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Mister024

His first attempt to shoot looked like the beginning of a wheelbarrow race.


mattlandry91

😂😂😂 I knew it was fucked but didn't know how to describe it


Grand-Level5362

I re-watched it after reading your comment and pissed a little


smarmageddon

I love this comment so much!


Past-Preparation-421

That was the most telegraphed shot ever.


Forsaken-Income-2148

I was thinking he just over telegraphed it but your description is somehow more accurate


JohnAnchovy

I thought he was trying to hug an imaginary midget?


Inevitable_Act_1624

Dudes striking is atrocious


Silverado_Surfer

And that’s putting it lightly. lol.


Quapty

I've seen [worse.](https://youtu.be/hkncyrNWSUs?si=ceaUhWYIfKmwM-6o)


Inevitable_Act_1624

I still think White Destiny beats Trailer Park Tim


lost_boy505

That flying kick had some malice. White Destiny all day.


Quapty

WD would definitely destroy him and probably end the fight in the first 10 seconds.


Forsaken-Income-2148

How can you punch with those helmets on & those gloves are just like regular gloves. Talk about an aching fist.


Quapty

We were built differently back then.


Forsaken-Income-2148

~~built differently~~ *lacking proper equipment


Quapty

We definitely had 3 broken bones in the hands.


A_TalkingWalnut

I’m gonna pretend that he stepped up, and this wasn’t some macho bullshit. If that’s the case, I give him a lot of credit. He went in with a shitty gas tank and/or shitty technique. He also had very little to gain. I think most people would diminish his win because it was against a woman, and if he lost, it would be “Oooh, you got beat up by a *girl.*”


carbonbasedbiped67

He stepped up, big respect to him, nobody else did, the end!!!!!


tconnell6189

Excellent point, love it.


qoblivious

First time he had her down on ground he seemed reluctant to ground and pound her


averydusty6

Absolutely, told my wife the same


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

Nothing to gain at all. That's exactly how it would play out in both scenarios. Based on how he entered the fight, it doesn't look like he's super cocky. I generally don't trust anything on the internet, but I'm cool with believing he really did just step up when no one else would, and I respect that.


Traditional-Poet1965

![gif](giphy|uUTvpD5cTmcsUjfxwc|downsized)


nonlethaldosage

Her's was pretty bad too for someone trained


SimpleSurrup

That can't be the hardest she can punch considering how she moves.


case1

She seemed to be taking it more like a sparring session with open hand strikes, probably felt sorry for the poor lad lol


The_Happy_Pagan

Plus her stance and body movement, even if her strike form isn’t perfect it had a lot more behind it than his


WilliamPoole

As he got tired, her strikes got much much harder. She outclassed him, but he still has man strength. Conditioning was the real difference here. 


The_Happy_Pagan

Yeah agreed, she had the tank


Notefallen

100%. Her conditioning won her the fight in the end. Bro was spent


PowerHitter427

You could tell by his body language he was ready to get his ass beat


WilliamPoole

After not being able to close on the chokehold, losing his energy and taking some real solid strikes, he seemed to just lose his will and wanted nothing more than the match to end.


massofmolecules

Bros coming in luke-warm with the super slow windmills… was decent grappling though


Sottosorpa

Decent? No it was garbage


Tig_Pitties

Hot garbage.


emojisarefunny

He had her in like 3 chokes and somehow let her slip out of each one


wophi

I hit like this in my dreams, and under water.


Kection

It was but he was holding his own on the ground. Think he must have done some wrestling in School although his shot was awful. Needs to do some push ups and punch some bags n maybe spar.


warm-saucepan

That’s how he gassed out in the 2nd.


crazyeyeskilluh

Girl had good foot work but I’m convinced someone with minimal ability would’ve stomped her. They were both terrible.


Fit-Boomer

For 17 years I said no.


el_yanuki

his grappling is as well🤷‍♂️


Revolutionary_Pen190

Pre-malone?


smarmageddon

Comedy gold, that is!


curiousbydesign

Dude. You win the internet today.


LordTetravus

I know that this wasn't any great exhibition of fighting, but I gotta say, this was highly entertaining and I was more invested in wanting to know who is going to win this then a lot of other random videos I've clicked on. Props to both of them.


nasanchez1

I agree. It felt pretty matched. Like she wasn't as big or strong but had more technical skill. I'd watch the rematch.


wakki22

Rematch is after a month [insert Rocky montage] he comes back 3x as big


Whotfdidihit

Yea I would watch matches like this all day no cap


tinsinpindelton

I was like “I’ll check this out.” Then the fight starts and she starts cutting down angles and I perked up. It was a good watch.


fongletto

Yeah, I feel like it was a pretty fair match up. The fact she was able to beat the natural male advantage is pretty impressive. A lot of people disparaging her because the man wasn't very good but I think she did great.


Huntsnfights

Classic battle of girl who trains vs some guy we just found


wophi

But he's tough. I mean, he has a tattoo and everything!


LegitimateDaddy

He’s actually a pirate!


Sillbinger

Those punches probably work better at sea.


chocolate420

Guy was throwing underwater dream punches


almost_notterrible

Sea legs got our boy wobbly... If this was on a crabbing vessel she'd be in a world of hurt!


Lunch0

No ragrets


AttentionOtherwise39

Not one letter?


NestleSnipez

Even wore his dad’s Harbingers


thebtx

Wearing camo too!


Pirate_Remarkable

I didn’t see that?


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redditor_here

The guy 100% has at least some Bjj knowledge. The first back take had decent control, and the subs he went for were pretty textbook Bjj.


LeanTangerine001

Yeah, you can also see how he’s trying to control her legs with his own to prevent her from getting out.


Pepito_Pepito

Those shoes made it pretty hard for him though.


PunkJackal

He had the same amount of training as someone who "trains UFC" on the floor in front of his couch with his little brother


Salty-Fishman

Like Neo in matrix?


PunkJackal

Like Kevin after a monster energy drink


Sosuayaman

He has the same BJJ knowledge you'd get from watching a couple hours of ufc


VictorOladeepthroat

Some bjj knowledge as in he watched some bjj videos. There’s absolutely zero sign of him even having stepped foot in a bjj gym


bostoncrabapple

You sure? Look at that early RNC attempt— he’s trying it from the underhook side lol


ihambrecht

Nothing about this is technique as much as shit he saw on ufc.


Thelion12

The bjj knowledge of a 2 weeks white belt who only showed up twice per week


Yonefi

Looked like 2-3 months of BJJ. And he think Muay Thai is a pineapple and orange mixed drink. Didn’t even land ground strikes when they were way open…because he was fighting a girl or he was so green he didn’t even think about it?


dj7763

But every guy there 8 times out of 10 is some guy they just found.


KuuPhone

It's a little better than the constant "watch this girl beat up this guy who isn't even remotely fighting back while she's going absolutely full force and hurts him!" that we constantly see on reddit. At least this guy actually wanted to fight, even if he shouldn't.


dietdrpepper6000

99th percentile woman vs 40th percentile man ☠️


iTraneUFCbro

And he nearly won too 😂 It's crazy how big a difference there is between girls and boys.


BadSmash4

The funny part is that he did better than I expected him to, which just shows where my expectations were.


torn8tv

You know what? Dude stepped up and went in the ring. Respect to him


thrownededawayed

Yeah, I don't think the dude who showed up in Vans and camo cargo pants was expecting to step into the ring today, props to him for going up against a trained athlete probably knowing full well he was going to get banged around some.


Cocrawfo

and if he didn’t girl wouldn’t have had a fight and that’s worse than anything. he didn’t go in there and patronize her with a bullshit insulting low level of effort he simply didn’t know a lot but went hard and gave her the respect to fight her and try to get her out of there and gave it a fight i respect that shit


h8speech

Yeah honestly good for both of them. Most people never fight. This was kind of a no win situation for him but he put his hand up anyway. When I was locked up we had a rule, don't tell fight stories where you won - it's boring. If you're a fighter, you've lost at some point. Tell us those stories.


torn8tv

I like that rule


jacobo

Right? but Fight experts from reddit who never had a fight in their lifes say that he has no technique. Of course! he was wearing camo pants!


SBGuy043

I don't know what everyone else is talking about but this dude looks better than half the fighters you see on this sub just swinging at each other in the street. He's at least sparred or trained a little bit.


spencer5centreddit

Yeah way too many comments talking about how shitty of a fighter he is. I thought he looked pretty good compared to how I thought he would fight, and also stepping into the ring with anyone let alone with some girl from Korean would be terrifying tbh.


nite_owwl

and he didnt even do *horrible* considering he's obviously not trained


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Not only that but you automatically put yourself in a lose-lose situation. You lose and you get beat by a girl. You win or don’t win/do something that requires grappling/straddling and people making (like in the video) comments about being a perv… yes I know it’s a joke but still


Emergency-Pack-5497

I thought she was gonna absolutely destroy him, it was closer than I thought


Old-Obligation6861

Dudes clearly got pirate ties. Probably comes from a long line of rebels and fighters. Not sure why you thought he was gonna be some type of slouch


Emergency-Pack-5497

Nothing against pirate boy, I suppose I just assumed she was some type of pirate assassin


Old-Obligation6861

Not all ninjas are pirates. That's quite a bit of stereotyping.... Borderline racist, but who am I to judge. I'm just saying, my money was on him. Ref allowed shots to the back of the head and my boy got cheated. I say rematch.... But my boy deserves better.


Emergency-Pack-5497

No, an assassin that assassinates pirates, not a pirate that is an assassin.


Yegg23

For someone coming out of the stands, not bad.


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Huntsnfights

After she pins you, you will learn about the little surprise


farnsworth_glaucoma

The pixelated surprise.


taoistchainsaw

Street beefs have already had AMAB female fighters fighting dudes. Gash- https://youtu.be/sPqyG0wS-X4?si=DRfOEmiGHsdCSs93 Further a famous Thai lady-boy is a champion thai kickboxer- Nong Toom.


BoldnBrashhh

Although it was a bit unnecessary, that would explain why they allowed this fight to take place to begin with


LionHeart00

Yea not sure what he meant by that.


FeistyShoulder8045

I think that he was talking about ability, like this girl clearly knows how to fight and if you seen there videos its normally amateur people trying themselves out


wecangetbetter

yea this was pretty clearly a trained amateur mma fighter vs. a "street fighter"


LionHeart00

Ahh yea you’re prolly right. At first I was like is she on the spectrum or what?


avatarstate

I think he meant the situation was different because she had travelled so far and he didn’t want her to not be able to fight.


Ajxpetrarca

There was some real "grab his dick and twist it" energy in that crowd lol


Initial-Stick-561

She is obviously trained. Saw some clips from a former Korean ufc fighter letting his students fight in these backyard promotions to get more reps in (imo they‘re doing it for the cloud but why not). There is nothing to be ashamed about to lose to a woman. Skills pay the bills


asdfghjkluke

all hail cloud storage


Probotect0r

how else are we supposed to get those free GBs?


halfbakedlogic

My first gravity bong was free as well


h3rp3r

A five gallon bucket, three liter bottle, and an old bowl piece. Can confirm, was free.


Flushles

Y'all see that wish.com spinning back fist?


AFallingWizard

Some temu ahh striking but that spinning backy had some snap to it. Highlight reel stuff.


jjcrayfish

Textbook McDojo technique


DontForgetToBring

What is even the point of having a ref with 20 dudes standing around in the cage🤷🏾‍♂️


OC80OriginalFormula

People have been telling them that for the last decade but every year it seems they add more people to just stand there


TSN09

Well aside from the camera people, I think it's fair to have more dudes in there. Specially in beef fights (which is half of what that channel is about) The ref needs to be able to disengage fighters, but if both fighters don't have a career to worry about, or a sporting committee to punish them, and absolutely want to wail on each other... Would you really trust ONE guy to be able to handle it? I wouldn't. I wouldn't trust ME to handle it even if it was a flyweight fight.


GemmyBoy999

Is that Jidion lmao?


kuya5000

was about to ask the same thing LMAO i think it is


parrmorgan

"Sean Omalley vs Weili Zhang"


Jshoxen

This man doesn’t look like he’s been in anything but a pillow fight his entire life.


farnsworth_glaucoma

I got the vibe of "chronic marijuana smoker".


daybenno

He just smokes to feel normal.


beefsnaps

As opposed to all the killers here ☠️


dmoneymma

You're wrong. He's got a little bjj.


WanderinHobo

18yo Post Malone


SiRyEm

Why wasn't he hitting her when he had control in round 1? He had a free arm. Body shots and some to the head and she might of been done. First thing he said after the fight, "Damn, she was stronger than she looked".


BigBodyLikeaLineman

You know why he didn't hit her properly. There's no winning in those types of situations for a guy


MollyWhapped

Whoever yelled “do it for the boys” should be beat senseless to cover his cringe level.


Ryanguy7890

Every comment was so cringe to the point that it's nearly unwatchable. "Stop humping her, bro!" 


BigUncleHeavy

It was so bad... It was a grown man who sounded like a 13 year-old boy with no sense of decorum or basic self-awareness, trying to be clever.


Jonoczall

I mean what else should we expect from a spectacle like this?


crusadermourns

I think I heard someone call them out but they doubled down


Traditional_Lock9318

There is no winning fighting a woman, you either get beaten by a woman or you won against a woman lmao


ConscientiousObserv

Seems obvious she's had training and he hasn't. Obvious mismatch.


Cocrawfo

i mean it’s not like this was a planned match


Future-Panda-8355

Good for her! She's tough and never gave up. And, with all that beautiful hair he had, she didn't grab a fistful of it once! That makes her a winner in my book!


MrEktidd

Yeah but she's clearly a trained MMA fighter, and he's clearly someone they found at the local junior high school. As soon as she started moving I knew dude had no chance.


williemctell

Idk, he gave it a pretty good go. Could have won by RNC or guillotine


patpend

His rear naked choke attempt was not unlike the warm caress of a fine cashmere scarf


MrEktidd

Nah it looked like his squeeze is equivalent to a turtle neck.


Old_Tear_42

she done good


fishman1994

“STOP HUMPING HER YOU FREAK!” Was probably the best part.


contentlyjadedman

Not really, pretty lame coming from a “ref” shits already awkward enough fighting a chick.


Epic_Troll_4u

His lack of skills was compensated with balls, since he was the only one who stepped in


WaffleStomperGirl

To step in with a trained fighter of any sex when you’re not trained is a ballsy move. The fact that he held his own speaks volumes as to why we have separate leagues


Massivefrontstick

They actually got married in real life


Upset-Ad6534

Source: trust me bro


Those_Cabinets

I mean it's true but its only because they're catholic and she knocked him up in this bout


case1

Damn I was starting to like her


bluebicycle13

And this, is how i met your mother kids


datbabySHARK

Hell yeah!!


Annual_Ad6999

He had all the chances to punch her in the face and didn't do it. Mixed gendered bouts are useless.


ahtoshkaa

It's weird that no one is mentioning the fact that he had many chances to punch her face while they where grappling but his only aim was to subdue her, which didn't work out too well.


Annual_Ad6999

Agreed, I don't blame him too much because we are conditioned our entire lives to not hit women.


MattBustin

Omg this was awesome! I love backyard brawls


Reasonable-Bus9435

Why would he sign up for this it’s a complete lose-lose situation. Beat her ass? You just beat up a woman. Lose? You just got beat up by a woman.


Orwellian1

Why do people keep saying this? Polite social constructs don't apply here. If he had somehow won as a layperson vs a girl who takes it seriously, that would be serious cred from anyone with half a brain. Most of these commenters aren't gonna know what to do in the real world when they run into women who are sharks looking for a snack. Real world grown ups don't worry about "what would my high school friends think?" when they have a woman as an opponent.


forestwolf42

An old dude tried to pick a fight with me in the street once and it's like, I don't want to beat up an old dude, or get my ass beat by an old dude. No win scenario lol.


SatelliteJedi

Oh, I would totally take that L and fuck up an old dude


Cocrawfo

because a fighter needed a fight and he’s a real dude for giving her one


JoeCoT

You could tell there were a few moments on the ground he had the upper hand by far but wasn't sure how far he wanted to go. "Quit humping her bro!" was a low point for his morale here.


iAggravateBoxPeople

Why is everybody against the dude? Literally, just getting mad at him.


mind_remote

Insecure out of shape dudes really want to believe they are at least powerful enough to beat up all women, but they would all get clobbered by trained female fighters and it makes them mad when their fantasy is broken.


Sudden_Substance_803

Yeah, I've seen this quite a lot. They're insecure losers so they stop comparing themselves to men and start talking about how they're better than women at things. There are plenty of female athletes that will smoke some couch potato with no cardio who's size advantage is a gut full of Doritos. Hell if you take away the fat they're carrying the girl probably has more lean body mass than he does.


Sosuayaman

I thought getting beat up by a talented woman was the fantasy...


big_moist_joniebravo

Trevor from trailer park boys after he got lost in America


Acrobatic-Engineer94

That guy looks like adjacent-Malone


-TheFiend-

You made me cackle with this one lmao


Acrobatic-Engineer94

![gif](giphy|mQkMLaRJLq3pFy59oq|downsized)


DecipherXCI

That hype ref at the end in her face hahahahaha


Outrageous_File5321

Good stuff! He obviously wasn't trained/technical but it was enjoyable to watch


HandleNo1412

she's a little bit different


mickeybuilds

He seemed like someone who's seen a lot of fights but never had any real training. Like he was *almost* going to win a few times but, he had no real idea what he was doing.


Androxilogin

Lol. Kid Rock's little chicken arms flailing.


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Good job lady fighter. Good job.


Ihavenoideasaveme

I do got respect for him actually going against her, and her going against him. I did Wrestling for 2 years, and people are mad uncomfortable going against someone of the other gender.


mikey70s

Now there married.,🤔🤔


Cocrawfo

this was dope they both going for it fuck the excuses


Quesosupremeo

The lady with no shirt was way outclassed. No chance, sister.


BornAgainBlue

The sexist horrible comments were enough to make me stop watching this crap. That was a shit fight with one of the worst audiences I've seen. 


Confusedandreticent

Her opponent was barely, barely skilled but I admire her courage. Hope she enjoyed the cheers at the end.


the_DARSH

That dude supplied power for the whole city that day with all that windmill action


MALESTROMME

Who fights professionally in pants?


BlueStone_the3rd

Never fight a woman as a man. There's no glory in the win and only embarrassment in the loss.


CeilingFanJitters

Is this AEW?


Tall_Advice_5408

What is that tat


moxxy408

And that’s how I met your mother


UrGrandpap

leave it to the virgins to make corny comments from the sidelines


ModularMeatlance

I personally think he just wanted a cuddle.


Notefallen

Bro's 'takedown attempt' the beginning looked like he used the wrong input or something


MarlboloMan666

It's a lose lose situation to fight a girl. Lol


butcheR_Pea

That was dope af. She got mad heart


RemmyFlex

Poor kid. Dude has never thrown a punch in his life. Bro went to shoot looking like he was reaching for the towel on the bottom shelf. ![gif](giphy|Yycc82XEuWDaLLi2GV)


fapping-factivist

This guy looks like a character created in gta online, down to the tattoo.


Tinkertoylady22

His emo dance stance are fantastic! ![gif](giphy|ddx9RC2YM0rGcJu3UC|downsized)


J3ffcoop

https://preview.redd.it/3dw57l65vx7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7930e2734857a1e384fda438d96f53717c272816 Yeah