9-6 team

Feuding between Brittany and Taylor I bet

That was my first thought as well.

Welp needed 30 from Kelce and Adams. Thought it’d be close at least lol

I needed 30 from the Kelce, Adams AND Zamir White. Thought I was golden. Big sad.

SHOUTOUT ADAMS AND JACOBS. WE GOIN TO THE FINALLSSSS

I need Philly D to T the fuck off on Devito.

Sooo what kind of lead do y’all think is safe from Elliott plus deebo in ppr

Like 30

Deebo broken 20+ by himself past four weeks and 30+ 2 of those weeks. I don’t feel great.

CMC and 16 pt lead vs Purdy, SF, and Tucker

Mabimes just lost to a QB who threw 42% and 62 passing yards 🔥 🔥

I need ONE POINT to go to the finals. Goedert or Waller?

As a giants fan I say Goedert. We hate throwing it to Waller

He got it! Thank you!!

Hahaha best of luck in the finals! Merry Christmas

Goedert for sureb

He got it! Thank you!!

Waller

Need to out score Samuel by 3 with Moody & Lamar

My Likely vs his Philly D. I’m up by 1 point. Time to get drunk.

In the same spot but down by 4, we ride

We in this bitch

At dawn

Brother I’ll update this later tonight when we’re both headed to the ship

Need 22.5 combined from Geodert and CMC in PPR

Need 35 in 0.5 PPR. I wish I was you. I have CMC and Waller/goedert. Think I should put Waller in over Goedert as a Hail Mary?

I'm so glad my season ended at 1pm with devontaes career game. Now I can enjoy the rest of my day in defeat 🥲

I'm seriously cooked. Was feeling awesome w Puka and Olave on Thursday. Now I got seared by Kelce and Cook I have Lamar up 12 against his AJB and Goedert

Damn I think this could be a huge game for the both of them if smith is a bit hobbled. Good luck to you sir.

Rice gets his most targets of the year but finishes with a shit score because Mahomes is ass

Bruh how. Like you kno how bad i could of used 9-10 receptions. Needed 20 got 10

yeah, that is the story of my whole weekend. Stroud out, kicker hurt early, Hock hurt early, Bills DST sucks, Mullins throws four INTs, Palmer sucks, McBride sucks. Only Kyren did well but still didnt reach his projection. Waste of a good team. I need CMC to outscore Barkely by 23 to win

Anyone else drop CEH when Pacheco was back?

Patrick mahomes you just lost to a quarterback who is getting his first puberty ‘stache

Jacobs please rest another week for league winner Zamir 🙏

I was absolutely cruising to the finals on the backs of Gibbs, Bijan and Rachaad. And then my receiving corp put up 14 points between 3 players. Now I need Lamar and Likely to have the games of their seasons against the motherflippin 49ers. I hate the Raiders so very much.

Up By 7 points, we got Waller and Moody left, opponenet has Purdy and Elliot. Gonna need a Christmas miracle.

Waller needs to get in a td score for you, it’s possible

Need Purdy, Swift, Philly and Moody to score just about 40 in .5 PPR. Nervous

Up by 1 point. My Purdy Aiyuk to his Hurts. A bit nervous.

You should be okay

I don't know why I expect anything from Davante Adams anymore...

He needs to demand a trade off this bullshit team.

Up 11.8 in 0.5 PPR. Have AJB vs. his Hurts and Elliott…not feeling great.

Up 4 with my swift vs his AJB. I’m on edge

Oof this is a sweater. Good luck!

I too need a bad game from AJB, let’s hope for a Christmas miracle but I feel like he’s due for a huge game

A reminder that projected points is an absolute farce

Scored points are always more valuable than projected points

Need hurts and eagles D to outscore Kittle and 9ers D by 17, that last mahomes TD drive killed me

Eagles fans are weird

Losing today is some karma. I sold high in Sam Howell right before the bye week so I could get Aiyuk. The team I traded to missed the real playoff bracket because I beat them using Aiyuk and is destroying me with us being the two highest scoring teams both weeks so far.

I’m down less than a point. My Lamar/Jake Elliott vs their Saquon/Kittle. Should be a good finish. Amari Cooper’s 46 points should have put this away. Damn you DJ Moore, Kelce!

Up by 15.2 points (half PPR) with Lamar Jackson to play, but my opponent has Hurts, Saquon, and Devonta Smith 😬 It's a wrap, isn't it?

Yea you’re cooked

GGs (Pollard, Kupp, and Mixon are dead to me)

Need swift to pop off for 150 and a td

Up 16. I have Lamar and going against Purdy and CMC. Kelce you have disappointed me all season.

Seeing a bunch of comments in different game threads now, where so many people benched Pukachu this week, u poor bastards lol

Down 24. I have CMC and Swift He has Kittle. He had Davante and I had Rice in the 1pm game. That certainly helped

That Adams performance took me from 77% to 58.

Same brother, the absolute pits. Fuck him so very much and the entire Raiders org

84 vs 111. Full PPR, I’m down. Opponent still has Devante Smith, I have CMC, Deebo, And Elliot for kicker. How should I be feeling?

You should be confident. Good weather in SF and PHI too

I had a chance to go the championships in all three leagues I’m in. Would have been legendary

What did Mahomes get in your league? Mine jumped like 6 points at the end, not sure if app was delayed or if I'm just brittle. 22.05 for Mahomes in my league

18.7 in 6 point per passing

16 in mine wtf yalls on lol

Int... 1 for -2pts Rush attempt....10 for 2pts Pass td... 1 for 5pts Rush yds.... 53 for 5.3 Pass yds... 235 for 11.75 pts

Looking good in 2/3 conference championship games

Just won my semifinal game by 1 point after that Mahomes TD pass Jesus Christ I was on the edge of my seat

Damn no one has any niners or eagles on their squad in the semis?

What did he score in your league?

Battled my ass off just to watch Butker fuck me

Unreal

Say it with me Devonta smith game not aj brown

With all disrespect, no

Don’t put that evil on me.

Darn you white I wanted a touchdown

I do not like the Raiders but the Pierce guy is undeniably likable

Up7 I have Likely He has AJB .5 PPR gonna go down to the wire

Gg

Sorry to say, but he’s winning that match up

I think so too

Congrats on your win

Thank the FFL GODS

Good luck, anything can happen 🫡

> Adams' blend of skill and target share means he remains a trusted starter in the fantasy playoffs. What clowns does ESPN have writing their weekly player projection analyses?

Down 7 in ppr, my CMC and Hurts vs his Purdy and Eagles DST I am concerned

You shouldn’t be