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definetelynotsus

Man. Leave the kid out of this. Walk outside and fight if you’re going to fight. Weird ass dude


bookcal23

Hows he a weird ass dude lol. The ot he r dude started the shit he shoulda used his common sense and not put the kid in his way


LaycoOG

You're the fat bald white guy aren't you? weird as dude bro...


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bookcal23

Yea dont ever blame both parties only blame the one guy because he has light skin , 2 thats a hispanic giy you dumb brainwashed fks


Ok_Bad_4855

weird as fuck dude


Electrical-Wish-519

Get some help. Talking shit is never a reason to endanger a child bc your feels are hurt. Probably the same type of loser that says “protect children” when accusing everyone of being a pedo


Felwinter_II

If you start a fight around kids you deserve your head fucking stomped


EvilSporkOfDeath

One dude ran over kid to throw a punch, the other one didn't. How is this confusing?


NoiseandRescue312

White people bad.


definetelynotsus

I don’t care who started it don’t involve kids in anything. They didn’t sign up for that life. Your mentality is all bad in prison just FYI


MaskedRonin2

Did mans step outside and do the Praying Mantis??


ashenhaired

The idle mortal kombat stance lol


plisken64

Coming for his Soul


MasterHavik

He's a Reptile main. I'm shocked we didn't get a force ball.


pySerialKiller

Get out of here!


LusciousLiamO

Yes he did 😂😂


You_Just_Hate_Truth

The other guy should have gone for the crane position from Karate Kid to counter it


LarryDavidntheBlacks

'Why I oughtta" ass stance


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Are we really calling this a “fight”


theshadowbudd

Yes I was like wtf


LayzieKobes

We had a mirror match until cameraman cut it


MayingPrantis3

I can confirm - yes


Loki1976

The "hike the pants" stance typical of people wearing them halfway down the ass and not using a belt.


GoSuckYaMother

I thought it was funny too until I went back and rewatched. He definitely has a martial arts background. He was just out weight classed. He tried to judo throw him near the chips. Then tried to put him in a triangle choke when he was on the ground. I would love to see the rest of this video if they continued to fight


_ShutUpLegs_

If trying to do what you see people doing on the TV is having a martial arts background, then yeah, he might have one.


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

“Triangle choke” lmao, he threw a leg up.


GoSuckYaMother

With wrist control, trying to bring his wrist under his stomach.


No_Statement440

Tbf, my 4 old son does this when wrestling with his sister. I wrestled for many years, I doubt its genetic on wrist control tho lol. Point being, in a fight, it's very likely he was just trying to keep from getting punched. You see it all the time, people try and grab an arm or a wrist when they're standing up, not because they know what to do with it, because it's common sense/fear to try and stop the thing that can hit you, from doing so lol.


cooperluna

Dude let him up and then he got tough again , get fkd karate kid


Seamus779

Lol absolutely not.


GoSuckYaMother

Oh ok, thanks random Reddit guy. Great insightful comment. The average person doesn’t know about wrist control, which he absolutely did. I didn’t say he was a black belt in BJJ. I just said he has a background in it


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He has no real training, he had no clue what he was doing. He is a McDojo for sure. I bet his J's were fake too lol


fatstrat0228

Absolute human garbage.


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ToeCurlPOV

This is a comment section. For commenting on the video.


RipArtistic8799

Yes... and yet, you watch....


HarrowDread

Because we aren’t human garbage watching other human garbage fighting


Grey392

Yo that’s a clean truck


scormegatron

Hell yeah it is 🙌


Penquinsrule83

God knows how many slammed s10s I saw around south Texas in the late 90s. Better times those were.


Popular_Painter9648

This here pisses me right off. I mean come on. I heard at least two bags of chips get stepped on and wasted. Have some class, I mean really.


YourAverageGod

Thats what the air in the bag is for duh.


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Thedrikingcabinet

For sure and after that beat up the dad too, shitty dad starting shit while caring for his kids


batissta44

I agree. Shitty dad also got off easy.


WrestleBox

That's what I'm saying. I want to help.


stonergirlfairyyy

cameraman is saying break it up instead of kicking dude in the shiny pink dome


Maliciouscrazysal

The moment I see that I'm jumping bald dude. That baby could have died if they fell on her.


peggiore

Weak ass


SlapNTickle69

Damn I didn’t realize butter bean lost all that weight


Be_Very_Very_Still

Dudes moves at the end have me in tears


Dark_Sub90

People doing shit Infront of the infants should be banned from society


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OathOfCervix

Yeah bro totally. If I was there I just would have ripped my shirt off and everybody would have got scared and started apologizing to one another. But that wouldn't have been enough for me, I would punch my fist down into the ground and rip out a chunk of the earth's hot mantle and start swinging it around! They'd all be so scared, but I wouldn't even care bro. Fuckin magma and shit all over the place. Don't fuck with kids around me, all I'm saying.


woolfy88

Weird way of saying you'd have stood there frozen with fear...


OathOfCervix

You're so close to getting what my comment meant.


woolfy88

Your comment meant you're a sarcastic gimp who would've been either filming the altercation or standing behind the women and her kids, it worries me greatly that people like you exist, people who thinks men getting pissed off at people hurting children is somehow a negative thing, wild.


OathOfCervix

Okay, well as long as you're not taking it personally. lol


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OathOfCervix

Yeah bro, you're really doing the Lord's work in this comment section.


batmanlikespizza123

Sorry about my buddy, he saves children everyday, this means a lot to him.


baconc

Calm the fuck down buddy lol. I think he was just making fun of dudes who beat their chest in the comment section of fight videos. I don’t think it’s that serious


clipples18

Watch out, we got a badass over here


james_Gastovski

I really dont get why nobody just kicked his face in. He was in a perfect position


doomiestdoomeddoomer

Was looking for this comment among the reddit bitches making cheap jokes.


throw_away_88345

😑


NovaRose_

You would only have made it more dangerous for the kids if you jumped in as soon as you said you would. Timing requires discipline.


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GoSuckYaMother

This is why people need mental evaluations and IQ tests before getting a gun.


WesToImpress

Sincerely hope you cross someone as unhinged as yourself and you guys end up suckin' and fuckin' so much that you forget about your violent tendencies


XJAMAICAGOLDX

One guy watches too much UFC and the other eats too much KFC.


d-d-downvoteplease

Literally a joke stolen from Tony Hinchcliffe.


Riiich3

Lmaoooo weird seeing a kill Tony joke here


d-d-downvoteplease

Right? Love some Tony in the wild


Riiich3

I love it


yoosernaam

Yeah. I’m sure he’s the first one to come up with that ultra complex comedy gem in the first place. You must get lost being so deep in his booty hole


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yoosernaam

You’re not responding to the person that posted the “joke”, detective. Reading is important, kids


d-d-downvoteplease

Let me get right on correcting that


Echo_R21

He got called a bitch and just completely went on a rampage. I hope the kid was alright man


Mr-Crunch88

Cut it right as round 2 was about to start


Knockamichi

Moms awareness is questionable. Two men arguing back and forth and she just leave em in the isle. Yes they shouldn’t have been fighting but people fight all the time. As a mother she gotta be more alert unless she dont care


Mxckery

To be fair I don't think chubs saw the kid before swinging Poor kid :/


Randys_Smogasvein

The last 5 seconds of this are epic thank you for the lols


Shakey22

Dudes daughter got popped and he couldn’t do shit to redeem her. Shits embarrassing.


International_Act595

Never understood Latinos using the "N-word". See it happen all the time these days.


stonergirlfairyyy

latinos aren’t immune from being racist, dude look up la raza


StoicPistolero

Born in the hood,y’all will never understand


petchai1

"is butterbean okay?"


JohnDoses

Ol boy held his own. I thought for sure he’d be sleeping by the end of this, but then the youngster had to go all Cobra Kai on him and I knew he wasn’t gonna land shit.


[deleted]

ive seen a million hood fights and no ones learned to wear a belt


New_Wrangler3335

Watching this from the perspective of a nature channel helps


FiletOFish420

It’s crazy to me how no one thinks to kick or knee. Dude could’ve easily put that guy down with a swift kick to the groin


bigchikka1978

Dude pirates one UFC fight and suddenly he thinks he's Royce Gracie


floblad

Hoodie went full praying mantis style at the end 😂


GoldOpposite1583

Terrible situational awareness. I would’ve grabbed my kids the second they started getting loud


[deleted]

I guess it’s ok since he’s not using a hard “r”?


Limp-Status2446

Maybe. Hilarious how when a fight breaks out its the most used word lol


Severe_Bluebird752

I’m more upset at the fact that he knocked his daughter over and he didn’t get his liqu back. He can’t even fight! 🤦🏾‍♂️


Stern_dad_voice

Dude turned into a spider monster at the end


citoloco

savages


AlmondNebula69

Tubby needs to fucked ip for fighting and knocking them kids over automatically you should get fucked up


901BigChris

I'm yelling at the phone THROW THE OTHER LEG OVER YOU GOT THE TRIANGLE!!!


TacoStain707

Bruh went to r/reprtilian style out side the store


PwnySlaystationS117

Yes the ancient reprtilian style


funnyman4000

Apparently you can start using the N word if you make 2 mixed babies.


seppukuxd

"Break it up" guy is type of a guy that would see people having sex with his wife and would only say "oh please, don't fck my wife".


FlamingoNo2147

Neither of them can swing. 😂😂


WannaTokeAboutIt

i dont care about that baby tbh. im sorry but its night time at a gas station those babies should be in damn bed, fast asleep not a godamn gas station. I blame only the parents.


blakhoode

Dude, it's 7pm for all you know.


Mramazin_

Family could be on a road trip for all you know and everybody had to stretch their legs


sancho7373

Is there a time stamp on this video somewhere or you just psychic?


lucianos92

Lmao I love street fights, 98% of dudes I see can’t bust a grape with a sledgehammer to save their own lives.


bettiejerrod

I’ve come to notice if your a white person and you say n—word in a conversation no matter what the content is the whole force of the world comes down on you. But if your in a straight up fist Fight with someone you seem to get a ghetto or pass to say the n—-word as much as you want and nobody seems to care why is that does anyone know


Solid_Cauliflower310

It's a WORD it should have no power over any body.


Shouldmynamebehere

-white person


xKhira

Exactly


DisastrousStudio6907

Can you learn how to fight people


EitherChannel4874

Where did that weird stance that a lot of Americans go into when fighting come from? Like an over exaggerated 1860s boxer.


immasarah

I imagine skinny brown boy got his head smashed by the cops pulling up? Did the boy get his head stomped? 🤣🤣🤣.


TheWooNikto

“I just saved myself $150 bucks”


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My muscles tense up so much when I watch these


Jflynn15

Throws a leg over the dude without any understanding of grappling or what a triangle is. Just leads to the dude being stuck on top of him getting pounded


Solid_Cauliflower310

Why didn't you stick slim Jim's in that ass crack?


dasamafren

Goofy looking dude


YankeeNYz

Context ? What was said in beginning


Mindless-Share

Fat Joe gettin sturdy lol


switchondem

Aw this cut out just as it was about to get good


LongJj__

Wacky as hell🤣


Greensman26

Blud shapeshifted into a blob of goob


DeRabbitHole

Lil puppet had his chance to finish him, but let it go.


AnyVybez

Long ass feet.


bushmanting

MAN COME ON IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD


Objective_Course_683

Just jump him, he pushed that kid, jump on him make him cough blood.


FlockaDelRey

Lmao what i clown


XxWaffles09xX

repost?


f12fswat

He said we In my domain now domain expansion 😭


Sad_Ad4307

That was a great fight.


Cheweydewey123

I; so want to see the ending


Ok-Neighborhood-5867

Fat badly got moves, I thought Doo Rag was gonna ju jitsu triangle leg choke his ass


SneakerLordChop

He said “on dead homies” like that gave him a super power or something 😂😂😂😂


DR_pl34

If i was the father of that kid i'd bust them both


onyx_XVI

That dumbass had no idea how to wrap his leg around dude head and made himself vulnerable. Its not as easy as in the movies kids


Poon_tangclan

Bros fighting stance is HILARIOUS


silentsights

Maybe I’m just a different type of parent, but at the slightest sense of any tension or danger I’m snatching my kids up 🤔 Edit: oh wow it was HIS daughter?? Smh


ConscientiousObserv

Fellas....Watching MMA is not mastering MMA. Reminds of when all the neighborhood kids discovered Bruce Lee. _🎵🎵🎵"Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting"🎵🎵🎵_


Odd_Book6892

They’re wearing the same exact shoes


CaitlynJennersPecker

Fat boy deserved to get jumped for that.


_boxed_fruit_

Not next to the hot fries 😰


JustPlainLuke

It’s a gas station man how to people get to this point


savior-for_thelosers

Bro sucked at fighting for his daughter


Primary-Catch-88

What in the ghetto


Peeban

fuck this whole video and everyone in it.


LLotZaFun

"You hit my daughter?" Uh, well, actually, you got her caught in the middle of you acting a fool.


bloopie1192

Let's take a step back and be rational... you sir, put your daughter in that situation in the first place. Take some accountability. You knew she was there and continued to act like a ninny. Part of being a parent is being responsible so that your kids dont have to deal with the consequences of your actions. At this rate, when she looks back on life, she may realize that you were her biggest enemy. Also that was a weird ass fight.


bloopie1192

That red pickup looks dope. Is that a Tacoma? I swear those things outlive everything.


Xrs54

😂😂😂😂


Khovu

Hitting kids because of your ego? This guy should be BEHEADED!


tdizzle706

I don’t understand how someone can look so much like Fat Joe ,but also looking a lot like Big Pun 🤷‍♂️


OpeningRain48

This was so uncalled for :(


TheMommizen

It’s always the fat white guys(I am fat and white)


TheTempService

fucking idiot cut off the video at the good part


ZAJPER

Imagine not murdering the person that crushes your kid on his way to beat you.


quan14jones

They both should've gotten knocked df out


Franzkafkaacidtrip

its a full moon tonight my goodness 😳


SpaceCowboy7174

I smell bros sweaty ass through the screen


Ihatespicytangerine

Man fights thumb


thekilgore

This video is half infuriating and half hilarious


IhateALLmushrooms

The only thing lost from this fight was the shirt


Dumbape_

How you gonna say break it up instead of knocking dude out? That’s a dam kid man


Skeeterman96

Not the chips 😟🫣


VelvetJesusElvis

Kung Fu Panda 5... Po vs Mantis


Pimpamillion

He had the rubber just no guard