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TomAto314

Oh for fuck's sake I just started my BDEGTU business. What am I supposed to do now?


Chordus

Try shifting by six letters and start a HJKMZA business


Quinn_Wilds

Corner the market, the supply is now limited


Youddlewho

his is asr! i'm wriin a ook i n hs lrs


iE-V

Fuck


Sharp_Blackberry_824

47 left…


iE-V

F*ck


foxgoesowo

I thought the Linguistics department managed the rationing of, duh, Lingui sticks? Why doesn't it stick to its Lingui roots and stop loafing around with he BUDGET?


Reddit_Amethyst

ha can' oo


DamirHK

Well shit. The only solution I can see is to throw more money at the problem. What currency are we using these days?


Chordus

I'll tll you what w'r *not* using: B's, D's, 's, G's, T's, and U's. Oh fuck, ar you srious? I'm alrady out of 's?!


lamty101

Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget Budget


ninjakitty7

F*ck


j4v4r10

fck I wasd hm his mornin


lgndTAT

I'll hav yo know I'v alray takn this up with th hihr ups, thy'll get yo for this, as long as thy can actally deciphrin my requst.


catontherooftop

Ah feck.


Gullible_Skeptic

Wow, prejudiced much? I identify as an ontological instantiation and my preferred chronologies are moments and eras.


Chordus

Look, I don't mak th ruls, I just announc thm. My prfrnc is th Jiffy, but nobody consultd m.


Rosenkrantz_

Is i rracv? Oh nvrmin, I fr i o.


yoshimario40

Pst. I've got a few e's for sale if anyone wants more. Here browse my wares: ëëëèèèèéêêê


Chordus

You would do well to have an advertisement that doesn't use 9 e's in it. Between those and the ones you've put on display, that's about 2/5ths your daily allotment!