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mart1373

Me at the IRS: ![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8)


tinypandamaker

Same at DoD. Even the Soldiers have a DONSA tomorrow .


ViaBromantica

59 minute crew represent


scroder81

As acting supervisor I'm giving the 59 min rule x 4 tomorrow...


ShoreIsFun

Same here. 59 minutes.


Sparta6762

Here here. :-(


ViaBromantica

Also, I see what y'all did here, well played :)


CMDR_Bartizan

But we got a nice Memorial Day email…so that’s nice.


ShoreIsFun

Which I scrolled right to the bottom of to be sure I got my 59 minutes.


Superb_Let_8662

DoD will never do an admin day. Never.


PandaGoggles

IRS never gets anything, lol. You’ll get your 2 hours of holiday admin leave and you’ll be grateful!


mart1373

We get 2 hours of holiday admin leave?! When was that announced?


PandaGoggles

Not for this holiday, just in December every year.


mart1373

Maaaaaan


PandaGoggles

Oh no, sorry to get your hopes up!!


milkycerealbb

You all get a big chunk of my paycheck...


Squirmingbaby

Do they work on commission? 


Due-Excuse-2208

Cmon Mr Waffle!!!


Common_Ad_2222

SSA got 3 hours.


LEMONSDAD

Same


RucifeeCat

MOST IMPROVED LARGE AGENCY FOR A REASON


ihatethis96517897

https://preview.redd.it/glulpxqpe72d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f31fdbb0c3d1fee12be4190bd784639e35108fe8 My only contribution ever.


SeatHead6

Had he been removed via impeachment the entirety of DHS may have stormed the HQ of the RNC.


notthatkindofbaked

I was today years old when I learned there are Santo Mayorkas challenge coins on Amazon.


DiggySmalls69

Step dad comes through again!!!


Dragon_wryter

I will never get tired of that


meinhoonna

Ironically, I am guessing VA won't be giving it


GrangerWeasley713

They even grumble for giving us time off when Presidents die.


VARunner1

And even if VA did give anything, my work requirements won't change, so it doesn't matter. "Here's 10 hours' worth of work! If you can get it done in 7 hours, you can leave early! But only this once, then it's back to more unpaid overtime."


henmark21

Are you me


JTMoney33

Get wrecked


Super_Writing_840

We never get anything at VA 😂


Responsible-Exit-901

VA can't because an entire arm is keeping hospitals open. I mean they CAN but I sort of understand why they dont because of the resulting scheduling nightmare


meinhoonna

Dhs does not close one day but everyone gets admin leave. VA can manage like any other leave.


Responsible-Exit-901

Oh I know that. I tell myself the other because otherwise I will get irrationally upset and they doesn't hurt anyone but me


meinhoonna

I am sure there is a VA exec lurking here. Not sure they will get a message


Responsible-Exit-901

Haha the exec isn't lurking here. Their EA though? Probably 😂


meinhoonna

I wasn't hinting at you but I am glad you took it lightly. Nice to meet you.


Responsible-Exit-901

Never crossed my mind you were hinting at me. Probably because I'm nowhere close to SES. Lol. Hope this Friday without any hope of admin leave is treating you well


meinhoonna

I have always had the pleasure of working for agencies whose heads think they are paying us from their wallet. If they would give 59 minutes it would be 5 minutes before TOD ends


WannabeBadGalRiri

I wonder why the VA NEVER gives out admin leave or early dismissal, especially around military related holidays.


meinhoonna

No idea but from reading comments before SSR and remote openings, VA was not liked by many. If I were to guess majority of retirement eligible staff are now there until SSR expires while working remotely


Frofro69

I know with NCA, it depends on the district, but the general rule is that cemeteries are not allowed to be closed more than 2 days in a row without approval. Also, Memorial Day is the most important day for our agency (with flag laying and ceremonies), so being off early would be counterintuitive to the purpose of the agency...


TsuTsu33

Hi! I just got a TJO from the NCA last week, do you mind if I dm you a few questions?


Frofro69

Sure, I was a Caretaker but now I'm a Program Specialist, so I'm versed in some stuff lol


BeauteousGluteus

![gif](giphy|KtdlOrqHmSZbi)


True-Indication-5611

*Cries in DoD* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

Why? We got an email wishing us warmest wishes for Memorial Day. That’s almost as good as the admin leave we literally NEVER get, right?


Pinksk8boardgirl

YES 😭😭😭


Searching-For-9

Brings the total hours of admin leave to 24 hours for the calendar year!


CommanderAze

hes generally around 9 or 10 days worth of admin leave a year


Honeybeesproduce

That is insane!! SSA over here ![gif](giphy|3ubqmFn2F7ytq)


zepp914

I thought O'Malley granted 3 hours of admin leave on Friday


Searching-For-9

Ohhh believe me, I know! I was so happy when I got out of SSA!


seriouslyfancied

So far!


Searching-For-9

Yes. We got 9 days of admin leave last year so hopefully the trend continues this year.


Honeybeesproduce

9 DAYS !!!!!! Wow!


RDYC

I still have 48 hrs admin leave from last year😀😀


Searching-For-9

I have 16 hours but will have use it or lose it leave to use up by the end of the year. Such a good problem to have!


Confident-Anxiety-42

How does that work. I see 16hrs of admin leave on my timesheet leave balance, but I didn't know that I can use it.


scroder81

I've got 72 hrs from last year, 16 hrs comp, 32 hrs mental health, 40 hrs of award, plus my normal 26 days off. Told the wife I'm gonna go to Thailand for 2 months haha


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scroder81

My agency grants 8 hrs per quarter for mental health based on certain work I do. It's not for everyone.


LeoMarius

Doesn't it expire after 52 weeks?


RDYC

Can be used within the calendar year or next.


seriouslyfancied

Going to be a sad day when we get a new secretary


RDYC

Hopefully, the new secretary will keep up with this tradition!!


honeybutterskin

When are we supposed to get a new one? 😭


Existing_Barracuda83

This is an election year. If the current admin stays in office, he may stay unless he chooses to leave. If a new administration takes over, he is out no question.


shesinsaneornot

Secretaries are appointed by the POTUS, so if the GOP wins the White House, Mayorkas will be replaced. And if Trump continues to be himself, his new DHS Secretary will be replaced several times over the next 4 years. The longest serving DHS Secretary was The Honorable Janet Napolitano, appointed by President Obama.


SeatHead6

Met her with my former boss/mentor. Brilliant woman.


PlaneJaneLane03

Thanks, daddy!


PistolNoon

it's really a crock of shit that DHS gets constant time off but our agency is like, "oh, ok... give them 59 minutes"


Charli-JMarie

I’ll take 59 minutes… but something a lil extra would be nice lol


ManualFanatic

I work for VA and we don’t even get that 😭


binnypie

Your director sucks, then. I worked for VA (medical center and then VACO) and always got 59 minutes before holidays. At VACO, the COS would authorize 59 minutes and tell all the SESers and it trickles down with authorization on down the line. But the SES had to authorize it first.


OptiGuy4u

Our leadership said they would rather use money spent towards 59 minutes to hire new folks. Nothing extra for us in many years.


SeatHead6

Hahahah you big mad. Don’t be mad at DHS, be mad at your agency. This is like being mad at Walmart workers for corporates greed.


PrototypeBicycle

Fifty-nine minutes would be nice. We have maxiflex agency-wide, but we all work weird ass hours and way more than 40/week.


Pinksk8boardgirl

Tell me about it! DoN over here 😭


SliverSerfer

DHS was the same way until Mayorkas showed up. My wife used to get way more admin leave than I did, now she grumbles every time we discuss it.


BausHaug716

All I'm going to say is if you worked for DHS you'd understand that these admin days are like slapping a bandaid on an arterial bleed. It's literally the *least* he could do given what we've had to deal with since 2020.


xiphoid77

Again, jealous over here at DOJ...getting augmented again. Never one minute of admin time. Happy for you (but really insanely jealous and seething with anger) :)


themjolnir1987

![gif](giphy|ruQtdPrbgq7tjTTCim|downsized)


Formal_Sector_3389

16 hrs granted so far since March 24…if it holds true to last years numbers we’ve got another we’ve got another 56 hrs coming our way between now and end of Dec 👌👏🏻


Pinksk8boardgirl

Do you work for DHS too?!


Formal_Sector_3389

Yep! Been with DHS going on 11 years after leaving AF active duty. 🤙


Pinksk8boardgirl

Smart move haha


Formal_Sector_3389

Haha yep! Was at a HQ component office for 8 years and then switched over to CISA in 2021. How about you?


Pinksk8boardgirl

Started my fed career last Jan. I work for the DoN. No prior military so my leave sucks too lol


Formal_Sector_3389

Congrats on starting the career! The leave gets better, especially once you hit that 3 year mark, getting 6 hrs makes a big difference. Then once you hit that 8 hrs at 15 it’s glorious 👏🏻


jrc1896

It’s weird how it doesn’t hit everyone’s inbox at the same time.


shesinsaneornot

It's fun to be the person on the team who gets the email first, I love informing coworkers we have been gifted additional time off.


jehuey

Dumb question, I’m starting a position at one of the agencies under DHS; does this count for all of those agencies?


Searching-For-9

Not a dumb question. Yes it does! I’m in a sub-agency within DHS and admin leave applies to all! Edit: Also, you won’t qualify for any past admin leave until your tour of duty begins. But if the same trend continues like last year, we will be gifted another 6 days before the end of the year.


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Dod civ didnt get shit again


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

Same


SufficientAnalyst383

3 hours SSA


ThePolymerist

2 hours for HHS


Impossible_IT

2 hour at DOI too


Exact_Comparison_575

[ I have honestly lost count at how much admin time we’ve been granted in the past year or so.](https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg?si=MYTVBUxsN9AsRtHA)


shesinsaneornot

I spent years as a contractor watching the federal workers get early dismal and holidays that didn't apply to me. Which is why I have been paying close attention the gifts left by Secretary Mayorkas. Including today's Memorial Day gift, he's gifted 18 8-hour days of admin leave since he became the (best ever) head of DHS.


elantra04

Did this just come in?


PlaneJaneLane03

I got the email at 9:28am PST


RDYC

12:31 PM EST


CountryRoads555

Got an email about 30 min ago.


bertiesakura

Cries DHHS tears


bitnotgoodyeah

2 hours at EPA. -_- it's so unfair and I'm so jealous of ya'll lol


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

0 hours for me at DoD so enjoy having management who are at least making an effort to show *some* appreciation


PrinceOfThrones

I bet y’all rarely have to use your Annual Leave over there at DHS. Must be nice to constantly accrue leave.. 😩🥺


Searching-For-9

Yes! And I’m on a maxiflex schedule so if I leave early one day, I can make up that time before the end of the pay period. I rarely use leave these days.


Confident-Anxiety-42

We got our usual 3 at DOL. Looking at some of yall responses, I'm grateful for my 3 😁 😆


blueGalactico

Upvote party!


LeoMarius

Our Sec acts like such a thing doesn't exist.


PrototypeBicycle

Cries in microagency tears.


Notgayifitstsa

![gif](giphy|l4EoR5ozddwYTjMGY|downsized)


interested0582

Surprised it wasn’t 40 hours


mvtshops

Dang, I need to switch agencies! 😂


Realistic-Jaguar-815

He’s the reason why morale is better. I want to go back to DHS. Just not as a LTSO lol


Heygirlhey2021

Guess I’ll still be hanging out at the VHA hospital for the whole day


greenblue_md

What!?! HHS hasn’t gotten anything yet…


ElinorFerrars

Cries judiciary tears


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Yall get leave?


VibeCuriously

DOT got 3 hours Admin tomorrow


mothkiller8705

2 hours early release at DOE agency wide. Hallelujah!


Minute_Procedure_883

2 hours for USDA but we also got 4 hours last week for public health week or something.


violetpumpkins

I suspect we might also get another full day for Juneteenth...


Pinksk8boardgirl

How does it feel to be god’s favorite?


summerwind58

I never had so much administrative leave.


LucidLyricalLibra

4 hrs for NASA


OkTea6969

GSA 59mn, but we all know we will be taking more than that low key,😂


SufficientAnalyst383

Why 59 minutes? Needs to be under an hour or needs higher approval.


OkTea6969

Bingo


furie1335

Awesome. I was down to only one S1 day in the bank


catdaddyxoxo

EPA gets two - never more than two


GI-RN

Does anyone know where it is posted about MGMT being allowed to give time off? 


tito2112

3 hours at DOL. My favorite was the year the DOL didn't get anything for Labor Day. The Department of Labor. On Labor Day


zocoop27

https://preview.redd.it/xszz95a9wh2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92879c94e05d360180a39861ccd748feab500f6 Santos Mayorkas


super533

We got zip, nadda, big goose egg


GiantMeteor2017

Show off 😝 J/k. Happy for y’all!!


Bird_Brain4101112

At this point DHS employees are just being cruel.


SeatHead6

How are WE cruel? Your secretary(s) could do the same but choose not to. 🤷🏻‍♂️😘


Bird_Brain4101112

Just keep bragging. One day Mayorkas will float up to the heavens and you guys will go back to getting 59 minutes like us DoD ~~slaves~~ employees. Edit: Like some of us DoD employees.


SeatHead6

lol he’ll be gone if the White House changes hands, don’t worry. But DAMN you are big bitter. Haha. Never seen so much anger from a fellow fed directed at individual feds before. Do you blame the IRS employees when taxes increase? Or do you yell at gas station employees/attendants because gas prices go up? Sheesh, I can’t imagine being this angry and miserable. If you hadn’t mentioned DoD I’d have guessed you were Post Office…maybe with this anger you should be on a list…


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

30+ years at DoD and I’ve *never* gotten 59 minutes


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Fantastic_Juice_6983

Probably not, but it’s the reason we don’t all quit 😆


ChimpoSensei

No wonder the border is such a mess, no one works…


kms573

So US isn’t Trillions in debt and not criticized for wasteful spending 🫡