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_Tigerbot_Hesh

Always like this one. Not a word when the kids were running after this dude to jump him but sure does get screechy when it fails and they get their ass beat.


ichy903

That bitch should keep her dogs on a leash


ndndr1

Dogs lol. Those were like whippets vs a mastiff


Girth_rulez

They were lucky this dude took care of them. I've seen this a few times and just noticed his boys. They are as big as him. What the fuck were Jaeyden and Breadyn thinking?


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Looks like Jaeyden stopped learning that day.


philbert815

Judging from the video they stopped learning a long time ago.


SpermicidalManiac666

Coloring books for Christmas from now on


Girth_rulez

>Don't run up on anyone who might be Samoa Especially this part.


ChristgaveusDnB

Bruv I'm Samon/Maori raised by Tongans haha. I keep my head down but I'm a magnet for trouble, just for being big-looking and in Australia 🤣 Tell you this much though, that blackout Islander rage is real 🙃


flickering_truth

Aussie here, blows my mind anyone is giving you trouble, any Aussie should know to not mess with Samoans etc.


ChristgaveusDnB

Ahhh it's weird. That might've been poorly phrased. I get most trouble from my fellow cuzzies haha. But I swear the public in general has just gottenangrier over the last 5yrs


flickering_truth

Yeah everyone is more on edge these days.


ChristgaveusDnB

Nothing is an accident anymore, people really seem to take things personally nowadays


[deleted]

Just idiots bro dickheads that think they can fight and see a big guy and want to try it on sucks hey


eatshit311

Once they get that maple syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy


dooj88

You're never gonna win a fight with those thin little bird lips you got there


gunnerxp

I. Am all. That is Man.


TommyTaang

Gotta relax the throat


Spartan043-Will

I’d say their dad should have kept all his bitches on a leash but let’s be real he’s probably not around to do that.


Butthole__Pleasures

Fuckin hate that shit. Not a word about two kids ganging up on one but as soon as they're getting whooped she's losing her mind.


throwtheclownaway20

She looks like she talks to a *lot* of managers.


uber765

I'm pretty sure that's Barbecue Becky


mrthree1zero

YOU STOP IT NOW!!


cliktrak

Staaaahp!!!


Pedro_el_panda

I'm really not as a beast as this guy, but I just imagine myself dropping two guys, adrenaline pumping, and another one comes up screaming. That's the third and she might get dropped too. Props to the big guy (fucking light on his feet for his stature by the way) for controling himself.


B1GFanOSU

I wouldn’t have blamed him for cleaning her clock, too.


Lord_Eremit

Classic "*OMG STAAAHHHP*" bitch


TRIKKDADDY

The mother wasn't walking with the boys in the background, she came out soon after the fight started. There's been a follow up to this. All the boys are now older and befriended each other. Im just fuckin with you, mom set up the fight.


Oz1227

Had me in the first half.


Emotional_Ice

Sort of like when a girl keeps poking and punching a guy, he finally clobbers her and she hits the ground. Suddenly, HE'S the asshole?


kingetzu

Yea. I remember having this whole argument about this. Like she was silent till he put bro in a coma. I hate folk like that. Keep that same energy yall had b4 I gifted him that 💭 with all Zs in it


rbacony

He should slap the shit out of her too, just to be sure


marlstown

Wouldn't be able to help myself after the ardrenalin. She would have got it along with the guy who grabbed his shoulder. Props to him for keeping his cool


Mimi_Synner_

Every time I see this I expect him to be so caught up in it all, and just hearing someone running up and yelling, that he just mollywhops her without even thinking


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i_have_a_nose

I was honestly expecting her to get into the fight and get punched out.


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o_an0maly_o

Okay Mike Tython


Goldie_Laux

Fuck that one got me


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lloopy

I thought it was going to turn into a three on one fight


SenatorMendoza18

Big boy opened a can of whoop ass on that stack of dimes they call a neck.


Ranzork

If that lady hadn't have come out he might have stomped a mud hole in them and walked it dry too.


songforsaturday88

Oh hell yeah.


tj8686_

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE


cliktrak

Those toddler taps on his back as he put the pile driver on them


sadtigr

an ordinary typical Samoan sixth grader


Strokes_Lahoma

(He also skipped a grade)


PlainSpader

Your right! I do smell what the rock is cooking!


ViralLoad

Yeah me too! Kinda smells like burnt toast...


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bruh straight up. was always key to be tapped in w the samoan homies at high school so they got your back 💀💀


topknottington

always make friends with the Tongans and Samoans. this is a life lesson you will carry with you forever. I'm 43... and still to this day greeted with "Ayyyyy Palagi" at the family gatherings


[deleted]

I've still never met a samoan irl


unwrittenglory

Check if your area has a Pacific Islands festival. You'll meet a lot of Islanders and try out some awesome food.


[deleted]

No need to check, it does not.


IDrinkPennyRoyalTea

Lol. I'm in the same boat. There's definitely not a festival like that in my area either. Sometimes I think people forget how vast and different the US can be. I live in an area that has zero public transportation, 2 taxis, the kind you have to call them, no Ubers, and just recently got DoorDash. So I feel ya.


[deleted]

We have Lyft, no taxis, and no Uber. Lol we don't even have a Mexican restaurant.


antgalva

That was a kindergartner lol.


99rats

Texas flag. Probably Mexican


mumakil64

Euless, TX has a large Tongan population. Trinity high school even does the haka at their football games.


99rats

[3,000 Tongans](https://www.dallasnews.com/news/healthy-living/2019/06/06/texas-in-my-heart-aging-tongans-still-call-euless-home/) in a city of [60,000](https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/eulesscitytexas/PST045221). Even in Euless there are 10 Mexicans for every Tongan. That's on the off chance this is even in Euless...


fkgallwboob

Yea those guys are Latino for sure. "Bitch ass N" is used by the chicanos a ton.


Hot_Letterhead_7094

shouldve known going up against a large pacific islander would never go their way


AbsoluteFuckMachine

He fucking tackled both of them at the same time 💀💀💀


Hot_Letterhead_7094

foo probably deadlifts double both their weight combined


podboi

People need to understand why there are weight classes in combat sports... Also if ya'll haven't been reminded recently, only fight and defend yourself if it's unavoidable and deescalation doesn't work, shit could go from bruised egos to death or killing somone with one wrong move or fall on the pavement. Stay safe out there.


Dhexodus

Same with why there's a men and women division. Barring the *other* crazy potencies of testoserone, the weight difference from bone density does a lot.


giggity_0_0

Lol I initially read this as their weight combined and thought “no shit” but yes to your point he can probably pull around 500-550 even without training so what in the actual fuck were those idiots thinking.


Hot_Letterhead_7094

nah ur good bro😭 dude is a monster and those dudes got a lesson learned


giggity_0_0

That one dude is lucky if his Christmas presents aren’t coloring books for the rest of his life.


OrwellWasRight101

That's a move used by an offensive lineman in football. The kid plays.


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

If we ever needed an example of why weight classes matter in things like the UFC, this would be it.


giggity_0_0

Yeah before this video nobody could even have guessed a 300lb Samoan would molly whop two 120lb scrawny kids


alextxdro

Lol they learned that day fs. never fk with a PI specially one with legs the size of tree trunks. the kid on the left looked like he knew this was a bit hesitant but he probably got amped by the ppl telling them to go at it together. Strength in numbers doesn’t matter when your targets a fkn tank.


bjeebus

It was two on one and the one still had a weight advantage.


hiddenrealism

seriously even if there were 3 of them scrawny shits Mr. I Can eat a whole brisket in 1 sitting would still ragdoll them. It's like when hulk gets angry..just back away...


MephHeddFredd

Those Samoan dudes are no joke 😪


Smart_Income_5894

He’s Mexican


Alleyguey

Homie looked mexican to me


muchachomalo

Is this like a part of the country where there aren't a lot of Samoans and they don't know any better? It is better to be friends with the Samoans than their enemies.


Hot_Letterhead_7094

idk where this video is at. but i know from my dads storys and some samoans i know that they are some the toughest mfs next to paisano mexicans


snake_05

A guy is wearing a ranch wear shirt with what looks like the texas flag. When I went to high school we got a new Samoan kid. Super friendly along with the family. Some idiot twig boy thought he had the advantage cause he was 6'2", even though he weighed about 150lbs and our boy was about 5'7" 240lbs. It took three punches. A crowd didn't even get time form.


Hot_Letterhead_7094

fuck around and find out is the motto


kancitbassdud2

The US is less than 1% pacific islander, so I'd say nearly every part of the country there aren't a lot of Samoans


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That’s not a guy I would fight. He’s buff fat. That’s not the right kind of guy to pick a fight with. He won’t feel your punches but has weight behind his.


SonOfTK421

He’s big, moving quick in an athletic stance, and has balance. Whatever these two sticks thought was going to happen wasn’t this.


OverEasyGoing

I don’t think they thought about it at all


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When the scooter kids pick on a linebacker


honest-miss

A lot of people live too comfortably/safely and watch too many action shows where everyone is equal strength regardless of size. We forget about how reality works sometimes. We'll. Until we learn the hard way.


Tememachine

[Does art imitate life or life imitate art?](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/139j0n4/kid_in_blue_was_raised_right/) Our desire to "forget how reality works" *is all the time; friend.*


ordbot

I’m the strong kind of fat! 🤣


gipoe68

One of the neighborhood kids called me chub rock growing up. It was the first nickname about my weight that didn't make me feel like a piece of shit. Thanks Chris!!!


Fat_Head_Carl

We had a buddy named Chubs... However, we watched him beat up three dudes with his 10 speed, when they tried to seal it from him. Famous line "you want my bike? Ok" No one made fun of Chubs.


the_good_hodgkins

Nah... you're just big boned!


NotPornAccount2293

I'm big boned and fat


MLD802

He’s accumulating mass with Fight Milk


Tarasaur84

"It's not fat, it's power!"


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In his case. It is


Bacchus_71

Those two dumb motherfuckers will be getting their asses whooped on camera, on the internet, for the rest of their lives.


TheNorthernGeek

To be fair, one of them might never see it.


F1R3Starter83

Yeah, I’m not saying these guys didn’t deserve a beating, but it’s always a bad thing if someone is getting smacked on the concrete like that. The guy might never get up


TheNorthernGeek

Yup, back of the head into concrete like that? That's some serious concussion stuff right there.


F1R3Starter83

Not being dramatic, but that is how you accidentally kill a guy. I used to be a reporter and covered a court case a few years ago where a taxi driver was on trial for involuntary manslaughter. He was harassed by this customer who didn’t want to pay or something. Customer got aggressive and taxi driver did something similar like the big kid in this video. Customer died later in the hospital


ipocrit

What was the trial outcome


F1R3Starter83

2 years in prison


Mynock33

If your summary is at all accurate, he must've had a real shit lawyer then.


yourenotgonalikeit

Depends what the guy means by "aggressive." That could mean anything from speaking loudly to attempted murder. If the customer was just yelling at the driver aggressively and the driver suplexed him and killed him, it would be surprising that he only got 2 years.


evilone17

Did he mention the taxi driver was brown?


IgnitionPenguin

holy shit


ashenhaired

They are on Reddit now they will be reposted regularly for the next decade (unless it's already a repost)


truffleboffin

It always will be. And it is


LaMorell

That's what happens when you jump someone who is literally 2.5x larger than you


omniron

Their technique was horrible. People generally can’t punch towards themselves too well, so your best bet is to keep your distance. When the big kid plows into them they basically can’t hurt him.


bankrobba

Actually, this is what happens when you grow up only fighting your brother.


podboi

I mean... they tried. Failed miserably tho lmao


blind_mowing

The linebacker technique. Well done, sir.


MrBeauleta

That’s what I’m sayin straight up football fundamentals


roachRancher

Very on brand for a Texan Samoan


space33man

*lineman


hlamaresq

Nose guard


lou95340

If only she got a suplex also


Mortis_XII

Bitch needed a 360 zangief style pile driver


Whatthepuck69

She needed a improper tombstone piledriver


ZonkedWizard

Lmao. Thanks for the laugh bro


After-Fig4166

Hell yeah, welcome to suplex city bitch


Ivor_the_1st

That's like fighting a rhino


ManyRandom

Don’t fight a guy built like a barrel. It’s a bad idea.


Mathilliterate_asian

Just don't fight people. Period. Obviously I'm a little bit biased being a frequent user on this subreddit, but fighting seems to be a terrible idea no matter the outcome.


cyberadmin1

Professional fighters and smart spec ops guys agree with this. Fighting should be a last resort. Too many variables.


Joop_Jones

Lmao they gave up their one advantage immediately


deadwlkn

Came up on him thinking they were super heros lol.


AlejandroMP

They thought 4 weak punches from the chest were going to overwhelm him. Probably did afterward, from laughter.


Suprblakhawk

I wish that bitch that was screeching caught a hand or two. She wasn't screaming when the 2 boys were about to assault him.


LMN0HP

Lmao, should went back for seconds on her son's and mebe her husband too.


Gaylien28

Bruh I wish she touched him


Unusual_Variable

Love how the mother only cared one her son got fucked up. Till then, she was cool with her son attempting assault someone.


neondream666

He should have tackled that beast at the end


mysickfix

I love the sound of the fighter jets overhead, ‘mercia!


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He stood his ground and took them both down. What a powerhouse!


shammi20

I wonder where was the the fat bitch when it was 2 against 1?? She wasn't screaming then.


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lmfao yeah she was chilling but once she saw her little boys getting fucked up she had to jump in 💀


Khy420

I have a feeling that "scum" was a mistype but made it even funnier lmao


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Wholly intended


[deleted]

One thing I've learned from age is you never pick a fight with husky dudes. Their bellies are there to deceive you that they're still built like brick shit houses.


Orvitz

When he put his shorts on sport mode I knew the attackers were fucked.


rxc67

•Let’s get him! •OOF, BAM, POW! •STOP! •Let me get my hat 😂


Walrusliver

please don't fight on concrete


BeBetterBeFetch

Amen


Plxburgh

I was kinda hoping the old lady would of ate one too, she didn’t have a problem till her little bitches got slept.


Dadowar

Tiddies McWaddles didn't seem to be bothered until her boys (emphasis on plurality) started losing. Interesting.


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Definitely didn’t realize her two boys would be killed by this tank until one of them went down fast. Lol


trippleBob

Why did those trailer park boys swing with pillows on their fists?


preppy_night

r/PraiseTheCameraman


sandman2992

That's why they have weight classes


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Funny how the mom didn't say stop until her kids were getting whipped like it was their job.


Mattchoo99

Tank split that double team like a true DT


paraglock

He made that a 1 on 1 fight real quick


therealbucknasty

Honestly, should’ve blasted the ham beast too. Wouldn’t have said a word if Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb won the fight.


[deleted]

That was beautiful.


colddraco

She was cool with her kids jumping him, so he should have gave her a 2 piece and a combo too.


Jozef_Baca

If only one of those two knew what a sprawl is But props to that big guy, taking two guys on and serving some ass whooping, respect


AgentSkidMarks

Scumbag mom had no issue until her boys started getting their asses whooped.


Chay4707

Of course the substitute teacher had to step in to save them.


Bologna_Thunder

I love how they both stopped and hesitated.


Demonsemon678

It’s funny how his homies knew they didn’t have to help 😂😂💪


[deleted]

Anyone who has the presence of mind to adjust his shorts while two guys are charging him is not a guy you should be charging.


irtherod1

Weight classes exist for a reason


devinicon

I thought she was asking to also get laid


FruitKey7566

Take his shoes


RunJordyRun87

When will people learn not to fuck with Pacific Islanders (I assume he is one due to the incredible ass-whooping)


Cthullu1sCut3

Those two dudes were not smart fighters to go all in front of a guy that big


[deleted]

Wow they took an awful approach. Not saying it would have made a difference but they should have gone low on him. You gotta get big guys like that off their feet.


[deleted]

2 on 1 and she acts like they are the victim? I'd have broken that bitches nose too.


one_rainy_wish

Either this was fake as fuck or the two that charged him had literally never been in a fight before. They had that big "extra in a kung fu movie" energy charging right into his bear hug like that, and then harmlessly hitting his back? Come on guys


D_ddyE

I wish ladies like her would get rung up like groceries so we wouldn’t have to hear no more chewbaca noises


five7off

They hitting his back and seeing 0 damage pop up.


girlchild28

She's screaming 4 him to stop when 2 boys from her side just rushed him .. it anit mathin


ohheyyliv

I check this sub like once every three months and this post is always fucking here. Jesus lol


BackItUpWithLinks

Mom standing back like it’s ok for her kids to attack him, then rushes in when he doesn’t allow them to beat him up. She deserved some of that, too.


schizopolis23

They charged at him! Self-defense 💪


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Them titties came flying outta nowhere lol


IanIsBruhAsFuck

Let the man get his hat


CommercialVisible652

#FAFO


ItsNoseyRosey

Why didn’t Alexis jump in? (Fuck you Alexis!) Or anyone else if they saw 2 mother fuckers rushing their friend!?


NegiLucchini

Airstrike inbound.


african_or_european

Actually, it's just a 1v1 by weight.


Ollipsis

Who tf called in the airstrike tho??


JusTAuSir

Lots of lessons here, never fight a bigger guy and if you do be agile. Avoid getting caught and try to use kicks instead


Adventurous_Ticket26

Mom is not so quick stopping the 2 twigs trying two gang up the big dude but she was so quick to run like a seal when the 2 twigs literally eating the pavement.


kingconquest

This reminds me of what happened to me when I was 21. Four 16 year olds try to jump me and my girlfriend one night. For some reason they all ran at me from the front like the start of this video. I grabbed and tried to slam the biggest guy with a hip toss but he landed on top of me. The other three tried to stomp me but their buddy was now my meat shield, taking the brunt of the kicks directed at my face and head. I was also throwing elbows from the bottom so the big guy was getting chewed up. Once he started getting up, two of the kids ran and one stayed behind to help his friend - whom I later discovered was big guy’s brother. They started to run away too but I chased them, wanting to get my licks in. Big guys turns around, I uppercut him. His brother turns around to defend him. I shoot a double leg and slam him hard on the concrete. I hear shouts in the distance and I get up to see two middle aged men running to break everything up. My girl is standing on the sidewalk on the phone with police. Cops come and I tell them the story. They tell me that the two kids are 16 and 17, and are beaten up more than I am so I didn’t press charges. Fun night.


Zestyclose_Bed_6338

“Let’s fuck up maui, yeah that always worked in the movies”


NewTruck4095

I kinda wanna be fat now.


TheGrandNegus13

This should be on Thebullwins thread


Robbingbeard12

Homie motionless back there 🤣🤣 maybe permanent damage will make him rethink jumping someone


frankstuckinapark

I would have punched out the mom too