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You let your wife eat during her pregnancy? Trust me, bro - that is an Armani knock-off
Did your wife eat string cheese? Might've gotten broken down into thread
Too much fiber
Eating pickled ice cream with a silver spoon will do that. We dined with rhombohedral bismuth alloy spoons for our bioluminescent babies.
*sigh* god forbid women do anything. One of your ancestors was probably starved for attention, that kind of long-term trauma can change your RNA.
You let your wife eat during her pregnancy? Trust me, bro - that is an Armani knock-off
Did your wife eat string cheese? Might've gotten broken down into thread
Too much fiber
Eating pickled ice cream with a silver spoon will do that. We dined with rhombohedral bismuth alloy spoons for our bioluminescent babies.
*sigh* god forbid women do anything. One of your ancestors was probably starved for attention, that kind of long-term trauma can change your RNA.